I’m already tired in my next life

RT @heatherjs: A wardrobe style service, except for cats.

RT @RodLacroix: I hope they don’t ban TikTok because it’s the only thing keeping my wife awake when we watch Netflix.

RT @heatherjs: I felt like I needed a facelift, so I told myself a joke.

RT @LuvPug: The best part of The Wizard of Oz is when Glenda says only bad witches are ugly, then she asks Dorothy if she's a good witch or…

@AboveCloudLevel Thank you so much!

Women’s bathroom stalls are wild

@Mardigroan And I don’t mean the Rachel from friends

@Piecezilla Except they didn’t

@SaltyMacTavish @jk_rowling @VictoriaPeckham Considering she’s a fantasy author you’d think she would have done a little research over the person she’s claiming to be transgender, who IS NOT. It’s not like it’s rocket science ffs

@peachontwitta @octopuscaveman When/if the time comes I can definitely help you find another who needs you as much as you’ll need them 💗

@octopuscaveman I’m so sorry… I know you’ll miss him forever, and the love he gave you deserves to be honored like that 🐾💗

I don’t see movies in a theater very often, but when I do, by the time commercials are over I forget what I came to see

RT @ElayneBoosler: Can anyone @ CA foster or adopt these 2 Siberian Huskies, Buddy (11) and Bebe (3). Dad lost his home, has tried every re…

@TheBoydP I’m so sorry Boyd 💗

RT @UncleBob56: Calm down Amazon reviews. I haven't even received my hot dog toaster yet.

RT @UncleBob56: It's not the heat, it's the stupidity.

RT @ddsmidt: My life alert bracelet says “alcohol usually calms her down.”

RT @LuvPug: I didn’t ghost you, you were sucking all the positive energy I had left in me and I needed to save myself