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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
4 years
I was just approached by one of those overly friendly clipboard people as I got out of my car. I said I would love to hear about it all when I come back and so now I have to walk home and never see my car again.
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
3 years
Having an awesome time at the @AACTA awards tonight! Definitely not stuck in 72hour iso. Definitely made it from LA. Such a good time. Woo! Styled by Meriton. #aactas #omicrontastic #curtainsmatchthedrapes
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
3 years
Dad texted the family thread, " in case anybody is needing mum or I, we will be off air for a while, just got home from a party" It was 5am in Australia.
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
9 years
My episode's work tonight is dedicated to all the families of the Little Lives that we lose far too soon @9LoveChild http://t.co/QJ1CerZKPz
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
2 years
In the last seven months I have become a mother and produced and acted in 8 episodes of television that my partner and I wrote together and during that time nothing has been more difficult than trying to get my mum to post me a DVD today.
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
5 years
Thanks for watching, champs @nbctheinbetween #TheInBetween
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Harriet Dyer
3 years
We have a three week old daughter and so far the only advice my mum has given me is, " be careful your hair that falls out doesn't get wrapped tightly around one of her little toes. It can act as a tourniquet and make her scream in pain I read about it"
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
3 years
Doing a quiz with mum. “Who wrote the novel ‘My Cousin Rachel’?” Mum- “Umm Rachel’s cousin”.
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
3 years
Mum just saw a psychic and they said, “I can contact your parents if you would like” and she said “don’t worry I saw them on the weekend”
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
3 years
Parenting is a lot of whispering at door hinges to shut the fuck up.
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
2 years
Child throws nuggets on floor. I put nuggets in dog bowl to stop myself eating floor nuggets. I eat said floor nuggets out of dog bowl. #day10soloparenting
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
5 years
Tonight’s episode was my absolute fave. Written by the VERY clever Lauren Barnett and directed by Scream King Eduardo Sanchez. Tune in! There are some graphic images in this episode, so have a person, a tub of ice cream or a dog nearby. @nbctheinbetween @nbc #TheInBetween
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
4 years
Australian. 31 years old. Never had a shrimp on the barbie.
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
7 years
That moment when you realise you've left it too late to become a supermodel.
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
7 years
Very excited about this. See you soon, dead people.
@DEADLINE
Deadline
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‘In Between Lives’: Harriet Dyer To Topline NBC Clairvoyance Crime Drama Pilot
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@harriet_dyer
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4 years
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@harriet_dyer
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4 years
Mum was interested in my dog’s breed, so she googled “cream chug” thinking that was an adequate description for a cream coloured chihuahua / pug. She did not get dogs.
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
1 year
Are we still tweeting? I dont know. Did Elon ruin it? Is everyone on threads? I'm falling way behind errybody
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
4 years
Didn’t realise how good I had it before the neighbour got drums.
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Harriet Dyer
3 years
Sure sex is good, but have you ever reached your hand to the back seat while you're driving and had your dog high five it?
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
5 years
Next door Neighbour just told me they’re expecting twins. We have to move house now.
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
5 years
Yesterday, on my 31st birthday, this is the character description I got for an audition: “Mangled skin and thin hair. She is seeking a special facial remedy to make her look young again.” Think I’ve got this one in the bag. #31 #happybirthdayharri
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
2 years
Armpits are the groins of the north and should be treated as such.
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
3 years
People only tell you your baby is cute at the end of the flight when it’s all fucking over for everybody involved.
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Harriet Dyer
7 years
Thanks for watching, you beautiful people We can all learn a little from Patricia Saunders & her wide, bright eyes I know I did. #9LoveChild
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
5 years
“You can hold yourself back from the sufferings of the world, that is something you are free to do and it accords with your nature, but perhaps this very holding back is the one suffering you could avoid.” Franz Kafka
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
4 years
My boyfriend just came in to tell me he bought a new horse on Red Dead Redemption and called it ‘Harri Horse’. He gave her a Mohawk mane and a braided tail and said it was the most he had ever paid for a horse. #stillgotit #romanceinlockdown
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
4 years
Outdoor dining in LA just re-opened, I’m at a cafe and I just heard a man say, “I’m literally obsessed with my cat’s breath”. I want to go home again.
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
4 years
Look I know the pandemic and the election are scary enough but check this show out - it was a good one. Happy Halloween XXX
@9Now
9Now
4 years
Starring Australia's own @harriet_dyer , #TheInBetween will make your skin crawl... 👻 Stream it now for free!
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
5 years
Drug testing folks on #newstart is just another nail in the big brother, nanny state, bullshit coffin of this government. Random drug tests in parliament first. Going to Centrelink is depressing enough without weeing in a cup. How demoralising. #auspol
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4 years
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
4 years
Kids with stutters can become president. Women and people of colour can become VP and beyond. Narcissistic, fear mongering liars who have no business running a country can go down. What a day.
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
5 years
I just whispered ‘I love you’ to a plate of tacos.
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
5 years
There’s nothing louder than a house guest trying to be quiet.
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
4 years
Supertrump
@jaketapper
Jake Tapper
4 years
The Why
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
5 years
Aussie fam- episode 1 on tonight on @Foxtel ! American fam- episode 3 will be NEXT WEDNESDAY due to the Stanley Cup. Puck you, hockey. (I actually love it) K bye. X @nbctheinbetween #TheInBetween
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
6 years
I never know where to put a box of tissues in my house. In the kitchen it’s a bit gross, in the bathroom there is already toilet paper and in the bedroom it says ‘chronic masturbators live here’. Send help.
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Harriet Dyer
5 years
This might actually be Donald’s most insane, cruel and backward tweet ever.
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
5 years
She seems like a very happy young girl looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. So nice to see!
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@harriet_dyer
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Harriet Dyer
4 years
was behind a car on the freeway today that had a bumper sticker that said, "my other car is a salad" and I nearly had an accident trying to work out wtf that means. also wear a mask.
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Harriet Dyer
3 years
There are few rages hotter than when your husband wakes up the baby cos he talks too loudly on the phone.
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5 years
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
7 years
@realDonaldTrump You're just the worst.
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
4 years
‘well Trump’s tipped the monopoly board over hasn’t he’ - Dad
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
4 years
Mum can’t pronounce charcuterie. She keeps saying chackachichi. She just said her friend will know how to say it because she never had kids so she’s had time to learn dumb words.
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
5 years
Watching the golden globes with Patty. "Who's that other lady?" "Taylor Swift" . "I just got old didn't I?" @PatrickBrammall #GoldenGlobes
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
8 years
The plebiscite will cost $170M. Just let people love whoever they want & cure cancer with that money or buy everybody a new hat. #plebiscite
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
4 years
@DHughesy I don’t know how all us expats are supposed to get to that one entry point? Getting home right now is already insanely difficult as it is. I don’t see the airlines hurrying to make a direct flight from LA to Avalon. But I hope this wave and lockdown doesn’t last too long.
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Harriet Dyer
4 years
A neighbour across the road cooks until his smoke alarm goes off. Sometimes it sets off another alarm nearby & they beep in concert with each other. He doesn’t care. In week 11 of lockdown this has become too much. Does anyone have any thoughts other than lightly murdering him?
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
5 years
This a beautiful reminder that I used to have a job and a jawline. Thank you.
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
5 years
My grandma just called me a queero for having my hand on her back. #christmas
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
4 years
Aussies, Catch WAKEFIELD on iView April 2nd and then regular telly from April 18th Sundays at 8:30. It’s a brilliant show.
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
4 years
Just when I thought 2020 couldn't get scarier, I saw my first American possum.
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
4 years
my sister and I do this all the time #normal HBD Kylie baby. I hope you get your own shower at last.
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Harriet Dyer
5 years
Been back in Australia a total of forty minutes and @smoothfm953 is already making me misty eyed in the cab. Best welcome home to Straya for Chrissy #stuckonyou #guessimonmyway
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
5 years
I like tea and ghosts. Check out the show tonight on @nbc at 10pm ! @nbctheinbetween weee! #TheInBetween
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
5 years
When my boyfriend makes a dud coffee
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
9 years
Ep5! Passing halfway of this beautiful second series. Thanks everyone who has been watching. #LoveChild @9LoveChild http://t.co/ekJNVDps7X
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
5 years
New episode on this evening friends! ⁦ @nbctheinbetween @nbc #theinbetween
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
5 years
@brookehouts Nope. Nope nope. Not good enough. Life’s hard. Don’t kick your dog.
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Harriet Dyer
6 years
It's a quarter past nine in the morning and I have already watched two Grand Designs episodes in bed and eaten some cold chicken. This day and I are now in a committed relationship.
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
4 years
I don’t mean to brag but I can drive with one window down and my ears don’t feel funny
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
5 years
It’s been a long road, but our show The InBetween gets up tonight at 10pm on @nbc . I’ll be watching along as I haven’t seen it yet myself 🐒 I really appreciate all the support along the way and can’t wait to be in…
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Harriet Dyer
3 years
I know there's a lot going on right now, but I was today years old when I learned it was spelled HANDKERCHIEF not hankerchief. Because it's a kerchief, for your HAND.
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
4 years
Facebook marketplace should be called flakebook flaketflake. You know. Cos of all the flakes. I need to leave my house.
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
5 years
When I wake up without a hangover
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
6 years
I stand with EJ. #istandwithej
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
5 years
Cheer up Cassie. It’s ep 2! @nbctheinbetween #TheInBetween
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Harriet Dyer
4 years
I got two new apps on my phone today. 'PictureThis' plant identifier and 'RV trader' so I guess Covid just turned me into a 65 year old woman from Florida. #week10
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Harriet Dyer
4 years
I WON BEST DRESSED AT MY HIGH SCHOOL FORMAL
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
4 years
I WON THE ELECTION!
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
4 years
Listen up 14 weeks in and I’m pretty sure my dog is my late grandma.
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Harriet Dyer
4 years
“I can cook food and share it? Ok. What are you going to craft? I still can’t get my head around crafting, I mean I’ve made a few poison arrows and stuff. Oh did you start a fire? Your hat is next to your horse.” My boyfriend playing red dead redemption with his brother online.
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
8 years
That's what happens when mum and dad don't wear their glasses #Oscars
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
9 years
HOW GOOD WAS THAT?!! I'm hooked and I've already read it. Awesome work @ItsTessaJames @9LoveChild #lovechild2 #lovechildseason2 #LoveChild
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
7 years
Trying to guess discount codes at online checkouts is one of my weirder hobbies. I normally start with something simple like promo10. Then I get a bit more creative like crazysale50 and then I wonder what the f*ck I'm doing with my life trying to swindle everybody. Try it though.
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
8 years
Mars is looking pretty good right about now. Didn't Matt Damon grow potatoes on it in that movie? I love potatoes. Also - this is insane.
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
10 years
I tapped. The intensity stayed the same. #heylittletoby @fallofasparrow http://t.co/JUZ8iuAEfL
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
7 years
And on my fourth wine tonight I discovered you can do The Nutbush to The Sultans of Swing. Try it. #dyerstraits
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
7 years
Can’t afford a massage? Got nobody to have sex with? Write the word minimum in running writing with a nice pen. You’re welcome.
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
2 years
my new obsession <3
@missdianemorgan
Diane Morgan
2 years
Cunk On Earth starts tonight at 10pm on ⁦ @BBCTwo ⁩ and ⁦ @BBCiPlayer
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
4 years
I just went to send myself a Dahl recipe on Instagram private message and accidentally sent it to @KamalaHarris but I heard on a podcast she loves cooking and as I can’t vote imma leave it there. That’s my warm, hearty, farty support. #vote And eat your lentils.
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Harriet Dyer
7 years
PSA: if you're my friend, you're probably pregnant. they all are. so get a test. don't say I didn't warn you.
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Harriet Dyer
4 years
me thinking about how I used to count this shit in weeks
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
5 years
THAAANK YEEE
@jillian_burkitt
Jillian
5 years
Can we talk about how Cassie is an insanely amazing woman? She is talented, strong, brave, and beautiful. An icon 👏👏 #theinbetween @harriet_dyer
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
5 years
I’m watching my dog watch a cat watching squirrels. #inception #squirrelTV
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
5 years
Grab him by the p***y and throw him outta there, Murica. #impeach #impeachmentday
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
5 years
Fam, we got some democrat debates pre empting us this week. I’m sorry. We will be back next week and from what I’ve heard, no more pre empting. Maybe there’ll be some ghosts in the debate. Thanks for being patient. Harri x @nbctheinbetween #theinbetween @nbc
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
6 years
Tonight I got pulled up for dancing too hard at @nolightsnolycra in Newtown. I was initially defensive and then I realised it was the greatest compliment of my life.
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
3 years
When someone sends me a voice memo back to a text, I die a bit inside. And if you have done this to me, well now you know.
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Harriet Dyer
4 years
51 pages in and this is a triumph @GabrielleGlaser There’s a tv show in Australia called “Love Child” about Australia’s handling of their pregnant unwed mothers set in the 1960’s. I happen to be in it but that is besides the point. Thank you for writing this masterpiece. Truly.
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
2 years
Depression after covid. Anyone ?
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Harriet Dyer
7 years
nothing like a good old unsubscribe session. nothing.
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Harriet Dyer
4 years
I’m in a fantastic mood and it’s freaking me out.
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Harriet Dyer
5 years
"titties are like the sun. you can only look at em for a second" #overheardinbondi
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
4 years
If me this week is anything to go by, my boyfriend’s “type” would be a mix of Sylvia Plath and Bart Simpson.
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
4 years
I love them
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
2 years
Patty is trying to teach our 11 month old that my name is Mum and his name is Brad Pitt.
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@harriet_dyer
Harriet Dyer
7 years
I think spending twenty-five minutes trying to print to your parent's printer in Townsville from LA is time well spent. Not sure what you guys do for fun, or who I am even talking to, but I do that.
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