Patrick Brammall
@PatrickBrammall
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Those final days with my blue tick were the most meaningful of my life.
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“That’s why we’ve fought off the metric system all these years, and thank god we have” is one of the top 5 dumbest things I’ve ever heard.
The other 4 are also in this speech.
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Colin from Accounts review – at last, a female character that’s not a stereotype!
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I’m concerned that
#Bono
’s memoir will just appear on my bookshelf and I won’t be able to get rid of it.
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Boy, how we laughed at our own writing.
👀👀
Take a sneak peak behind the scenes of the first table read of Season 2 of
#ColinFromAccounts
, currently in production.
Stream Season 1 now on
#BINGE
.
#ISawItOnBINGE
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Who the FUCK is this guy, clubbing nonviolent climate protesters? Way to keep the peace you jumped-up turd.
#victorianpolice
#IMARC
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AZ 💎
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Honestly couldn’t agree more.
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Vanity tweet 🍸
Starring real-life married couple Harriet Dyer and Patrick Brammall, ‘Colin From Accounts’ is one of the most quick-witted, joyful new series of the last year.
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Australians, this is your annual reminder that today is the first day of the rest of your nation.
#changethedate
#changetheflag
#republicreferendum
#johnjosephflagdesign
#carn
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Articulate, compassionate, thoughtful, open-hearted, honest, brave, strong. You’re someone to aspire to
@YaelStone
#ABC730
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THAT’S MY GUURRRRLLLLL 🏆
✨The AWGIE Award for best Comedy – Situation or Narrative goes to Harriet Dyer for 'Colin from Accounts: Season 1, Flash'
#AWGIEAwards
#AWGIES56
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Dear
@realDonaldTrump
I see the US death toll had passed 50,000 and you are not one of them. That’s a shame.
Of course I’m making a statement sarcastically just to see what would happen.
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Is there anything more satisfying than a fly flying out the door you’ve just opened for it?
Is there?
#obligingflies
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So happy to be reunited with my loving family, which is completely stable and normal and nothing terrifying here
#EvilReturns
@katjaherbers
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BREAKING NEWS: NATION REMINDED THAT ITS HEROES ARE DUMB ARSE 20-SOMETHINGS.
#AUSvsRSA
#CricketAustralia
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#Glitchtv
cast searches desperately for an excuse to wear dresses. Finds one:
#doitinadress
is an initiative by
@onegirlorg
to combat the fact that 130 million girls globally are denied an education. Please chuck a dollar or two at the link in bio.
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This is a face you won't see in tonight's ep. But she was there. And she was terrifying.
#stuntbaby
#Offspring
http://t.co/p1IR4KmOJC
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I have exactly 8,888 followers. Nobody move. Or if anybody leaves, replace yourself first. Thx
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Congratulations to our ensemble — pictured here are the only ones who know how to be candid in front of a camera.
Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series 👏
BINGE Original Colin From Accounts has been recognised with a major honour at the Equity Ensemble Awards.
Stream
#ColinFromAccounts
on
#BINGE
now.
#ISawItOnBINGE
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Flattened by the loss of Brian Walsh. We were extremely lucky to have him as our champion on Colin From Accounts. Passionate about his work, super smart, invested in the people he worked with, incredibly charismatic. The last of his kind. Vale, great man.
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#Nanette
by
@Hannahgadsby
is incredible. More than a stand-up special. Searingly intelligent, articulate, compelling, soulful and funny. Artists in their prime like this seem rare to me. Please check it out.
#feedback
#opinion
#netflix
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I can't think of anything to say for John Clarke.
He said it all.
Vale you brilliant man.
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So
@JoeHockey
- you've chosen THIS day, THIS moment, during the
#sydneysiege
, to hold a press conference about the economy?
Unbelievable.
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I wish I could text my dog and let him know I’ll be home soon.
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Oddly
Really enjoying
#ColinFromAccounts
currently on
@BBCiPlayer
&
@BBCTwo
tonight from 10
Oddly it stars
@harriet_dyer
@PatrickBrammall
who I know from the excellent
#NoActivity
which was also shown on BBC2 😃
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Colin from Accounts was a hit in Australia – and it's sure to be one here too 🇬🇧
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It shouldn’t be weird that a sitting PM just rocks up to see a show. But it is. And I fucking LOVE
@AlboMP
for doing just that.
A warm reception for
@AlboMP
who attended the closing performance of Alana Valentine’s WAYSIDE BRIDE yesterday! Thank you for supporting theatre and new Australian stories at Belvoir.
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Overheard in the kitchen —
Dad: [pained] ugh...
Mum: [pained] what?
Dad: [pained] nothing.
Mum: [pained] WHAT?
Dad: [pained] Oh the... chopping board is wet.
#christmastime
#familytime
#drinkingtime
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Thank you
@AACTA
for giving me a shiny honour for
#NoActivity
. I'm very proud of that show and all who make it.
#AACTAs
@StanAustralia
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🌈
The excellent
#ColinFromAccounts
debuted in 9th place on BBC iPlayer, making it the most popular BBC comedy right now
@harriet_dyer
@PatrickBrammall
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Just announced at
#NYCC
! Vondie Curtis-Hall and
@PatrickBrammall
will be making guest-star appearances in
#Evil
!
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So good as to be unscriptable.
Pop Culture Quiz - Name five actors who played Batman, or four actors? Name one actor who played Batman.
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#Shrinking
is excellent. Fantastic writing, brilliantly natural performances, great direction. Congratulations to everyone who made it
@VDOOZER
@brettgoldstein
@jasonsegel
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Bit sad about the artists being left out of govt assistance;
Bit sad about Bernie ending his run;
Bit sad that the people in charge (mainly men) have values so misaligned with my own.
Big ol fucken sigh.
Anyway. Onwards, shall we?
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Thanks for the mention!
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this is so good
As
@Channel10AU
celebrates 60 years on air, here’s my favourite blooper from my brief time there.
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Stunned to not only NOT have my portrait selected as a finalist for the
#ArchibaldPrize
AGAIN this year, but not even painted at all. What the FUCK guys.
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Your weekly screen time is up 2% to 8,356 hours a day.
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That was a real shame. It robbed the Raiders of a potential premiership, and put a dark cloud over the Roosters win. Appalling refereeing.
#NRLGrandFinal
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It's glitz. It's glamour. It's
@patrickbrammall
before his big night.
Take a look behind the curtain as to what 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 goes on before a premiere.
Watch the full vid on YouTube:
#ColinFromAccounts
#BINGE
#ISawItOnBINGE
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Congratulations to magpie for winning 2017
#BirdOfTheYear
. You’ve really picked up your game since 1986, when you terrorised me and my best friend for 3 months.
#congrats
#forgiveandforget
#bygones
#rehabilitated
#welldone
#beautifulplumage
#fuckyouiknowwhatyoureallyare
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I find it really interesting that the proud boys “designed” their new logo the week before the debut of my Patrick Brammall fan merch. I’ll see you fuckers in the Supreme Court.
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#iStandWithEJ
— she didn’t seek this out, but she is having to see it through. It’s important that she knows she’s not alone.
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I’m now waiting for the “It’s Not OK To Be a Small-Minded Cunt” bill to go before the Australian senate.
But I expect it will be soundly defeated.
#auspol
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Forgive my tone
@PaulFletcherMP
But you’re saving the stadiums and forgetting the players.
In the US networks are increasing development so production can begin the second this is over.
Removing the content imperative entirely is like using a hammer to defuse a bomb.
Local quotas suspended, spectrum fees waived in media rescue.
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#writing
--
48% staying off the internet
2% writing something
50% congratulating myself about writing something
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He went the elbow, I went the fist, so I ended up fist-bumping the barista’s elbow. I hate what COVID’s done to us.
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Scott Morrison sounds like a TOP bloke. EXACTLY what Australia needs. I’m VERY excited. WELL DONE liberal party. You packet of SHIT BISCUITS.
#auspol
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When I’m FaceTiming my parents and their other phone rings, shit goes DEFCON 1 remarkably quickly.
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@markhumphries
If it helps, a newspaper article described me as “blandly handsome” and “on the comfy side of fit”. It never goes away.
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Consider the shit out of me. Even if you don’t vote for this thing.
Just... consider me.
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Hey
@Avis
— your staff at Canberra Airport went above & beyond to help me out after a flight delay. Jarl & Cherise. Give them a raise. Legends.
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Mum’s gonna kill me.
In celebration of
@ABCNetwork
's newest comedy
@callyourmother
premiering Wednesday, cast members
@kyrasedgwick
,
@PatrickBrammall
,
@JoeyBragg
,
@Rachel_Sennott
,
@AustinCrute
and
@emmasofiacay
get their moms on the line. 📞
#CallYourMother
#KyraSedgwick
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He makes a good argument. And I know arguments very much, I’ve studied it better than anybody.
Trump: "I never understood wind, I know windmills very much, I've studied them more than anybody...tremendous fumes, gases are spewing into the atmosphere, you know we have a world, the world is tiny compared to the universe.."
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No Activity. More animated than before. Check out the killer cast. Coming April 8th on
#ParamountPlus
#cultcomedy
It's a Cult Comedy. An all-new, all-animated season of
#NoActivity
is coming to
@ParamountPlus
April 8.
#ParamountPlus
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Just saw the last
#Offspring
ep. INCREDIBLE work by all. What a finish
@brawlster
@DebraOswald1
@emmamakesfilms
-- best team captains ever.
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Hey
@British_Airways
, I was just reminiscing about that time you lost my luggage and didn’t respond to any tweets for 3 days and didn’t help in any way. Remember that time? Good fun. Anyway, happy 2018!
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@MrMichaelLucas
who's your favourite character?*
*Who's new this season**
**and works with Nina***
***as a midwife
-Anon
#OffspringChat
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This Wordle situation on my feed - and it is a situation - feels like a cult picking off my friends one by one.
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Saw a man having a wank by the side of the road yesterday morning. Welcome to Hollywood, what’s your dream.
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Made by the brilliant comic duo that is
@butlerandhope
— if you’re into funny married couples, these guys are top shelf 👑👑
#uppermiddlebogan
@GillyBean68
@BBCTwo
@BBCiPlayer
@PatrickBrammall
@harriet_dyer
Check out this one too, it's on either 4 or itv x.
Basically anything with
@PatrickBrammall
in is pure genius 🙏
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Until I had a toddler I had no idea how delicious food off the floor can taste.
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The only thing missing from this excellent chat was a beer. Although given it was an 8am zoom, maybe it wasn’t. Five stars. Would zoom again. 🏏
A treat to chat to one of Australia’s finest actors & half of the Colin From Accounts juggernaut (not to mention Rad from Bluey),
@PatrickBrammall
. Busy in LA ahead of a Logies trip, is as plugged into the
#Ashes
as anyone.
🍎
🟢
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The Man Inside
The man inside
The house
The body
He yearns
But isn't heard
- D Bright
#UpperMiddleBogan
@ABCTV
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2000: haha remember cassette tapes??
2019: haha remember CDs?
2038: haha remember listening to music instead of injecting it directly into our anuses?
#music
#evolution
#prediction
#analinjections
#wellallbedoingit
#markmywords
#youcantstopthemusic
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Dear Dining Establishment,
Don’t email me repeatedly after the event. You fed me, I paid you. Fuck off.
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All’s well that ends well.
Tonight on
@abctv
and
#iview
after that. Rest of the world: next month on
#Netflix
#GlitchTV
#TheFinalSeason
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Back when we had leaders.
Can you just FUCKING IMAGINE the spray Trump would have copped from Keating?
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A minute's silence would be appropriate.
Followed by 4 years of silence. That would be even better.
#Inauguration
#PresidentFucktard
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