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he/him//alive in the imperialist core//Aggro button-clicker & poker 'pro' //ex-NYDN and Deadspin editor//One Korea// Cashapp: $ChrisBaud

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The ADHD urge to.
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@livandorder This is natural. What we’ve learned over the past four years is that liberals really just exist to uphold the power structure and get fucked by right-wingers. It’s leftists who actually have principles.
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Corporate media really going full mask off.
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CNN just ran a segment where the host is complaining that there's no memorial to Brian Thompson in NYC, like there was for John Lennon or Heather Heyer or George Floyd.
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@benegotherit Yeah Phillies fans in Vegas are probaby poseurs. “Thank you” is definitely not acceptable.
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@MaryKoCo Gonna tell my grandchildren this was Grimes.
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@RexChapman Kyle Rittenhouse is walking around free.
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@hayxtt Google Daughters of the Confederacy.
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@ayobrobro PURPLE they always say purple.
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@NonsenSegue @Jon_Christian @bombsfall Don’t do it, he’s really a cultist trying to revive a demon who’s been imprisoned for 10,000 years.
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@NYTmag @cjchivers More interested in keeping sharks safe tbh. It’s not beach season.
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I miss when the Matrix was a trans allegory where white guys as agents were super villains upholding the oppressive state against a very diverse cast, who went on to remorselessly mow down cops at an astonishing rate. Really sucks that it’s woke now. #Matrix.
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"The Matrix Resurrections" was a sluggish, baffling, bloated mess.Lana excessively used philosophical mumbo jumbo to rationalize this film's unnecessary existence & its woke agenda.#TheMatrixResurrections is 2021's biggest disappointment. #KeanuReeves #TheMatrix #TheMatrixMovie
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Marvel needs to end the Black Panther character and come up with a new Wakanda storyline because no one can replace Chadwick Boseman. He also played Jackie Robinson, and it's Jackie Robinson Day. What a loss and what a talent. #WakandaForever.
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Amy Schumer inverting Martin Niemoller’s poem is about as dystopian as it gets. Honey, you’re a rich beloved white woman living safely deep in the imperial core, no one is coming for you.
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@jenny2x4 Yeah comments on this have been so weird.
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@ilCognoscentini @m_j_friesen @CentipedeMouse @StrangeFactoid There is no way you could trust a 150-lb cat near people. At minimum they would eat your children.
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Reminder that transphobia is literally a genocidal movement, there’s no such thing as a centrist position here. You are on the side of fascism or you’re not.
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Kelly Craft, a Republican candidate for Kentucky governor, said if she's elected, "we will not have transgenders in our school system."
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Did anyone else catch this anti capitalist message in Squid Games???
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@SLCSocialist I think this part is not controversial. The misunderstanding comes from Americans thinking they’re the Rebel Alliance and not the Empire.
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@kenklippenstein The NYT is just corporate propaganda every day.
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@Wolfe321 Someone posted a story about NAOMI Wolfe leaving her kids with them.
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@MikeKofiA @besf0rt It’s not this is what Americans are taught.
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@wyshynski @NYRangers So a VP of PR didn’t think it was his job to get a pic of a first-round puck scoring his first goal? This smells like total BS.
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Unpopular take: The WSOP Main Event is ruinous for the poker ecosystem and economy. $100.43M is put up by players. $7M goes to rake. Of the rest 30% of it goes to 9 people. Maybe another 100 pros and 100 recs had a run of a lifetime outlasting 9800 and had a good summer/year.
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@adfiske Cops don’t solve crimes, they commit crimes.
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@wagatwe Yeah wait till they hear “Abolish Prisons” and “End Capitalism.”.
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@goodfriendraf @karenyhan Police unions should be booted from AFL-CIO.
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@ChuckModi1 Hilarious for anyone to think that the uprising gives AF about Washington.
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@JoshuaPotash That’s why they’re building robot dogs with guns.
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@ChrisCuomo First off, Luigi Mangione has not been convicted. Second, this entire system is enforced by violence from the ruling class.
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@randomyoko 20,000 Koreans died at Hiroshima because they were enslaved and neither Japan nor the U.S. ever acknowledged this.
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As someone who spent a lifetime in NYC media after 9/11, I find it hard to believe the entire city has nothing to say about the U.S. allying with Al Qaeda and ISIS in Syria.
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@kimpossiblefact What about red apples.
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@IWriteAllDay_ You could tell just by who he follows on here.
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Think about how crazy it is that people in this country consider healthcare for all, police that don’t kill Black people with impunity. a semi livable minimum wage and environmental protections to be radical positions.
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@DanPriceSeattle Continue to shame other CEOs by your example. Show that a better world is possible.
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@MikeKofiA To the privileged, the concept of equality feels like oppression. In their hearts they are terrified of the prospect of “what if they treat us as bad as we’ve treated them?”.
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@ecareyo Excuse me while I kiss this guy.
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@chrissyteigen Bold of you to assume we will still have a system that involves elections.
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The perfect strategy for the Sixers to win Thursday:.1. Fly Harden to Vegas tonight for an all nighter at Sapphire. 2. Have Harden borrow Lady Gaga’s meat dress. 3. Get Evan Turner to ring the bell.
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The Democrats’ infrastructure deal has been chopped 40% three times while negotiating with themselves and Biden is demanding stipulations that he put in originally are maintained. Somehow this is seen as Biden catering to the left?.
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Stunning, succinct explanation of how Israel is a project of U.S. colonialism.
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An Israeli citizen comes forward on TikTok to talk about the Zionist propaganda campaign and how life is like growing up in Israel
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@burrrrrberry I once paid for a sandwich for Allen Kessler because I didn't want to wait behind him any longer when he, at 4 a.m., was trying to find his Borgata card in his wallet full of Benjamins and slot machine vouchers worth 5 figures.
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@jenny2x4 Public urination.
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@SenatorSinema Stop running from your constituents.
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@TexasAvery @nataliepayer @livandorder The capitalist/racist brainwashing in this country is extreme. Obama, Clinton and Biden are right-wing in most countries. Leftists elsewhere actually advocate for things like general strikes and revolution. M4A, livable wages, free college are centrist (every1 agrees with them).
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There are almost no park benches or places to sit in public in America because this county hates the homeless and want to be as cruel to them as possible. It also makes it a lot less comfortable for the rest of us who are just tired.
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Hey @ACR_POKER @WPN_CEO WTF you guys introduced a joker card into the deck for the flips for winnings?
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@Ashley4Kxxx Transphobes aren’t funny or hot.
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@DarrenDreger FK Joel Quenneville and Jonathon Toews.
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@bubbaprog I’m a low-level expert on the Negro Leagues and have done many stories on Negro League players over the years, interviewed many people for them. Suffice it to say I’ve said “Negro League” way more than most people and I’ve never come close to messing up.
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Fed-up Flyers fans ready to bag the season. @antdigrazio #BroadStreetBag
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@cmclymer Hedge funds should simply pull themselves up by their bootstraps.
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@NicoleArbour Literally not a single shred of evidence in any state that shows Trump came remotely close to winning. Congrats on joining the dustbin of history.
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@wyshynski The narrative should be that Scheifele let his team down and cost them a winnable series but we’re just going to overlook that.
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Ireland is consistently the only decent country in Europe or the Anglosphere.
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“The position of the Israeli Ambassador to Ireland is now untenable.” . - Mary Lou McDonald TD
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@mousdrvr First off, there’s a whole class of people - the media elite - who have taken up the role of Marie Antoinette. Second, some of them just thought the rich could accumulate wealth off the back of the working class forever.
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@PhilGalfond Bruh I’ve shipped AK into AA a billion times.
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@samparentt @DeSeanJackson10 Ten years ago, DeSean Jackson gave us the GOAT highlight
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America has an extreme right-wing party that serves corporations and loves war and openly embraces racial violence and the police state. Then we have a moderate right-wing party that serves corporations, loves war and does performative gestures to mollify marginalized groups.
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@SocialistMMA The Squad sold out to the establishment.
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@LibyaLiberty The Palestinian Christians have been absolutely roasting Western Christians for their hypocrisy in the most devastating and elegant way possible.
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@robrousseau Think he’s mad that he can’t hang out with Nazis.
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@ChuckModi1 Everyone is anti-war until it comes time to go to war.
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We are beyond the time to talk about police reform. We need a world without police.
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The Eagles should trade a 7th-rounder to the Montreal Canadians for a 7th-rounder next year.
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If I win the Main Event I’ll buy every phone charger in the Rio and give them away to my adoring fans.
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@AndrewYang I’m sure this sounded brilliant in your head before you wrote it.
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@chuckwoolery Hey Chuck, when your ideas on race can be boiled down to “Hitler was right to crack down on these scholars” it’s probably not going to go over well. Hope this helps.
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@LizzMurr56 The reason Korea is the forgotten war is that the U.S. made sure no one ever talked about what it did there. Let’s not forget the puppet authoritarian governments in the south, it was never about democracy.
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Eden Rocks is a grifter who scammed the poker world as much as Rob Mercer. He took in countless investors who put in time and money and then single-handedly sabotaged everything they had worked for.
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Remember that time the NY Daily News had the best Superstorm Sandy coverage in town and we didn’t even have a fucking newsroom?.
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Some of you have never spent 22 months sitting at home doomscrolling for 16 hours a day and it shows.
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@TJSonOfAnder @BichonSnuggles @ilCognoscentini @m_j_friesen @CentipedeMouse @StrangeFactoid Honestly at 60+ pounds your little tabby becomes an uncontrollable apex predator.
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@jenny2x4 I was always like is there REALLY this much demand for “me and my stepbrother” and “fuck mommy and me” content????? Welp.
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@Infiniti371 @brett_mcgurk @LoveBCCanada It actually is the training they get.
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I’d like to thank everyone who made this milestone possible.
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@PlainolBlackman @sorayashock @nytimes This has definitely happened.
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@Elderslie59 @JoshuaPotash Cops don’t fight crime they create crime, that’s the whole point.
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Cannabis dispensaries are declared essential businesses to be kept open during a pandemic but there are still people in prison for selling marijuana.
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@ChuckModi1 Yes this is 100% true. It’s much rarer to see white women in interracial couples in TV/movies. Have you ever seen a show with an Asian man/white woman?.
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@cooIboobs Congrats.
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@padspoker Spend 90% on hookers and blow and just squander the rest.
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@MarisaKabas Sympathy for rapists is a strange phenomenon that has no equivalent in any other crime. No one says burglary cases are "he said, she said"; there's no fretting about how the charges could ruin the burglar's life.
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@SweatieAngle I actually said that to someone in that thread lol.
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It’s really easy for people to say they won’t abide the abuse of children but Sinead O’Connor actually did something about it and she was reviled for it. Few were braver. #SineadOConner.
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The best genre of conservative self-owns.1. Anything by Ben Shapiro.2. Chuds who get mad at Tom Morello for being political.3. Anything by Ian Miles Cheong.
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Montage of Jordan Neely, who entertained people on the subway as a Michael Jackson impersonator. He was choked to death by a vigilante for the crime of being homeless and hungry.
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@horriblelizard @jenny2x4 This again proves that no one knows who Grimes is.
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They fired the ONE good apple.
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Buffalo officials ask state to probe firing of Black officer who stopped white colleague's chokehold: @NBCNews.
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@texican3006 @JoshuaPotash @tmorello I guarantee you know literally nothing about how much black people do to deal with preventing violence in their own neighborhoods. Also, there's not a problem with the system holding black people accountable for crime.
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@SarahKSilverman It’s tough to come back from endorsing genocide.
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@julianrouth "We're not racist, we endorsed Obama," is the newspaper equivalent of "Some of my best friends are Black.".
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