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Robot known for Robot Girl Kissing™ who talks about vtubers, Fate, FFXIV, etc 〜 VTuber Manager for : @AlmaHexblade 〜 Va-11 Hall-A Purchases: 18 〜 She/Her

S/N: EB-329-PSKG1419
Joined August 2011
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@PasokonGal
🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙
3 years
🤖Hello There🤖 I'm Alma, internet funnybot and '''content''' creator. I say dumb things about tech, anime, and computers. I also talk about how massively attractive I am. (Which I am.) I'm a VTuber over at: @AlmaHexblade . 🤖L8R Nerdos🤖
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@PasokonGal
🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙
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OH THESE ARE TEETH
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HE DID IT #FFXIV
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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙
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Making these is fun.
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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙
1 year
I feel like this is the worst post I've made this month, at least
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@PasokonGal
🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙
5 years
The best announcement out of E3.
@IGN
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Nintendo is doing its best to prioritize the health of developers, even if it means a game will get delayed. #E32019
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@PasokonGal
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florida right now
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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙
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I've lost multiple brain cells while this was in my head
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@PasokonGal
🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙
8 years
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255 RT it for the people who need it.
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@PasokonGal
🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙
5 years
AH I SEE, SHADOWBRINGERS IS THE GAMER EXPANSION
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@PasokonGal
🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙
2 years
Va-11 Hall-A: Cyberpunk Bartender Action (2016)
@softandworm
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2 years
We need more coming-of-age stories except the main character is +25, employed and hates their job, single, with less than one friend, and generally bad at human relationships
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@PasokonGal
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1 year
Logged into FFXIV and immediately lost my mind
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@PasokonGal
🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙
7 years
D.VA'S MECH MAKES SIREN NOISES WHEN YOU BOOST
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@PasokonGal
🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙
8 years
IF YOU TYPE "GG EZ" INTO CHAT ON THE PTR IT DOES THIS
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@PasokonGal
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1 year
@pup_hime I've seen the green and blue ones on bad dragon
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@PasokonGal
🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙
8 years
I DID IT, WE'RE ALL SAVED
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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙
7 years
just rt and hope there's something stupid above it
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@PasokonGal
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8 years
When Blizz officially confirms a gay character in their game
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8 years
MEI GETS SPOOKED
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I remember the special note from the devs after the patch was fixed that said basically "YES WE KNOW HOW FUCKING W I L D THIS COINCIDENCE IS. WE LITERALLY NEVER PLANNED THIS AND YOKO TARO DIDN'T DO THIS AT ALL. IT'S LEGITIMATELY A MISTAKE."
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@PasokonGal
🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙
4 years
Only one raid in and Yoshi-P already regrets his decision
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@PasokonGal
🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙
27 days
It's like I'm watching Icarus fly too close to the sun before getting targeted by a surface to air missile.
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@PasokonGal
🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙
2 years
The theoretical situation to show that "you don't own the jpg" has actually happened This is the best
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web3 is going just great
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FTX-hosted NFTs break after website is redirected to a restructuring page December 7, 2022
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@PasokonGal
🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙
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I'VE SUCCESSFULLY SOLD VA-11 HALL-A TO @magnidezmond THOUGH @noirvesper_en BIG W.
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@PasokonGal
🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙
5 years
YOKO TARO HATES THE SUNKEN TEMPLE OF QARN HE'S BECOMING ONE OF US
@yokotaro
yokotaro
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FF14進捗。Lv50。 「コンテンツルーレットがレベル上げにイイ」と聞いて「あそこの温泉はリウマチにイイ」的な感覚でコンテンツルーレット通ってたら「遺跡探索カルン埋没寺院」とかいうのが出てきて酷い目に遭った。何度も全滅……しつつなんとかクリア……煮えたぎる地獄の温泉だった。
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@PasokonGal
🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙
7 years
if you play the Overwatch lootbox opening noise at exactly 11:59:58 on new years eve, the disappointment will happen exactly at midnight. start off your new year with three whites and a blue
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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙
4 years
YOOOOOOOO @cametek !!!!!!
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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙
2 years
Controversial gaming take time: If the only robots you want to fuck are those shiny twins in Atomic Heart, you're a fake robot fucker and I've come to take your robot fucker permit away form you
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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙
2 years
Happy Cagliostro Day Of Visibility
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5 years
I'm going to punch someone
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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙
5 years
3 years. Two minutes of content.
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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙
5 years
GUYS I'M SCARED
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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙
6 years
RT for luck on your rolls
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@PasokonGal
🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙
2 years
@vanripperart Hey Helltaker, I think you've got the wrong door, the Leather club is two blocks down.
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@PasokonGal
🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙
5 years
Yeah I respect gamer's rights GAMERS RIGHTS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!! BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
@pcgamer
PC Gamer
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Being 'muted' in a game does not violate your civil rights, US federal court declares
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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙
3 years
Hello friends, who love and have bought Va-11 Hall-A with your money this isn't run by anybody associated with the game or anything. block and report as a joking side note, would jill understand these things? probably not. she'd think it's dumb
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@PasokonGal
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MCCREE IS TRANS AND SO AM I IT'S HIGH PRIDE #OverwatchLeague #OWL2018
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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙
4 years
YOU HAVE VA-11 HALL-A IT CAME WITH YOUR FUCKING XBOX GAME PASS
@YsbrydGames
Ysbryd Games | wishlist Demonschool
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It must be happy hour in Glitch City! 🍹 #VA11HALLA : Cyberpunk Bartender Action from our cohort at @SukebanGames is on @XboxGamePassPC this week! 🍺 Check out the games coming soon! More information on Xbox Game Pass for PC!
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rt this to scare a gamer
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[Sees your Draw]
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7 years
One of the two guards always tells the truth. The other guard always lies.
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I RECORDED VIDEO TO SHOW YOU THAT I'M NOT LYING
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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙
8 years
MEME'S DEAD, EVERYONE EVACUATE THE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY
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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙
7 years
So when's this going to happen.
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7 years
Blizzard really doesn't think about what people do with this game, do they
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"Tell me about it...." @YsbrydGames @SukebanGames
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>Apparently the reason why the Note 7 exploded was because they wanted to make thinner phones CAN WE STOP NOW WITH THE THIN SHIT
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>Drops Collab with Niji >Collabs instead with the talent that initially got fucked over holy shit
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1 year
@ByzanWrites I don't even know.
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8 years
Hey, side note: The comic is blocked in Russia.
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MEI DOES THE HARE HARE YUKAI I'M FUCKING DYING THANK YOU BLIZZARD
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I should be doing work but I did this. #FFXIV
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4 years
THE KEYBOARD CABLE IS COILED FUCK YEAH LET'S GO BACK TO EARLY OCMPUTING AESTHETICS
@pcgamer
PC Gamer
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This portable Threadripper PC gives new meaning to the term 'desktop replacement'
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"We were A/B testing and a lot of people didn't like it tee hee oopsie :)"
@Support
Support
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Tweets in chronological order on web has been fixed –– the option to switch your Home timeline view to latest Tweets first was removed for some of you on web. We’ve fixed this and the option should now be available again for everyone.
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Fuck they did it again
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Made up a guy: Guy who sees the Activision Blizzard v. California lawsuit and here excited because it means more Overwatch 2 details coming extremely soon
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me_irl
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Persona: We dance and solve murders Danganronpa: we cry and solve murders Nier: we cry
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Hmmm.... 🤔🤔🤔🤔 @SukebanGames @GirlsFrontlineE
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8 years
BODY ONCE TOLD ME
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6 years
Morning wood? Don't you mean:
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6 years
Y'all are talking about this but I'm wondering where I can buy this fuckin hat.
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8 years
Blizzard taunts us with an actual good Zenyatta skin
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8 years
she has a vaporwave skin SHE HAS A VAPORWAVE SKIN
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6 years
BARBATOS IS DEAD, I REPEAT BARBATOS IS DEAD #FGONA
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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙
3 years
@Kossuel [In The Aether] Emet-Selch, watching us fight Endsinger: and this is why we don't let stem majors work on societal problems
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@CovfefeChan @elonmusk It's uhm... Right there.
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3 years
@ScrewyClassic If we download it 3.1 billion times, we defeat the evil.
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8 years
I JSUT WANTED TO PLAY OVERWATCH WHAT THE FUCK
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8 years
SOME ...
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5 years
No guys seriously I've never seen any MCU movie and this just looks like the highest quality shitpost I could never attain in life.
@aspaul
aspaul
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Imagine seeing this poster and having no idea what the MCU is
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This has been stuck in my head this morning and I need to get it out before it consumes my head via nanomachines #va11halla
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4 years
Thank you for your service, Astolfo....
@Bmatternews
Bridgette Matter
4 years
Demonstrators clearing out. No more than 10 showed up. @ActionNewsJax
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7 years
when you gotta get married at 11 and raid starts at 12
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1 year
I don't know what happened in my brain to make this image
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7 years
IMPORTANT LORE QUESTION, STEP THE FUCK ASIDE #Overwatch
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Who would win: Confident Young Reinhardt vs Glowing 1000 degree knife #Overwatch
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The horrors of what this company has done to copyright law and media ownership overshadows any magic it ever had.
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The AI gen teddy bear got a HUGE HOOOOG
@cal50
prosocial gangstalker
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facebook is just for whatever this is now
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On one hand: Cute! On the other: So anyway it has handles on the shoulders for you to grab, and also to disable it you pull on the battery on its tummy.
@disclosetv
Disclose.tv
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NEW - NYPD adds "robot dog" to force.
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7 years
PAISSA EARRING
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4 years
HAVE PEOPLE CONSIDERED: ALL GACHA IS PREDATORY
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3 years
@oneunderscore__ Don't forget the question about the literal Mona Lisa.
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I got a gift from a friend for Christmas and I can't stop being gay (🖼️: @rinnytanart ) #ロボ子Art
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6 years
WHAT'S UP BITCHES, I GOT AN A ON MY NEIR AUTOMATA PRESENTATION IN ETHICS CLASS
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2 years
Also very important fact. The Jill plushie has a magnet to hold her drink shaker. Dana also has a magnet in her hand, but no accessory. So they can hold hands.
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D O O T 7 6
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SHE LOOMS #va11halla
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9 years
YOU'RE A KID NOW YOU'RE A SQUID NOW YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE DISCONNECTED
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🍹🤖Pasochan (アルマ) 🚲🐙
2 years
Today I learned that the Tesla is auto driving only with cameras oh fuck oh god why fucking hell robot waiters are more advanced than these fucking things you drive in
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