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Bringing back this tumblr post because it kills me every time i read it
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This is the only thing remotely related to Evangelion that i know about
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I can't wait to piss off my entire Monster Hunter Wilds party by using my weapon swap to go from longsword to another longsword just so I don't have to sharpen
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Have you tried Final Fantasy XIV, the critically acclaimed MMO with free trial up to Heavensw-
*Yoshi-p enters my house and beats me to death*
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XIV players discovering raid mechanics and latency purely because of the fall guys event is probably the funniest thing to happen in this game for a while
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Honestly the dumbest part of paying for a billboard to advertise an RP venue in XIV is that you expect FFXIV players to go outside and actually see it
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People like Arthars and Xeno are the exact reason why people are screaming from the rooftops to not focus entirely on Sfia
We have two of the most viewed personalities in the XIV community actively mocking the entire situation and reducing it to monetizable content
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I still love that during the Elpis section of Endwalker, you get told what Meteion's primary question to answer is and Emet-Selch basically looks at Hermes and goes
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My contribution to the "is Dawntrail hard" discussion is that if youre between levels 90 and 100 and still aren't capable of grasping simple mechanics or reacting to things that will kill you, it's not the games fault
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Special 10K follower celebration giveaway!
RT and Like for a chance to win a Mogstation mount, no limit on which!
Giveaway ends Sunday, December 26th at 9:30 PM EST
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Sorry man, the interdimensional traveling bird gets the sidecar and YOU get to pray i dont hit a pothole going 60+
🏍️💨💨🏍️💨💨🏍️💨💨🏍️
#ファンフェス記念アイテム
「ガーロンドGL-IS」登場！
🏍️💨💨🏍️💨💨🏍️💨💨🏍️
🔹地上を高速移動できる2人乗りマウント🧑🤝🧑
🔹可愛いアルファにご注目👀✨
期間限定のセールも実施中です❗️
🔽その他の記念アイテムはこちら
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#FF14
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I played Black Mage in Strayborough last night and I can safely say with my whole chest that I'd rather put my balls in a mantis shrimp enclosure than ever do that again
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I think every raid static at some point should do an irl escape room together just to see what people would do to each other in real life in a prog scenario
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This is genuinely the funniest way SE couldve done headphones for Viera and im so glad they committed to it
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Out of all brands to declare themselves down bad for a FFXIV character i was not expecting Target
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Helldivers is going through its meta discourse and as a Super Citizen Im going to tell you the only DPS you should give a shit about as a Helldiver is your Democracy Per Second
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No, you wont get banned from FFXIV for talking in dungeons
No you wont get banned for offering advice
No you wont get banned for dipping from a stressful DF instance
Every time they update the TOS people act like its the end for literally everyone lmao
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Me: Who designed this personal hell?
Yoshi-P: Mr Ozma
Me: Understandable, have a nice day
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First Viper i see cosplaying Kirito from SAO im banishing to the shadow realm im sorry but thats the rules
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Now im just imagining Koana at a meeting staring Wuk Lamat in the face and going "One more lane, I promise one more lane will fix Tural"
Wuk Lamat, we cannot let Koana become Dawnservant he wants to invent highways which means he’s going to invent the DMV and that’s simply a risk we cannot take
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Me, a seasoned Samurai player, watching in awe as a level 100 Samurai doesnt apply their DoT a single time in an entire dungeon
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I dont like modding games a lot but hearing a loot bug yell "YIPPEEE!!!!" as it drags your friends corpse past you is the greatest thing a game has ever shown me
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Who at SE decided to go from nice, plain looking raid gear to some of the most extra shit ive ever seen
Because they deserve a raise
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FRU is gonna be extremely difficult to tank because we have mitigation for physical and magical damage but nothing for the power of lesbian love
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BRO I JUST WOKE UP TO GETTING DUNKED ON LIKE THIS???
BREAK THE LIMIT
🙂🤨😐😤😡
LIMIT BREAK 3 ‼️
Which
#FFXIV
Limit Break is your favorite?
P.S. Don't forget to lock your hotbars this time... 😏
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Social skills are generally non existent on the internet but i think two big ones people need to learn the most is ignoring and moving away from (harmless) things they dont like and to learn they dont need to formulate reasons to dislike someone they dont vibe with
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Fun fact: XIV has had toxic community members for years, they just got fucking louder because the game population exploded and that means more assholes joined the game
The lack of inward inspection by the overarching community is detrimental to the long term health of it
my overarching point here is that toxicity in final fantasy xiv is not a WoW issue, rather a universal Gaming Community issue. talk to people in any other large gaming community. destiny 2, league, dbd, cod… it’s all the same. thats all im getting at
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I stay out of XIV twitter drama because frankly it's the most brain adding, terminally online bullshit of our generation but every single one of you who's trying to say this is "problematic" and using it as grounds to harass those involved genuinely need to touch grass
🦎I’m thrilled to officially share a masterpiece I asked from
@bakooljaja
and announce that I’ll be signing it at
@animeimpulse
!
She’s such a talented artist, and you can see all the love for this two-headed lizard.
#ffxiv
#bakooljaja
#FFXIVART
#animeimpulse
🦎
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Me on my way back from getting the rare gator spawn on my Island Sanctuary
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The two XIV Boomer reactions to the old trial changes are "NOOO IT WAS A RITE OF PASSAGE TO BE PERMA DEAD" and "Oh thank god i dont have to carry idiots in roulette who die immediately"
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I am a bisexual man that means im attracted to:
-Goth women
-Creatures that cannot be desribed by the human tongue
-Fictional men
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Fondly remembering the time someone in my week 1 static unironically asked "Your clockwise or my clockwise?" during prog
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Honey B Lovely when I forget to call out the stack/spread cast during 2nd Beat
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At this point im begging Yoshi-P to just wear a fake mustache whenever his other game needs to be talked about and just converse with himself on stage
Yoshida: I can’t talk about the FFXVI x FFXIV crossover release date because there’s a panel tomorrow for FFXIV that Producer and Director Yoshi-P will be doing, and I probably should let him talk more about it otherwise he might get mad at me 😰
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
#FF16
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NSFW adventurer plates are causing people to get in trouble, surprising absolutely no one
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We need a Picto weapon thats just a giant crayon and a coloring book
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question of the day what was ur personal dumbest moment in ffxiv. mine was that i didn’t know u should stay perfectly still / out of combat til revive invincibility wears off so that healers can actually heal you
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As a reminder to you bums:
This is an award for Community SUPPORT, not COMMUNITY
So if FFXIV gets it again i dont wanna fuckin see more "BUT THE COMMUNITY IS BAD" takes, its not for them its for the people who work to communicate with us and bring our feedback to the devs
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HEY SQUARE WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
YOU EXPECT ME TO HERD 23 OTHER LOSERS THROUGH THAT???
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Whoever was in charge of Scouting gear design DM me i wanna kiss you on the mouth
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"Toxic WoW player" is now officially shorthand for "People who have opinions i dont like" in the XIV community
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I love that people are so desperate to push back against MSQ hate that they genuinely defend the role quests which, to put it bluntly, are terrible this expac
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And we trusted him to make a complete game with a complete story, now we're BOTH gonna be disappointed
Final Fantasy XV director trusts players not to make nude mods
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How to get a popular post on Twitter:
1. Post the gif of the Dragoon Gauntlet in the cinematic for Final Fantasy XIV: Heavesnward
2. Talk about how you want to fuck the dragoon armor from Final Fantasy XIV Heavensward
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Its been confirmed Sony is entirely responsible for this move and i feel so fucking bad for Arrowhead for having to not only deliver the news but deal with the backlash from it as well
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"FF Stranger in Paradise isnt an isekai"
Why does Limp Bizkit exist in Final Fantasy then answer me Square Enix
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Bouncing on this, bouncing on that
How about you bounce into a job interview
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Watching Pictomancers practice their rotation from a distance deadass looks like this
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Day 1 of being back at work after my Dawntrail vacation:
I wanna go home and play Final Fantasy
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XIV players are not beating the illiterate allegations because I've seen WAY too many people say Samurai got fucked
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This is the active moving of goalposts in action. I've gotten a not insignificant amount of replies in my post saying "He just wants evidence is that so wrong"
When the average response to evidence is this, then it's clear "evidence" doesnt fucking matter
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"Hey Sam whats it like to lead a raid team"
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The year is 2035, Bethesda finally releases Fallout 5. You boot up your PS7 to play it, you exit a vault to blinding sunlight. As it fades youre suddenly in a cart, with a stranger telling you that you were caught trying to cross the border. The title loads
Fallout 5: Skyrim
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Hermes: I sent out the anxious empath bird to gather the meaning of life
Emet-Selch: AND YOU EXPECTED THE RESULT TO BE GOOD *WHY*?
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Yoshi-P failed to mention he is also giving us a special one time use list where he will personally execute one person of your choice
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I honestly hate the "XIV devs should just focus on what theyre good at" argument whenever new content is hitting, or theres a debate on existing content
SE experiments, this isnt a new thing. If they didnt experiment, we would be missing content today that some people love
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Apparently my clip is being used to debate clicking in XIV again so imma do this:
I know people who click who are most likely better than you at the game :)
Dont judge off their methods, judge off the results
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My unhealthy coping mechanism is logging onto the critically acclaimed MMO Final Fantasy XIV now with free trial with unlimited playtime up to level 60 and includes the Heavensward expansion
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This photo needs to be framed and put on display in every Square Enix office
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Log checking your DF group is probably the most turbo loser behavior ive ever heard of good lord
This was in Expert roulette, btw. I never realized that this was a real thing weird people do.
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No hate to Zenos fans but if they bring him back again i will actually get so mad
FFXIV needs to stop killing characters and going SYKE
#EndwalkerSpoilers
It's a secret why Zenos became a Reaper. It's not that they haven't thought about it, they just can't say.
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OK yeah after doing a few runs at it, knee jerk reaction is that Viper just lost a lot of feel that made it fun
No difference in opening GCD, no upkeep that matters, and buttons effectively lost their utility and turned into glorified resource building
Im severely disappointed
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Dog i just logged in what the fuck get off my island you prehistoric piece of shit
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If i ever have a reason to permanently retire from raiding its gonna be this
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DUDE HOLY SHIT
A huge thank you to everyone who submitted their entries for the
#FFXIV
Weapon Design Contest. They were amazing! 🤩
Presenting the winning designs! 🖼️
We are also planning to hold another Weapon Design Contest for reaper and sage, so stay tuned!
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THIS IS THE GOOD BOY OF DEFENSE
RT FOR 5 YEARS OF INCREASED DAMAGE RESISTANCE
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Special 10K follower celebration giveaway!
RT and Like for a chance to win either an Endwalker Digital Collectors Edition, or a Collectors Edition upgrade and 60 days of game time!
Giveaway ends Sunday, December 26th at 10 PM EST
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