I no go forget the day somebody tweet say Salah ein dribbling be like solving math equation with the wrong formula but getting the answer correct somehow. 😭
Chelsea account had their UCL OTD this week, now Liverpool, Man City will post theirs in the next 9 days... and then there's the Arsenal account; posting fake Saka stats.
Croatia are getting overloads out wide vs Italy 5-2-3 with their 8 and full-back (Italy wide CBs pinned infield by narrow Croatia wingers). But there’s no target man to cross to. Definitely feels like a game for Budimir as striker and a more cross heavy approach.
Masons dad Tony: 'Mason...this dressing room man....home mate, HOME. Who would have thought aye, when I bought you up here as little boy' 🥺🥺
Mason: 'I know, special init' [rubs his dads shoulder]
Listen, I've seen a plethora of tweets about it already but I just want to re-echo that Chelsea fans would lose their minds over Enzo Fernandez if he was playing in a Manchester City or Real Madrid team. He's exceptional, my goodness.
All Crystal Palace needed was a managerial change to elevate the performance of the team. No transfer window, no preseason, no marquee signing. Amazing what a manager who knows what he's about can do to a team.
Liverpool break a historical wage structure to sign a 15 year old, Chelsea's fault for letting him go.
Chelsea sign a promising young talent very few people know about, he's only joining us because of money.
My club dey taya oh. 🤣🤣
Some guy pass give ein players aa them go score, another guy pass ein player see the gyimi gyimi shot he play. Later them go use G/A tell you say one is better than the other.
This be why ano fit allow make Arsenal fan raise ein voice for my top for here. Any other big club and I'll understand but Arsenal? I go get your time waa.
Managers I think will be perfect to replace Klopp at Liverpool:
Frank Lampard
Steven Gerrard
Graham Potter
Xavi Hernandez
Ole Gunnar Solskjær
Chris Hughton
Roy Hodgson
The people who have constantly ridiculed Chelsea's transfer business are going to look at our squad in 2 years and wonder how we pulled it off. As good as we look right now, we still have Anselmino, Estevão, Paez, Santos and possibly Gabriel Mec to join in a year. 🤣
Herh I'm finished. I haven't fallen to my knees this quickly since I heard Suzie Williams had died in a car accident. Some my guy he dey hook me up plus some cool DSTV premium package move go Vancouver. This country good like my DSTV plug go go Vancouver? 😭
#OccupyJulorbiHouse
A top team will cut through PSG’s defensive shape & be more clinical than Benfica, if it remains like this for the CL knockout stages. Front 3 not applying sufficient pressure when playing a high line. Not compact enough between the lines (no natural defensive 6 to enforce this).
"Arsenal have weak points... they need to show us they are one of the favourites!" 👀
@FCPorto
goalkeeper Diogo Costa pulling no punches ahead of tomorrow night 😯
"Arsenal have weak points... they need to show us they are one of the favourites!" 👀
@FCPorto
goalkeeper Diogo Costa pulling no punches ahead of tomorrow night 😯
Vini, Leão, Doku... some of the most intelligent, rapid, 1v1 dribblers in the world all coming out to say Reece James the toughest opponent they've ever faced. He's the ultimate fullback.
🗣️ Jeremy Doku on his toughest opponent this season:
"I’ve played against so many good defenders. Now it’s become so much more difficult with teams playing more defensively. I’d say Reece James. I think he is a very strong defender, and one of the hardest I've ever played
Those 1 on 1s against the goalkeeper were Nkunku's bread and butter at Leipzig. No stress, no fuss, just dink the ball over the keeper and pull the balloon out. We'll have a taste soon.
@LFCStanleyHouse
This guy came on as a substitute, went past 4 Liverpool players, scored the winner that knocked Liverpool out of the Carabao Cup, was awarded the MOTM, four days later he scored against them and was awarded MOTM again. One thing Liverpool fans really get is posting bullshit. 😂
Are Chelsea fans going to moan every time a player we let go or didn't sign when we had the chance has a good game? Please grow up, it's football, it happens.
Salah during title races:
18/19 - went around 7 games without a goal, carried by Mane
21/22 - carried by Mane and Diaz, scored 0 goals outside of leeds and united stat padding
23/24 - team was firing on all cylinders scoring for fun, Salah comes back and does his usual
Real Madrid have a midfield of Kross, Modric, Tchouameni, Camavinga, Bellingham and Valvede but you want to say no to a midfield of Caicedo, Enzo and Lavia. Are you okay?
That day the thing really pain me cause yeah, Chelsea were shit but 2 penalties could've turned the tide. These people tell me say Chelsea no play anything so make I kmtfd. Now you dey cry? Cry in your house aboa. 😂😂😂😂
If you be sports fan for this app top just make sure you have thick skin. People go come for your team or favorite player any time. You can't dictate what people tweet.
This guy was calling Palmer a penalty merchant only for his team to get knocked out of the UCL on penalties 2 days later. You could've used a penalty merchant, huh? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Chelsea fans them dey talk say the team dey play better without Enzo adey bookmark all the tweets. If next season come make nobody switch sides, dey your lane. 🙏🏼
A full-back that can't defend doesn't fit the job description. You can talk about "eras" or evolution of the game all you want.
I haven't mentioned anyone's name.
They always talk about Lampard, Gerrard, Scholes, etc. Yet, Yaya Toure is the most complete of them all. There's nothing in midfield that man couldn't do.
Important to note that Chelsea conceded only 6 goals at home that season and at a point went 10 consecutive games at home without conceding a goal. I have no words to describe what sorcery that was.
Man City ein "orthodox CF" score 5 goals in 3 games, meanwhile somebody dey tell me say we don't need an orthodox CF. You go learn very soon, don't worry. 🤣🤣
Excuse me but there is actually a thing like meat pie, though they both contain mince meat, the only difference between meat pie and mince pie is that mince pie sometimes contains alcohol and many other ingredients. Please don't come and lie to us again, shame!
Them buy you £80m you no wear jersey the whole season but as issue come you dey post for social media dey change flags for your bio inside. Your time go come. Foolish guy.
🚨🔴 BREAKING: Federico Chiesa to Liverpool, here we go! Agreement done for €13m initial fee with add-ons.
Four year contract for Chiesa as new Liverpool player, set to fly later today.
Chiesa accepted Liverpool immediately. Deal DONE.
Exclusive story confirmed. 🔐🇮🇹