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Here for breaking snark and news. Never waited for a Wait-for-It video. Born-again atheist.🚫MAGA DM=🟥 #HarrisWalz24 #BLM

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@pattonoswalt In 1970, a neighbor, whose youngest had just graduated high school, told my mom he wouldn’t support an upcoming school bond issue — since his kids were done w/public school, why should he have to pay? So 2020 is the 50th anniversary of me learning the definition of a Republican.
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@RepSwalwell Forty-year USPS employee here: Among the reasons that vote-by-mail is so difficult to manipulate are the steps necessary to change just a single vote — and not get caught. It’s the equivalent of going to the trouble of counterfeiting one-dollar bills. Too much has to go right.
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@cbouzy Looks fine to me…🤷🏻‍♂️
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@Jomboy_ AJ Hinch: “We May never know.” Every baseball fan outside of Houston: “We know.”
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@DanteAtkins Yep. And most important, the USPS hasn’t used a dime of taxpayer money for its daily operations since 1982.
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@BillyCorben The reason there’s no police is white there in front of you.
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@ravisays @TheRickWilson The AP Style Guide recommends capitalizing and inserting an exclamation point whenever Space Force! is used.
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@Mediaite @TheRickWilson How Republican of them.
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@andreasklinger @DanteAtkins Good question. By law, USPS must cover its costs. There are a number of variables, such as “Competitive” and “Non-Competitive” products (and because I retired from USPS several years ago), here’s a link to their website and its most recent Postal Facts:
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@jonathanchait The line to apologize to Hillary Clinton grows longer by the hour.
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@PamelaApostolo1 How cool would it be to project a movie onto the iceberg?🤔
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@TowandaTOWANDA9 Last week, a mutual friend of a FB friend commented on my friend’s post that America needed to “turn to God” to solve our disunity. I asked her which god, and to take her time since there are thousands from which to choose... No reply.🙄
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@thekjohnston If you know what time your letter carrier makes his/her rounds, I’d try to meet him/her at your mailbox to ask. I retired six years ago after a 40-year USPS career, and my former coworkers are some of the most dedicated people on the planet.
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@BridgetMarie Worked 40 years before retiring a few years ago. Proud to say I never bought into that bullshit. Any time a district or regional manager would use that line at a meeting I’d think, “I’ve already got a family, and you people ain’t in it.”
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@SteveKingIA Look, we all know that KKKing will never read these replies, but you know who does? His staff members. So, tell us, KKKing staffers, how do you rationalize working for such a d-bag?
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@andylassner Life Hack: NEVER store Cap’n Crunch in the bathroom.
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@AmInTheTanVan Mrs. Atwell. I’m standing to her left, 1961:
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@TheSydneyA Hanging out with my three-year-old daughter:
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@kurtbardella @jemelehill “We gotta go, we gotta go... I’m losing the argument.”
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@JohnWDean I’m like a kid on Christmas Eve. So many bad things for Trump to confront at the same time (kind of like what the entire country has had to confront every day since 01/20/17. Which article to open first? 🤔
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@HoarseWisperer Socializing with friends and former coworkers. I had no idea that I had so many idiots for friends.
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@travisakers My all-time favorite “Kodak Moment!” Still, a perp-walk would top it.
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@MuellerSheWrote @SenatorSinema What in the hell is going on? A sitting US senator is flashing a “Fuck Off” ring. Seriously. Jesus on a god damned pogo stick, I’m so sick of this shit. Where the fuck do these people come from? $174,000 a year and gold-plated health care benefits for this dumbfuckery.🤬
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@AlisonAgosti I was going to do the same when I found out my wife voted for Biden, but, unfortunately, I have bone spurs. Damn you, 2020!🤨
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@sarahkendzior I retired after 40 years w/USPS. I served under 10 Postmasters General, none of whom would have missed the golden opportunity to promote the use of safe and secure mail-in ballots. The fact that DeJoy hasn’t used the PMG’s bully pulpit to promote vote-by-mail speaks VOLUMES.🤬
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@TheRickWilson Damn. When did @TheRickWilson have the time to meet all my in-laws? 🤔
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@kathygriffin Those guys have only one ball between the two of them, and even that one drops at midnight.
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@DaveWeasel The Bachelor — aka “Meat Market Monday.”
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@Jomboy_ I think Altuve will get tattooed this year. And it’ll be free.🤫
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@georgehahn An error that I caught years ago was the gas station coin-flip scene from “No Country for Old Men.” After Anton Chigurh places a snack wrapper on the counter, a Nutrition Facts panel is visible. That type of label first appeared in 1994 — or 14 years after that scene takes place.
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@girlsreallyrule Funny how quickly they lose their shit-eating grins, eh?😆
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@leahmcelrath @RepValDemings @jentaub @USPS It’s also tempting to assume that FedEx or UPS could replace the USPS by delivering mail and Rx to 160 million residential and business address points six days a week. Or four days. Or two. They couldn’t even if they wanted to. And they most definitely don’t want to.
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@TitusNation @rjsalame I posted this a few weeks ago, but it’s worth repeating: I spent the last 25 years of a 40-year US Postal Service career in Corporate Communications. The number of times we discussed the issue of vote-by-mail fraud at any level? ZERO. Because it doesn’t happen.
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@JoyAnnReid @MyraDSirois1 BTW, I don’t know who to give the credit to for the original idea of delivering 650 million masks nationwide, but as a retiree who spent 40 years with the US Postal Service, my former coworkers would have pulled it off.
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@jamajesticgoose @viewsfordays @bubbaprog 40-year USPS employee here... In order to pull off mass mail-in voter fraud, EVERYBODY in the USPS process — from collection, to processing, to delivery — must be in on the scam. Then repeat the process (w/out getting caught) enough to affect an election outcome. Impossible.
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@Stonekettle To avoid using the French term, guillotines will now be known as “freedom razors.”
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@jessied44 @Bill_Maxwell_ @realDonaldTrump It’s not just incompetence (he is), it’s intentional.
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@tburages Wow. The movie version of the 2016 election is now at roughly 22 hours. And counting.
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@ResisterSis20 I think there’s a midnight train that goes there.🤔
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@piper4missouri The fucking Bible. Always.
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@_Dharmabum_ @JenniKay3450 Yep. Makes it tough on us Cardinals fans, tho.😢
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@travisakers It’s gonna be an airhead, like its parents.
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@BCAppelbaum @goldietaylor Great story, but I’m STILL not answering unknown numbers. 😉
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@danielsgoldman And if there *was* a smoking gun, conservatives would move the goalposts again by demanding a signed confession from Trump and his mob.
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@caslernoel This is true. Remember when Trump claimed the USPS wasn’t charging enough for its package deliveries? The Postmaster General had to visit the WH with pictures and diagrams because Trump wouldn’t understand a written summary.
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@amandacarpenter I’ve shared this several times, but it’s worth repeating: I spent the last 25 years of a 40-year US Postal Service career in Corporate Communications. The number of times the issue of vote-by-mail fraud was discussed at any level? ZERO. Because it doesn’t happen.
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@MalcolmNance 😂😂😂
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@VoteGloriaJ Now I’ve got to find out who John Mark Windle is.🤨
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@thomaskaine5 Here’s my Shih Tzu barking at the neighbor’s MAGA Claus:
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@hellobutifuls @JohnWDean I hear you, Stephanie — but I think this might (finally) be the game-changer. Fingers crossed, friend!
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@LaurenWern @donwinslow JFC, I can’t stomach this guys voice — even when I’ve got him on “mute.”😖
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@KevinMKruse My wife invoked Marshall Law years ago...
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@krassenstein I’m most embarrassed by my fellow Boomers. We grew up being lied to about Vietnam, about Watergate, about Iran-Contra. Big Tobacco lied to us about the dangers of smoking. Fox News simply weaponized the lies. And then came up with new lies. We didn’t learn a damn thing.
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@OhNoAZomBee @SANJOSEMAILMAN Yep. And this puss-filled lesion…
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@RandyWhite4212 @LV_doeshair @chastityallen74 I don’t think these accounts flip; I think that was their plan all along.
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@JamilSmith @DonnaDiva @CBSNews Making the distinction between protesting police brutality and protesting the National Anthem is not that difficult for a major news organization. It’s intentional.
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@bfrenchSF @hugolowell The filibuster will disappear the moment Mitch McConnell grabs the gavel.
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@CheryleRPh2 Will Ferrell. Nice guy. Not the worst. But have never found him funny.🤷🏻‍♂️
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@jayfarnold Should still be my senator.
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@WendellPierce @JuddApatow Still waiting for a Black conservative to record a tutorial that explains the steps #BothamShemJean *should’ve* taken to avoid being murdered in his own apartment.
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@danielrskinner Nat King Cole was a month shy of his 46th birthday when he died of lung cancer in 1965. Would’ve loved to have had another 30 or 40 years of Mr. Cole’s music.
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@juliamacfarlane @StLuGal As most others have already suggested, this is staged, but I do appreciate the exaggerated movements of both of these silent actors. A tip of the cap from Buster Keaton:
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@aldotcom New University of Alabama slogan: Rollover Tide!
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@JohnFugelsang I refused to join FB while I was still employed. After retiring a few years ago, I joined FB. Boy — was that an eye-opener! Childhood friends, former coworkers, neighbors, in-laws and cousins. I suppose it’s better to know, but wow — it’s been so damn disappointing.
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@KeneAkers This was my parents’ generation. Those kids running around in the background could’ve been my older siblings. The next time someone wants to paint the Boomers with a broad brush, keep in mind that many of the so-called “Greatest Generation” weren’t all that great.
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@MotherJones Nope. I can still hear her.
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@soledadobrien How does @SecretaryCarson know about the “seeds the President has planted,” since Trump usually has women sign a non-disclosure agreement when that happens? 🤔
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@Martin_92886 @RachelBitecofer That would be an 11...
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@TrueFactsStated I was the USPS Corporate Communications rep for the last 25 years of a 40-year USPS career, covering several postal districts. There are established SOPs throughout USPS. The Ops mgrs. at every level should be (and likely are) sounding the alarm. Time to break the glass, folks.
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@lorimakesquilts @abducoskrhidb @andreasklinger @DanteAtkins Yes — but not pension funding, retiree healthcare costs. It’s easy to conflate the two, but not the same at all. USPS pensions — both CSRS and FERS — are funded well in to the future.
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@Tazerface16 My dad was a lead foreman on McDonnell Aircraft’s (later McDonnell Douglas) Mercury and Gemini programs. Those guys worked their asses off in the earliest days of the US manned space program: Musk, on the other hand, is a joke. Dad, with Neil Armstrong.
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@MarkHamill @Twitter Not sure what the vendor has against the Carpenters, but whatever…🤷🏻‍♂️
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@nielslesniewski @djrothkopf Exactly. Laws would literally have to be changed. There’s already a nationwide collection, sortation and delivery system for this very job — the US Postal Service. We need to rally ‘round the USPS — not FedEx and UPS.
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@rdaily @cakes_iam An iron lung ward in 1950, battling polio infections:
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@alefeusch @sambrodey @mkraju @MarthaMcSally I could use a strong dose of schaudenfeude here in Missouri. Is this debate debacle available online?🤔 TIA.
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@TrentCapelli You’ve just described 20 percent of my Twitter feed. But then, nobody’s gonna read this response anyway.😢
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@Amy_Siskind Probably just scheduled maintenance...
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@MichaelJStern1 @LoraAneM Lesson 2 in photoshop: Use actual Photoshop…🤣
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@leannewattphd @jennycohn1 @RWPUSA @11thHour Yep. I’ve said all along that if the Russians hacked the DNC, they also hacked the RNC. And those RNC emails will make John Podesta’s stolen emails look like grocery lists.
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@matthewamiller Said the guy who knowingly lied about Rep. Frederica Wilson, then vowed to never apologize. 🙄
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@ajplus @Ocasio2018 I was raised by a strong, independent Iowa farm girl. I grew up with three sisters. I’ve been married for 35 years. I’ve made my share of mistakes in life; underestimating women ain’t one of them. Bring it home, ladies.
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@girlsreallyrule 👇👇👇
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@NancyNoseYou @Savannah_Darky @karma4yourass_ @treasonstickers Love this one. Only a double-wide Trump supporter lacking any sense of self-awareness would attempt a vertical selfie.
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@Mesnia1016 @girlsreallyrule @NotHoodlum Pat Sajak works in this meme, too. Just sayin’.
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@matthewamiller Um, I seem to be drawing a blank...
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@tunein Fox “News.” 😂😂😂 Good one.
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@ProjectLincoln @DavidPepper @Buckeyes We can’t dot the “i,” but we can still cross the “T.”
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