Team Wuk Lamat running around Tural: Wow we learned so much about other cultures today! YAYY 🎉
Team Koana running around Tural: yeah man maybe your sister IS the worthy king… but we’re proud of you for reflecting on your weaknesses 👊
Estinien:
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when I got to the end, I was overwhelmed by the gentleness of the writers, who decided that the city of gold, that which mankind had fought for centuries to find, was this. the most precious thing in the world wasn’t money or power, but memories of loved ones.
“Casters don’t really need muscle if they’re just using magic” brother if I tried using fire iv right now the recoil would send me through 3 layers of walls
THINGS U SHOULD BE AWARE OF BEFORE MEDICALLY TRANSITIONING:
-transitioning to female = knockback
-transitioning to male = circular aoe
-no matter the gender, blade dance is a tankbuster that will kill you if you’re undergeared
Wuk Lamat, we cannot let Koana become Dawnservant he wants to invent highways which means he’s going to invent the DMV and that’s simply a risk we cannot take
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Just had the realization that anyone with a wolship kid could just throw said kid in Yyasulani and then come in for free grown abandoned kid like it’s fire emblem fates baby microwave all over again
mads cant stop laughing abt this damn scene its been 3 days and they cant stop saying shit like 'philedelphia..i knew it not as a creamed cheese, but a place'
Thinking abt how Mads and I rewatched edw scenes for funsies and realized we never picked up on how meteion’s list of dead worlds is framed as a fatal flaw or warning of the future for each of the Elpis cast, and of only them (bc there’s no cut to the wol, who’s also present)
the dynamis pf valiantly fighting against negative nancies by being silly is such a beautiful sight.. the resilience of humanity is a trait of ours we should never forget bro
That scene in Mamook feels like I was invited to my bully’s house for dinner by his nice mom only for his dad to yell at him at the table and the dogshit report cards he keeps bringing home is just a symptom of a deeper issue going on w this family
was in an ex1 party and let everyone know that it was my last pull and the mt said 'all good, lets learn a lot while we still have each other'. thats so beautiful. there are some beautiful souls in this goofy ass game
estinien is great representation for people who are still in their 20's and nervous abt flopping in their 30's. look at that beast. all he does is stab things and eat squid. cant hold a conversation to save his life. and hes happy. what a beautiful time your 30's must be
i cannot begin to explain how funny it was to come to a quiet corner of the shroud, hear the fate noise jingle, read that it was about a drunken bar patron, and then walk out to an IMMEDIATE swarm of yokai watch grinders absolutely beating the complete shit out of the guy
me when im doing well in frontlines: IM INSANE. IM INSANE. I CANNOT BE REASONED WITH. IM FUCKING CRAZY
me when im doing badly in frontlines: Why Must We Fight.
ok aymeric i have some good news and some bad news. good news is i killed your father. bad news your ex situationship went beast mode on the dragon balls and crashed my 2005 honda civic into your city. heres the big question: are you mad at me
alisaie consistently continues to be the realest mf in all of eorzea but i also find it hilarious how much she loosens up around the exarch after finding out who he is to the point where shes just says to his face that she wouldve beaten him unconscious
the heavens' ward were wasted in their namesake expansion. it shouldve been like scott pilgrim i shouldve had to fight them off one by one like they were his evil exes in order to kiss aymeric
He’s so cartoonishly princess here. It’s like seeing the difference between a wild wolf and a pampered puppy getting a little bubble bath on tiktok. Did gods perfect killing machine have a yum yum yummy and get a upsetty betty tummy wummy
ysayle wouldve been such a good scion we were so robbed. even aymeric was like it wouldve been sooo slay if ysayle were here to parlay w the dragons with us . but alas. diva down.
god i hate doing the shadowbringers role quests. every time i remember ardbert was alive with friends who he loved and who loved him in turn i feel like stealing something out of yoship's house
The skydeep cenote theme might truly be the best in dawntrail like I feel just as strongly abt the last dungeon theme and yet the way the music swells vibrantly to convey a deep sorrow itches the brain SOOOO well. Something terrible happened here
Fucked up in the club thinking abt the seat of Emet-Selch, overseer of death, trying for eons to preserve life as he knew it while Fandaniel, overseer of life, tried to obliterate everything on etheirys. Fellas I fear we may have strayed from the path of righteousness here
I know everyone already knows this but shadowbringers is so good. It’s so good. Even during moments where it’s slow every part of the story serves to reinforce the overall themes. There are character parallels and foils ALL the way down. There’s not a wasted scene. Video games
i saw a sprout so i gave them a persimmon and 100,000 gil just to be nice, to which they replied in say chat "a tomato" before spearing a gazelle i love this game so much
I love you endwalker I love you emotional catharsis I love you themes of living over surviving I love you hope in the face of despair I love you everyone who’s ever doubted themselves but tried anyway I love you scions I love you
The severity of Asahi’s hate towards Amon is so timelessly hilarious. He really was like “death is not good enough for you. Mods throw this guy back into the endless cycle of samsara”. And then they did
For tanks: Rampart and job-exclusive 30% damage reduction abilities will be upgraded in the 90s level range. Reprisal's duration will be increased to 15 seconds in the 90s level range.
listen i am purposefully keeping out of discourse bc i liked the dawntrail and i want no part in arguing w people about it but i just saw a comment abt how 'even hermes wouldve known wuk lamat was naive' and im CRYINGG like oh so NOW we care about that guys opinion
Every time I think abt haurchefant im like what was that guys problem why was he so willing to help you. But then I thought abt what if a beloved oomf was accused of regicide and was forced to flee the country…like yeah no I get it. You should come to my house. I’ll ask my dad
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That video of the black mage getting pingponged around by their healer and exploding to death was killing me and then I realized it was an emet selch and that the healer was an ardbert and I’m in CRYING like oh azem shard found fucking with emet selch??? fork found in kitchen
yeah im going for a glass cannon build. like the kind of guy whose job distribution you look at and think 'thats amazing. i can very clearly see this guy struggling with simple tasks'
Dark knight deserves a backflip. I should be allowed to backflip. I should be able to swing my huge ass sword behind me and let the momentum carry me back 20 feet. I should be allowed to jump into instant death zones
Meteion’s “‘tis so lonely between the stars” line makes me so sad. Ages of traveling in dark, uncertain cold to land in stars that offered no good news! Hermes you did not make her journey good you did not make it worthwhile
Thinking about how good Ysayle would’ve been in the garlemald arc of endwalker esp when she talks about how she dreams of a world where no child need freeze in the cold and pulling my own hair out