Genius Joker NGNO 🇳🇬🇳🇴
@GeniusJokerNG
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Nigeria and Norway
Joined October 2012
Shout out to my Muslim friends who have had sex before marriage but can't eat pork because it's a sin 😏😏😏.
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My Neighbor woke his wife to quickly cook breakfast, out of annoyance she said "what if I'm out of town?" Uncle got up gently, cooked himself spag n ate it all, the wife got up, asked "where is my own?" Uncle said, "I assumed you were out of town and cooked only food for myself".
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I think it's high time they started producing a transparent gas cylinder so we can always see what's left of our gas 🤷♂️🤷♂️.
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Two times, Crowwe Proposal came to my team for Campaign. Two times I rejected and I will continue to do so. And if you see any influencer rating the apps, just know they have been paid (no crime) but it means someone like Adamu Garba can rubbish our #EndSARS and move away with it.
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Chamberlain is now saying "Last week we beat Arsenal 4-0.". Life is not fair 😁😁😁.
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The silence of Chelsea and Arsenal fans on this Platform is proudly sponsored by Manchester😁😁😁.
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Stop asking girls if they have a boyfriend. Take her out-buy her food,make her laugh,give her money n let her decide if she's single or not.
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We're forgetting our Culture in this country - Can you imagine I just saw A Guy washing his hand after eating puff puff instead of using it to rub his hair 😏😏😏.
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Dear Oyinbo.Dont tell us there will "there's light at the end of tunnel.".We dont have tunnel here and we dont have light either. You can say something like "there will always be jollof rice at the end of the reception" that's definition of Nigeria Hope 😁😁.
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F: Footballers.R: Representing.A: AFRICAN.N: Nations.C: Controlling.E: Europe. Congrats France for winning #WorldCupFinal.
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People that wash their hands after eating puff puff instead of rubbing the oil on their heads are one of the problems we have in this World.
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The slang "Thank God It's Friday" is meant for Workers. If you are jobless, everyday looks the same to you 🙇🙇.
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Fat people have this irritating look when you ask them to shift in a public transport. It's shift I ask for, No one is telling you to stop eating na😏😏😏.
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A cow eats grass and gets fat and If a dog eats same, it will die. What I want to tell you is go and make money and stop reading motivational story upandan🙇🏃.
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Use hospital language to describe your account balance. Mine: We need to get it out of coma 😁😭. Drop yours👇👇.
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Aba made Earpiece have one good quality ahead of original ones - at times they allow you to listen to only instrumental part of the songs 😁😁😁.
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.@iam_Davido Baba when you were singing "she no wan Ferrari, she no wan Bugatti, she say na my love o. " Which girl were you singing for?.
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SAD MOOD😭😭😭.My friend just break up with a girl that normally give us food!.
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Before you go out for Morning Walk today, Remember "A rabbit runs but lives only 15years, meanwhile a tortoise doesn't run, does nothing and lives 250 years". We that we're using our Saturday morning to sleep know what we are doing🧐🤒.
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When I see what Wizkid bestie is doing for him and remember my own bestie can't do same than to be borrowing my original charger and earpiece
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How old were you when you knew it's called.Water Cistern and not Water System?.
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If you have a flight to catch for a business meeting worth $3million and you get a call that your best friend is about to commit suicide,. What will you do?.
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This is how Aunty Tiwa started also 😁😁😁
Doing the gangster walking with my lil Bro @wizkidayo for @dolcegabbana Spring / Summer 2019 ♥️🖤😘😘🇮🇹🇳🇬
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On my wedding day, Food will be the first programme on the List. If you come Late, na hunger go kill you😁.
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Nigerian Students will plagiarise to do their project and start giving God the glory🙇.
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Just back from A birthday party that never happened. The BF now ex proposed to the celebrant at the beginning of the show and she said NO. Baba just stood up and Left, the MC and DJ followed, the catering, drinks server also, all bcos the guy paid them all. Everybody just carry L.
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I don't want my Uncle's family to judge the way I eat. So, I walk pass them with 2 slices of bread in my plate and 10 In my pocket😕.
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Dating a Secondary School Girl is an Hypertensive mission. She told you She missed her period, you've been thinking for 3hrs until she told you it's her Biology period in School 😏😁.
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Dad: If you fail this exam, forget that I'm your father. *after exam.Dad: How was your Exam?.Son: Please, Who are you?
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Someone is selling good and very delicious shawarma for 500naira and you think they'll not make it one day with their very affordable price. Lesson for those selling goods and services online: Greediness doesn't grow business!.
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One woman accompanied her daughter to store yesterday to buy wedding clothes. The daughter pointed to a Bra which cost 18,000ngn and when the mother looked at the price tag, She shouted "18 thousand naira for what? something that'll still fall". We all weak down 😁😁😁.
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Kissing these days is very risky, because you can't be sure of the ones that have been licking shit in the name of oral sex 😏😏😁.
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Past UCL Winners.Old Generation.1956: Real Madrid.1957: Real Madrid.1958: Real Madrid.Me: it's because football was not advance then. My Generation.2016: Real Madrid.2017: Real Madrid.2018: Real Madrid.Me:
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Moral: Shoot your shot and reshoot despite any odds
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People got no chill in this Nigeria, so a guy proposed to one girl in a restaurant today and the girl said NO. Nigga just walked out and angrily shouted at the girl "Remember to pay for your meal" 🤒🤒.
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Dear Kings,.Anytime A girl updates her status that She is not Happy, You dont have to send her money. These are Bible verse you should recommend for her: Isaiah 41:10, John 14:26-27, Proverbs 3:5-6. If she is a Muslim.Qur 94:5-7, Qur 39:53, Qur 2:214. RT to Fellow Kings!.
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Men on suit looks successful until you find out that they're working for men on t-shirt and jeans or agbada #MondayMotivaton.
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Imagine during Church Service, Someone beside you fall under anointing and break your phone. What will you do?.
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2018: Some people think leaving WhatsApp messages unread is an achievement. They will even upload the screenshot of pending messages to let you think they're battling with Bill Gates😏😏.
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Those of you that used Internet Explorer on your PC to download other browsers so as to neglect it should not preach to us about Loyalty 😁😁😁.
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The first sex you'll have with a girl in relationship is trial version because she won't ask you for money. When the relationship continues to be good, she starts asking for money before sex which means she has upgraded your subscription to premium version 🏃 We learn everyday!.
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Do transgender and use your former pants to do ritual. Scam the ancestors 😁😁.
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If you spend your last 5k in making a pot of soup and cockcroach falls into it. What will you do with the pot of soup, go ahead and eat it or pour it away?.
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Nigerian Girls are very caring, lovely and also good adviser in relationship - they will advise you not to do yahoo yahoo and later leave you to date a yahoo boy! 😏😏😁.
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Social Media:.When you post Jokes . vs. When you post Business
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American Girls: I want to be in relationship with you. British Girls: I love you, can you be my partner?. Nigerian Girls: How old are you?.😁😁😁.
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During a long quarrel, my neighbour said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you.". Uncle replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it." 😀😀😀.
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STUPIDITY is when you think Nigeria can't beat Iceland because Argentina couldn't beat them. 😁😁😁.
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INEC should just announce APC and PDP results. The other parties result can be sent to them as SMS Jare🙇🙇.
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Football bet will make you think you're actually born with bad luck😭😭😭.
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I'm done with you guys, with this kind of Twitter names 😏😏😁
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On my wedding day,.I'll create a different seat for my Twitter friends and tell the party server not to serve them food. I don't want anybody to come to twitter to complain about taste of my foods and form standard 😂😂😂.
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One rich man in Ngozika Estate, beside Chidoo's house was owing his staffs 4months salary, he travelled to the UK then to Dubai. His workers sold his Mikano generator and paid themselves before he came back from his trip.
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Drop your Pick Up Lines, Let's see How good your shots are. Mine.Me: Can I take your photo?.Her: Why?.Me: So that I can show my children How their Mum looked in her 20s 😁😁😁. 👇👇👇.
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So they gave out Car charger and Screen Wipers as souvenirs at this event I went today. I quickly rushed to collect mine. Na small small like this, I go get my own Car! 🏃🏃🏃.
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Sex orgasm is overhype, Do you know the feelings when you wake up while enjoy sleeping and realise you still have up to 4hours to sleep?.
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There is a special place in hell for those website owner that ask us to register before we download something and we are later not allowed to download them. 😏😏😏.
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Teacher: What's different between Biology and Sociology?. "If a new born baby looks like his father, it's Biology. but if he looks like neighbour, it's called Sociology."
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My circle is small,. Said by Girl that has 700 contacts on her Whatsapp🤔.
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Anytime I see Dangote, I'll ask him to sign my autograph. I pray he dont know he is signing my adoption form 🏃🏃🏃.
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The Pig that predicted Nigeria to reach Semi Final actually wanted to eat apple😁😁😁.
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One of my Secondary School Mates just bought a car, now he is asking us to organize School Reunion. Na me you wan oppress🙇😭.
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Ladies, If a guy invites you for a date with his new car, it doesn't mean you should re-invite your friends and siblings. Remember it's Car not Noah's Ark, Date not Holy Communion and Invitation not God's Kingdom.
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In short, No one cares about Asiwaju😩😩. Without will, they are sharing his property
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At the job Interview. HR: Why do you need this job?.ME: Because if I ask you to give me money, you won't!
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I just bought an iPhone 7plus this morning for #21,000. It has a television, a loud speaker, a pen and antenna. I hope it's not fake one?.
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Nigerian Girls will advise and pray for you, give you good sex and stay with you for long but for them to give you money is the problem😏😏😏.
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Unknown number messaged me and deleted it, So I replied him/her and deleted it also. You think you're the only that's mad in this country
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Nigerian Mums have this way of savagery, One day our neighbour was asking me "Edward, Is today a special day or what?" When I asked her why the question, She said "because you've not shown any sign of stupidity since morning" 😏😏😭.
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We're now in Raining Season, we should carry umbrella with us. And as for Short people, you don't need umbrella cos rainfall won't touch you, worry about erosion not sweeping you away!.
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If you cum fast on your babe, she will complain.If you cum fast on Ashewo, that one will be happy. Moral: Always go where you're appreciated 😁😁.
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RT if you didn't have sex in 2017. Let's know ourselves
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If your parents named you miracle, blessings or grace, Just know dat you survived an abortion 😂😂😂🏃🏃🏃.
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Drop your Fuck Boy Lines 😁😁😁. Mine: I’m different from other guys.
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Only God knows how long some people will be staying in toilet if it has electric socket 🏃🏃🏃.
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100L: I want to have distinction and prove past students this course is easy.200L: I'll still make First Class .300L: These lecturers are wicked, no matter what,I wont go below second. 400L: I'm a professional hairstylist with dope style, Please RT, my customers are on your TL.
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A girl that blocked me in 2012 because I was asking her out just sent me a message "Do you still remember me?".
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Small girl, big God. but when you have Carryover, you start opening your legs to Lecturers instead of asking 'big' God to change your 37% to 73%.
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Bro, you've been scammed of 10naira, because if a place is not 50naira in Ibadan, then it should be 30naira
Lmao i took 40naira bike in Ibadan today 😂😂.Aswear Lagos is scam 😭😭.
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Daddy, I used the School Fees To Play Bet9ja And I Won 25million. Reply As A Dad.
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Is our generation also going to eat kolanut when we get old?🤷♂
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Having 100% Battery Full on your phone with stable network is an example of Good Life 😁😁😁 and it can increase ones Lifespan.
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Wickedness is when you're asked to pay N200,000+ as a bride's price when the guy who actually took the virginity, used only N70 coke and N50 Gala. 🙇🙇.
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SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT. I feel proud when my ex girlfriends are getting married. It shows that my relationship academy is doing extremely well. It produces women that can be wives and marriage materials. June registration is now open. Tell ladies who are interested 🏃🏃 it's free.
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Ighalo, please take flight to China straight. Even without hand to ball, you suppose goal that ball 😭😭😭.
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I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it 🙇♂️🙇♂️🙇♂️.
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Going to the toilet to shit without your phone is indeed not interesting. 😁😁🙅.
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In ancient greece throwing an apple to a woman was considered a marriage proposal. Same as throwing money to Nigeria girls. 😀😀😀.
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Girls will be telling you they don't need your money and at the same time, will be telling you all their problems that require money. 😁😁😁.
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Nigerians will collect money at polling booths to vote and go back home to pray that good candidate win 😁😁😁.
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Most wives hate their husband's friends. Most husbands love their wife's friends. Men are Generally nice.🙇♂️.
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Dear African Elders,. Please say sorry whenever you're wrong to the younger ones!. It won't stop you from living long!.
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At last, I can now speak French fluently. "Come On, Serve Her"."Server Her Beer, Mercy".Avuuu 😁😁.
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Teacher: What carries more weight but has less weight?. Student: Your bra
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