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Oiler hockey is my favourite hockey, but watching the Leafs and Flames lose is my second favourite hockey.
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I know a couple sports reporters here in Edmonton that do this with Oilers management
Pearlfish have a special relationship with sea cucumbers
They often seek shelter, up a sea cucumber's anus
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My hands were shaking so hard I could barely lift the cut card π±
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Connor busting a gut as well.
Iβm gonna watch this one million times π
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Canβt wait for the game tomorrow. Itβs been really fun to play the Panthers so far π
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Why are married people so crazy about having double sinks in a bathroom? Do you need to brush your teeth at the exact same time?
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βRaw, dead and dumbβ
Kevin Bieksa, on Oilers media
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@cspotweet
What on earth are they protesting? Almost all of the restrictions have been lifted, and the masks are being dropped in a week π€·πΌββοΈ
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So I just ordered skip the dishes for the last time.
Guy shows up and the overgrown plum tree by my door pokes him in the head so of course I say "sorry bout that, I need to trim my bush"
Not shrub, or tree, or even hedge. Not even THE bush.
I gave him a high rating poor guy
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I was prepared to give him my foot a couple years ago, and most recently a pinkie.
I feel so helpless now
Klefbom is not on the ice this morning. But his "boys" likely were last night. If there is no tear or laceration he could be in lineup tomorrow.
#Oilers
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I trust the corgi ππ»
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I donβt know if I can make it through this whole game listening to Cassieβs thoughts on our team.
I just donβt have the strength.
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Good morning to Draiβs ankle. How you doing baby?
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Omg Connor did break his ankle
Morgan Rielly has been placed on IR by
#Leafs
with a fractured foot. He will be out approximately eight weeks.
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Weβve got teenagers partying on both sides of our property.
Completely surrounded by the rap music and screaming girls.
What time should I start up the lawn mower in the morning?
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I didnβt think I could love him any more π
Jesse Puljujarvi called the bison he met at Elk Island park "nice" and "kind" and says it was fun because Finland only has moose and reindeers.
#yeg
#Oiler
#letsgooilers
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Teams usually play great in the playoffs, but Toronto 8-1 of them
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To the little shits at Co-op that were smirking as I bought batteries... they actually were for my tv remote this time.
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Iβm curious how many games heβll be out, and if that affects his eligibility for a Calder, because thatβs a thing I remember being SUPER important to the PHWA during McDavidβs rookie season.
UPDATE: We have placed Connor Bedard (fractured jaw) and Nick Foligno (fractured left finger) on injured reserve.
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Over 400 garlic and 100 onions planted.
Also pictured: my dad and his 110 year old ho
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Crazy that anyone would believe this guy would be intolerant
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Too bad he canβt get the puck out of our zone as fast as he exited that interview
Darnell Nurse kept his media availability short ahead of Game 4. π
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Why on earth would they choose Dallas Eakins? His sparkling personality?
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My favourite thing about that Connor goal?
That it was in front of 18,000 Leafs fans :P
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Wtf why am I checking out Darryl Sutterβs body
"It's going to be a waste of eight days."
Darryl Sutter on Wild Card teams facing the Colorado Avalanche in the playoffs.
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Iβm at the farm and youβre not gonna believe this, but Evander Kane just showed up. Wants to play crib for money.
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Steve could have written about Iggyβs retirement ceremony yesterday.
Or Tavaresβ triumphant return home after almost dying in NY.
Maybe something in regards to player safety and itβs inconsistency.
But no:
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If you have to go 70 on the Henday with your 4 way flashers on cause youβre *that* scared to drive in snow, please stay home.
You are a menace.
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I love him lol
Hahahah did you guys see Yamo pretend to dive while beaking Rantanen?
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Looks like he plays for the Canucks
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Youβll have to watch this at least 20 times, but do it and watch every players reaction haha. Itβs so great ππΌ
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I was going to take a cold shower to cool off but I accidentally drove to Dairy Queen and got a blizzard instead
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My nephew is the sweetest.
Went to meet Nuge today, and bought him a pop in case he was thirsty πβ€οΈ
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Iβm a little emotional these days, but anyone else fully start laughing/crying at this one?
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My dad and bro called and invited me for lunch today, but I said no because I had yard work to do. An hour later I heard the truck roll up and we got done in 2 hours what would have taken me days lol.
#luckygirl
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@Isuckatpicking
Hilarious that theyβre all in their gas guzzling pickups and pulling trailers no less πππ
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As soon as Smith skated to centre ice, I was on my feet yelling.
My mom has also lost her mind π
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Got a clean bill of health from my doctor this afternoon.
Celebrated by going to McDonalds for lunch
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Just met the cutest old lady in the bathroom.
COL: Guess how old I am?
Me: 75? (Always go low)
COL: Nope, Iβm 84! And I still drive, and I still bowl, and I still like to come here every Wednesday for dinner!
Didnβt have the β€οΈ to tell her that itβs Thursday.
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Iβve been saving this box all year long to wrap my nephewβs gift in
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Say what you will about Mike Smith, but just watch the players line up to hug him. Not a head or stick tap, but hugs and joy.
They LOVE him
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Someone should have warned the Pen fans π
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Imagine, for a second, having McDavid and Draisaitl rushing down the ice towards you.
I wonder if anyone has pooped.
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This guy is the best haha
Same fella who said "You can do anything, unless Connor McDavid wants that thing" πππ
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My mom wants Mike Smith to fight Lucic before this game ends
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I kinda want Jujhar or Nurse to fuck someone up tonight.
Honestly a ref would be preferable.
Sorry if this is violent Iβm a nice person
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Ladies and gentleman, this is your captain speakingβ¦
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New hair day, so you guys have a new avi to look at for the next 6 months π€ͺ
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I saw a huuuge moose so I stuck my camera up to my binoβs but I was too slow and he walked away so I thought Iβd just recreate that for you all.
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Pops went to Pinehurst today trying to fill a walleye tag and caught this beast instead.
#SoJealous
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Itβs swathing time, therefore itβs kolbasa and pepperoni time ππΌ
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Sitting here having a pregame drink and at least 10,000 cranes have flown by
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"The best way to react is to not react."
Alex Pietrangelo chats about post whistle scrums and how important it is to stay disciplined in those moments.
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Sheβs on her last legs this old girl, and my sunset pics will miss her when sheβs gone
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Well, this speaks volumes
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Connor has never made it more clear that he gives absolutely zero fucks about breaking records or personal bests. Heβs got his eye on the prize and I respect that ππΌ
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Hey I wanna talk to all of the people who say that nobody on here is smarter than a fucking NHL GM
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Went for a drive tonight, looking to see some water fowl, but none of the pics really turned out. Got this instead π
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These two kids made it 52 years today!
Iβd say
#lifegoals
but I think itβs too late π
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Halloween will forever be a tough day for me, as itβs my momβs birthday. Itβs my second one without her, and I canβt say itβs getting much easier.
Anyways, weβd tease her and call her a witch and sheβd always cackle in response, but man she was the farthest thing from it β€οΈ
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That first hot date after quarantine is over π
Always make sure your homemade wine has fully fermented before opening...
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These two beauties have made it through 53 years of marriage today!
Iβd say
#lifegoals
but the math doesnβt work out in my favour π
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I donβt care what yβall say, I love 50 First Dates and I think Drew Barrymore looks incredible in it ππΌ
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If anyone on Oilers twitter is having trouble sleeping, don't watch this.
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The zipper in my pants just broke with another 3 hours left to go in my shift, and I didnβt even have any pie on the weekend.
Lesson here is always have pie.
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I knew this was coming, but man I still want to punch a bunch of people in the face right now
Mark Stone has been cleared to return to practice, the Golden Knights announced.
He is expected to skate today in a non-contact jersey.
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Iβd rather watch this nail fungus commercial on repeat, than the third period.
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Left a parting gift for my parents
Just waiting for the call π±π
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@TSNRyanRishaug
Is there a possibility that you, or one of the reporters that cover the team all year, will ask why he wasnβt put on LTIR prior to the deadline in order to heal and potentially help the team for playoffs? Seems like it was the perfect opportunity?
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Sorry about our hockey team, but I got to swim in this today!
(sorry again)
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Call my parents house, dad answers.
Me: Can I talk to mom?
*yells for mom
Dad: she canβt come to the phone.
M: why?
D: Tigerβs in the zone, heβs locked in. Sheβll call you later.
And I wonder why I watch sports so much π
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I just saw a guy put ketchup on his perogies and I've never been angrier.
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@PeteBlackburn
That was the exact moment our (Oilers) fan base fell in love with him, and the reason that so many of us are cheering him on tonight.
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Went to the farm for a nice steak dinner tonight!
My brother put 11 cloves of garlic in the ceasar salad dressing and I may never go out in public again.
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Running some errands today and found myself in front of this and I realized that Iβve never seen it sober. I thought there was more of a parking lot or a lawn or something. Where did I even make out with that guy in 1999?
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My mom says that Iβm too picky when it comes to men, but all Iβm looking for is someone who
-likes drumettes and leaves me the flatties
-gives me their pizza crust
-when we order calamari, eats the gross ones with all the arms
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