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Heisman Trophy winning 🏆 squirrel 🐿. BS-RTF '85, MM '23 Lifetime Longhorn 🤘🏼 #NoLonghornfanUnder1k

Living the Dream in Asia
Joined July 2014
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Coach Sark on signing day! #HookEm #NoLonghornfanUnder1k
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@Mayachuchu13 @sophieming_ Lawyer to Shan Shui principals: “We received a cease and desist letter from one of the victims families for profiteering and using the name of their dead child without permission. What the HELL were you thinking?” Likely, with permission, some profit would go to the family.
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@MeetThePress @MariannaReports I'm still waiting for the "woke" people to give me an answer to the question, "What is a woman?"
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@NEAToday Had an almost 2 year vacation. You should be well rested.
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@rantonstupidity @DavidOAtkins @FCC @FoxNews My name is Big Brother and I approved this message.
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@aginnt @jacindaardern I find it interesting that one who admitted that "you will always be surrounded by bias" fails to acknowledge that they are part of the "always" group.
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@WWonTwit @thehill I keep getting confused if I should go to the doctor for a prescription for my medication or my local fish store. Such a difficult decision! Trump may be responsible for many things but he is NOT responsible for FIXING STUPID, ma’am.
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@MZHemingway @jack @facebook Quick! Cancel his accounts! @SpeakerPelosi Quick, hold impeachment hearings!
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@McFaul In the world of straw men arguments, this one actually shaved a few points off my IQ, it was so bad. And you're a professor... #SMH
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@mstoneman @dhookstead For a Lt. Col. to risk his career, his pension, his security clearance, future employment, and possibly his freedom to deliver this message should speak volumes.
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@MsLisaHendricks Hi Karen. Chicken Little says, hold my beer.
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@MerissaHansen17 "We desperately need for people to ignore you."
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It's unfollow day for those who pretended to be ON the Longhorn Following train. #nolonghornfanunder1k #HookEm
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@TheAydenBentley @MrAndyNgo Social workers. Lol.
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@ClayTravis Lock-down and mask advocates and Karens. For the rest of humanity, we love this.
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@RichardAMann @JaymesonZ Kinda like trying to be careful when you shoot someone.
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I’m Bijan Robinson followers short of 1000! Thanks to all who have followed. #NoLonghornfanUnder1k
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@ScottShaneNYT @adamgoldmanNYT @AllMattNYT You don’t deserve the protection that our Forefathers so wisely and generously afforded to you. But you should still have it. How about this: honestly do your fucking jobs! Personal feelings, beliefs and biases have no place in your world. Just stop it.
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@WGNNews @MarcKarlinsky No one can be that stupid. The editor should be fired. It's his job to prevent your "deeply regret" moments. 2/2
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@LincolnRiley To think that a poor cow gave its life for this. Here's hoping that your next season turns out like your brisket. Happy Easter, regardless of your bovine travesty.
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@gaskinner @benshapiro In 2013 the Philippines filed a case in The Hague against China’s island building in the SCS. Who was in office then, Grant?
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@business @jack You opened the Pandora’s Box of content moderation against conservatism now @Twitter is forced to moderate all political speech. The EU has painted a target 🎯 on the backs of @Facebook @Google @Apple and you. You brought this on yourselves.
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@MattWalshBlog Individuals in prosperous western nations have no clue how the majority of people in the world experience "life." And you were visiting. I've lived in a "developing nation" for the past decade and visited 3rd world countries. Only our soldiers have seen it.
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@PolitiBunny As a lecturer, I hate remote because of low student engagement. The idea that “good teaching is good teaching“ is fallacious because it ignores other factors that contribute to effective learning. Don’t buy the BS.
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@OrwellNGoode My kind of girl. Not the 159k texts, but the breaking into my house naked. Gotta admit, that hasn't happened yet. But when you live in Thailand, it's only a matter of time.
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@realchrisrufo @Disney Well, Bob, you do sound worried but not about the LGBTQ+ community. If you don't turn this around, you'll be pulling the ripcord on that golden parachute soon because in the C-Suite world, this is the only thing that matters.
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@CalebJHull The look of fear in her eyes. Memo to every adult: if the child is not yours, keep you hands off of them. Full Stop.
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@JohnTole @bennyjohnson @realDonaldTrump My boy’s got you covered. Pees on everything.
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@michelletandler The perception of it and historians and researchers who write about it are different. To the average American, we had stagflation, economically, but everyday life was fairly normal. The primary difference was that every minor occurrence was not amplified into a major crisis.
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@WashTimes Wait for it... Wait... “I BELIEVE HER!!!”
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@MartinKulldorff @RitaPanahi But, but, we’re SHORT-STAFFED!!!
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@OrgPhysics Heady Lamar. She was so much more.
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@nickschifrin @nktpnd @SecBlinken @JakeSullivan46 Looks like things are off to a good start. I’d say this bout is going the distance. It’s about time that the masses see the CCP’s Wolf Warrior Diplomacy on display. Time for the free world to unite against China. #BDSChina @jack @twitter Quit suppressing this hashtag.!
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@realryanhartwig @SenMarkey @LibertarianBlue @CodeMonkeyZ The “arbitrary and capricious” enforcement of its own policies are abhorrent.
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@Boomieleaks @RonColeman Chuck Norris says, “Hold my beer”.
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@WheelSpinnerO @thehill Because the bill is DOA and forces Dems to take a position on the issue and then face the electorate in 2022. Not a good recipe to keep control of the House.
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@WGNNews @MarcKarlinsky Error? Do you truly think that people are so stupid as to not recognize the brand Hitler places on the Jews? 1/2
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@nypost Disagreeing with issues within a nation and demonizing the nation in its entirety causes people with different opinions to wish failure upon you.
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When will Teas DB learn to and look for the football?
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@Elise_Jordan @MorningJoe It’s FORMER Secretary of State.
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@Carrera302 @NBCNews Perhaps homeschooling will be an improvement? "[T]he parents lose patients [sic]...and...higher [sic] teachers." Bless your heart, dear.
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@VoteHafner @MikeSington Wow. Twitter is privately held and does not TRADE. Are you really running for Congress? The electorate should be afraid.
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@TXHRecruiting @LHFanBattle Seriously bro? That Adidas crap? I wouldn’t use that to wipe up an oil spill in my garage.
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@thomasjoscelyn @stephenfhayes @mikepompeo Biden made the decision. It’s on him regardless of what the previous guy thought. Full stop.
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@JerryDunleavy It’s the not telling the President that makes this problematic. The military is under civilian control. Back channel communication to alleviate misunderstandings happen all the time but at the behest of the Commander in Chief. The “warn before” stmt. is treasonous.
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@MaajidNawaz This is my dog. This is his message: 🖕🏻
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@Enchantement4 @JackPosobiec The unification of China occurred in 221 BC. Alexander the Great, 323 BC. European history existed before China unification as did all other histories of all other peoples. Ancient Greece & Rome have everything to do with “us”. It’s the basis of morals, ethics, and philosophy.
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Everyone Longhorn needs a burnt orange dog. #NoLonghornfanUnder1k
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VY was a freaking gazelle. With a chip on his shoulder.
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@CBSNews Fire truck was already prepared to go. Pilot must have called an emergency earlier.
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@TheBackPage @AndySwan @espn Give Gillette a call. They can give 8 billion reasons concerning toxic masculinity. As in an 8 billion dollar loss. @Gillette
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I caught up on all those following me. Follow backs done! Still need more to go! #NoLonghornfanUnder1k
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@coachvjbedford Seriously. The UM fans just shook their heads in 2005 and congratulated Texas for the win. Texas scored to make it 38-33 USC, I told the USC fans next to me, "Just get Vince the ball one more time." They laughed until they weren't laughing. VY was transformational.
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@NaplesAlleycat The apology does not relieve you of the broken trust between you and your patients. The effect is that other patients may doubt the care given by other nurses. Your personal politics have brought discredit upon you and your profession. Do try to recall this [...]
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@CNN WTF is wrong with you @CNN ?
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@cliftonaduncan But, but, but, they DESERVE it! Is that how one should apply their moral relativism in the neoliberal world? Did I do it right? The practice of self aggrandization is repulsive.
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@noahsmom7 “I’m thankful and blessed to receive my first offer from The University of Texas. 🤘🏻” @CoachSark @KJJFlood @AnwarRichardson
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@cnni everyone needs to do this. #ISISchan I can't draw but I have cute dogs. http://t.co/nwacvXCBz8
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@MatthewRozsa @KurtSchlichter @AP4Liberty @Salon So which was it Matthew, a coup attempt or an insurrection? I’ve been through a coup and an insurrection (Thailand). This wasn’t remotely close to either of those.
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@RitaPanahi Forty years of post modernism worldview taught in universities have led to this.
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@Ron4California Clear and check. Physically and visually. Every damn time. After I did it and hand it to you, you had better do the same thing. A firearm is ALWAYS loaded even if it is not.
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@taffyakner @bariweiss “All the news that’s FITTED to print,” a.k.a. The Ministry of Truth.
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@nypost What will it be called? The Karen Network?
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@NBCNews Brilliant. When the doctors and nurses in hospitals decide arbitrarily not treat patients because of x, y, or z. The Wonderful World of Moral Relativism.
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@JonathanTurley Cancel the Lincoln Project. Isn’t that how it works? Everyone is guilty by association? Or do we get to use the relativist/subjectivist fallacy because the Lincoln Project is “good” (allegedly)?
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@UT_Mangler Here's what I know: Texas is not in the TAX ACT Bowl and the last time an Aggy football team went undefeated was 1919.
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@PetiteNicoco As if racism exists in America, Canada, and the UK only. You want racism? Live in a non-western country. I'll show you racism.
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@jadedcreative You’ll have to go back a bit to recognize this Dame.
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@robbystarbuck @jaketapper Nice job Mr. Tapper. Hold everyone’s feet to the fire.
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@westaustralian “We’re here at the 33rd annual Darwin Awards and I must admit, all of the nominees look stunning on the red carpet tonight. And who do you think will walk away with the most Awards tonight, Mimi?” “Well, Kurt, all the whispers point to Jaguar Woman in the Best Newcomer category.”
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@mldauber @Stanford Pardon me but are all your professors in need of a mental health intervention? No empathy for the victims. Read the timeline Stanford.
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@thehill Fortunately for us, at least for now, America doesn’t hold trials and convict based upon “polls”.
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@ABC @SpeakerPelosi You we’re never a leader, ma’am.
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@johncardillo The pertinent question that is never asked in this debate is, "How do we prevent unwanted pregnancies?" This is not about choice; it's about money. In medicine, we have informed consent. Perhaps having to view the procedure before agreeing would be beneficial.
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@CNN All of the parents involved will receive orange slices, juice boxes, and participation trophies.
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@GustafsonRe @BON_SBNation Maybe we should give those seats to the students and those who like AC and drinks can stand inside. @_delconte
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@michelletandler Sidebar: you can't "understand the 70s" no more than I can understand the Roaring 20s. One must have experienced the emotional connection to the events.
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@thomasgcampbell What are the monkey's measurables? What his PFF run blocking grade?
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@SkaggsOB And the Oscar goes to...Bradley Cooper! Tremendous gratitude to the writers who told this phenomenal story. Writing a real life triumph to tragedy story is incredibly difficult. I will always be thankful for the depth and emotional levels I had to explore as an actor. Thank you.
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@BoardGeniuses Tampa Todd and Chuck Tamato are my go-to sources of conference realignment.
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400 bit the dust.
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@AP Check your privilege, bro. @JussieSmollett
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@nypost “I’ve peace worth the fact that I was too stupid to securely store my password in a safety deposit box.”
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@fasak03 @Indian202020 @ARmastrangelo @JackPosobiec That’s not exactly correct. Phones are assembled in China and Brazil. Processors in Taiwan. LCDs in S. Korea. I do agree that assembly should return to the US however.
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@Ccampbellbased America is in the midst of a mental health crisis.
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@brithume @Twitter Brit, Twitter didn’t do the right thing at all. The market forced the change after the hearings.
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@BuckSexton Don't know, but the Italian said, "F this $h!t, I'm going for a panini an an espresso; everyone on this call is a moron, especially the guy wearing a mask."
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I don’t like politics but this account rocks. Pure gold.
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BREAKING: At midnight tomorrow my new Student Loan Forgiveness For Non-Students Act will take effect. Now, if you have never been a student, you can take out a student loan just to have it forgiven. Simply say the loan is for “educational purposes.” Happy New Year!
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@Xanthipppe @jenvanlaar The Coyote ordered from the Acme catalog, not the Roadrunner. Jeesh.
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@LateKickJosh Thanks Josh. 💯 Player that released this needs to find a new home. @CoachBoUT @CoachSark "Bo Davis is Pate State material." "Bo Davis can come coach for Pate State anytime." "Texas needs a whole lot more of that." 100% support for the UT coaching staff.
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@zach_barnett And Mack Brown looks like a God at Carolina right now.
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@ComplexPop @chrisgb002000 Googled it. Bear died. I just saved myself 2.5 hours of time.
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