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Relationship counselor! Cruise Master! Irreligious lover of God!

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@Prof_Somebody
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Ask the average Naija girl what she brings to the table in a relationship and she eithers gets angry or starts stuttering, whilst listing things like "peace of mind", "emotional support" "love" (the one you shares with you and 7 other guys o) etc. But all hell will be let loose..
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@Prof_Somebody
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@genmxn You deserve a woman who isn't afraid to hurt other men's feelings to protect yours.
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@Prof_Somebody
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@PenTitan Plot twist: the dream is to marry a successful man. 😂
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@Prof_Somebody
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@Wizarab10 If it was a man reporting that his wife did this to him, we'd be hearing, "it's because of how you treated her". Now, tell me what the son did here.
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@Prof_Somebody
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6 months
@oku_yungx Mourinho says Peseiro is his best football friend, so it's understandable.
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@Prof_Somebody
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5 months
@Wizarab10 For me, the problem isn't even supporting Tinubu but how needlessly vile and condescending they were in their arrogance. Trying to taunt others after he "won". It would have been excusable if someone out of sincere ignorance believed that he was the answer, but insulting anyone
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@Prof_Somebody
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@DailyLoud You see the problem with Nigerians? This guy gave out money that's nothing to him, but because it's so much, instead of you to be happy for the lucky person he gave, you're making it look like he did something wrong.
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@Prof_Somebody
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@tess_szn Does this apply to girls too?
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@Prof_Somebody
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@ojje_oj @PenTitan Except when they're trying to claim divorce settlements.
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@Prof_Somebody
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@qveenkalie_ Breastfeed me
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@Prof_Somebody
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@Rainmaker1973 I remember this just like yesterday. One of the best opening ceremonies I've witnessed
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@Prof_Somebody
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@creepydotorg Lol. She like, are you kidding, bro?
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@Prof_Somebody
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@ThaBoyYom Is farming a joke to you, man?
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@Prof_Somebody
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@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 How evil could someone be to do this?
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@Prof_Somebody
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@PenTitan @Wizarab10 Lol. Unserious people. They are the standard for double standards
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@Prof_Somebody
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@Wizarab10 Jolly good fellow soldiers >>>>
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@Prof_Somebody
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@ThaBoyYom Nothing but the truth. In uni, ordinary "I pass my neighbour" makes you a hot cake to babes who needed to charge. They charge and get charged. With the current situation of the economy, I won't be surprised if some are even knacking because of garri.
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@Prof_Somebody
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4 months
@Wizarab10 I don't have a problem with you loving money, provided it's your money you love. "A man who loves you will do this and that." What will a woman who loves you do?
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@Prof_Somebody
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@FabrizioRomano That's a good manager right there. Sometimes, fans and the media are too harsh on these guys
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@Prof_Somebody
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@Wizarab10 Provided she's not a minor and you both consent, what's the big deal?
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@Prof_Somebody
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@Wizarab10 Why will you take your wife to your mum cos she's pregnant?
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@Prof_Somebody
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@Wizarab10 This is too accurate
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@Prof_Somebody
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@BRICSinfo @WatcherGuru Everybody finally keying in. Crypto is the future. You either join the train now or be left behind. Good news. TO THE MOOON
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@Prof_Somebody
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@w_terrence @TateTheTalisman We feast on their tears. Trump for POTUS again
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@Prof_Somebody
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@Wizarab10 It's social media, where everyone is a billionaire until Don Jazzy starts giveaway.
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@Prof_Somebody
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@MHairkoh It's business. Go where the money is
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@Prof_Somebody
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@Wizarab10 Guess the camp
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@Prof_Somebody
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5 months
Why should you even think you're overreacting? Guys of nowadays ALWAYS want to look for ways to blame themselves for everything. This is what years of accepting constant gaslighting does to the psych of a person. You need to leave first of all for your sanity.
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Getting angry is not the problem but how you reacted when you were angry is the issue. You acted poorly I'm sure. Don't you know how to pay attention without interference? Now you know what you're dating. You should have just smiled and start planning your exit.
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@Prof_Somebody
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5 months
Girls, can you approach a guy you like to tell him how you feel?
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@Prof_Somebody
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@Wizarab10 South shout to the soldiers who made it fun.
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@Prof_Somebody
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6 months
@Pearlpelay1 @Seyi__ So it's material things that show someone likes you? It makes sense why some of you allow yourselves to be subjected to all forms of abuse provided there's money.
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@Prof_Somebody
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@Wizarab10 "under the sun and in the rain" is not joke
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@Prof_Somebody
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@Wizarab10 Go and see her parents and marry her. I hate nonsense.
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@Prof_Somebody
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@Wizarab10 😂😂🤣
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@Prof_Somebody
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@Wizarab10 Lol. Update us next week; by then you must have either flipped the $75 to $1m or blown the account.
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@Prof_Somebody
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@pablothetrainer @genmxn They are. Quite few, I admit
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@Prof_Somebody
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@BrianGCN @Morris_Monye What are you saying? Is there a uniform price for PMS in all countries?
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@Prof_Somebody
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@BabyDogeCoin We going to the moon. Doge to the world
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@Prof_Somebody
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Just setting up my Twitter. #myfirstTweet
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@Prof_Somebody
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@brfootball Nobody's touching him right now. Man on fire
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@Prof_Somebody
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@itsSh0la @NeverSleeps62 They have their audience. For me, I laugh and ignore
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@Prof_Somebody
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@RBehiel @pronounced_kyle Thank you for the detailed explanation of superconductivity and the challenges associated with understanding and predicting its behavior in different materials. It's fascinating to learn about the intricate interplay between electron pairing mechanisms, crystal structures, and
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@Prof_Somebody
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@MrMekzy_ 1. She slept with him. 2. The guy is dating himself. 3. The babe has zero regard for him. Tour of the city because she's a tour guide? God forbid
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@Prof_Somebody
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@bbb ele tem razão
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@Prof_Somebody
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@Siddeeq_ @Wizarab10 No jokes. But I'll still leave without a second thought
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@Prof_Somebody
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@davibritof Davi está certo
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@Prof_Somebody
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@Wizarab10 God bless you. The same way they try to fool gullible men that every unreasonable behaviour by some women is "women's behaviour", eg nagging for no reason. This is a team comprising women who have decided they don't want to do better and the simps accepting bottom barrel
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@Prof_Somebody
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@Wizarab10 If it's not your money, you have no right to it. Entitlement mentality kills
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@Prof_Somebody
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@TateTheTalisman This is a fact many seem to get twisted. Elon can't be gaslighted into fighting a war he has no interest in. People are just too emotional about everything
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@Prof_Somebody
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@davibritof Não gosto de pessoas que comercializam a fé
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@Prof_Somebody
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@caughtoffside @FabrizioRomano I love how Real are going about the football business, not just throwing insane money at players like my Manchester United.
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@Prof_Somebody
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@BabyDogeCoin Massive news for the weekend. Baby Doge to the world
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@Prof_Somebody
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@talk2veee Someone has been stealing my son's milk. He's just a year plus. People are wicked. Milk that's more expensive that normal Peak fa
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@Prof_Somebody
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@ThaBoyYom Why do people do these things? You want to worship your God and you set a camera first? Lol
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@Prof_Somebody
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@PenTitan "Babe, I told you about him na." Girls do this stuff a lot, especially if they fear you might find out about them from someone else. Don't fall
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@Prof_Somebody
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@DailyLoud That'll be a hit surely.
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@Prof_Somebody
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@Wizarab10 Small but mighty. 😂
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@Prof_Somebody
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@Wizarab10 Who makes these rules, FGS? Imagine going to visit someone and you need to take a dump but have to leave to do it somewhere else. Does that make any sense?
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@Prof_Somebody
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5 months
The moment someone says, "thank you very much for that question", just know that they're about to say rubbish. They don't have the answer.
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@Prof_Somebody
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@Hightenson0 @Wizarab10 She can't act that way. It's wrong. He might overlook because it's his mum, but it doesn't make her right.
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@Prof_Somebody
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@Wizarab10 It's got nothing to do with Christianity fr. They just know that cohabitation will expose them quickly. No freedom to cheat with reckless abandon.
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@Prof_Somebody
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@DailyLoud That's some daring move though.
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@Prof_Somebody
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@BrianGCN @Morris_Monye First, stop making unverified claims. Petrol price isn't lowest in Nigeria. A litre of petrol costs less than 30 naira. Secondly, with all ur subsidy talks, could you please explain how that affects Dangote who will be getting crude oil locally?
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@Prof_Somebody
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@DailyLoud Great duo
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@Prof_Somebody
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6 months
10 of the funniest Twitter VAR checks found this week. The last two are insane. 18+ only. 🔞 Check thread
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@Prof_Somebody
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@DailyLoud 70k this week. Who's with me?
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@Prof_Somebody
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5 months
Personally, some of my realest gees are guys I've never met. We do business and all without even knowing how to find eachother if need be, but the trust is there.
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YOM🗣️
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Was telling one guy how I haven’t met most of the close people I bant with on the TL IRL before, baba no believe Said he thought we had a group-chat where we collectively dish out contents from 🤣
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@Prof_Somebody
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@DailyLoud Now, this is crazy. I hope the coach is brought to book. Children need to be able to feel safe around adults for crying out loud.
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@Wizarab10 Ask him if he watches pórn or masturbates. This is one of the things those habits can cause. That's why we keep warning young guys to steer clear of them
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@Prof_Somebody
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@PenTitan It's always giving purrrr when it's not done around their man
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@Prof_Somebody
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As a man, the day you realise that you don't have to sleep with every babe who opens for you is the day you truly mature.
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@DukeofB0urdil0n @itsSh0la That's because we won o. You'd be saying a different thing if those new guys missed
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@arojinle1 @Wizarab10 They're unreasonable.
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@Prof_Somebody
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@centralreality Gretchen tem razão
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@Prof_Somebody
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I've been on an engagement spree since morning, but nobody's noticing. Time to face ONLY my real mutuals. If you've engaged me today and I'm yet to reciprocate, call my attention.
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@Prof_Somebody
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@9jagossip @Wizarab10 I used the irony punctuation for a reason.
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@Prof_Somebody
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"Baby, I'm pregnant." Reply as someone who only wanted to chop and clean mouth
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@Prof_Somebody
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@reignofglitter @PenTitan They see nothing wrong with passing the night at a "he's just a friend"'s house too, but their man liking someone's pic is d prob
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@Prof_Somebody
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@Wizarab10 🤣🤣😂
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@Prof_Somebody
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@HugoGloss Ela é tão boa
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@Prof_Somebody
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@nfr_podcast Keep cooking, Ye. We trust you
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@Prof_Somebody
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@HugoGloss São as duas coisas, na minha opinião.
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@Prof_Somebody
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@DailyLoud Always looking sharp
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@Prof_Somebody
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Did I engage you well enough today or I need to fix up?
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@Prof_Somebody
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Why do some people return to their ex?
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@Prof_Somebody
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I can walk away from anybody without ever missing them. Like, I won't hate you, but I just remove all emotional attachments.
@khanofkhans11_
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What’s your best TRAIT?
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@Prof_Somebody
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@DailyLoud Why Ghana though? Nigeria is a better choice
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@Prof_Somebody
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"We only kissed and romanced a bit. I swear, nothing happened." 😂
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@Prof_Somebody
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@DailyLoud That's what we're talking about.
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@Prof_Somebody
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4 months
You're cheating on your serious boyfriend with another guy, even feeding the bobo with ur serious bf's money. You then find out that the new guy has another woman, and you're saying "men are scum". Make it make sense, anty.
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@Prof_Somebody
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A single mum of seven kids most likely isn't looking for love or necessarily interested in you as a man. Most times, she just needs a father for her kids because she's finding it difficult to carry the load alone, and you offered to be that.
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As a young unmarried man, if you marry a woman with 7 kids, I'll judge you.
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@Prof_Somebody
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@eddy4showw @Wizarab10 We who're fortunate to not have useless mums are blessed. Because this issue should never have come up
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