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Fan of The Arsenal Football Club

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined July 2011
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@Punchline254
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2 years
@StandardKenya 'Other Engagements'
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@Punchline254
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3 years
@Mukwasa_F @Kevin_teya I know a Kenyan when I see one. I'm super proud of Daka and I'm not apologetic about it lol
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@Punchline254
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1 year
@CzarCule Lakers vs Nuggets Finals in the West. Lakers in 6. Then Lakers in 7 vs Celtics. 18th Lakers Championship incoming
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@Punchline254
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5 years
@OsamaOtero A smaller house in a clean, secure neighbourhood
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@Punchline254
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5 years
I would gladly skydive into that rship at 24-0
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Blaze Officiel
5 years
Mnataka kuanza 1-0 kwa sly
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@Punchline254
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10 months
@MihrThakar Doesn't discredit anything he said about the people you so vehemently defend
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@Punchline254
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1 year
@tom_adwar Disgusting that we always have to pull out the 'racist' card
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@Punchline254
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10 months
Wembanyama's dad is 6'6 and his mother 6'3. Yet they look like dwarfs standing next to him
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@Punchline254
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2 years
@AshleyKSmalls @NonieMG I wonder what exactly Beyonce does that would make a human being with a functioning brain I really shouldn't assume this is the case) to be this obsessed
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@Punchline254
Bar Nerd
2 years
Riri getting Thika than the superhighway 😍😍😍
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@Punchline254
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2 years
@ElayneOkaya You are being petty. Find some work to do
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@Punchline254
Bar Nerd
9 months
I appreciate the love for actors, but please stop quoting the characters they played while crediting them
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9 months
Happy heavenly birthday Michael K. Williams. Born November 22, 1966 in Brooklyn, NY. Rest in Paradise "A man gotta have a code"
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@Punchline254
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5 years
@EZRAwaCHELSKI If I want sensible lyrics I'd listen to the Vigetis and the Kitu Sewers
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@Punchline254
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5 years
I love TNT (Timmy n Twenny) but I wish they would quit rapping about being chased by feds, having shooters, drug dealing and having money in offshore accounts? Because, they really ain't about that life
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@Punchline254
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3 years
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@Punchline254
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5 years
@EZRAwaCHELSKI Foreign fans wouldn't understand what he said. Just like we have big Congolese musicians. A lot of their fans dont know me what they are saying
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@Punchline254
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4 years
Carrie Mathison is the most annoying character in television history
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@Punchline254
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9 months
@big_business_ Someone does this to me, they catching these hands
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@Punchline254
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11 months
@EstelleNdome @NjeriiSunna Accountant who can not pay for her own fuel/ shopping? 😂😂😂
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@Punchline254
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4 years
@shobanes Wakadinali - Hennessey
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@Punchline254
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7 months
@Ja_Konyango You ask your parents for money?
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@Punchline254
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2 years
The Ethiopian athlete blocked and tried to elbow Hellen Obiri in the final moments before crossing the finishing line. Kenya should contest
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@Punchline254
Bar Nerd
4 years
Fans of Kahush music still live with their parents and hardly ever get laid
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@Punchline254
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8 months
@RaMbuzZy_ IG is for (mostly) horrible people with good PR
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@Punchline254
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5 years
I want a try or 2 from Mapimpi
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@Punchline254
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10 months
@carltonkitheka1 *without morals
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@Punchline254
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2 years
'Msupa wako anascream kwa tiplo and it's just the tip though' @scar_mkadinali on 'Tsunami'
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@Punchline254
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8 years
Have you heard ‘The Recap - Produced by Karriem Riggins’ by @elzhi on #SoundCloud ? #np
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@Punchline254
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4 years
@Ali_Manzu What are you saying? The President has abolished presidency?
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@Punchline254
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2 years
Ruto talking about the failures of a govt which he is co-principle in will never not be funny 🤣
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@Punchline254
Bar Nerd
5 years
@verbstract She texted me 'Beb nn mbya na ww'
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@Punchline254
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1 year
@_juliet_wanjiru Embrace your new room mate. Feed it
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@Punchline254
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2 years
@Rachealnjoki002 It's 9 in the A.M Rachael
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@Punchline254
Bar Nerd
5 years
I mean, they are both good businesses
@HeyHeyBlinky
BLINKY
5 years
A church and a liquor store in the same building. Moms would be hella confused to see this 💀.
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@Punchline254
Bar Nerd
5 years
I've always been a huge fan of Reading FC
@kennepps
Epps 🎬
5 years
@ReadingFC I've been a Reading fan all through 😂🇰🇪
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@Punchline254
Bar Nerd
5 years
Khaligraph & Sarkodie on the same damn track?? No, I am not fucking ready.
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@Punchline254
Bar Nerd
2 years
Not a huge car enthusiast but may the stars align
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@Punchline254
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3 years
This research was most likely conducted inside one's own imagination
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@Punchline254
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1 year
@ephraimnjegafan Tunisian President Kais Saied to IMF: "You want us to sell Tunisia? Tunisia is not for sale. Foreign diktats that will lead to more poverty are unacceptable. The world must understand... human beings are not figures or a set of numbers for subtraction and addition"
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@Punchline254
Bar Nerd
1 year
Why do I get the distinct feeling that all women in SA are naturally flexible and got that soul snatching box? 😭
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MissPetal
1 year
Never jump the stage of having a flexible Girlfriend in your life Kadlala😂😂😂🙈
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@Punchline254
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2 years
So much character 😍😍😍😍
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@Punchline254
Bar Nerd
3 years
Reddington told the judge “We are both legal professionals. Your business is to apply the law, mine is to break it. You studied your profession. Why would you assume I didn’t study mine?” #Blacklist
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@Punchline254
Bar Nerd
3 years
@MihrThakar OMCs will be servicing their own stations. In essence, independent petrol station owners are going to take the biggest hit.
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@Punchline254
Bar Nerd
4 years
Rest in Peace to Ohangla artist Abenny Jachiga 😭😭😭
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@Punchline254
Bar Nerd
9 months
@ombachi13 Players are scoring such goals even in the KPL bro 😂😂
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@Punchline254
Bar Nerd
5 years
Finally learnt how to open a beer bottle using another
@gufydox
STAKABADDIE
5 years
What's that one thing you've done this year that makes you proud?
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@Punchline254
Bar Nerd
2 years
@kaptulin @ArapTilingi It's a problem in most parts of the country. Current landing cost is higher than the pump price hence even stations with fuel are currently selling at a loss
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@Punchline254
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2 years
@HumbledStallion Such a turn on 😜
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@Punchline254
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7 months
@iamjoseh_ Looks like she's done that already and wants out
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@Punchline254
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6 years
Sex? Who/What's that?
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@Punchline254
Bar Nerd
2 years
"To all the ladies in the place with style and grace Allow me to lace these lyrical douches in your bushes" 🎶🎵
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@Punchline254
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2 years
But Bey T is one fine babe 😭😭😭
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@Punchline254
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2 years
@billyraptivist @Lazooj She is so fluent in Dholuo. Makes me wonder what language they speak in when they are in the house
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@Punchline254
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1 year
@tom_adwar He's being called out by people of colour too, not just because of the penalty miss. He was below average in Liverpool game as well. It's just not clicking for him, and even after the pen miss he went on to try and play hero ball instead of squaring for a team mate in a 3 vs 2
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@Punchline254
Bar Nerd
4 years
True visionary
@bhavss14
Bhavs
4 years
Arsene Wenger left Arsenal in the Europa League so we could lose in the final to stay in the Europa league for another year. So we could then face Olympiacos. To then have Premier League cancelled & stop Liverpool winning the league. He’s done it again.
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@Punchline254
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9 months
@SaucySaliba2 You don't understand football. I won't waste my time engaging you
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@Punchline254
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4 years
Nyash is a better lyricist that Khaligraph. But Khaligraph raps better. Overall, Nyash is a superior artist to Khaligraph
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@Punchline254
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7 months
@mwendefrey Not you showing disdain at sexual promiscuity 😂
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@Punchline254
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1 year
De'Aaron Fox pulling up to game 5 like...
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@Punchline254
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3 years
Forget about your football team losing at 5pm during the weekend. Waking up at 4A.M to watch your favourite NBA team embarrass themselves thrice on a weekday will give you the real character development
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@Punchline254
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6 months
@carltonkitheka1 It's Shappaman for me. But Timmy Blanco showed maad potential even back then as Timmy Timm
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@Punchline254
Bar Nerd
5 years
If KD plays game 5 and Warriors win, KD will be the hero. If KD plays and they lose, he can be excused because of the injury. He loses nothing. If Durant doesn't play game 5 and the Warriors lose, KD still wins. Because it proves Warriors can't win the Championship without him
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@Punchline254
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1 year
@tom_adwar I see nothing wrong with hyping one's team. It's the reason we are fans. No? The squad has been improved with more activities in the market still expected. We are happy
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@Punchline254
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9 months
No fuccin way 😭😭😭😭😂😂
@big_business_
Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴
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This is one of the most disrespectful plays I ever seen
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@Punchline254
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2 years
I do not support Ruto. But his presidency will punish you more than it will punish me
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@Punchline254
Bar Nerd
6 years
ESir is better rapper than Vigetti and Sewer? Smh
@Crazy_Nairobian
Billy The GOAT
6 years
Top Kenyans rappers of all time: 1. E-Sir a.k.a King wa South C 2. Nyashinski 3. Juliani 4. Jua Cali a.k.a King wa Genge 5. Kitu Sewer from Mashifta 6. Johnny Vigeti from Kalamashaka 7. Abbas Kubaff 8. Nonini 9. Bamboo 10. Chris Kantai Your favourite rapper falls here 👇😏
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@Punchline254
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4 years
@MigunaMiguna @MoneyGram 😂😂😂😂😂
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@Punchline254
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11 months
I'm convinced this guy just hates women. Fucc off, man
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@Punchline254
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6 years
Can't stand dancehall though. Shit sounds like STIs and the Great depression
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@Punchline254
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10 years
Sometimes you just need to switch off the Tv, music and internet and read a good book. Expand your horizons
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@Punchline254
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4 years
I love the interviews in Cleaning The Airwaves (CTA) because the interviewer (A-Star) knows und understands the music business. Importantly, he makes them real conversational so it doesnt look like he is asking questions. Tge stories simply flow
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@Punchline254
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9 years
@Edygrim <-------This dj knows his rock music
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@Punchline254
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2 years
Jay Z is the best rapper, to folks with little understanding of Hip Hop
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@Punchline254
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1 year
@NjeriBt They are doing a horrible job at it 🤣
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@Punchline254
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5 years
@ngwata_ Perhaps you should also indicate your sources
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@Punchline254
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2 years
TF is Blinky talking about? He had a whole set on Sway in the morning but didn't play Kenyan music apart from his own and his friend Fena. It's the hypocrisy that irks me
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@Punchline254
Bar Nerd
2 years
You about to start attracting the wrong people to the bookshop 😂
@NuriaStore
|| The Home of African Books ||
2 years
Sometimes you meet your soulmate in a book shop.
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@Punchline254
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5 years
@officialxtatic is right. The Ethic song is rapey in every sense of the word. We can't possibly continue supporting music whose content encourages rape
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@Punchline254
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2 years
🔥🔥🔥🔥
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@Punchline254
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2 years
@Kalasinga_ Bro. That's what they said. I've been following the post election news and oral submissions at supreme court and at no point has the IEBC or Chebukati, directly or through their lawyers refuted these claims. But you are free to make up your own facts
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@Punchline254
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8 years
"You was kissing my dick when you was kissing that bitch"
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@Punchline254
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4 years
@Jabali_Jr K-South?
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@Punchline254
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3 years
This is not a fact. Stop it
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@Punchline254
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2 years
Ndio Baba!
@K24Tv
K24 TV
2 years
“Hatutaki Malaya, kama inakuwasha unataka kwenda usuguliwe wewe enda tu,” Raila asks Azimio MPs working with Kenya Kwanza to resign
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@Punchline254
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3 years
Hate it when I search 'Nas' and get Lil Nas feeds. So annoying
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@Punchline254
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5 years
@JinxLike Lmaoooo. You guys made the most ridiculous list of Kenyan rappers. Khali and so many other rappers and heads called you out on it. Just respect rap fans. Quit making these damn lists
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@Punchline254
Bar Nerd
10 years
Every Arsenal fan is 8 Years A Slave
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@Punchline254
Bar Nerd
2 years
Interesting take. When you had an opportunity to play KE music at Sway in the Morning, you only played 1 Fena Gitu track and your own song 😂😂
@HeyHeyBlinky
BLINKY
2 years
Had a couple of friends visiting and we took them to a couple of places to listen to music, one place for 2 hours didn't play a single Kenyan song till I had to go ask the DJ to play some. Wild. 🫤
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@Punchline254
Bar Nerd
8 years
Sad to hear that Afeni Shakur has passed on. In her, we have lost a bright light in social and political activism. RIP 'Black Queen'
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@Punchline254
Bar Nerd
2 years
What is this? 😂😂😂😂
@NuriaStore
|| The Home of African Books ||
2 years
Dear rich people with lots of money you should buy some needlessly expensive books from us so you can show them off to people who come by you don't even have to read them you can literally buy the appearance of sophistication people will ooh and aah at your good taste
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@Punchline254
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6 months
@droid254 @edmwaura It's funny because you can't even take him to DCI LOL
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@Punchline254
Bar Nerd
2 years
Arsenal is playing today and everyone is happy
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@Punchline254
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5 years
Blinky Bill is really having the time if his life. Funny because mainstream media in Kenya never really gave him that much time/space
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@Punchline254
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9 years
The Ballon D'or is Yaya Sanogo's to lose
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@Punchline254
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3 years
@jamessmat Whoever named it South Africa though. That's just laziness
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@Punchline254
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2 years
Had a dope night. No insomnia, no sleep paralysis. All praise is due to Allah 🙏
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@Punchline254
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7 months
@NjeriBt They just have a bigger country and bigger population. How do you expect choosing a starting 11 football team from a nation of 210 million to be as easy as choosing from Cape Verde's half a million, for example?
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@Punchline254
Bar Nerd
5 years
@YouLoveLeona Its 'THE St Mary's School, Yala'. And thanks, we appreciate 😊
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@Punchline254
Bar Nerd
6 years
Lil Wayne's 'Pussy, Money, Weed' has such a soulful feel to it
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