peach 🍑🇵🇸
@peachontwitta
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getting people drunk for a living since ‘08. please don’t fall in love with me.
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The greatest American lie is that people from every other country wish they lived here. They don’t.
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I’ve learned in my 27 years of life that you cannot send 2 questions to a man in the same text message, or separate messages before receiving a reply to the first one. You will only get an answer to one of your questions. Simple creatures. Slow down for them.
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*just paid off my car and one of my credit cards*
Ohh! A credit alert! I bet this will be good!
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I know this is normal. I am simply saying it’s fucking stupid. thanks!
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I gasped
constantly thinking about this one time in 2021 when a white woman yelled "go back to your country" during a pro-pаlestine protest and one dude goes "girl that's what they're trying to do" 😭
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Muting this.
American exceptionalism is a lie told to you to make you feel okay about not having healthcare.
xoxo,
peachy
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Just mad bc I was finally over 800 and now what? Trade my car in so I can have a car payment again? LMAO FUCK THAT
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I’ve gotten enough “I know people who want to come here” responses to take a moment to clarify; I know many people want to move to the US. My point is that we’re not the envy of everyone, everywhere, like many tend to believe.
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The same people tend to be in the “why would I ever want to go anywhere else?” camp, so they’re sheltering themselves from ever interacting with people in other countries who could tell them this.
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Men are at their hottest from their late 30s to their late 40s that’s it that’s the tweet
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the people indiscriminately bombing a city full of a million kids are the bad guys. hope that clears things up xo
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Look at him 🥹
He is so cute
and small
**I do not like to have passengers lol u drive biii
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Pandemic Saturday nights involve laundry and wearing the robe mom made me
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@RichardGrenell
I love how upset you get about this, but like, child poverty doesn’t bother you lmao
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@JBiscuite
Yeaaaaah I pay mine weekly when I make my deposit 😆 works great until the debt is gone apparently
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Aw, so many people out there thinking that the only man a 27 year-old woman uses text to communicate with is HER man. I have coworkers, friends, a brother, and a dad, y’all.
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men just shower and put on clothes and they’re ready. i find that offensive
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Losing followers because I said I won’t vote for Biden again is hilarious. I held my nose and did it once. I didn’t promise to do it again. For the Democratic Party to act like they can’t find somebody with a fully functioning brain is an insult to us all.
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I’m sorry I voted for Biden and thus expected him to keep the promises he made that bought me his vote. I won’t make that mistake again 💙
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@curlycomedy
The first time I realized that was pretty mind-boggling, you know, because of the brainwashing 😂🇺🇸
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Thanks to everybody who wished me a happy birthday!! It was a fab day and I’m grateful for every single person who took a sec to make me feel loved 💕
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@MikeKofiA
“I have paid my student loans for years and forgiving them for other people will make all of that money I already spent a waste” is such a childish, depressing way to view an issue like this. Like “my parents abused me so how could I spare mine of that? Wouldn’t be fair.”
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It’s so fucking weird that anybody thinks it’s okay for somebody working full-time to live in poverty
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A GOOD PORTION OF THE POPULATION NEEDS TO BE POOR AS FUCK OR MY COACH PURSE WON’T FEEL AS FANCY
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@corneliast_lor
Ohh yes I love that feature!!! I definitely over-use it 😆 didn’t know it helped build credit!
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My mom loves scolding me for having great tits in the comments of my photos
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You don’t need to tell me my boobs are great. I knowwwwww. I look at them the most 🙄
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For every “pro-life” person I see breaking mask rules and endangering lives, I will get one (1) abortion
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KATIE PORTER YESSSSS
Some of you get excited about football games, I get equally excited to watch Katie Porter wreck idiots on the floor of the House. We all have our interests.
I hope the Postmaster General comes prepared. I know I will.
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Gonna call my mom and tell her thanks for these amazing tits
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I accepted a job, just gotta do a drug test tomorrow (weed doesn’t even count so I’m not scared muahahaha) and I’m in! THIS JOB HAS HEALTH INSURANCE!!!!!! THIS IS A FIRST FOR ME!!!!!! GIMME A W IN THE CHAAAAAAAT!!!!!
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@DamagedEmoQueen
i have decided to believe that the KFC sign is part of the truck. please do not debunk this
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Twitter now is like “10 people liked your tweet and 950 people explicitly did not like it”
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@POTUS
My apartment rent went up $200, I’ve never paid more for gas in my life, groceries are more expensive than they’ve ever been, and I’m not making more money to make up for it. You’re bonkers. Renting and being riddled with debt forever isn’t the American dream.
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I have a regular who tips $1 no matter what his tab is and he’s moving away tomorrow CAN I GET A W IN THE CHAT!!!!
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HAVING MORE MONEY THAN ANOTHER HUMAN BEING DOES NOT MAKE YOUR LIFE MORE VALUABLE THAN THEIRS.
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Everything we were taught in school about this country was meticulously selected bullshit propaganda. If you disagree, it worked on you.
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my boss got a pig and stopped eating pork bc he loves her so much 🥺
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if you don’t like boobs i can’t trust you. male, female, nb, idc. boobs rock.
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@MirellaBelle
Right?! I always catch myself starting to type again after sending one question and then, to myself, I’m like, “Chill, Paige, or you’re not going to get an answer to the first one 🙄”
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You know when your phone has a crack so you kinda just stop caring if you drop it? That’s how I feel about my body at this point
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🎉 thanks for all the love today, Twitter. I’m truly so thankful for all the crazy cool people I’ve met here 🤍
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If you go to a bar on Christmas and tip the bartender less than 20% you are going to hell.
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People say, “always a bridesmaid...” like that’s a bad thing. I think “always a bride” would be more problematic tbh
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@ivetterrrr
🤦🏼♀️ my boss is the worst about it.
I’ll ask him 5 important things that affect HIS business, get an answer about the least significant one 🙄
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My favorite memory of a trend coming [back] into style was high-waisted stuff for girls bc guys were like “no�� and we were all like “lol nobody asked your opinion”
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It’s so funny to me when a guy unfollows a woman when she gets into a relationship. She’s still hot & uninterested in you, bro. Nothing has changed.
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Another thirst trap tweet bc I was feeeeeelin myself last night lmao
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You may be surprised to learn I don’t hate America. I just want my fellow Americans to know that people are happy elsewhere, too. Thinking you, or your country, are the best at everything - no questions asked - is a great way to end up complacent instead of striving for better.
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Ok but for real don’t recycle pizza boxes 😭 they aren’t recyclable 😭
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I accidentally bought unsalted tortilla chips and they taste like abstinence and depression
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If the “not all cops” people have any videos of cops celebrating the verdicts today, I’d love to see them.
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@codeofvets
“I SUFFERED AND SO SHOULD EVERYONE ELSE!!” I bet you’re a devoted “Christian,” too lmfao
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