Fearghas Kelly
@FearghasKelly
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Continuing to use this husk of a website to punt my comedy wares only. Catch me literally anywhere else for everything else.
Glasgow, Scotland
Joined June 2009
RT @FearghasKelly: 🚌 Lovely to chat to "Derek" who celebrated his birthday last March... Screen Time is back THIS SUNDAY at @StandGlasgow…
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🚌 Lovely to chat to "Derek" who celebrated his birthday last March... Screen Time is back THIS SUNDAY at @StandGlasgow at the cozy time of 4pm. Plenty of time to get the bus. Or the car. 🎟️
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📺 Screen Time is back for its FINAL Sunday afternoon show of 2025! Incredible lineup joining us at @StandGlasgow on 9th February at 4pm: 📺 Stuart McPherson 📺 Jodie Sloan 📺 Kate Hammer 📺 Chris Thorburn 🎫 Get your tickets NOW:
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RT @DLEveryWed: Beautiful blue skies and golden sunshine all along the way. David Lynch Forever.
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📽️ Same Screen, new Time! Screen Time returns for the New Year THIS SUNDAY at 4PM at @StandGlasgow with this outrageously class lineup: 📺 Paul McDaniel 🎞️ Michael Welch 🎥 Amelia Bayler 🎦 Jack Brookmyre 🎟️ Get your tickets now:
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Airport bosses when there’s an empty unit
What's wrong with WH Smith?
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Bob Dylan: I wanna be your lover, baby, I don't wanna be your boss Rory from Series 3 of The Apprentice:
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The day Mel Brooks dies I'm going to post "You couldn't make a Mel Brooks movie today" and I need you to know that it will come from a place of deep love and reverence.
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Food £200 Data £150 Rent £800 Private school fees £19,478 Utility £150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
A prestigious private school group in Edinburgh has set up a “hardship fund” after warning that Sir Keir Starmer’s VAT raid will force some parents to use food banks to meet rising fees
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I'm not convinced that siphoning off links like this actually makes any difference to reach. Prove me wrong by liking, retweeting and buying... Thanks x
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I want to see the Peter Cushing magnifying glass gag but with one of these.
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We’ve got McGinn
Timothée Chalamet calls his earlier roles “personal and vulnerable,” but also wanted to branch out from indie films. “There’s an intimacy to that work that I hear in Bob’s early music, in his early folk songs. And then eventually you want to use different instruments.” Read:
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