Joseph Guarino ๐ฒ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐๐ฆ
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Co-creator of @TeamPete4Harris For: Frodo, Sondheim, Final Fantasy, Rumik World, Oscar Hammerstein II Against: Fascism White-ish/Black-ish He/him๐ฆ
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Every Sunday is Joseph Robinette Biden Appreciation Day.
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Oh whoop the ABC correspondent just misspoke, guess she has to be fired.
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@David_Leavitt
The image of 76 year old Stephen King in his 100 year old motherโs basement watching porn and eating Dino chicken nuggies will never fail to make me laugh, tbh
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@berniemoreno
Hi Bernie, why did you steal 10 million dollars from your employeesโ paychecks?
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@esjesjesj
My favorite thing about this is the idea the guy just wanders around with an axe like Michael Meyers.
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@JimmyJ4thewin
If you give your vote to Jill Stein, you increase the chance that Trump will win. Trump will let Netanyahu turn Gaza to glass so Jared can build a resort on the Jordan. If you vote for Jill, congrats, you and she are partially responsible for the deaths of millions of children
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@notcapnamerica
Sources say he announced it while staring gravely out his bay window. Then he walked into the woods and announced it to a bird in a tree. Then he stood upon a cliff overlooking the sea as the moon waxed in the dead of night and announced it once more to the stars.
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@neilhimself
@MartinKulldorff
Foucault has an entire book about how they used to ship contagious sick people off to the countryside out of prejudice. Itโs the plot line of countless stories. Half the things Jesus does in the Bible is visit shunned communities of sick ppl. This man is a PROFESSOR
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Jen Psaki on MSNBC says, paraphrased: โHarris needs someone she trusts to call when she needs to make a hard decision. But even more than that, she needs someone who is ready to hit the ground tomorrow, who knows how to fundraise, who the country knows.โ Very interesting.
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@atrupar
โShe chose her side and it wasnโt ours.โ
Says the Black woman speaking at a Trump rally. Can anyone tell me how many confederate flags she can count from that podium?
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I think the reason Pete Buttigieg is so good on Fox they keep bringing him back is unremarke but simpleโhe treats them like a legitimate news source. He engages with them like they are real reporters and he doesnโt call their audience stupid. Heโs frank and he doesnโt lie to them
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@ChrisCillizza
Heโs right and youโre wrong. Youโve been doing great damage to this country for years.
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Imagine Auntie President trotting around with those babies. America would kill to watch them grow up instead of watching Trumpโs children shoot endangered animals and Saudi journalists.
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@HeartlandSignal
Are you a purposeless postmenopausal female member of the human species? Worry no more! JD Vanceโs got you. Youโve been pre-enrolled in AAGP, American Association of Grandma Persons, where you will be assigned your mandatory grandchildren! Expenses not covered. No cats allowed.
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@riceid
@Olivianuzzi
@NYMag
Let go Andrew Rice, please, he clearly no longer has the discernment to be trusted to do the job of a journalist.
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@DemSocialists
Your immoral rhetoric and irresponsible voting contributed to the deaths of these women and nobody should ever listen to a single thing you say.
The DSA includes honest members but the people at the top are grifters uninterested in building political power for the working class.
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@impattipolitics
@DrJillStein
First Jill Stein needs to tell us with the 10 million dollars she raised to challenge election results in 2016, lawsuits that never materialized, money she promised to return and never returned. Whereโd it go?
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@megynkelly
Oprah is a self-made billionaire and one of the worldโs biggest philanthropists. You give a to for country club Republicans to safely say the N word. You support a man who inherited 250 million dollars and couldnโt turn a profit on a casino. Sure you wanna do this?
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Anderson Cooper is working really hard to scare people about President Biden and I think I donโt like him very much anymore.
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@JoshWalkos
@TamlynJJoy
I suppose depictions of heterosexual weddings and families should be outlawed too.
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A straight friend from Long Island thinks Pete Buttigieg is โthe likely choiceโ. He says:
Pete is charming
A good contrast to Vance
His personal biography undercuts the GOP on transphobia and panic
Most importantly, his conservative mom is a litmusโshe likes him best
#VPete
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I donโt think the 23 yo anti-Biden people can comprehend the resilience of we who lived through Clinton impeachment, Bush2 anti-gay jingoism, Iraq, 2008, Obama v Hill, the tea party, Hillary V Bernie, Donald Trump, COVID, ๐๐, the Squad, etcโyโall can barely live w/o DoorDash.
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@MeghanMcCain
Meghan, I think it would be useful for you to have a profound conversation with yourself about why you would share a picture of the Taliban mocking American heroes and then agree with them about their intentions in creating it.
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@NateBlanchett
I know itโs a well worn thing to talk about how they depict Trump at this point but itโs just so funny to imagine Trump 1. Looking that friendly 2. Touching a Black woman willingly.
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@ChrisCillizza
@Olivianuzzi
Journalists like Chris Cilizza look into the black mirror called Olivia Nuzzi and realize they too could lose their book deals because a fascist lost an election. They too could see their internet talk show fail. They too could be suspended for sleeping with Robert F Kennedy Jr.
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โMake America Great Againโ was a potent slogan in 2016 after a near-decade of rapid change. In 2020 during Covid, it felt confusing. In 2024, itโs the kiss of death. Trump wants to return us to a time thatโs gone forever. Harris-Walz says weโre โNot Going Backโ.
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@Komaniecki_R
The subtext is pretty clear and extraordinarily dark. Sexually viable white women will be sexually abused in either scenario. Fall in line with male conservatives bc they will treat you better in exchange.
Itโs a tacit admission the conservative agenda is about sexual control.
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I have been told by some that Pete Buttigieg is a bad pick because heโs โtoo quotableโ.
Anyway, hereโs that poll again to kick your day off with.
#VPete
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@admiralmpj
@washingtonpost
Trump had a press conference surrounded by cereal boxes the other day.
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FWIW I think if Hillary Clinton had picked, say, Corey Booker instead of Tim Kaine, weโd be wrapping up her second administration right now. Go big.
#HarrisButtigieg2024
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@selinawangtv
What? She spoke extensively with respect to him during the Afghanistan part.
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@MeghanMcCain
Once again, Meghan McCain remains completely out of step with the American people ๐
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@BFriedmanDC
Agreed. This is extraordinarily questionable considering Elon Musk identifies himself as working for the Trump campaign.
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Honestly, itโs just strange how they are trying to manifest this fake controversy into existence and also very telling. This is Reichstag in slow motion and stupider. Create a fake controversy yourself and then move forward in lockstep as if itโs real. Nazi 101.
These garden variety Proud Boy Nazis are running around Springfield looking for pet eaters and Antifa but seem to have found mostly strip malls.
This is the WORST Russian psyop. Theyโre trying to create Ferguson or whatever but itโs just embarrassing.
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@PopCrave
My uncle once told me that if I post a meme criticizing George Bush on the internet, Iโll be run down by the CIA in an ice cream truck.
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@AaronBlake
How is this not manufacturing news? You take the assumption that Bidenโs policies are unpopular (they arenโt) and then try to use a mistake nobody cared about to present to Republicans on a silver platter: โHarris is just Biden 2.0 and we have proofโ.
You should quit your job.
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@metzgov
@uncommittedmvmt
This is the worst โafter a rocky start, they just canโt admit they need each otherโ rom-com ever.
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@StabbyMcCrabby
@weedslaire
@PicturesFoIder
Wouldnโt this have led to a cultural shift where women doctors, presumably the higher income spouse, returned to work, encouraging more men to pick up childcare duties?
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@AlexThomp
@elianayjohnson
@AlexThomp
is on quite a roll with the smears lately. Hereโs a new and inaccurate one against Walz. A Harvard graduate, Thompson previously worked for Trumpโs longtime friend Maureen Dowd of the NYTimes and also questionable news outlet Vice. He also has a book coming out!
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@JDVance
@AndyBeshearKY
You sound hysterical, dude. I donโt think someone so emotional can be trusted with such an important job.
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@umichvoter
Nate Silver immediately announces Donald Trump now has a 94.3% chance of winning the White House.
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@semaforben
@maxwelltani
There is no earthly reason why Olivia Nuzzi, an unscrupulous journalist who brings very little to the conversation, โdeservesโ a show or to have a splashy rollout. Sheโll be just fine, and we will be better off without it.
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HOLY SHIT
CLYBURN: โPete Buttigieg! Iโve been working very closely with Pete Buttigieg, heโs been a fantastic Secretary of Transportation. He would make an outstanding VP.โ
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@YNB
That amazing dissociative glaze in the eyes people get where you can see the facts entering their heads and going through the MAGA factory line. The smug certainty that they know something you donโt, libtard. The absolute refusal to listen to whatโs coming out of their mouths.
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@atrupar
He also just doesnโt make sense anymore, even for him. Nothing heโs saying is tethered to reality at all and itโs getting harder for his audience to pretend.
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This was immediately following the interview with Pete Buttigieg where he didnโt deny that he would accept the VP if offered and seemed somewhat surprised by the question!
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@cobham_fan
@KetracelBlack
@DiscoGeesus
Young Griff would have:
Made Danyโs descent make sense
Created an urgent reason for Jonโs parentage
Created an obvious suitor for Sansa so that her conflict with Dany made sense
Provided a more complicated โfinal bossโ than Cersei, who had largely fulfilled her role at that pt
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Kamala should pick Pete just to make Elon spontaneously combust.
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@agraybee
I honestly find it pretty depressing that we've reached the tipping point on people (people who think they're they're intelligent and informed enough to be talking about current events) being young enough to not really understand who the Nazis were.
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Some say by virtue of their identity, another candidate the country currently doesnโt know will be strong with white voters.
In 2020, Pete Buttigieg employed a โgo everywhereโ strategy. It brought him from unknown mayor of South Bend, Indiana to national fame and a win in Iowa.
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@NateSilver538
Iโm still deeply perplexed why Polymarket, ostensibly a betting market driven entirely by the participants, would need Nate Silver as a consultant at all. Peter Thiel invested 70 mil in May for liquidity. Two months later in July, Nate is brought on. Why? Whatโs the point of him?
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@saladshooter9
Iโm telling ya, the number of supposed progressives out there who have internalized their parentsโ Fox News hatred of Democrats but donโt have the proper language to reason it and instead filter it through Leftist talking points is huge. Itโs a thing.
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@leftypol_org
An interesting tactic to defend a blatantly racist Fox News graphic from the Left using Russian disinformation to claim Russian disinformation is an illusion.
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@RachelBitecofer
@Lawrence
@nytimes
I increasingly get the sense Lawrence is fully aware heโs the only person in cable news with the integrity AND clout to tell the truth.
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@briantylercohen
He also just lost a defamation appeal against Shannon Sharpe. This guy is up to his ears in lawsuits and criminal cases. No wonder Trump likes him.
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Pete Buttigieg single-handedly made The Daily Show relevant to young people again rather than journalists and Twitter.
#HarrisButtigieg2024
BREAKING: Pete's appearance on the
@TheDailyShow
on Monday delivered the show's largest 18-49 year old audience since March.
Almost a million people tuned in to watch. Let's go.
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Your first clue this story is BS is the idea that Pete needs to work his way into her inner circle. She literally spent the night before Biden stepped down with her husband, Pete, and Chasten. The other ones would KILL for the kind of access Pete has. Yawn. Next. You tried!
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@politico
Did he leave out raising taxes on the middle class to pay for eliminating the estate tax?
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Interestingly, Pete Buttigieg is the only Veepstakes candidate who has released a statement on this nearly identical to VP Harrisโs. I checked his three main rivals:
@AndyBeshearKY
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@JoshShapiroPA
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@CaptMarkKelly
have all dropped the ball here. Curious.
#HarrisButtigieg2024
Grave concern for the humanitarian catastrophe in Gaza cannot justify defacing federal property with Hamas slogans. Passionate differences are grounds for fierce debate and meaningful protest, not intimidation and certainly not support for terrorism.
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Look at that reporter laugh, smile, then catch himself and try to look like he isnโt totally on board. We could have four months of this. Even from Fox News.
#HarrisButtigieg2024
โThere are a lot of what I like to call โfuture former Republicansโ who would rather just sign up with this project than be part of that doom filled RNC.โ
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@ArmandDoma
Singers being murdered by the government left and right. And yet Kid Rock still walks among us.
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@mehdirhasan
Because not everything is for you, Mehdi, some things are for other people. Other people exist and are equally important as you.
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@whstancil
My assumption is that theyโre bumping uglies, sheโs a big mouth, and loose lips sink ships.
Could also be she has questionable financial ties and that sort of thing has been in the news a lot but more likely the former. It is notable whoโs speaking out about it.
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@OrganizerMemes
Oh I knew about this. She even has the hair. This makes sense to me. You work for the Disney channel ans a teen, you either end up gay, Zendaya, Selena Gomez, or Trumpโs deputy comms director.
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@davenewworld_2
To be fair, the cops had a long day of blocking a bridge with a rally and needed to take their nap time.
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@reesetheone1
I love that Biden has literally no reason to give them that interview now ๐ญ
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@whstancil
Like literally no politician has done more to move the country forward on LGBT rights than Joe Biden. I will die on this hill.
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@NateSilver538
Half of my partisan dork criticisms of you are based on the fact that youโre using a few thousand lines of Stata code written ~ten years ago today.
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@HartofSteel1
@AdamKinzinger
Momโs gonna take you to the dentist since dad fell asleep after downing a 1/5th of rubbing alcohol and tying a string between your loose tooth and a doorknob.
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