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Is it time to entertain the idea that the thing Donald Trump has on Graham isn't actually the thing we all assume it is and is in fact something legitimately dark?
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In case you're wondering, the RIP FRANCE hashtag currently trending is from Nazis who are sad they lost.
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Courtney: "How old is he? Like 70?"
Me: "He's 60. They're the same age."
Courtney: "...."
Me: "He's Minnesota 60."
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As a Brit, I can tell you that The Great British Bake Off's Mexican Week episode is pretty much a perfect masterclass for the uninitiated on the very specific kind of casual racism that is British casual racism.
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@RottenInDenmark
"I was offered gender-affirming care from my doctor for no other reason than I had insisted to my doctor that I needed gender-affirming care, this is a scandal."
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"Well, we never colonized Mexico so we don't know very much about it but here's a sombrero, an interpretation of tortillas based solely on the description in a British cookbook from 1968, and everything I gleaned from watching 'Coco' once."
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@alexsteed
I once bought a pack of cigarettes in Massachusetts using as my proof of age a ticket stub to an 18 and over Soul Coughing show I went to at Axis when I was 16. Still one of my top five life accomplishments.
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@Timcast
The Holocaust was famously a series of instances of people being denied entry to museums for refusing life-saving free medicine that also helped protect their fellow citizens and HISTORY IS REPEATING ITSELF.
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Kids like Star Wars references so when I have to explain to my classes that gender and sex are two different things and that gender is a social construct I'll usually go "So you know how C3PO is a boy? And how he also doesn't have a penis?"
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Hi! I'd just like to politely remind everyone while you're all here that you can engage with this without descending into homophobia and slurs!
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@Bendladylawyer
I think that's probably right. And when Graham tried to break emphatically from Trump post J6, I THINK he was counting on overwhelming support from his colleagues to provide cover to counteract any Trump blackmail. And that never happened. So he went straight back.
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@Timcast
Seen in local liquor store, demanding medically unnecessary shirt, so much for "never again".
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@adribbleofink
If I were Stephen Amell I'd actually be very excited to have a plausible alternative narrative as to why I'm not getting any work.
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@EricVBailey
I didn't realize I had spent several minutes engaged in a conversation with Drew Barrymore until it was pointed out to me in broken English by a Vietnamese Buddhist monk.
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@ChakiFunkWizard
Heard Immunity
The Superspreaders
Operation Ivermectin
Hydroxy and the Chloroquines
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@IwriteOK
Conservatives - "Free speech is absolute!"
Anyone - "Okay, I'm firing this person to express my disdain for her pro-Nazi beliefs"
Conservatives - "No I meant, like, corporations should be able to vote."
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@TheOnion
@travis_view
Look, The Onion, just because there is no actual difference between real life and satire now doesn't mean you can get lazy and just report actual facts.
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What they tell you capitalism will create vs what capitalism actually creates
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Seems like a good opportunity to remind everybody that "I don't support either side" always and only means "I am incredibly right-wing."
I. Don't. Support. Either. Side. Politically. Not the left, not the right. Im about supporting people and restoring local communities.
Now, go breath some fresh air and relax. Please? :) I'm not worth obsessing over, I promise. Go spend time with your loved ones.
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@speterdavis
@RottenInDenmark
When I was younger I broke my arm and I had to have surgery on it and it just makes you wonder how many other people they're doing surgery on, y'know?
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Return of the King is obviously the best Lord of the Rings movie, but Fellowship of the Ring is kind of the *best* Lord of the Rings movie, y'know?
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@jk_rowling
In exactly the same way the Confederacy was only standing up for states' rights.
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Reminding everyone of this Nate Silver tweet tonight for no reason
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Maybe it's just me, but going from "Trump is America's Hitler" to "I changed my mind" needs TWO OR THREE interstitial steps of clarification.
Because going from "that guy's Hitler" to "no actually he's fine" is ACTUALLY QUITE A BIG SWING.
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@IwriteOK
Actually he wasn't stabbed, he was overdosing on drugs when a knife happened to enter his body
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@notgwendalupe
Aw remember when George W. Bush was the best reason to be ashamed you're from Texas before *gestures at everything in Texas now*?
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@michaelharriot
I don't, but then, unlike all white people who do say it, I'm not a racist.
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Hey remember that time Johnny Depp killed River Phoenix?
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@ArtisanPubPizza
It's the delivery of the casual racism - not the *fact* of it - that is uniquely, exquisitely British.
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@timheidecker
@MattWalshBlog
We all remember the first time we saw a heterosexual couple in public and our parents had no choice but to describe in graphic detail how they fuck, because that's just the way things work.
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@rothschildmd
In fairness a lot of unvaccinated people are too busy not being alive anymore to be afraid.
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@lolumOKUR
I always treat my body like a temple but it's the temple of Jerusalem and it's 70 AD and I'm Rome.
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@theserfstv
Okay but how does he know that's his wife if he famously doesn't know what a woman is?
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I know we like to roll our eyes at Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez for being terrible and toxic in relationships, but she used to date Diddy and he used to date Gwyneth Paltrow, two of history's greatest monsters, so maybe cut them both some slack.
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@alexsteed
Here's how the conversation went:
Cashier - Can I see your ID?
Me - Ah, I forgot my wallet! *reaches into pocket* Wait! I have this! *pulls out stub* I went to this show! And it's 18 and over!
Cashier - *looks at stub* Are you a cop?
Me - No.
Cashier - *looks at stub* Sure, okay.
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@nycsouthpaw
The New York Times: "His opponent Kamala Harris also drew a crowd of more than 200 people."
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@HistoryNed
My field is religious studies. The answer is The Da Vinci Code. There is no close second.
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@fiImgal
@HilarieAshton
This is a technicality, Stanley Tucci's busy schedule did not allow him time to exist in 2023.
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@JosephPatrice
I think the fact that Republicans have no actual principles and never face any consequences for anything will probably help him out on that front.
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Nobody has enjoyed their moment in the specific way that Emily Kohrs is enjoying her moment.
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@IwriteOK
We can all relate to being in line at Starbucks and wishing strangers would ask us why we don't get along with our moms.
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Honestly missed the bulk of the substance of this one because I was too fixated on whether Peter would ever pick up on the Shirley Manson joke.
Episode 23: The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck
A lot of self-help books pitch a shallow, atomizing worldview tinged with reactionary ideology. But what if one of those books used profanity?
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@michaelharriot
(I do, however, seethe with rage every time a white conservative uses it, because they are once again stealing and corrupting a term that originated in Black justice circles and, as always, belittling the cause of civil rights as a threat to their permanent cultural supremacy)
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@IwriteOK
Where was the US Marshal? I thought they were there to keep us safe from religious extremists on planes.
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The number of responses to this tweet that have just outright put words in my mouth and responsed to things I didn't say is...well, entirely predictable, actually, but still hilarious.
Keep being you, citizens of Twitter, you sweet flowers.
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@JohnFugelsang
Fundamentalist: "THE BIBLE IS INERRANT AND IT IS CLEAR!!"
*literally quotes The Bible to show where it refutes fundamentalist's thesis*
Fundamentalist: "Well, look, you really have to understand it in context..."
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@becca_oneal
Also my understanding is that she's in trouble for doing just basically white guy capitalism?
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@richardmarx
The monarchy does serve an important purpose, in that it siphons off a lot of nationalistic instincts into unelected, ceremonial positions. As such, it allows democracy to exist with a much reduced risk of a jingoistic cult of personality emerging, like Donald Trump.
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@emilystjams
There is a third gender about how Wales and Philadelphia are both the same place but that might not count due to the way international cultural norms skew sociological categories.
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"NoW rEpUbLiCaNs WiLL fEeL EmBoLdEnEd tO CaLL DeMoCrAtS cOmMuNiStS!1!!"
My brother in Christ...
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@jeisrael
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Honestly, "if we retweet enough times it will fix the problem!" is no more magical thinking than "if we cut taxes enough times it will fix the problem!"
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You're probably going to be seeing this picture a lot in the coming months ♥️
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@NoahShachtman
Welcome to GETTR, the place where Cancel Culture is CANCELED and free speech is ABSOLUTE.
Please no swearing and note the following groups and ideologies are banned from this platform...
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@MikeCranny
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Antifascists are fascists. Right. Got it.
Check out these fascist fucks, then:
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@thebadstats
Peterson really going all in on the "killed 30 people in Florida over a 7 year span before getting caught 10 years ago" look and it sure suits him.
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@kenklippenstein
No that's just a new number, the biggest - really the biggest, it's tremendous - number that's ever been. Nobody could believe the number, nobody's ever seen anything like it.
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If you genuinely believe forcing a 10-year-old to give birth to her rapist's baby is *less* immoral than an abortion, I sincerely, genuinely think you are a broken person.
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But also like maybe we shouldn't be okay with living in a country where Joy Behar has to think of ways for cops not to murder people.
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@th_spot
This show completely misunderstands the character of Kermit by including Nanny and Summer, and don't give me that "it's a kids show" excuse, so was Muppets Tonight, TMS, etc.
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@maplecocaine
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A) Punk was all about being woke and cancelling shit and B) Cancel Culture would be a fucking dope name for a punk band
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J.K. R**ling's probably like "referring to L3-37 as 'she' erases women".
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@joshgondelman
This is the man who complained he wasn't afforded due process *for a job interview*.
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@JudgeJoeBrownTV
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Imagine being so devoid of empathy that you can only conceive of caring about future generations if it concerns your own biological offspring.
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@Gashley_Kate
To be fair the Conservative Party destroyed Britain first but, yeah, better late than never
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I bet Andrew Yang is being annoying right now
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@AntheaButler
I forget - was one of his verified miracles the successful shielding of untold numbers of child sex predators?
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@IwriteOK
Moral righteousness + an excuse to inflict suffering on oneself = priest boners
I teach theology, I know this shit.
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@edillades
@caitlinmoriah
She knows the original movie, like, still exists right?
Anyway, as a handrawn lion I guess I can kinda relate.
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@kenklippenstein
Bob Iger should be forced to explain what his actual job is with a rough dollar estimate of the value of each of his tasks. That would probably get him to resign or shut up pretty quickly.
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There is no version of reality where this should be true and it not mean that all these people now have negative-thirty-eight billion dollar left.
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