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Lawrence Saltburne

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musician, higher ed pro, consultant, history nerd, home cook, plant dad, public speaking assassin. Addicted to workahol. I ain't no killer but don't push me.

Atlanta, GA
Joined February 2009
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Found this on the camera roll. From some time last year. Lovely 71 rank Leteourneau instrument in a great room.
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@zaytanich The way she started looking at the woman recording a split second before she cleared her.
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@tomsimmo I kinda see it.
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@MatthewACherry @PopeyesChicken 'Cause I can bring my own bun if that's the problem....
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@RicheLaRegle @DBrodyReports Why do you think it's called black ice?? /s
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@alexsalvinews You know he wouldn't try that with a man.
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@Phil_Lewis_ But it's the masks that are traumatizing children. 🤔
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@BleacherReport @NASCAR_Xfinity This is terrible. Really makes the entire yt community look bad.
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@JonahGreen @showmetheyamz Sounds like the texts I get from the DNC. "Larry, we're running out of time, please pledge $3 to help keep Congress blue this November."
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@Mentalwelth @_NurseRatchet "Twas a dark and stormy night...." Oh here we go, Jenyfer
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@RadicalKiba @MilesKlee Giving off nondenominational youth pastor vibes.
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@JxSNCHZ @DailyCaller when faced with the truth, they scatter like roaches when you turn on the light.
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@reputushion @marckryancidro And the cameraman panned up and down on the shirt. 🤣
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Not John Lewis. He was my congressman. Meet him at the airport once. He was so gracious and took the time to stop and talk to me, telling me to call his office if I ever needed anything. This one hurts.
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Less than a week into the year and @thatonequeen has already given us the reaction meme of 2022.
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@_layaah As my grandmother said, with jobs you come looking and you go looking. Don't get complacent.
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@shivywivy14 @PopCrave "Bring out the olives!"
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@Apuje Was heading down the street once and this lady screamed out the window, "you betta walk!" Made my day
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@LainaDAZE @jackieaina "That's why your car is jacked up."
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@DerekJBiz @Phil_Lewis_ Where do y'all find these videos , 🤣 Honestly though whoever gave her that sew in should use this video as an advertisement.
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@IamNiaRae OMG Simone Biles? She needs to be arrested for that.
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@jenmendez_ @jemelehill I'm trying to figure out the hiring standards at ABC to be a political analyst. Art history degree and progeny of a senator. That's about all I can find.
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@WhiteMaleSkum @kaegann @flex_pac Thank goodness I have some random white dude on twitter to show me the way. How would I get through life otherwise??
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@DeeLaSheeArt Does she know what 'nomad' means? Maybe that was her problem.
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@CantMissJames @cubaescobar Also, those dogs are gonna have the squirts after eating that watermelon.
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@PrettyMill1 He admitted to it under oath and is out on a technicality. Remaining quiet is free. Losing so much redirect today for people whose art I respected so much.
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@rosechocglam @MrQuenchiAdams I wonder if he does the catering too.
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@jemelehill Grown @$$ man here, I won't lie, I'd react the same way if I got a chance to meet Mrs. Obama.
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@NYMag @Olivianuzzi Thank God you're covering the important stories. If there's one thing I need to hear more about, it's what trump thinks.
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@notcapnamerica That kid is moving out as soon as he turns 18 and never coming back.
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@SaeedDiCaprio LMAO he lists a credential in his bio. An MBA of all things, perhaps the least rigorous post grad program out there.
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@benj4peace @BloodWulker Things that never happened
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@KimberlyNFoster Wearing a shirt from my alma mater (where I also worked). Lyft driver says, "oh, are you a security guard??"
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@WhiteMaleSkum @kaegann @flex_pac Who said I'm affected. My point is it isn't your place to dictate how people of color should feel or think.
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@GROGDTPodcast Have worked service industry, I'll keep my 9-5. Health insurance, retirement account, PTO, tuition benefits. The quick money looks good but you're one accident away from financial ruin. But I agree, do what makes you happy and don't judge others.
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@TheKalenAllen I need that hype woman to follow me from the train station to work on Monday morning.
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@SwampCommunist @djbitchtits If you don't have your own Guatemalan volcanic vents, store bought is fine.
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@sedderaside This queen already been knew.
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@metaIqueersoIid This is art. It's like a Renaissance painting. There is so much interest to draw one's eye: the glazed look, the "DJ set," the plate with a well placed credit card.
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@alexsalvinews It seems I've upset some people. Biden's had a great week and I think it's made them a little grumpy 😂
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@NBCNightlyNews @DashaBurns Oh this is bad. For NBC, not the candidate.
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@JustKeep_sMILEN Walking back into the classroom after lunch with a goodie bag filled with pencils and stickers.
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@jamokojnr @justmontrey @KiNG_OFDiAMONDZ Nah all this free time and disposable income are a blessing. Enjoy your brood!
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@PhenomTJ Me, when I get 13 nuggets in a 12 pack.
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@WhiteMaleSkum @kaegann @flex_pac Like I said. Stay in your lane. Wiser people would say, hey, this is not my experience, maybe I'll defer to those who live it.
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@realDavidLuebke @jm_beatty When I was a TA in grad school I got course feedback that I was a harsh grader.... The assignments considered of four. multiple. choice. exams.
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@_blacksabrejr @blvckcement @brokeymcpoverty She moves through two and a half octaves like it's nothing. Absolutely incredible.
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@ajc Lol...a few days ago people were putting her up as an example of a good cop.
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@FrankLuntz @JasonSCampbell If I spent time correcting everything Candace Owens claims, there would be scarce time in the day to do anything else.
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@pdabrosca @paraga I'm having such a hard time figuring out when cancel culture is ok and when it isn't.
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@CNN She survived to tell the tale? Very interesting. Sounds about yt.
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@RandyTravisFox5 @FOX5Atlanta @BBBAtlanta Randy got his foot on his neck LMAO. All this smoke I'm beginning to think Randy ordered an air fryer and it never came.
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@awkwardandy4521 @itsTimHell It's a hamburger, not a philosophical conundrum. You're projecting.
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@rahsh33m Them: You'll never know the joy of raising children. Me: Thank God.
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@NBCNews "Michigan's AG got tipsy at a football game, here's why that's bad news for Joe Biden" Stories coming down the pipe post haste
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@KayGee2323 @nypost It's odd. You people only love welfare when it is for the rich.
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@atrupar Can we talk about the absolute bat sh*tty situation we'd all be in right now if this guy had been elected again? I wake up, my first thought isn't to check the news and see what crazy stuff happened while I was asleep. I have hobbies, I have peace. I'm vaccinated. It's wonderful.
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@MDaware My parents tried their darndest to make me right handed. Similar story when they found out I was gay..... Still in therapy for that one.
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@neilchrisfagan @OttoFernandez Fagan here asking the important questions
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Lindsey Graham, when he was laid up on the bed and the escort came from the bathroom: #ladybugs
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@CNN I hope the bison is ok
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@WhiteMaleSkum @kaegann @flex_pac Don't tell that to the dude in the video. You might catch some hands.
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@GhettoNatsuko Found someone who doesn't understand feminism :- /
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@bluestein Probably a smart move. Anyone who hears him speak more than ten seconds would see what he is working with.
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@Barnes_Law Noted defense lawyer, can't be bothered to do 30 seconds of research to clear up his own confused assumption. Smashing!
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@wildwalker84 @bluestein Yeah.....if there's one show that doesn't reflect politics in this country, it's......Star Trek 🙃🙃🙃
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@JayNedaj The range. You forget it's a dude in a wig playing multiple parts.
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@kylegriffin1 Some very prominent Republicans are going down before this is over.
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@V1TNE Several months ago someone on here said his hair looked like a sucked mango and I haven't been the same since. I think about that queen from time to time.
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@FRafieyan @_Neekhil_ Great cook, gorgeous, multilingual, good dancer, strong family ties? Though I doubt the dude asking meant any of that.
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@ThreeCatsinaTr1 @xwaldie A million!? God/Allah/Buddha bless you!
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@boyinquestion Yeah super easy when you're a multimillionaire. Give me some bands, I'll be giddy as fcuk too.
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@davenewworld_2 LMAO maybe he should read the book of Matthew to see what Jesus said about people like him.
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@DCreyke @erichhartmann This you? Going to guess people's aversion to you has nothing to do with your vocation.
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@caycay77 @wsbtv Yeah. Counting all the votes, imagine that. Stay mad, Karen!
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@TLS_VultureTeam @RonFilipkowski He crossed state lines with a gun to go to the "riot." He was looking for trouble and now he's facing charges. Imagine that.
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@Puberty_Dolphin @LindseyMorgann @OhHeyItsJenny_ @IsabelleMcCrady Yeah super cute, but not so healthy. Imagine the extra time you can get with him if you get his weight down!
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@yosoymichael It's the force with which it was brought out. He chose well that day.
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@spicebae_ Beloved, Black History month begins in two days. Let's not do this.
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@MasterDavidP @_BasedMistress @RoyalsMLBChamps I disagree. All this extra disposable income I have is definitely something to celebrate!
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@adosrod @Latesha_Byrd The only reason anyone besides my boss knows is that I like to flex so everyone knows I'm living my best life. "Oh sorry Cynthia, can't make that workshop, I'll be in Europe. Good luck with it though! 😗"
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@theferocity LMAO he's been drinking that wine. You just saw it for the first time today.
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@Jo8o8o @itsmebecca @staceyabrams Girl shut up. No one was "worshipping" her, they were surprised and excited to see her, something I'm sure you never experience.
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@looops98 @GROGDTPodcast Do you know how quickly you can rack up a $90K hospital bill? Days, even hours depending on the condition/injury.
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@davenewworld_2 I didn't go to Harvard Law or anything, so maybe he's too smart for me....but if you go to a party and it's not fun....why not leave the party?
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@Michelle_008 @grimgirlfriend Why I am never leaving this app.
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@USArmy This is chilling.
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@Phil_Lewis_ What's everyone having for dinner? I made chicken thighs with crispy skin and roasted potatoes. Used garlic, lemon, and thyme on the chicken. It's delicious.
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@CNN Photo of the culprit.
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@garf04gb @CollinsforGA @KLoeffler Shhh I'm a Georgia voter. Please let them fight!
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