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Dennis Miller once called me the Van Gogh of failed bits. i did’t get the reference until many years after my death.
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Please Help Trooper. This poor boy has been tortured as a bait dog. Whatever you can give will help. Thank you.
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@sleepisocialist
It gets even more awesome! Fair, Isaac and Company (FICO) created the FICO score to get around the Equal Opportunity Credit Act of 1974 that prohibits collecting data for credit discrimination and offer that data to overseas markets to boost sales during the '80s recession.
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@pstokesbooks
@johnsemley3000
It is called the “White Christmas” Episode of Black Mirror Season 2 also on Netflix.
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@ajc
Once you pop you can’t stop... or park or reverse or avoid oncoming traffic or pass a field sobriety test...
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The
@MikeSirois
&
@oldwaver
pairing needs to be a recurring
@dfwticket
show. Their natural chemistry seems like they've been working together for years. Always interesting, unexpected and funny - it is such a complimentary change of pace from the other excellent Ticket fare.
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𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐏!
Shelter has taken 50 dogs and is 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐲. $𝟏𝟎 𝐀𝐝𝐨𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 include spay/neuter, microchip and vaccinations.
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@emiIyrae
@AdorabIeAnimal
Ah, these bots never learn. The key ingredient to any good fitness scam is always adding a dash of Tony Little.
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@philaheather
You should consult an Attorney that specializes in employment law. This sounds like fraud may have been committed.
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Hi
@theoldgreywolf
!
Old TB12 could really learn a lot from you on how to do retirement the right way.
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@artiequitter
You mean the Retreat rehab center that let you out on the weekends to go party with your friends at clubs didn’t work?
What a shocker!
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@KCAnimalService
- can you please investigate this possible animal cruelty and call in
@KernCoSheriff
to help get the dog to safety if needed.
@Ash_Pro1
@acevonjohnson
@bvanhoovan
@reddogsusie
🆘🆘German Shepherd 1 yo reportedly locked in cage 24/7. No food, house, bed. Humans just got him off
#Craiglist
Refuse to give up dog. Officials say this is OK. Shafter Animal Control 661.746.2140 Kern County Sheriff's Office 661.764.5613
#dog
#dogrights
#animalrights
#adopt
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@HuskerVB
Harper Murray when asked if this is the year to get Nebraska: “We’re gonna win the next 3 National Championships”.
Bekka Allick in response: “Fuck Ya!”
If this doesn’t light a fire for your passion for the sport and supporting these elite athletes nothing will.
Go Big Red.
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I miss the Twitter of yore where the worst DMs were dick pics & not automated responses w/ links to some SoundCloud page or YouTube channel.
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@JodiGug3
@daxshepard
There’s unbelievable pressure on Dax to ensure that his shirt doesn’t wash-out or clash with Kristen’s outfits. I’m proud he made the brave decision to throw fashion to the wind and go with the mutest blue possible.
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@bvanhoovan
@Ash_Pro1
@SuperDave9113
@PilotTroy
@LuvPugFDN
@LuvPug
@reddogsusie
@acevonjohnson
A little good news to brighten your day.
#Rescue
#AdoptDontShop
#kindness
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The most talented content creator on social media platforms.
What if Lil Nas X's INDUSTRY BABY was by Michael Bublé?
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@JustinMonty
I once held the door open for Mino at the Village Apartments gym. Instead of saying “Thank you” he lifted his shirt, pointed to his abs and sneered “You don’t get to 3% body fat by standing around holding doors all day, fatty.” He then gut punched me and bear-crawled away.
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Many of the most mentally and emotionally tough people on Earth are animal rescue workers and fosters. Day after day they see the worst of humanity and strive to make it a better world for the abused and neglected lives they save. It's thankless, never-ending work. I salute you.
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Hi
@gordonkeith
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Everything is lining up the way we were told it would. ITS…. ALL…. HAPPENING!!!!
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Make this an Actual Good Friday, adopt Nacho and make a new life.
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@bvanhool
How much $$$ to get a blanket or pillow for her to lay on? If I can purchase it will someone get it to her?
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@BillyCorben
You can’t damage an Outback Steakhouse, you can only hope to not trip over the broken dreams of the wait staff.
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@RobertWilonsky
Folks are being way too hard on old Dwaine. For the good of the city and the children, he did refuse to take the bribe money in plastic bags and insisted it be delivered in recycled paper bags instead.
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@bubbaprog
When knew Kermit the Frog called games for the Bucs?
“They were blitzing up the middle and…”
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@kelly__le
Definitely avoid the documentary about how Kraft Food Corp finds and traps 57 kids named “Heinz” each week to make the sauce with.
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Twitter: The only place where you can go by the name "BlowjobWhoreCockCunt" and have the moral high ground to criticize & block other folks.
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I’ve spent some time in hell and I gotta admit it isn’t really that bad. In fact, it’s rather lovely. It is basically like New Mexico except without all the turquoise jewelry.
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@johnwraines
&
@acevonjohnson
- with your permission I would like to allocate my $100 pledge to the rescue group that takes in Mario. If a group doesn’t come forward then I will donate it to the rescue of your choosing.
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Welp, see ya later Norm!
Next up on the Little Ticket, we welcome back
@MikeSirois
&
@CashSports
.
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Puppy tortured by being dipped in burnt motor oil. Please share and help!
@Ash_Pro1
@KeithOlbermann
@dodo
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An OnlyFans account. But for me having to pull up my shorts every time they fall down when bending over to fix the wireless router.
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Gypsy - this sweet gal has it all! Please open your home and heart to her.
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@Ash_Pro1
@whitepeonyfarm
please help me spread the word. Thank you!
𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐏!
Shelter has taken 50 dogs and is 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐲. $𝟏𝟎 𝐀𝐝𝐨𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 include spay/neuter, microchip and vaccinations.
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@reddogsusie
Is there a way for me to purchase pillows/blankets for the person filming this video to get to Marvin in the kennel? Maybe through Amazon or WalMart online?
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@acevonjohnson
@PilotTroy
Please spread the word. We need to get this Sargent a loving and safe forever barracks.
Sargent
#A757922
#AdoptDontShop
#fosterdog
#FostersSaveLives
#fostering
#adoptaNoCompres
#LosAngeles
#dogsoftwitter
#california
#RescueDogs
#rescueismyfavouritebreed
Devore Animal Shelter
☎️ (909) 386-9820
19777 Shelter Way
San Bernardino, CA 92407
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@YouTubeTV
@TheRealBuzz
Ironically, the filmed highlights of the 1941 World Series is what inspired Stanley Kubrick to film the Moon Landing in 1969.
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@nasrene41
Ace is very handsome. He deserves love and a forever family. Please bring this gorgeous guy home.
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No Worries.
Judging by neon pink foam steering wheel cover on your '97 civic it's an important text. I'll catch the next green light.
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@AstronomerAmber
No offense, but if the AI work was progressing couldn’t it just stay home and perform the Astrophysics work for you so you didn’t need to carry any laptops?
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@corbydavidson
Look who showed up all the way from Grand Prairie just to show respect. Game recognizes game.
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Please RT and Share. Poor Kiwi needs a hero to rescue her now.
@acevonjohnson
@newstart43
@LuvPugFDN
@CeruleanGates
@KillNoAnimals
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Remember to always Be Yourself.
Except when it comes to getting a job, finding a spouse, visiting family at the holidays, drinking alone...
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I gotta go workout so I can look good enough to be on Twitter all day.
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Hi
@JustinMonty
!
‘Memba that time you used your Make-A-Wish to meet Kevin James at the NFL draft?
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@Pitt_VB
As a Nebraska fan, it was an honor to watch your team compete. The fantastic passing combined with the powerful arms of Member-Meneh, Lund and Gray overwhelmed the Huskers’ defense most of the night - the strength of our team. Congrats on a great season and a brighter future.
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@NYorNothing
Crap! I’ve got to delete my DM series of “yes”/“no” questions regarding your favorite “Naked and Afraid” episodes.
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Thank you
@alispagnola
!
You’ve inspired me to modify my Bowflex PR3000 to make affordable high-quality Afghan rugs while I work out.
...now my stationary bike makes ice cream while I work out
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Practice good social contact. Bring a new family member home to get out of the house more often with.
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