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@PukeLiters
Luke Peters
3 years
Created September 2021, days before Biden announced the now-blocked federal vaccine mandate for workers. Felt this from day 1, feel it even more now.
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3 months
@SiennaCeeCee @mypussyfarts @Spotify I will never fucking understand this. How are you using X right now? Are you whispering questions to a sentient rock that posts on your behalf? You're on your phone, right?? Maybe google it?? This isn't some arcane concept like, google will 100% tell you what Car Thing is.
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1 year
@TexasLindsay_ This has always been happening news anchors collapse all the time you are just a conspiracy theorist.
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9 months
@TheChiefNerd posted this rather casually but [if accurate, and it seems like it is] this is the most clear and damning evidence available.
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🧵 The UK's Office for National Statistics (ONS) Recently Published Mortality Data by Vaccination Status I visualized each reported age group's all-cause age-standardized mortality rate (per 100k) by vaccination status in the thread below. Does this look concerning to you?
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3 months
@nic__carter @eigenrobot You can get used to them though. Stone Age Herbalist has a great read on how cannibalism filtered a tribe from prions (long term):
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@owenbroadcast I like Harold and the Purple Crayon because my mother read it to me and because there is a clever baby in it.
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2 years
@x1_ps4 @viktorlundqv1st @disclosetv The body of the people is the militia. We could always use more training, though.
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6 months
@XanaknDripwalkr @lporiginalg Every roommate ever: what witchcraft do you speak of??!
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1 year
@lowstakesdre @mikesulsenti Thank you for injecting true and useful information into the conversation.
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@chyld989 @mypussyfarts @Spotify The irony of this comment.
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3 months
@Barnacules @JoeSheilaJax @elonmusk @CommunityNotes In AZ you can vote with a non-operator license, which you can get with a SSN, which is given to non-citizens when you are authorized to work. Ipso facto
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1 year
@RepThomasMassie @RulesReps Can you get our lightbulbs back while you're at it?
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1 month
@alexandrosM They're not asking questions, they're creating a [barely] plausible counter-narrative, and because most people get their news from friends on Instagram they'll never question it. There are some seriously unhinged talking points out there and it's okay to tell them they're wrong.
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1 year
@DeAiDave @Grummz @awilkinson @WynterLegend People who report to you. Underlings.
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2 years
@chinook8760 @ezralevant They'll delete it too. Have to backup multiple places.
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9 months
@CurryProspects @REAL_7homas777 Did ChatGPT write this?
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2 years
@Hoshakou @maosbot Do you think there could be a reason those diseases are skyrocketing besides the lack of mostly useless masks....? Funny enough, your extra asthma mucus might be protecting you. Like the kid in Signs. 'member Signs? Don't live scared :)
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1 year
@Yash25571056 Literally just making shit up.
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6 months
@annalaura_art This is my favorite set yet. Ever. The second panel, especially, is so incredibly beautiful.
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6 months
@JoshWalkos Thanks for letting me know that my repulsion and creeping horror at those bizarre YouTube ads is warranted. A "vaccine" for RSV... a thing I'm pretty sure was invented in the past 5 years... giving it to infants in-vivo through the mother. Like hell.
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@GymBroJihad @GTAVI_Countdown Lol don't hold your breath
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8 months
@SpookyAction14 @liberty_lyss @jeremykauffman I think it's because so many people commit crimes.
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2 years
@skymelilemyks @native4data This one - I'm certain - is a parody account.
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6 months
@sonikudzu @selentelechia @MMusicanova Right - modern writers act like kids are building on the centuries of culture and entertainment that they take as obvious, instead of realizing the average 5 year old probably doesn't understand why the sun rises and sets.
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2 years
@Loring07 @GovernorVA As opposed to McAuliffe...?
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3 months
@coldhealing I like this one. The author acts as if she invented such a thing, when really any Lindy noticer can practice such at any moment of the day. But, as people's minds become increasingly compartmentalized, we'll need to hang a lampshade on little activities like this to keep track.
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1 year
@BrownBrandon503 @Slatzism It's been sitting out for days; it took her a long time to think up this hairbrained scheme.
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2 years
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2 years
@MommaGuts @genevievewelsh1 @giantgio Didn't realize you live in Mexico my b
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6 months
@mackintracey1 @_aussie17 @Jikkyleaks @SaiKate108 So, ma'am, knowing that you so confidently announced something completely wrong, what's your next move? 1. "It's real, but!" 2. "AI is taking over!" 3. Quiet reflection, synthesis, dissolution of cognitive dissonance, and not posting before you think?
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@HelvetianZH @coldhealing Objectively a 6, if she had e-girl makeup you'd give her a 9.
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@JosephKolber @heuristics @t_NYC Wait - as opposed to leaving them in a car in the parking lot all day...?
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2 years
@hockey_virtual @NickSinghTech $120k a year? Yeah I think they'll survive.
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7 months
@BillMelugin_ @realJeremyCarl @AdamShawNY @FoxNews I appreciate the information you've been sharing. I implore you to spend more time analyzing what you can instead of feeding the trolls.
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2 years
@Eclectopedic @Mitch___Lowe @maosbot Are you suggesting that masks prevent death once infected?
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8 months
@JoshWalkos Next up: mandated gene schedule to participate in society. Boys will be required to get their "aggression" genes altered to go to public school. Birth control pills will be a thing of the past - just turn the genes off and on. In-vivo designer babies, changed in the womb?
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2 years
@MmeBlackBalloon @native4data @UCLA "Extra credit if you grovel before me!"
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2 years
@FreeVoice1984 @DrJamesOlsson Pet food? If things get *that* bad the pets *are* food.
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10 months
@mattwolfgang @Andercot What did you think it was, Matt? Be honest.
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6 months
@AlphaSignalAI They lost my $20/mo subscription in about 6 hours. Worthless.
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1 year
@Sam54386048 @JM_Sadowski @chucksneedfeed @uncle_deluge @JoshuaLisec Actually no, they only kind of work in certain contexts, but it's very fun that you made up your own explanations for an acronym you didn't understand. Just so you know, "OP" is also often used for "original poster", like the first person to bring up a topic on a forum.
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3 years
@MartinKulldorff @Nike @Columbia1938 @Citi @MayoClinic @TMobile @Hersheys I'm not just boycotting, I'm never giving my business to these companies ever again. Dispicable. #addthemtothelist
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5 months
@merissahansen17 Can someone do a wellness check on this woman?
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@femcelgirlfren I would have never guessed you were actually a woman.
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2 years
@TheSkeletalPoet @libsoftiktok You didn't need a book about dudes masturbating together, you needed parents who guided you and kept you off the internet.
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@Tumblrsupport @duskvortex S'alright I'm already in the process of deleting everything.
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1 year
@BrophHaas @charlesmurray Advanced math "explanations" on Wikipedia suffer from this.
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@DebraDebra54us @RonColeman @BarbraStreisand There's a lot going on in this xeet.
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1 year
@fst_nml @GoRexGrossman They eat everything. As far as I know the only things you have to watch for are certain toxic invasives and hoof problems. Also goats are tricksy bastards and will try their darndest to escape. I herded a small flock (no fence) once... they're jerks lol. Will be an investment.
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@laurenlself Neat idea. Wish you luck. I guess the seller gets e.g. 500k instead of 400k because the interest rate is so favorable? Try it somewhere in Virginia, would be cool.
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1 year
@tlhonolo_ @DontWorryBoutB Starts with a "v" and ends with "axene"
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2 years
People who even implied this were called murderers.
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CNN's @DrLeanaWen admits the U.S. has been dramatically overcounting Covid deaths, says we need to start separating actual Covid deaths from deaths with Covid
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@benkohlmann @moonbeamdreams_ Why was your friend's father targeted?
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@KojimaErgoSum @lisatomic5 Could a science please confirm?
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@dragonspeeder @Jetskigrizzly Ah yes see with inflation the plastic pennies will actually hold value and be worth 30x a real penny in a few years' time so better to spend 12x on the plastic ones it's a finance thing.
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1 year
@mariots @nearcyan Having trouble understanding your point. The money used to build the bridge didn't evaporate, and the bridge itself actually generated new economic dynamism in the area whereas the nets do nothing.
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@Indian_Bronson @lacaille8760 Except that implies street-level retail. This is four-over-nothing.
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2 years
@stone3Clare @pinciukas1 @maosbot They test far less per capita (that's the rate) than the US or Europe.
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2 years
@epsalon @united This is a parody account, right? ...right?
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2 years
@LycanthropeNoir @FischerKing64 @NealBruceBC If the rook takes the bishop, the queen has to take it back or else just be taken herself (can't move because the king is behind her). *Then* the knight can fork the queen, rook, and king.
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11 months
@liorsela @TheChiefNerd How tf you gonna pay $8 a month to *not* use the edit button.
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@Gyra_Solune @fatfabfeminist As opposed to automobile production under communism! which... stole an entire German factory to reproduce middle-class budget vehicles that only Party members could own.
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1 year
@KashPrime @Bob_Wachter Oh wait, you're not joking. Hahahahaha
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6 months
@reddit_lies The Richmond subreddit was pretty blatant about it.
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2 years
@ShirleyYooggest @jasonselvig Dear Shirley: I hope that when a mob of armed convicted felons and child rapists hunt you down, you get the defense you think Kyle deserved.
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1 year
@TexasLindsay_ High of 72°
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@MattZeitlin Had a couchsurfer from Britain lose his mind at the waitress refilling his coffee. Over there you just get an ounce of mud in a tiny teacup with a little biscuit on the side.
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2 years
@MrStyzz @AJ_0739 @POTUS Reported for misinformation.
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@TexasLindsay_ The real question is - why hasn't every active person succumbed? Ticking time bombs, or just... different? We know there were likely placebos and different juice in each batch, but how can it be this random?
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1 year
@Iancdougie You've crammed every trope imaginable into this.
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@wanyeburkett "People have lifestyle preferences" only ever goes in one direction.
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@JayLender1 @mburv Right. It would be like if Nissan got $5 every time this guy drove to work (and the factory workers got nothing). Which... seems reasonable. Why should cartoonists get paid differently than them? Although you're already advocating for seizing the means of production, so.
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@BretWeinstein @FringeViews You've been very generous. I think part of the problem is that it's easier to lash out against your own side than Goliath. Also, I don't know who this woman is, and might assume she's self-promoting; I'm sure many who saw you for the first time on Tucker are wary of the same.
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@rt7683 @JohnnyAshworth @jason_willz1 @TheChiefNerd You're claiming selection bias. I'm asking exactly how biased it is. We're talking rates not raw numbers and I'm kind of asking about that distinction specifically, so "most" doesn't matter. Also 70% is a garbage efficacy rate.
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@soncharm They'll find a way to ruin it but people are mad this is corny when Fallout is pretty damned corny.
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2 years
@CindyB_717 @Tr00peRR I'm gonna come take a shit on your front porch and when you accost me I'll tell you it'll be gone in a week, mind your own business.
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@Robot_Brains It's less the lack of flavors and more the other ingredients that would make me never buy one of these. Soy lecithin, weird thickeners, "natural flavors", and preservatives guaranteed. But also can you do swirls?? + I want to see more stuff like basil and honey in icecream.
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@dr_handler @statnews Have not firefighters literally started home and forest fires in order to give themselves work/glory/something to do?
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1 year
@fst_nml @GoRexGrossman Might as well get goats.
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@sarahsansoni @MrAndyNgo @VCU @KristanHawkins It's Lee, not Jefferson, nor is it in downtown or referred to as Monument Row.
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@generousfarm @feribrat99 In Virginia you're not allowed to grow your own cotton. It's a reasonable concern.
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1 year
@BriBodega @tlhonolo_ @DontWorryBoutB I only bring up the vaxx because it's the silent elephant in the room - I'm much more interested in what's actually *true*, so thank you for sharing. I hope whatever is going on with your cycle gets better. Maybe the whole country got a bum batch of something.
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@seanmdav That's because Virginia has open primaries (you don't even have to register a party, just pick ballot) and the vast majority of Haley voters are literally Biden voters. Just look at the local subreddits in Virginia for people openly plotting to spoiler vote.
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@JayLender1 @mburv Yeah in your case I can see getting paid - you didn't take the financial risk but you did literally create parts of the show and thus ongoing financial gain. Hope you don't watch your episodes and get angry - they make people happy.
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@HilkeLinda @RandPaul Nobody asked me.
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1 year
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@Object_Zero_ @AlecStapp "Political loyalty" is such an odd (incorrect) way to put it that, ironically, shows you're of the Democrat-leaning ideological class that, yes, eventually, people who didn't get mRNA injections could rally against as it became clear there were extra-medical goals to compliance.
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@Indian_Bronson Yes he's cringe. But you should be willing to die for what you believe in.
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@drrollergator Is this guy supposed to be someone, or are we just keeping him around to poke fun at him?
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1 year
@Trad_Wife_Mom @motherpilled It's a thickener made from algae which has been pretty much proven to cause stomach ulcers. It's banned in Europe.
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Who's got the most powerful genes?Sons who look like their father/mother, or daughters who do?
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