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Elon got a quarter-whiff of discovery yesterday and got so scared that he’s now overspending by about $20bn on a transaction that will only make his life significantly worse just so people don’t get to read more of his texts.
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@ExileGrimm
Just the American version of Tom Hardy being like “of course I’ve had sex with a man, I’m an actor.”
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@theneedledrop
Literally every white dude in their late 20s is fully ready for that conversation
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@TheRoughGo
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8.5/10 tall white man with a temperament that less than 1% of people have.
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You: doctors are some of the smartest people in contemporary society. We must listen to and trust them.
Doctors:
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Not trying to be a dick but what is a “democracy expert” and who would, now or historically, be considered a leading expert within that field?
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Stonetoss was radicalized by his botched circumcision
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It’s so funny that these things don’t have a manual park release so all of them have to get loaded onto flatbeds while stuck in park
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The two hour pilot of twin peaks had more than double the viewers of the most-watched episode of game of thrones. It averaged ~12 million viewers per episode in the first run, representing roughly 10% of all television watchers at the time. There isn’t a comparable show today.
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@robberytutorial
The few times I’ve met them as adults they’ve always come off as unhinged weirdos who are bad at social cues and then like 3 months into knowing them it’ll come out that they were homeschooled and my dislike of them is basically replaced with sympathy
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Woman who abandoned her husband and young child to move to Romania and get railed out by a sex trafficker voice:
Think of people who work in churches or devote themselves to God. What they do is sacrificial, and you have to sacrifice your hedonistic side if you're going to be a good parent.
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Spotify has struggled to crest the 25% subscription mark so this is really funny
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Holy fuck the bad website is good again
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Super funny how Madison Cawthorn called out the DC cocaine orgies and every week since there’s been like 2 or 3 would-be career-ending scandals come out about him
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Marjorie Taylor Greene is right about the FBI, bad faith or not. In today’s Radar, I argue that the left should take advantage of the right’s new acknowledgment of systemic bias and push to abolish the FBI— an institution that has always protected elite power, not the people.
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Real heads know Andrew Tate as the guy who cucked Jordan Peterson’s son-in-law so hard that it sent Jordan into a 5-year crying fit.
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Here’s a better idea! We fire every journalist, then we pool all the assets of every news/media conglomerate, then we give all that money to the people of Iraq and Afghanistan! Just as realistic an idea and infinitely more impactful!
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Wife makes me an 8-layer Russian honey cake every year for my birthday. This year’s was particularly special.
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In every mall in every poor town in the US there’s at least one recruitment center that’s staffed 7 days a week. On weekdays recruiters hang out at high schools and are by law allowed free access to students. Rich kids don’t and never have had to deal with that kind of pressure.
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Every few months Nick kroll posts pics of big mouth tattoos and these posts have become my Ring Cycle
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I’m more offended that BA responded to union shit by just firing every single person on staff with even a whiff of charisma and replacing them with dead-eyed future suburbanites.
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FL lawmakers pushed back against this DeSantis initiative because they rightly understood how damaging it would be to eliminate 10% of the state’s labor force overnight
Florida implemented E-Verify as part of its anti-immigrant bill passed this session and its already causing construction sites to stop. It's estimated that Florida has 1 million undocumented workers.
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How illegal would it be if I said I personally believe that Glenn Greenwald killed his husband??
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We’re potentially gonna experience the funniest fucking thing to happen in finance since the S&L crash of ‘87
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Something that people don’t about in relation to return to office is how after COVID wanes, conservative projections have office demand stabilizing at ~80% of what it was pre-COVID. So that’s more than $200Bn in equity that’ll evaporate. And that’s just the start.
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It’s worth noting that Elon Musk just had an insanely bad day lol
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Get fucked bitch. Happy Michael Saylor Margin Call Day everybody.
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Oh for sure dude the state apparatus is less effective than ever we’re totally gonna win any day now
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Julie Klausner is a national treasure and her opinions on comedy should be enshrined as a foundational text for all future generations.
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The simple answer is that freaks like Dan baseball love making children suffer. This is the cut and dry issue of preventing childhood hunger and they’re blubbering about teaching starving 6 yr olds about “personal responsibility”
Literally, a "free lunch" vs working. Perpetual childhood vs responsibility. Of course, the free lunch will always be more immediately popular with people who never ask who pays for it.
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Through all this Matt Taibbi still hosts a podcast called Useful Idiots lol
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not even top five dude what are you doing
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When it first happened I was like “this fucking dipshit expects us to believe there are DC cocaine orgies??” just 4 weeks later I’m like “the leaders of the DC cocaine sex cult are going to take out Madison Cawthorn”
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@TrueAnonPod
Huh interesting i too have two skills pissing my pants and also shitting my pants
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It could be said that the market dislikes showing dick to flight attendants to the tune of about -3.1%
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Pretty brave of someone with a pencil for a neck to be hitting a two year old. How old do you think he’ll be when he can fully overpower you? 7? 10?
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Tweeting directly at the con man you got easily duped by to voice your displeasure is an extremely funny move
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Americans will hear about a country decimated by war and colonialism and be like “damn what a bummer I’ll never be able to visit”
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You know you’re living in a racist shithole when your appeal to emotion about a child getting shot in the head includes a list of justifications for why this specific child especially didn’t deserve to get shot in the head.
If it’s not safe for an honor student, a child who is a 2022 Missouri Scholars Academy Scholar and All-State Band qualifier to innocently knock the wrong door, it’s not safe for any Missouri child.
We demand that our children be safe from gun violence. Now.
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Ah yes I see you’re saying that women were hotter when they looked more like twinks, very interesting, very cool
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Plano Texas is ground zero for rich pieces of shit getting shit-housed and pulling guns on minorities
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Lmao petit bourgeois amerikkkans supporting petit bourgeois Ukrainian landlords by paying massive fees to air bnb is the dumbest story to come out of this whole thing by a long shot
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What a fantastic way to start the weekend
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MLK I have a dream speech but it’s about the day when leftist men stop being sex creeps about moderately attractive fascists
I would treat her so well I would vote for Republicans and donate to Israel
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Getting rolled this hard by mehdi hasan should disqualify matt from ever holding a journo job ever again
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When mommy and daddy kiss in front of me it’s the most traumatizing thing that ever happened.
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Oh my god please somebody call 911 there’s been a homicide
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Googled Max Landis only to learn he’s dressing like the joker now and got the Elon Musk haircut
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@jonronson
I have a genuine problem with blanket defense of the free flow of ideas in the context of rising white supremacy and transphobia, especially when presented with the veneer of “we’re just pro-free speech!” I’m glad when I see someone’s name not included amongst the signatories.
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r/cth got banned, thx for the memories
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The r/chapotraphouse replacement board is run by a pedophile creep
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Super funny how everybody’s cheering the collapse of the ruble when like 99% of the wealth held by the richest Russians sits safely in foreign currencies and capital. This just makes it easier for them to buy up more assets and consolidate power. Cool cool.
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Just got added to a teams call scheduled at 4:30 on Friday
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They’ve moved from slight irritation over him leaving cum town to daily dissertations about how his dick doesn’t work and he’s gonna die soon in the span of like 3 weeks
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Very funny to me that the CIA duped all the slacker rockers and alt punks in the 90s and 00s to play free Tibet concerts
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I’ve finally decided to create a theme park that’s exclusively for billionaires. Here’s our first ride: The Mega Coaster. Ticket prices start at $275,000, and only the most badass dudes on earth get to ride it. DM for more details 🤘🤘
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Based on NHTSA data Tesla has the highest number of deaths and injuries of all the major manufacturers, and the highest number of complaints per vehicle. The data is actually shocking.
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This would be more compelling if there weren’t like 30 different American tool manufacturers that have been in existence since the 20s that are privately owned, make high-quality products, and are insanely profitable. Nobody’s forcing these companies to IPO.
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“We vetted the Sackler” is the funniest thing Hannah Gadsby has ever said
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One night like 6 months ago I was laughing in my sleep and my wife asked me what I was dreaming about and apparently I responded, “chibbles” and then rolled over and went back to sleep. So now every few weeks my wife will send a pic of something asking if it’s Chibbles.
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@EzTreezy
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Ummm....maybe consider that I’m showing empathy and affection because I have a freaking brain disorder????
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My boss just sent my group instructions on how to get a false negative on a COVID test. Happy holidays bitch we’re all fucked
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My Wellbutrin suicide story is that I was suicidal like 6 months ago cus the Zoloft stopped working and now I’m not suicidal because I got put on wellbutrin. Great stuff highly recommend it.
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Oh for sure dude! Trump has famously been neutral on labor action, especially during his presidency. Not like his NLRB appointees were all anti-Union freaks, not like he personally eliminated overtime for 8 million workers, not like he banned use of email for labor organizing.
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@GarlicCorgi
I got in an argument with her this week where she accused me of not believing in yeast infections
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Every few months Nick kroll posts pics of big mouth tattoos and these posts have become my Ring Cycle
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