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This is beautiful
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Even if you are a Messi fan, you have to admit Siiiuuu is the greatest goal celebration of all time
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You’re lying
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My dad got a call from my Bro’s Uni that they are taking him to a competition cos he emerged best in the school
My Dad is happy cos for the first time my bro has made him proud with academics
I called to find out what competition he won
They said FIFA
My old boy fit die
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Let me just Remind Arsenal fans Who Manchester City is and what they Do
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Spain’s Midfield is funny 😂
They have Fabian Ruiz who is firing shots from everywhere
Pedri who is always looking for the through pass and Then Rodri who does both depending on his mood
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Nigerians were cooking Ghana back to back to back from when they won their first game in AFCON group stage to the Final
Ghanaians only had chance to cook Yesterday evening. It hasn’t even been 24 hours and these people are in their feelings. Joke country that can’t take jokes
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Mourinho at PSG will be crazy
Champions league Semi Final against City. PSG up by a goal, You will See Messi Tackling Mahrez at Left back 😭
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TB Joshua might have done terrible things but I know this statement is a lie
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Spain Wins the Euros
Barca wins Champions League
Lamine Yamal Balon D’or at age 16
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So Pique cheated on Shakira with Gavi’s mother😭
They can make a TV series With FC Barcelona and the drama will be >>> any telenovela
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No controversies
No allegations
Just Abura mu nsuo, goated kelewele story and Elite comedy content
I know who my 🐐 is
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10,000 cedis for iPhone 14 de3 if i buy for woman, gyes3 me te tw3 no hy3 fridge mu di no nkakra nkakra
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Gavi has unfollowed Pique on Instagram I dey die😂😂
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God gave us Sarkodie so that we can flex on other African countries with success in rap
He Gave us Strongman to discipline stubborn Local rappers
He then Gave us Lyrical Joe to discipline stubborn international rappers
Then he Gave us CJ biggerman as motivation for obolos
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Barca will be leading 4-0 at 70th minute
then Xavi will sub Fati Lewandowski and Raphinha off and bring Dembele Aubameyang and Ferran Torres 😂😂
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Drake said Kendrick beat bitches and Kendrick is proving him right by calling him a bitch and beating the hell out of him back to back
Kendrick is a psychopath
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Mbappe Hazard and Benzema at Madrid scares me more than Messi Ronaldo and Neymar at PSG
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Hansi Flick with Pedri in Training next season to make him build Muscles like Goretzka
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Make we do Opambour thread? 😂
Since we all know my man is clear, drop your favorite Opambour video
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Short people dey love Taxes Pass
1. Zacchaeus
2. Nana Akuffo Addo
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I think De Bruyne is not even close to Prime Yaya Toure
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Napoli has some black guy in their midfield
He no dey tire 😂
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“ I can dribble and Assist in Every La Liga game. I just decide no to because Jordi Alba still has Kids to feed “
~ Alejandro Balde
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This Transfer window has showed that if Laporta really wanted to keep Messi😂 he could have walaahi
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Cody Gakpo
Like He dey Ghana a, like By this time He close from NSS dey go chop Kenkey and Cat meat
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I scored a beautiful header to show Benzema how to get past Ter Stegen today but he is a slow learner.
~ Ronald Araujo
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Central African Republic keeper wanted to Catch Jordan Ayew’s Penalty?
He should ask Fatau Dauda
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“ Wo w) Sika saa wo da a, wo tumi da? “ 😂😂😂 i tear rough
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The guy he dey explain Nana Addo’s GTP shirts sef go strike.. Ghana hard
Nana Dey wear colour blue ..
Edey mean 2 things. The sky is blue, The sea too is blue.. Leave Ghana by Sea or Air depending on your pocket
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Heard Odartey Lamptey was willing to give the Ex wife a house at Dome but the wife said she likes the one at east Legon😂😂
This is why sometimes I dey make friends plus Fetish priests oo
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You can use your Tiktok music to steal TGMA awards but this is the Artiste of the Year of the street
Served us back to back to back
Kweku smoke 👑
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Dear Salah,
It’s me Aboubakar, AFCON golden shoe winner. I just needed 45 minutes to bag another 2 goals against Burkina Faso.
Do same tomorrow if ebi easy.
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If you are a young Ghanaian man who is working hard to make ends meet through Legit means, one mistake you shouldn’t do is to date a babe who cannot afford her own basic needs
Leave those ones for Cyber Entrepreneurs
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Adama Traore started running as soon as God gave him pace and muscles and nobody in Heaven could catch him for God to add the sense
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They said Arteta was a better coach than don Xavi Hernandez
Xavi Hernandez that won a league Title for Barca on a limited Budget his first full season as manager of the team.
The disrespect Xavi has received from media is crazy
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Madrid get counter in El Clasico then Alonso and Azpilicueta will have to chase Mbappe and Vinicius 😭
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Atta Poku really explains the Real Madrid Juju power in Champions league better
What he is saying is really true
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AFCON was so good that nobody even Remembers it’s champions league week
Greatest international Tournament after the world cup
Euros and Copa America has nothing on AFCON
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The people who said we didn’t need Salisu all are mad 😂
His Quality is clear
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All La Liga clubs won their UCL matches this week aside Sevilla who lost to Barca English Branch so it doesn’t really count
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Hajia Bintu carry the Buttocks go Naija come norr she Buy Jaguar
🙈” wo te faako a, wo te w’ade3 so”
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Ronaldo will come and destroy this Rashford Martial and Sancho Chemistry and i am here for it😂
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We dey play FIFA and one Stonebwoy fan said Into the future is a bigger hit than any shatta song.
Wale fan no talk wey he enter room carry music box come say make dem do hits for hits
he go start
He start dey play shatta ein hits then ibi 3pm. It’s 5:45 he no finish ein turn
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Brazil vrs Germany Final in Accra sports stadium
Brazil has scored a goal being reviewed by VAR
Referee Shomo waiting for VAR decision
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Went to buy jollof.
As i go then the seller No setup yet. So ibi me i help am carry chicken and things .
We finish wey some chairman come park. He didn’t get down from the car, didn’t say a word yet Them serve am before me.
I No complain cos of that opambour kelewele story
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Ghana Hard no two ways but I don’t understand why Accra Aponkye is 12 cedis and Kumasi is 5 cedis
Accra Aponkye dey hold degree or what
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If Sarkodie Charges like 250 cedis for a show, He go fit fill Accra Sports Stadium ??
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There are some linksters who aren’t comedians but are funnier than 90% of career comedians in Ghana
1.Shatta Wale
2.Ship dealer
3.Opambour
4.Code Micky
5. Akabenezer
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We will win the La Liga and Copa del Rey next season. I have no doubts
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2 adults who are both supposed to be responsible will have sex.
When it results in Pregnancy it’s only the man’s fault for not using a condom .
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The dream is to leave Ghana,
make money outside Ghana and come back to Ghana every December to eat Accra boys dema girls
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We can Perform very well at the world cup
We just need a coach who will make sure Salisu, Lamptey, Williams and kudus are always in the starting line up.
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Streets are saying everyone’s GOAT has an Olympic gold medal except Alhaji Wahib Siiutana 😭
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The Pastor who said Kudus will Flop Ne maame tw3 w) Yesu din mu
CountryMan Songo, wo maame tw3 w) Ogya mu
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Yvonne said she was Naive at age 25 but still knew an abortion Specialist
Ibi Naive women like this i dey search
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Form 1 student wai
Stephen Kofi Apemah - Baah
Opoku ware school
Remember the Name
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The comedy Content thing de3 Ghana no bro go fit SDK
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Salah was laughing when Mozambique Equalized
He thought he is at Anfield kwasia
Over here you are walking alone
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Liverpool buy Nunu Milk 100 million but empty net soakings p3ky33 he couldn’t score 😂
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Portugal dema squad on Paper you will think they are unbeatable
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Ah wait .. The babe in the Izzy video no be Koulibaly oo herh izzy😭
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Stormzy made a 10 minute song and still managed to make sure every second of that 10 mins was worth watching 🥹 🐐
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Leeds President: If Barca don’t pay us By September. We will make a case against them
Laporta:
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Is this Guy Nigerian ?? If he is How is he not funny still?
You’re laughing at someone that made it to the finals whiles your team didn’t even cross group stage, make it make sense. Ghanaian are mid in thinking 💭 😂
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Everything was great at Barcelona until Neymar Decided to leave
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City win the league
Real Madrid win Champions league
Chelsea win FA cup
Goooddddd 🙏
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After the champions league draw, BT sports pundits said there wont be any La Liga team in the semi finals lmao
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Maturing is realizing the success of Argentina is highly dependent on what Di Maria will do on the pitch
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Imagine if Tiktok was in Existence in Azonto Era
Sarkodie and EL would have been Global icons
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They are donating bitcoin on Barca’s Youtube channel to fund termination of Umtiti’s contract 😂
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The goal is to land proper Dbee. You need money to be able to enter their social circle to enable you hit the jackpot but it’s worth it
Dbee girl u carry am go farm as date sef ebi adventure give am she go excite
“ Is that cassava?🥹 awn cute”
yeah babe that’s sweet bankye🥹
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Never seen a footballer with an Obolo girlfriend hmm
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Efia Odo and Serwaa Amihere as part of your body counts means wo y3 chairman k3se3
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. Donnarumma
. Ramos. Marquinhos. Kimpembe
Hakimi. Kurzawa
Verratti. Wijnaldum
Di Maria. Mbappe. Neymar
How are we supposed to compete with this team?😭
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Someone said make them check the Barca Academy boys to see if no one is missing because echeck like Laporta and Kanayo O kanayo turn besties😂
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Africa’s hope in Football is only Ghana
The rest no reach
Zulu people were angry we robbed them.. this ball we dey play Percy Tau dems go fit?
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Someone has won 6 million cedis
I mean 60 billion old cedis with 40 cedis from Aviator on Betpawa
He said as he staked wey ein phone freeze. He slept and woke up and saw 6 million cedis balance in his Betwpawa account
If God go bless you, he go bless you. The story wild
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Suarez watching Neymar and Messi Team up without Him
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There will be 5 spanish teams in Champions League next season
Sevilla and Villarreal will drop out and go and challenge each other for Europa Again😂😂
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Agya Ahor catch Wesley girls dey wan score Hatrick
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Mohammed Kudus goal
Paqueta Assist
Joga Bonito X Joga Azonto 🫶
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“ I Get body pass the Kelly “
Then she drops Video she dey stand like Maguire he dey give pass
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Lewandowski is not even half the Player Peak Suarez was
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Xavi’s subs all had an impact on the game
Pedri : goal, pre Assist, Assist
Gavi: Assist
Lenglet: helped Levante equalize
Luuk De Jong: late winner
Xavi ball is 🐐
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When I said Barca no dey give number 10 jersey to Kwasia then you people figga ibi just talk
Ansu Fati has just played 10 minutes of football this season and Has more goals than Sancho
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soft roster with zero urgency. bring back the dark skinned hungry boys with chiseled jawlines, 2 by 4 english and gap teeth.
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Secof protest I am supposed to put Efia Odo’s music on Repeat Ei Awurade
Fvck Nana Addo again
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