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We will shoot and kill people but trees is where we draw the line
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Khair Mubarak to you in your fancy Emirates Hills mansion in Dubai with fancy cars built upon the backs of the poor illiterate people of Sindh whose babies are HIV infected and do not have clean water to drink.
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Since I understand the assignment now, this is the greatest edit in the history of edits.
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McDonald's Pakistan can salvage this. End their franchise agreement and rebrand into McDawood's. The supply chain is well set and localised. Hardly anything needs to change.
I've never seen McDonald's this empty ....... Boycott in full swing.
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Imagine the fake PM of the country making it about himself with a picture of a cheque worth $3,500. On a platform that he's banned.
Bravo Arshad 👏🏻
History made!
Pakistan’s 🇵🇰 first Olympic men’s javelin champion, Arshad Nadeem
@ArshadOlympian1
brings home a historic
#gold
medal at
#Paris2024
! You've made the whole nation proud young man.
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Qasim Suri's ruling was legal and not unconstitutional. Parliament should have been dissolved. Elections should have been held. The only true democrat in the entire saga was Imran Khan.
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Thank you Imran Khan. Your 3.5 years were fraught with crises. From near bankruptcy to the brink of nuclear war, a global pandemic and a global recession, to facing traitors at home. It wasn't perfect, but we had hope for the first time in our lives. Khair, we move.
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Pakistan as a country is a complete and utter failure in every respect.
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Just got back from the jalsa. First time I've been to one since 2014. As always the most fascinating thing was the diversity on display. From Punjabi to Pathan, mullahs to middle class uncle auntian, biker boys to burgers all in one place, always feels a bit strange.
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There is no way this isn't Babar Azam, this is a Clark Kent situation
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Actually genius. No fauji or Mohsin Naqvi pulsiya is tearing this down without getting lynched.
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Here's a picture of this bus being used as a road blockade. Probably not a wise thing to do against angry protesters.
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I hope Sri Lanka cuts all ties with us. Stop giving us evisas as well. Make a statement.
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Pakistanis need to start thinking seriously about a BDS movement now. BDS works. It's non violent and you can't be victimised for it. But it hits them where it hurts the most. If you're disappointed at your vote getting stolen, this is the most silent but effective way to protest
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Man said hijacking a plane is okay but stealing a peacock is where I draw the line.
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Are you even Pakistani if you haven't watched this 200 times in your childhood, in both English and Urdu?
Baby's day out is on TV again. It's hard to explain how this film bombed and got panned by critics everywhere but received an overwhelming response only in Asian markets.
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Signing an electricity bill 🤡
This is such an exciting moment for me.. to be finally signing off on some major development work in N. Nazamabad.
#hazimbangwar
#achazimbangwar
#assistantcommissioner
#governmentofficer
#forthepeople
#developmentwork
#northnazamabad
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There is literally no spring in Pakistan. One day winter next day seedha summer.
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IK took one Benazir Income Support Programme, consolidated it with a number of other initiatives under the Ehsaas umbrella, established a new ministry for poverty alleviation. PPP cultists name the entire thing Benazir while their pet journos write op eds about the PTI cult.
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Shehbaz Sharif's 16 months in power
At the end of government’s tenure, it is apt for me to take stock of the last sixteen months since the coalition government assumed office through the constitutional process of no-confidence and share my perspective with the nation.
1: An exercise in democratic evolution
The
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Bhutto deserved punishment under Article 6 anyway for rejecting the mandate of Sheikh Mujib ur Rehman. He was a power hungry traitor. Yes his eventual hanging was political and unjust and I suppose it's good to correct history books, but he's still a traitor.
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400 Pakistanis died in one day but this is definitely not our 9/11.
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100% they switched it off and can't figure out how to turn it on again.
Mobile Internet not to be restored until at least May 17 in PAkistan 📍
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Greta is an activist, Malala is a grifter. The difference is quite stark now.
Week 285. Today we are unable to have a climate strike. I’m one of 5 activists in a trial in London for peacefully protesting against an oil conference in October. The demonstration aimed to highlight the terrible consequence of the everyday business of fossil corporations.
🧵
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Israeli reporters trying to work in Pakistan
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Amna Aapi's gender based violence unit when the police drags handicapped women on roads and jails children for months:
I will be joining the
@BlavatnikSchool
at the
@UniofOxford
this September for a Master in Public Policy.
Utterly grateful to
@OxfordPakistan
for their generous support.
I certainly would not have been able to proceed for the degree without this scholarship.
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I have worked with Sania Nishtar. She oozes professional excellence. She revolutionised social welfare in Pakistan. Anyone who has worked with her will tell you the same. Muneeb Qadir and Ayesha Ejaz are insignificant cockroaches who have never contributed anything to Pakistan.
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Brave female police keeping communities safe in Pakistan
Across Pakistan, brave female police have stepped up to keep their communities safe. They have our deep respect, our admiration, and the full support of the United States. – DCM Schofer (1/2)
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Pakistanis losing their shit over Saudis removing the mehram requirement for women on Hajj/Umrah. How dare they offend the sensibilities of the most pious musalmaans on earth?
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Here's a challenge, has anyone, anywhere, ever heard Maryam talking about what her vision for Pakistan is? What are the changes she sees implementing here?
Why is Maryam Nawaz targeting Khadija Shah? Is this her personal witch-hunt to target influential women supporters of PTI? And why the police exhibited high-handedness in hounding Khadijah and raiding the houses of her friends and family and making her into the "markazi mulzim”?
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Total sham vote of no confidence. This government handled one of the best covid responses in the world. Launched the most organised welfare program in this country's history. Gave us universal healthcare. Put India to shame on 28 Feb. What exactly is the no confidence in?
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Miftah waited for so long to be able to say that to someone else.
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I think it all started over here mate
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What is this 'femly' system that everyone is SO desperate to protect in Pakistan? The system which allows watta satta and emotional blackmail for marrying phupo ki beti? The system where your blood relatives come to your wedding and say 'sannu pucheya hi nahi'? Konsa system bhai
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The stable Pakistan Imran Khan inherited
Imran khan inherited a stable Pakistan: no load shedding, terrorism, stable economy, flourishing diplomatic ties. All he had to do was make sure that things keep moving forward. How he managed to wreck whole country on all fronts should be taught as case study around the world.
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I always had doubts at PTI supporters saying that Khan will win 2/3 majority, I no longer have them. The will of the public is clear. With the bat symbol and no rigging, this is more like a 3/4 mandate.
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This you, gadhay?
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Use shuhada manjan to build DHAs, abandon disabled veterans to the streets. Yeh level hai napak fauj ka.
This is actually what being an actual Pakistani means
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Since Twitter now pays users for engagement, I have decided to try and limit direct engagement with chootarhs and RT whores like him as much as possible. Don't let assholes get paid for being an asshole.
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Does anyone remember the case of the Kinnaird college girl who was shot and killed by a guy outside the college and then killed himself? This shit has been happening for a long time. Pakistani guys cannot handle rejection and women always pay the price.
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Stolen Bentley Mulsanne from London was recovered in Karachi. The car's assessed value is 5.8 crore, and inclusive of duties is 30 crore. Local businessman still managed to get it registered from Sindh Excise without paying any duties. Wild.
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If Afridi was ugly, would he have had such a long career? Good looks privilege is very real.
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The ugly side of people trying to leave the country. I have read of countless such issues on r/Pakistan and other travel forums. The corrupt mafia of FIA is basically trying to extort people who do get a chance to leave the country and won't let you board without a bribe.
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Molvi as a career option needs to stop existing in Pakistan. The entire career model is based on emotionally blackmailing people into chanda/donations, gaining popularity by being intolerant af to other sects and intimidating anyone who does not agree.
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This kid is relentless lol but I support what he's doing here. Bikaoo judges like Humayun Dilawar will never face accountability in their lives so having to spend a foreign trip in hiding because of harassment is the least they deserve.
I confronted Dilawar at the University of Hull and my team was attacked and threatened
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Ghamidi, aged 70, spent his whole life learning and becoming a scholar only for 20 year olds on twitter to term his work 'pandering for clout'.
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The mullah who killed him is still in charge of the same mosque. For Pakistan Occupying Forces the only value "shuhada" hold is for their marketing campaigns.
Lieutenant Colonel Haroon Islam Shaheed.
On 8 July 2007, Lt Col Haroon was killed in fierce fighting, which took place inside the Red Mosque Complex while leading a small force of 150 SSG members in Anti-terrorist operation(Operation Sunrise). 1/
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My sister got called to the bar in Canada. She did her LLB from Pakistan, and LLM from the UK... in 2013! But the Canadians made her do another LLM in order to qualify, which she had to do part time throughout COVID and with two kids. The game was rigged but she finally made it.
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Both ordered by the court. Altaf is a proven terrorist, and NS a convict. But trust Reema to draw this false equivalence.
Note: LHC banned Altaf Hussain’s speeches/images in 2015 in response to his alleged remarks against “state institutions”
And in 2020 PEMRA banned channels from broadcasting/rebroadcasting speeches, addresses or interviews by absconders - incl. Nawaz Sharif, in their entirety
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Why is Army Agahi Network so mad about this lol
Hello
@UniofOxford
Will you allow a convict thief, womanizer who disowned his own daughter, who freed the Taliban militants who are now attacking schools, who attacked his own country only because he was voted out as per the constitution.
Do you want your students to follow him?
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These men earn 700 riyals a month, live in camps with rooms full of bunk beds, eat at a mess everyday. They send most of the money home, and they are provided a free ticket to visit home every two years. Nice take though.
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You hate Imran Khan, maan liya.
IK takes U turns, maan liya.
IK is a hypocrite, yeh bhi maan liya.
But then you turn around and support Bilawal, Maryam, Rana Sanaullah? Lun pe charo because you have no leg to stand on.
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IK talking about Switzerland and Malaysia earning billions from tourism. Just one question, do tourists to these countries have to worry about what they wear so as not to 'offend' the local population? Bhai konsi duniya mein reh rahay ho. We will never be a tourism destination.
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One party has 10k workers jailed, their homes get invaded and vandalised by law enforcement on the daily, they're not allowed to wave a flag on the streets, their MARRIAGES get annulled, mothers get dupattas ripped, but you have a problem with their choice of CM? Fuck off kindly.
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Remember when our liberals were losing their heads over this? You know who you are.
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The same man miraculously came out to vote for the PDM when the chips were down for PTI. A reminder that PTI did not field a candidate against him.
At least that man had the ability to look the state in the eye and demand accountability instead of running to score deals with his oppressors.
He didn't let his supporters prevent him from being arrested. Went with his head held high. Came out a hero.
That's what leaders do.
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Constitution: abrogated
Elections: cancelled
Half the country: Functioning without elected government
Right to protest: Stripped
Civilians: Being tried under Army Act and languishing in jail for writing letters
What was that you were saying about lawful warrants and courts?
He’s the only politician in Pakistan who creates such drama over an arrest. Chill
@ImranKhanPTI
- it’s an arrest by the police, under a lawful warrant, in constitutionally set up courts.
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Fauj PR is going further down the gutter. For fauj's own sake, there has to be an internal coup.
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This entire Calibri episode is so Comic mujhey Sans nahi aa raha
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Overseas Pakistanis: Hardworking, working class background, send money back home, invest in Pakistan.
Privileged Twitterati elite: Born into haraam ka maal, go to top private schools/unis, vested interest in purana Pakistan politics, but will lecture overseas on patriotism.
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So it's confirmed that the infamous flour bag is not in India, thus confirming that the PMLN trolls posted a clear lie. It's also confirmed that flour bags ARE being distributed, thus confirming govt is utilising NDMA and media sources such as BBC Urdu/Geo to perpetrate fake news
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I know it's an urban legend but I really wish we could employ the Ataturk method for Pakistan, where you put all the mullahs on a ship and leave it out in the middle of the sea.
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Dude has been racing down to the pits for a while now. Feels like another life now where I used to like his Facebook videos on the general state of things when he was a regular nokri pesha dude in Dubai. A case study in how money will make anyone sell their morals immediately.
This chewtiya built his career by lecturing Pakistanis on morals & wrongdoings but sold his conscience for some rupees & made a video (which is full of lies and misinformation) for mandate thieves Form 47 govt of Punjab.
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Nowhere else in the world, literally nowhere, will you see a picture of a politician on an airline's social media post.
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Overseas Pakistanis with the privilege of dual citizenship should renounce Pakistani citizenship immediately if they haven't done so already. There is an Australian citizen languishing in jail for writing a letter simply because he held on to Pakistani citizenship.
No matter where you are in the world, FIA can make you MIA.
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Friendship ended with Zia, Musharraf, Raheel Sharif, Bajwa. Asim Munir is our Abu now!
Musharraf, Faiz, Bajwa, Saqib Nisar, Bandiyal and others, all of them are nobodies today in the pages of the history.
They couldn't break the bond of love between a leader and his people.
Years later, Nawaz Sharif is still thriving in the hearts and minds of the people 🐅♥️
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You don't turn your back on family.
Came across this picture on Instagram & it just melted my heart. Politics aside, one thing i always admire about this family is that literally everyone is so family oriented. Despite living abroad, the kids still never miss a chance to flaunt & cherish their family values. MA.♥️
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Yeah sure, Saudi Arabia where Pakistanis are the second largest expat community and have been since the 70s, will rethink visas and work permits for us because Sharifs got disrespected. This guy is a walking advertisement for scrapping the A-level system.
Congratulations to PTI and all Youthias... for the first time in modern history Masjid e Nabvi ki is tarah be-hurmuti ki gaye... with political slogans in a place of worship...
Now it seems after Turkey, Saudi Arabia will also think about visas and work permits for Pakistanis.
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A bit like a hatrick of Huawei phones, if you will
Stole GE2013 from PTI, stole GE2018 from PTI, stole GE2024 from PTI.
Hattrick of stolen elections apparently.
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Kids, we lived through 4 years of YouTube ban when VPNs were shit and full of adware and proxy websites were a hell hole. You will get through the Twitter ban.
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So a podcaster moved out of Pakistan and is getting slandered because apparently you need a visa from the Twitter police first. Why are people so entitled here?
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There's a whole generation of desi boomer dads who sponsored the lifestyles of their whole families, brothers and sisters, at the expense of their own wife and kids' upbringing. It seems to be a pretty common problem in our society that affected a lot of millennial kids.
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Gonna bring 100 trillion dollar investment through SIFC, derp
Apparently, China has decided to downgrade relations with Pakistan from “the highest priority” to “a priority” in its foreign relations.
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'Asim Munir stan' wants a Dhruv Rathee lmao. The joke literally writes itself.
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Sorry! We do not pay taxes.
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What Hafiz is trying to do is sweep a very large elephant in the room under a rug, expecting that the country will then function normally. This is simply not possible. What infuriates me is that this BS will waste another 4-5 years of a country already several decades behind.
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Just loving the fact that all the billionaires on this street can’t have a moment of peace in their expensive homes.
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No contest.
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Doubt he even knew who ukhano was before this. Duniya saari twitter pe nahi rehti.
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I'm still waiting for my Multiverse of Madness where this will cross over with Bilawal House
House of just-resigned PM of Sri Lanka Mahinda Rajapaksa burnt down. Houses of many MPs also have been burnt down.
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Ryan Grim is not impressive and Murtaza Hussain is an imrando.
Meanwhile Pakistani journalism:
Imran Khan secret diary exposes how he took every direction from his Murshid Bushra Bibi.
#ImranKhan
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Despite all of Imran Khan's faults, anyone who wants a Bilawal or a Maryam in his place can only be a certified mad person.
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Bush sb is an elderly person and this is no way to behave. We can have opinions but expressing them like this is not good training for coming generations.
President George Bush gets a shoe thrown at him (2008)
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This country celebrating independence is very ironic indeed
Two underage kids were taken away by Punjab police for waving PTI flags
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The Zillay Shah cover up is an insult to our intelligence. Wohi convenient story, nicely recorded interviews, CCTV conveniently missing, case under the rug. The same thing happened with Imran Khan's shooter. Both incidents on PTI blamed on PTI. Sahi chootiya bana ke rakha hua hai
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We don’t do this in Pakistan because bachon ka qadd chota reh jaye ga
This middle school is WOW!🔥🤯
Imagine the future impact if more kids had schools like this!
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It's fucking started hasn't it. No shame at all. Absolutely fucking shameless.
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Hunzans must be pretty happy this year.
Around this time two years ago, Hunza was lit with LUMS students. Some arriving from Haramosh, some Naltar, some Fairy Meadows - all converging in the streets of Karimabad, dancing with the locals in front of Cafe De Hunza.
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They killed the poor guy for no reason at all. And all the PTI workers who died subsequently. Zille Shah and the PTI supporters killed during the long march by Rana Sanaullah crackdown, the guy killed trying to save Imran Khan. It's just so frustrating, life is so cheap for them.
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Not that it matters but the almost automated response and instant reaction is quite amusing. Jibran is much better than any of you.
🚨 ATTENTION: Lawyer & activist Jibran Nasir has been abducted by na maloom afraad from inside his car. We strongly condemn his abduction (which is a clear violation of citizen rights) & urge the govt & LEAs to ensure his immediate + unconditional safe release.
#FreeJibranNasir
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I can absolutely guarantee that the desks are physical and look like this
🚨 BREAKING NEWS:-
SIFC sets up seven desk to attract investment from 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia, 🇦🇪 UAE, 🇶🇦 Qatar, 🇨🇳 China, the 🇪🇺 European Union, the 🇺🇲 US.
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