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@LaurenWern
Lauren Werner
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I'll be on BlueSky after the election.
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Lauren Werner
6 years
So.... This happened. Live. On. TV.
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Buzz Aldrin does not appear to be impressed by Trump's remarks about space.
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Thrice married, serial groper and sex offender. Stealing/cheating. 5 children w 3 different women. Don't tell me how to be a Christian, Dump
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CNN Politics
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President Trump: "We are stopping cold the attacks on Judeo-Christian values"
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Letterman: Have you had any dealings with the Russians? Trump: I've done a lot of business with the Russians. I know the Russians very well
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8 years
In case you missed this tonight like I did.... Omg. 😂
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6 years
Is that toilet paper stuck to his shoe? 🤣
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@joangrande @piersmorgan Piers Morgan took off his damn clothes for Burger King.... yet his fat ass is constantly online shaming women about their decisions. He can go f*ck himself with a big whopper.
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The NRA advocates for lax gun laws that enable the mentally ill to buy weapons of war to massacre children... And you're saying the children are radical for pushing back? Your "thoughts and prayers" is not an adequate gun violence prevention policy. Arming teachers is a dumb idea
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@NC5PhilWilliams Curb Your Clorox Injections
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6 years
People are now arguing that this isn't what it looks like... Sorry, I don't buy it.
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Democratic megadonor Tom Steyer just put up an impeach-Trump TV ad. It's airing in CA, has at least $500k behind it. #Impeach45
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Lauren Werner
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The kid who doesn't pay attention in class:
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Sen McCain on Sen. Paul, in 2017: "The Senator from Kentucky is now working for Vladimir Putin."
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@LaurenWern
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7 years
The AR-15 was "developed for military use by Armalite, an arms company from which the gun takes its name ('AR' stands for 'Armalite Rifle'). The rifle combined rapid fire with a lighter weight." Family of AR-15 Inventor: He Didn’t Intend It for Civilians:
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DeSantis' face.
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@LaurenWern
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Julian Assange spoke at the Green Party Convention on August 6, 2016. Jill Stein called Assange a "hero." I want to know if WikiLeaks DM'ed & communicated with Jill Stein & her team throughout the election like it communicated with Donald Trump Jr.
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6 years
Curb Your Toilet Paper.
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@LaurenWern
Lauren Werner
8 years
Electoral college exists to safeguard our republic. Why should it exist if it doesn't? #UniteForAmerica @HamiltonElector #SupportTheElectors
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@LaurenWern
Lauren Werner
7 years
The sanctions bill was sent for Trump's signature four days ago. He hasn't signed it yet. The WH's excuse is that he hasn't received it.
@NatashaBertrand
Natasha Bertrand
7 years
Have just received confirmation from House Foreign Affairs Committee spox that the sanctions bill "was sent for signature on the 28th."
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Alan Dershowitz admits to going to child sex trafficker Jeffery Epstein's house for a massage, but would like you to know that he kept his underwear on.
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Lauren Werner
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Curb Your Enthusiasm: Dr Fauci facepalms.
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Lauren Werner
7 years
Buzz Aldrin: To infinity and beyond! Trump: This is infinity here. It could be infinity. We really don't know. But it could be. LMAO.
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2005 Apprentice winner @randalpinkett speaks about Trump's behavior towards women on the set of the reality show.
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FBI is probing link between Alfa Bank + Trump Org servers. 80% of pings from Alfa. 19% pings from Spectrum Health (tied to Devos' hubby)
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@LaurenWern
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6 years
If a Russian spy had infiltrated Planned Parenthood or if Russians had funneled money into our election thru Planned Parenthood, the media would cover this story differently. This is a big scandal. The Russians compromised the NRA. This scandal is not being treated accordingly.
@jimsciutto
Jim Sciutto
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“It should be a bigger scandal than it has been so far that those who speak so much about constitutional liberties and individual freedom have cozied up to Putin.”
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Lauren Werner
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Reading up on Mullah Baradar. He is the co-founder of the Taliban. He was captured in 2010 in Pakistan by a team of ISI & CIA officers. He was then freed in 2018 at the request of Trump admin. In Feb 2020, he reached a "peace deal" with the Trump admin on behalf of the Taliban.
@mehdirhasan
Mehdi Hasan
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Here is Mike Pompeo, less than a year ago, meeting with Afghanistan's new 'president,' Taliban leader Mullah Baradar, who the Trump administration had released from prison in 2018. But sure, Mike, tell us more about 'deterrence' and toughness.
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Lauren Werner
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Outraged over the NYT report about Trump Jr's alleged collusion w a Russian lawyer, conservative @MaxBoot obliterates Trump-fan Mike Shields
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Lauren Werner
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Think about this for a sec: A woman gets convicted of a crime for LAUGHING in the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. FACES JAIL TIME FOR LAUGHING.
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Kayla Moore wishes Jews a Happy Hanukkah.
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Just a reminder: Playboy model Karen McDougal claimed to have had an affair w Trump while he was married to Melania. The National Enquirer paid McDougal $150,000 for the exclusive right to her story, but never ran the story; they basically bought her silence to protect Trump.
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Lauren Werner
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The National Enquirer is run by David Pecker, Trump's friend. During the election, to protect Trump, the Enquirer brought the rights to a playboy model's story and killed it; the playboy model claimed that Trump cheated on Melania with her.
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Fred Oberlander: I have concluded w/out any question that Donald Trump may be credibly charged w/ participating in a racketeering conspiracy
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@LaurenWern
Lauren Werner
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Here is Donald Trump's rhetoric juxtaposed to clips and images of the civil rights unrest in the '60s:
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"Follow the trail of dead Russians tied to this investigation." —Former FBI Agent Clint Watts
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Investigative reporter @Greg_Palast says the recounts aren't a scam and that there are likely enough discounted votes to change the outcome.
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. @RealDonaldTrump is probably mad because his supporters had a poor showing.
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@LaurenWern
Lauren Werner
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Here's the transcript of the speech... Can someone explain to me what this means? Whoever wrote this is trolling us.
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This is like a high school student showing up to the WH to give a class presentation on the federal response to the coronavirus crisis
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Stephen Moore (senior economic adviser to the Trump campaign): "Capitalism is a lot more important than democracy."
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If you had guessed that Ron DeSantis couldn’t put on a face mask if his life depended on it, you win.
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7 years
FYI, Andrew Stein is a money launderer and a convicted felon. Let's put on a convicted felon to defend Donald Trump. That's a great look.
@FoxNews
Fox News
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Andrew Stein (D): "Democrats are making a big mistake by just 'resisting'... It's nonsense. This President has one of the best records I've ever seen."
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This suddenly makes more sense now. On May 1, 2019, @KamalaHarris asked Bill Barr if Trump ever asked or suggested that he opened an investigation into anyone. Bill Barr stalled by grappling with the word "suggest." Now we know the answer.
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Wanna act like a big shot? @ChrisChristie
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Trump's toilet paper walk, with music.
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@LaurenWern
Lauren Werner
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No, @GOPchairwoman didn't fire Steve Wynn as RNC finance chair after news broke about him forcing female workers to perform sex acts on him. He resigned. No, they're not returning/donating his money. No, they won't issue a statement about standing in solidarity w Wynn's victims
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I made a vid documenting 141 cities/town, in red+blue states, across the US to showcase the scale of the #resistance
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NEW: According to Paul Wood of the BBC, here's what Russia did w/ state voter registration databases they breached:
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Nice chairs, you guys.
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German news anchor responds to Trump accusing Germany of being "captive to Russia."
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Lauren Werner
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Perez is a child of hardworking immigrants. He worked as a freaking trash collector to put himself through college. Tired of ur petty purity
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Lauren Werner
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Trump is hiding something in his taxes. The corrupted crony needs to show his taxes and be held accountable by the American people #TaxMarch
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Lauren Werner
5 years
Reminder: Republicans controlled all federal branches of government in Trump’s first two years as president; all they did were weaken health care access for all and tried to repeal Obamacare for the millionth time. They did manage to give billionaires a big tax break though.
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Aaron Rupar
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"If we get elected -- if we take the House, keep the Senate, keep the White House -- we'll have phenomenal health care" -- Trump is still out here touting imaginary Republican health care plans
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Lauren Werner
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Alan Dershowitz is seemingly unaware of how ridiculous he sounds. He offers a bizarre antiquated defense of himself within a narrative that has little to no regard for the hundreds of minors that Epstein abused. I'm not sure how Dershowitz ever became viewed as a respectable man.
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@LaurenWern
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Governor Andy Beshear made an appearance tonight at a fundraiser in Oklahoma: "While I run as a proud Democrat, the moment I win I take that hat off and I serve every single citizen of Kentucky - and maybe, just maybe, every citizen of the United States of America."
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Lauren Werner
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FULL TRANSPARENCY: He just deleted the tweet. Omg, this is hilarious. I'm dying with laughter.
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Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D
7 years
IOW, Scaramucci is misleading the public to manufacture a controversy & frame @Reince45 as a leaker. Or he's really dense.
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Holy crap. Read this thread. Someone (a Trump supporting troll) is pretending to be a survivor of the Florida school shooting.
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Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D
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I've gotten 26 DM's since I since this tweet so I'm sorry I can't respond to all of you individually. I'll come back w/ more info, but for now just remember that both sides of the gun control debate are ripe for manipulation on social media.
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Lauren Werner
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Trump's father (a man of German ancestry) may have instilled in him the theory of eugenics + the idea that their family's success is genetic
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Yup
@yashar
Yashar Ali 🐘
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Were it not for Pelosi and Pence's security details and secure facilities in the US Capitol Building, they would have been dead.
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Lauren Werner
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I dunno, Meghan. Maybe it's me, but if a sociopath attacked my dad, I'd certainly wouldn't be apathetic about giving him the nuclear codes.
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Lauren Werner
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Hey @NikkiHaley . If you ever decide to run for president, we will remember that you pulled us out of the U.N. Human Rights Council. We'll remember your silence about how children are forcibly removed from their parents at the border & put into cages. This is your legacy. Own it.
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Trump received his first intel briefing about Russia hacking/meddling ON AUGUST 17, but he continued to DENY it throughout the election.
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Lauren Werner
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Devin Nunes is likely taking directions from someone in or adjacent to the Trump White House. He has no idea what he's doing. He first came into office when he was 29y/o. And has been in office for 15 yrs. He has a B.A. in agricultural business & a master's degree in agriculture.
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Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D
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Devin Nunes admitted tonight that he never even saw any FISA applications — right after he claimed that he had "seen FISA abuses."
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Lauren Werner
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Let's compare. Lebron James started a public elementary school for at-risk kids, with free tuition, free meal, free bicycle, etc. in his hometown of Akron, Ohio. Trump paid $25 million in settlement to students who accused him of defrauding them with "Trump University."
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Lauren Werner
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Trump is super extra during the national anthem, almost like he's overcompensating for something.
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Lauren Werner
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Partisan efforts to distract us from Putin's war on our democracy are cute, but don't fall for them.
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@AynRandPaulRyan Better with Music. Trump wanders off. #CurbYourTrump
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Lauren Werner
7 years
Nailed it.
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shauna
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“Candidates who are more like us are winning!” is weird spin from a party who keeps losing with candidates who are just like them.
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"When Holocaust survivors are telling you 'hey this guy gives me déjà vu,' maybe don't invite him into your house.."
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Investigative reporter @Fahrenthold continues to expose Trump's corrupted charity foundation practices.
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Lauren Werner
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"Fire and fury."
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Lauren Werner
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. @RepAdamSchiff : Anything Trump labels "fake" ought to be deserving of your utmost attention.
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I will not forget how u vote today. @Sen_JoeManchin , @SenatorCollins , @lisamurkowski . If u don't think young women like me are watching this, u are wrong. Ur vote will send a message to survivors and perpetrators of sexual assault across the country & affect generations to come
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Lauren Werner
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CBS poll says 67% of Republicans agree w Trump's Charlottesville responses, so they're likely confused about why CEOs abandoned his councils
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Lauren Werner
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If this kid's name was "Barron," maybe this story would get more attention.
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Lauren Werner
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Two badass women and a maverick voted no to #SkinnyRepeal and grabbed Trump by the p*ssy to save the day. Now I'm going to sleep. Nite nite.
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Lauren Werner
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South Dakota AG Jason Ravnsborg killed a man in a hit and run... And lied to police about it. Yet he still hasn't resigned. He hasn’t been impeached. And he was only charged with 3 misdemeanors. I mean.... 🥴
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Lauren Werner
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Given Russian intervention in our election, we must ask why Trump refuses to release his tax returns + why he lies about his ties to Putin.
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Lauren Werner
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As @sarahkendzior pointed out, “Trump is stripping America down for parts and selling those parts to the highest bidders.”
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Haskell
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What kind of country doesn't support their postal workers?
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Lauren Werner
7 years
Sounds like Corallo has a low tolerance level for lunacy.
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Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D
7 years
Mark Corallo, who cautioned Trump/WH against publicly attacking Mueller, has just resigned from Trump's legal team. *EVERYTHING IS FINE*
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Lauren Werner
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Trump has spent all of his adult life sticking it 2 hardworking small business owners by refusing 2 pay them in full
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Lauren Werner
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The GOP has held the GA-06 US House seat for decades. Support @Ossoff . Send a message to the Trump Swamp #FlipThe6th
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Lauren Werner
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"If Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."
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Lauren Werner
7 years
Priebus raised valid concerns about why the Chinese are willing to pay so much for Scaramucci's firm. Those concerns should be heeded.
@christinawilkie
Christina Wilkie
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@VickyPJWard Priebus warned Trump not to hire Scaramucci, saying SkyBridge Capital's buyers overpaid because he'd promised them special access to Trump.
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Lauren Werner
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Suggested reading: The Trump Organization Says It's "Not Practical" to Comply With the U.S. Constitution.
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Lauren Werner
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"I'm very highly educated. I know words. I have the best words." (Uncensored Profanity - Rated R - NSFW)
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Lauren Werner
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James Grisson's Facebook post about how HRC helped him negotiate medical bills when she was US Senator went viral.
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Lauren Werner
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If @Time magazine names Robert Mueller as "Person of the Year," we should all get several copies and mail them to the WH. 😂
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Lauren Werner
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My generation is more racially and ethnically diverse than older generations... Most of us grew up accepting gay marriage as the norm. We care more about the environment. And we've lived through countless school shootings. Wait until my generation figures out its voting potential
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Lauren Werner
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100-year-old Gertrude Gottschalk of Carson City was born before women had the right to vote. She's voting 4 Hillary.
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Lauren Werner
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He drew a false equivalence btwn Nazis & the people against Nazis. Drew false equivalence btwn icon of confederacy & our nation's 1st POTUS.
@EvanMcMullin
Evan McMullin 🇺🇸
7 years
He drew a parallel between Lee and George Washington, suggesting that removing the former's statues could lead to the same for the latter.
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Lauren Werner
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Trump smeared 5 black men who were accused of rape in 1989 + called for their executions. They were falsely accused.
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Lauren Werner
6 years
Y'all impressed by Omarosa's tape? I'm not.
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Lauren Werner
6 years
Obrador is an anti-Trump populist who called you out for launching a "campaign of hatred" against Mexican immigrants. Mexico hates you. And Obrador will most definitely not agree to pay for your wall... So now what?
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Donald J. Trump
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Congratulations to Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador on becoming the next President of Mexico. I look very much forward to working with him. There is much to be done that will benefit both the United States and Mexico!
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Lauren Werner
6 years
A beer for Kavanaugh.
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Lauren Werner
7 years
Hey @Caitlyn_Jenner , u benefited from activists paving the way for u, but u set the LGBT community back by endorsing Trump. Apologize now.
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Lauren Werner
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I don't know, Ivanka. What did you father say about pregnant women in the labor force?
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Lauren Werner
7 years
Trump says he's "very highly educated" and has "the best words." He isn't and he doesn't. #TrumpResign
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Lauren Werner
8 years
Solemn Responsibility. He's not fit to be president of the United States.
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