Norbert Almeida
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8-yr old girl went to the office with her dad. As they were walking around the office, the girl started crying. Her father asked what was wrong with her.
As the staff gathered around she sobbed loudly, Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said that you worked with?
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Neighbour orderded via Foodpanda.
The guy showed up 5 minutes before Iftari.
They paid him and he was leaving but they stopped him.
Asked him to sit in their lawn at a table and chair.
They then served him some Iftari and once done he left.
🙏
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Thot about doing a thread on growing up and living as a minority in PK since the 70s. Its been a mixed bag a lot of hate, some love and much indifference. Even a separate electorate till 2000s that many today dont know about. In the end its my home too & hard not to forget that.
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Sindh Police out in the communities annoucing via loudspeakers the lockdown.
That's the way to do it.
Bravo .
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Finally .. it was the 1st day of Eid and a 3pm funeral mass for my dad.
The church was packed 99% by Muslim friends colleagues acquaintances.
That is the Pakistan i grew up loving and wish for forever and ever.
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Tourist bhi humain theek nahi milay
Weather bhi theek nahi mila
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Gotta love Islamabad airport.
Outer Security Post : where are you going?
Me : the airport?
Outer Security Post : Ok! Go.
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Stepped out .. BBQ tonight packed... Dua restaurant packed....
2 people wearing masks.. me and my reflection in the mirror..
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Today
1 man sent to jail for 7 years for stabbing a woman (she survived) 23 times.
Another man was sentenced to 8 years in jail for creating fake facebook accounts of women.
Gotta love this place
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KARACHI Pakistan Plane Crash Update: 02h15 May 23 2020.
85 deaths confirmed.
2 survivors confirmed.
53 bodies at JPMC,
32 bodies at CHK.
19 bodies identified so far.
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Sindh Govt is offering at HOME Nasopharyngeal swab testing of COVID19 for FREE across the province.
Simply Dial 9123.
Give your address.
Team will come wearing proper PPE.
Results provided within 24-48 hours
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Buying naans from my regular place this week spotted this ...
NAIKI KI ROTI... in memory of Ali Raza Abidi...
RIP.
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Has to be the best thing ever...
Monkeys going for a swim...
Reclaiming Islamabad 🙃 one pool at a time.
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In line to buy naan (20rs/naan) everyone paid up & waited for their turn then this guy with his monkey comes pays 10rs for one naan for his monkey.
Naan guy didn’t bat an eyelid gave him the freshest one before everyone else and off the two went.
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What a fantastic image not sure who took it.
St Patrick's Cathedral
St Patrick's High School
St Joseph's Convent School
All in a single frame.
#KARACHI
#PAKISTAN
#GoodFriday
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Here's a suggestion knock on every door in dha bahria and other luxury residential areas across Pakistan. Demand proof they are tax filers. If not, then slap them with an instant fine of 1000 dollars minimum. Block CNIC passport till they deposit fine & file returns.
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Lady was checking her partner's phone and saw a contact named COVID19 & she called the number and her own phone rang.
😆
Partner is now in voluntary isolation
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Dust thou art and unto dust though shall return.
Our (Cyril & Norbert) Mother who passed away last evening was laid to rest today at the Christian Cemetery in Karachi.
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Karachi is ❤️
This is the amazing Tukra Bun. So known because the steak is shredded or made into bits aka Tukra.
The guy making it is 3rd Generation.
His grandfather started it, his father continued and now he sells.
I only eat the original recipe that the grand dad made.
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ROFL using social media to inform block of social media
Press Release: In order to maintain public order and safety, access to certain social media applications has been restricted temporarily.
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Karachi braced for a cyclone got a 5 mins duststorm.
How it Started. How it Ended
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In Karachi in just a decade we've gone from 10000 to approx 5000 buses.
The green line bus project is crawling.
10 new buses were introduced about 2 years ago on Sh.e.Faisal
We continue to build singal free road after signal free road for miles and miles
🤦♂️
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Tragic news in Karachi where father and son were killed in their shop in Korangi in past 24 hours and the wife died in grief shortly after their funerals.
Mugging gone horribly wrong.
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PIA Airhostess: Sir would u like to have lunch ?
Passenger: What are the choices ?
Airhostess: Yes or No.
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So PPP destroyed the economy.
PTI said they have the man for the job.
8 months in kick their loyal man out.
Replace him with...... wait for it......
The PPP finance minister ...
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Only question I have if dollar drops will these prices drop?
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Pakistan Major Nationwide power Blackout following tripping in NTDC transmission.
Resolution will take a while as the grids get re-energized in phases to avoid further tripping.
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Chal bay is such a Karachi thing to say. List some others usually used to recongise a Karachite
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The shock of classmates when i topped Islamic Studies in College being the only non-muslim to have taken it as a subject in our batch
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Pakistanis must undergo religious & political checks before entering
#SaudiArabia
Speaker of Saudi Shura Council
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Easter Service at St Anthony’s Church Karachi Pakistan.
Notice the cloud appears like the Risen Lord.
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Cop killer flees the country to Sweden was a Pakistani origin Swedish national.
He shot dead a cop in DHA 5 Karachi late night yesterday.
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The 20 million cheque given to Edhi today was the money given to Younis Khan & Afridi on their retirement. Bravo Gentlemen for the donation
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Karachi
5am to 10am Winter
10:01am to 4pm Summer
4:01pm to 6pm Spring
6:01pm to 5am Fall
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Neighbour stops me on my walk.
Never spoken before so curious what it's about.
Points to his 2nd floor balcony where a new light has been installed.
Says when you walk past here it's dark and the road is a bit broken. I put light so you can walk in comfort.
🙏
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So this Govt has just reduced my take home salary twice in one year by raising the income tax rates and at the same time increased the cost of everything I buy.
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Karachi DHA walaon.... abhi barish ai nahi.. phir nahi kehna ...
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Best of Pak Twitter 2019
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This independence be grateful for the best food city of the country; Karachi is ❤️
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#Pakistan
20h20 12 March 2020
The religious gathering in Raiwind (
#Lahore
) has been called off at the request of the Punjab Govt. due to
#COVID19
concerns. Participants to leave for home tonight.
#coronavirus
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Dear Followers,
60 hours of Updates on this protest have now ended.
Regards
NORBALM
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"Gym mai log deodarant laga kar nahi atay SOPs kahan se follow karengay" Anon...
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Last night for the first time in at least 8 years found all the shops, restaurants open and no chaos at sea view. It was like it used to be. It is how it should always be.
Happy New Year K❄R🎉CHI
Stay Blessed 🙏 This is H🧡ME.
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Got my kids involved in distributing this heatwave kit put together by
@afiasalam
and co.
A bottle of water with a spray nozzle to cool yourself.
A towel to wipe away the sweat.
A cap to protect your head from overheating.
Sachets of ORS to replenish depleting salt levels.
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Arriving at the cemetery the GPS said "you've reached your final destination"
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Last night a lady stopped her car every few meters opened the boot pulled out a blanket and handed it out. Some asked if they could select. Under the pink is a white haired old man who selected his.
Karachi is 🧡
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Just spotted not one but two female motorcyclists on Sh.e.Faisal.
More power to their Scootys.
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This is the absolute farce that PPP has imposed on Karachi. You have a minister who picks up garbage in half the city doesnt in the other half and those who have to arent given the funds to do so and then they have the audacity to say it's not ours.
کراچی کا کچرا اٹھانا اتنا مشکل نہیں لیکن سندھ کے وزیر بلدیات سعید غنی کچرے کے بدبودار ڈھیر پر کھڑے ہو کر بتا رہے تھے کہ یہ کچرا اٹھانے میں کیا مشکلات ہیں اور میں اپنی ابکائی روکتا رہا۔۔ کراچی بچاؤ پاکستان بچاؤ
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#islamabad
you are growing on me..
First you rain cats dogs and camels.
Next your roads are dry as a bone hours later.
Then you produce a decent chai paratha.
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Pakistan struck by 3 attacks in a short time. Today starts the holiest period for Christians with major church services.
Hoping for peace
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My maid comes to work in DHA ij abaya hijab face covered dark glasses socks gloves. can not see a strand of hair, eyelash nor a nail.
Yet car drivers honk at her.
Motorcyclist ride into her.
She's been offered lifts by strangers.
Catcalled when waiting for the bus
Asked how much
The notification directing all government schools in Peshawar to ensure school girls ‘conceal/veil/cover up to avoid unethical incidents’.
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Reminder this is the Last Friday Biryani lunch for some of you for a while …
Aloo Must hai!!!
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Spelling your name and hearing them pronounce it in Pakistan you are guaranteed to hear a new pronunciation every single time and its never close to the actual.
But my favourite has to be
"Noor Butt Al-Media"
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The Memons of Karachi have setup a center to vaccinate members of the community who qualify under the Govt rules. The vaccines are provided by the Govt.
This community initiative can help dispel any mistrust and ensure wider acceptance.
More communities should step forward.
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If you are a woman, born on 14th Feb, living in
#Pakistan
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#Valentines
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Of course the numerous neighbors thru the years knocking the door seeking Brandy to cure a cough and being shocked to find out ours was a house that didnt have alcohol
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If nani's husband is nana
If dadi's husband is dada
Then why is Baji's husband not baja?
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So why exactly was Hafeez Sheikh Fired if GDP is up well and above what they'll projected?
Acha Sorry
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Bank called office & asked for me. Were informed no such person works here.
They call my mobile & tell me my office contact details are inaccurate.
Give them the number they say yes but they say you don't work there.
Called office to find out the person asked for "Noor Butt"
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Thank you all for the kind words my personal belief is try and give back you never know who may benefit I learnt that lesson 15 years ago have a read
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Sindh has done the same and today found several infected.
Right thing to do by both Sindh and KP Govts because the Taftan quarantine was questionable.
Keep up the good work
@Jhagra
and
@murtazawahab1
19 KP passengers quarantined at Taftan have been requarantined by the Govt of KP. All are being tested for the safety of their families and the general population.
I made sure to personally speak to them at office today on VC, to ensure they are comfortable & well looked after.
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