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@Wizarab10
In this modern world ...she is talking about boys and love... Which ordinary it's a no no at her age..
Buy alas the world is not normal so you will be happy that she is even talking about boys.
What will you do if she is talking about a girl loving her...
Things dey occur
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@oluwaflojo
They are trying to slander yam.a whole yam that is the only food with a festival attached to it
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@Wizarab10
I am not in a best position to give such advice. I married my friend's younger sister.
Maybe you need to start looking inward 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I remember my then boss in 2015 telling us in a team meeting that he wants a President he can be proud of. Today boss is chilling in the cold winter of Canada. We are here enjoying the President he is proud of.
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Dear small churches in Nigeria .Do not be intimidated by the technologies of big churches to livestream. You can also livestream
1. Create a Facebook group account.
2. Send Facebook group page to members via SMS broadcast for adding
3. Do your livestream in peace
@asemota
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@harrydaniyan
Your story is conflicting.
First part of the story. A YOUNG brilliant man bringing new ideas that the OLDIES could not comprehend .
Second line. supporting the same frail and OLDIES to take the country forward..
Baba HOW?
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@I_Am_Ilemona
Make rain catch you for center of the third mainland bridge while riding a bicycle..
Body go tell you
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@hemical
Ask Huawei staff how their laptop works. You can't do personal stuff on it. Not even copying a file from a usb . .
Another way it can be prevented is by having a remote desktop where you login to do office things. On the remote desktop all person things are disabled
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@maxvayshia
Let me encourage you.
This year makes it 10years .
Got married in 2013.
Any secret: I don't know.
Take one day at a time.
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@FinPlanKaluAja1
The banks are not the ones selling recharge cards. It's the same mega vendors licenced by NCC that are selling the cards. The banks just own the platform and the vendors provide API on the bank platform.
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@dolawanle
I once dated a lady. She moved to the UK. Few years later she told me I wanted to use her to get papers to the UK. I moved on after that statement . Today I am married with 2 kids. She is still unmarried. This happened 12 years ago. I am 10 years old in my marriage .
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@Tife_fabunmi
I met a guy in 2010 that travels round the world to play video games. We met at the airport he was on his way back from Japan. A Nigerian
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Epa that your name will pass for any password policy
I am Osaretinvbeniyaghagha of Edo, I am still awake at 4am and I am burdened with glorious purpose.
My biggest headache right now is that
@getBarterApp
cards are not being accepted by
@PayPal
and I need them to be.
My purpose awaits.
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@SirJarus
There is this dude we attended an interview in 2010. We exchanged nos fast 4wd to 2011. I got a job and I recommend him. He left 2 years later. 4 yrs later he recommended me. I am trying to get him into my current company. We were born on the same day..call it faith or twist
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@alabiopeyemiola
Omo.....just before our eyes and just 20 years ago . People are openly lying to our face.
Strive Masiyiwa is the founder of Econet and he brought Econet to Nigeria bcos he was part of the firm's that won the GSM bid. Delta state and Lagos state invested in the company
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@KolourBlack
A former colleague once told me he can claim Lagos more than me cos he is from osun and speak Yoruba and I am from delta. Wel I told him when you are filing a form and they ask you STATE OF ORIGIN. las las na osun U go fill na Delta I go fill so none of us claim the Lagos . Rest
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@markessien
I don't agree with you.
I have worked with Indians for 9 years across 2 companies. Their accent is terrible and you clearly will not hear what they are saying except those that have interacted with none indians alot. They still get load of remote jobs
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@FinPlanKaluAja1
Is it not the same navy that will bomb it that will still enable it to disappear.
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@50shadesofLizie
I think they tried this with tomatoes some 2-3 years ago. It back fired. They started crying that their products were getting spoiled because the locals couldn't buy them all.
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@AbdulMahmud01
This is not new. I served in zamafara state in 2004. The local government chairman was never in the local government. He comes from gusau. The LGA office was always empty until it's 27-30 day of the month. The whole place will be filled up after that the LGA become a ghost yard
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@DrJoeAbah
I did not bother to build. I inherited my father and grandfather's house. I just upgraded both to a modern house . I can't come and kee myself
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@gimbakakanda
@asemota
During my I.T security class in Asia, the prof asked why ar all scammed mails from Nigeria, we happened to be 2 Nigerians and some other africans ,asians & east eurpeans,I asked her how many Nigerians are in the class. She could not say, so I told her anybody can claim Nigerian
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@asemota
We were working with one of the biggest banks in Nigeria to replicate our Telco service with bank in 2022. Fast4wd to middle of last year all the banking team are no more. They have all japa-ed. They brought a new PM. We had to start all over again. The project is still pending
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@Wizarab10
This is why I like someone like
@asemota
he always give credit to his maternal uncle. You hard go through his tweet without mentioning the man
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@DavidHundeyin
@NewsWireNGR
Since you use WordPress. You can download a plugin called updraftplus-backup/restore. You can back it up to Dropbox. You don't need any special skill just click and follow on screen instructions. Restore is also easy. Click and follow on screen instructions
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@Wizarab10
I don't post my wife or family on any social media . Does it mean I am ashamed of them. We have been married for 10 years with 2 living kids. A girl and boy. I will never post dem on SM. Never
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Who is going to replicate the BEAST?
We need a repeat of this 6-3 win at Anfield. God is with us fam. Local man is feeling confident you know 😂😂😂.
#CarabaoCup
#Arsenal
#Liverpool
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@aladeayoo
@Simpleppearls
@Akaaomemgbeoji1
@gtbank
I don't know why none business people still keep SMS alert. Work into the bank and ask for idemity form that you want to disable it . Opt for email alert and know peace .
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@aproko_doctor
My wife stopped using contraceptive and she got pregnant with 3 months the contraceptive was still there in her body. Off course it affected the bby cos baby was not forming well. We had to evacuate after multiple ECG
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@TundeTASH
If you want to get full projects as in full projects but no analysis/ data attached you can visit . but be careful with plagiarism
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I earned my first above 250k after 6 years. Even with an abroad mastes in IT and 3 certification ooooooo
@Rocks_xo
@smoneysplash
@AjeboDanny
That 250k can take you 3-4 years to get there..... That's the average we're talking about abi???
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@alabiopeyemiola
Strive Masiyiwa is the founder of liquid telecoms ( under sea internet provider). In 20 years time someone will come and tell us it was sanwolu abi ambode that brought it to Nigeria cos it landed in Lagos
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@gentlecarphy
I use a strategy for madam. I borrow multiple times so in the process she forget some and I only get to pay those that she remembers 😂😂😂
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@OluyomiOjo
My former company still calls me to do jobs for them. My former boss was even pushing a cpany from India to take me if they could afford what I earn now
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@aproko_doctor
@tolulopeab
I bath the kids, feed the kids,dress them up then go and wash the car. By the time I am back she is making up. I will still finish dress up before her..
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@simplelife0983
@_SirWilliam_
Nobody drags land with you oooo.
You are selling your land and recently selling your houses to igbo people ..
Abeg where your land dey make I come buy am
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@asemota
If you want to hit it big with digital marketing . The porn industry is the way to go. I once place an activation/subscription API on a porn site.
Baba. The return was massive. They always call that they did not activate . When we ask what site did they visit at 1am. ..Neva mind
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@asemota
EPA..my PH landlord sister-in-law was almost 45 she met a dude that scraped her dada. The dude was married with 4 kids in Lagos but went secretly to marry this lady in PH. Yawa burst when the Lagos wife discovered and brought the 4 kids to the PH house.....women dey see tins sha
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@markessien
After 20 years it gradually becomes a grave yard. My family house in delta state is a typical example.
Popsy is late
I am Lagos
Second son in UK
Third son in US
Mum in US
Daughter in Lagos .
Big house is now difficult to maintain
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@Ayigbe_Nani55
@amandachinda_
What kind of job?
Italian job
Blow job
Cron job
Night job
Day job
Just be specific
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@Adunni_Achebe
My younger bro that made a third class in Abk, finished with a first class in his associate degree
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@okoro__joshua
You are beginner then. I use
@tizeti
unlimited then 3k backup of MTN. I have an inverter than charges my Mac. It's been smooth ride since 2016
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@SamuelOtigba
@asemota
Every gambler got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em, know when to walk away and know WHEN TO RUN.
Kenny Rogers
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@fisayosoyombo
This sums up everything about Nigeria. Bad road we buy SUV, no light we switch to gen and inverter, instead of tackling the issue we look for other alternative/options while the root issue still stares at us
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@Tutsy22
@officialABAT
I have 2 of my guys that we went to the university together but they did not graduate because the university discovered that they forged their waec result in our final year. They actually attended the school but they did not graduate
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@SirJarus
My uncle got into shell (1996) by applying via a newspaper advert. He wrote the test and failed cos cut off mark was 40. He got 38. The score was reduced to 38 cos those that score 40 were very few. That was how he got in blasting all the interview. Worked for 15yrs moved to ca.
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@DoubleEph
People do P2P more now. So CBN cannot track it. .I know 2 former colleagues building their houses in Nigeria. They mostly buy cars for people while their Nigerian clients credits their Nigerian account. They in turn use their Nigerian ACC to pay the workers via mobile app.
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@AffiSupaStar
Why are we surprised. Chivita started as a juice company. Today they are into everything. They even have chivita drugs, farms, snacks, poultry just name it
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@Elkrosmediahub
How do you guys think most of the Nigerian politicians get PR in some of this advance countries. The simply invest in those countries .. as from 300k dols u will get a PR in most of this countries
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@SeniormanOA
In Lagos: Furnishing a house is the easiest.
Renting the house is where u need to do the rituals if not agent go use you do sacrifice
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@Iwelabi1
Mine was Huawei. Any time I applied I always got called and from my last count I did over 20 applications and I was called over 16 times. I got to the final stage over 10 times. When I finally got the node to join what I was earning then was way more than what they were offering
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@asemota
You can only confirm you are the first son when no strange personality stroll in during your father's burial. 9ja men na wah.
But we dey learn where Tanzania men dey. My Tanzanian former classmate said it's strange not to see a man and just one wife. I told him about urhobo men
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@noafasina
@markessien
Poor is when your lower class is wider than the middle and upclass put together.
In America their middle class is wider than the lower and upper class combined.
Above is the definition of a poor and rich country and not how much you slash away in the bank
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@Murtalaibin
The Koko is that they are using a phone that has a SIM that is supposed to be registered with NIN. How come they can't be traced ?
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@jon_d_doe
Not related. But popsy asked mumsy to quit her job (NEPA 1979) after wedding and he enrolled her in COE. Mumsy went all the way to bag a B.ed in university and she retired in 2018. 4 months later popsy went to meet his maker.. bottom line. When taking that route. Plan for her
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@Letter_to_Jack
If you go to banana island . House rent are charged in dollars.
As at 2016.
A 3 bedroom flat goes for 200k dols
A 2 bedroom flat goes for 100k dols.
So nor be today.
We saw openly during a certain party's presidential campaign when dollars was shared openly
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@Echecrates
I stayed with an Igbo business man in Lagos. He made his kids part of the business. Once they close from the univ. Every body comes back home and they are placed on salary. The kids expanded the biz from 2 branches to about 7 and an office in Dubai. so training matters alot
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@asemota
Omonile sold a piece of land adjacent my former house.a retired police offer bought the land.unknowingly to him the land belong to an army officer ...when they were roofing the house..oga army man show with boys chase both olokpa and work men from site.. Army man demolished every
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They won't be paid less. And commute time will not be added. If you are to work 8hrs you already know u will leave home early. and if you get to office late you will put in xtra hrs to cover for it The idea of I can't leave the office when oga is around will come to an end
Hourly wage in Lagos means people earn less, cos I ain't paying you for the 4 hour commute.
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@Letter_to_Jack
A building like this will never be for low end earners.
I have stayed in a 30 story condo for 6 months and most of the inhabitants where mid level to low level Income earners . But in Nigeria ..forget it. Condos are built for the upper class
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