Pasadena Possum
@PasadenaPossum
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My nickname is possum. Its associated with my affinity towards garbage I guess. If I offend you on twitter I truly am sorry.
Joined April 2019
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@mtracey @keepweedillegaI I'm pretty sure that's just artillery on tracks. It's basically only armored for small arms and is used for indirect fire. Instead of being a smartass why don't you just be humble and learn about the stuff you're reporting about.
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@RepCori @repcleaver @GovParsonMO It's cruel and barbaric for you to strip away someone's right to justice. That savage MAN raped and murdered a woman and if it were my wife or family member I wouldn't stop until he was in the ground.
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@cj_ohio @libsoftiktok @washingtonpost @elonmusk Exactly, seems like they need a temporary ban until they learn to not break TOS.
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@heathercampbell @powerbottomdad1 Good thing twitter makes most of its money off engagement. Maybe you should whine to the advertisers like a petulant child lol.
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@ChefGruel Me: "Hey son, do you want pancakes?".Son: "Ohhh Yes".Wife: "What are you doing?".Me: "Making pancakes".Wife: "it almost 1pm".Me: "Yeah so? A chef on twitter just made me want to make pancakes plus your son wants them" 🤷🏼♂️
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@LPofDelaware "This is tails right" is also a glimpse into the types of people that work for the state.
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@counterconor Digging through those comments is hilarious. The best one so far is this person who thinks the revolution will happen during the food shortages caused by climate change in the imminent future
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@Ojeda4America No average citizen would ever get taken to court for over estimating the value of their properties unless the bank loaning the money had an issue. Hope this helps.
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@3YearLetterman @XisMoments Couldn't even fit any rings on those stubby little fingers if he had some. Tragic.
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@McNasty @NoContextHumans Life has become so easy really dumb people end up finding ridiculous ways to die.
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@the_cool_amanda @TheLaurenChen @Mollyissilly Kyle's mom should drive her Lambo into Molly's house just for fun after Kyle gets all that CNN money.
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@HannahDCox @TanaGaneva You should just for a second imagine that zuby was suggesting that people should search for foreign women that do trad wife things, enjoy doing those things and have genuine chemistry. Not this weird abusive trafficking scenario you have playing in your head.
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@ComPalindrome @PostLeftWatch @noctis_nix I wonder how the good people of Hong Kong feel about China. I bet they are starting to feel a bit like slaves.
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@Matthew24081726 @JoshuaPHilll You're talking to people that don't believe in private property.
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@jordanbpeterson Sometimes I wonder if the internet should be turned off. I didn't need to see this.
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@A1paca01 @DonutOperator No for using the government to commandeer private property to accomplish things they should have been taking care of correctly for decades now. It's actually disgusting what the "progressives" are willing to do to make themselves feel better about themselves.
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@Styx666Official I like JP, atleast old JP but thats indefensible. JP just wasn't built for social media lol.
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@Racer45789 @CollapseVids Womans upset her whole house is in the process of being ruined. Man throughout his life learned to accept fate and laugh at his problems, including his wife.
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@ReviewsPossum Nah no way. He got behind the car, looked at the light, thought I'm good why would anyone stop and just started day dreaming lol.
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@cenkuygur No, progressive policies concerning crime and performative race politics is what makes those areas unsafe.
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@a337uk @ConceptualJames @libsoftiktok I think most of the left already considers Asians white adjacent so this ho really doesn't know what she is talking about lol.
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@CopiumMiner Lol I don't think you know how free speech works 🤣. And I could careless about electric cars, I drive an old diesel truck that is definitely killing the planet.
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@Jotilpip @Astro_Jessica @NASA @AstroVicGlover @Astro_ChrisW @Astro_AndreD @Astro_Wittner @astro_hathaway @NASA_Astronauts @NASAArtemis @NASAKennedy Oh stop it. You come up with a way to "save the planet" for .5 percent of the federal budget and maybe they could just print more for you. Also space has many solutions to our problems.
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@bossanovajam @DonutOperator @DCAZELY @POTUS "And then" was an important part of his tweet you apparently missed. Working out really helps with depression and anxiety.
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@AriDrennen @SethDillon Eradicating transgenderism from society merely means stop giving it weight and treat it as we've done in the past. As an illness. No different than body dysmorphophobia. Stop forcing people to cater to the dysmorphophobia and let us live in reality.
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@VinceDaoTV You best not put soy sauce on anything if you are worried about small amounts of phytoestrogen lol. Edamame?!?!?! might as well go buy a bra.
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@DonutOperator @counterconor seems like he'd be a fun addition to range day. If anything the gun purists would have an aneurysm over his bolter project.
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It is probably delicious but that crab cake would get you kicked out of Maryland real quick.
Still one of my favs due to the mini sous chef cameo 1 minute in. Also, if you follow this recipe (which is a couple years old), sub avocado oil mayo.
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@NASAArtemis I just wanted to give Mexico a huge shoutout! We couldn't have done it without you.
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@3YearLetterman @reecethebrah All his 7's jump out of the waterbed once they see his payment plan on the nightstand.
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@FixinYourUglies @2inwashington1 @ChompersRudy @waltermasterson You know about the walmarts pulling out of south chicago? That's because of shitty people like those women. Citizens should absolutely be able to stop a crime in process but also face the consequences of false imprisonment if they get it wrong. easy as that.
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@AdamLeavesEden @scrowder Its not about having bad history my dude, everyone does. Its about what economic system is the most fair to the people of the world. History tells us socialism doesn't work and unless human nature changes, never will.
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@ibbirdman @MattWalshBlog There is a difference between outrage and calling out bullshit. I'd imagine Matt isn't losing any sleep over this but hey I could be wrong.
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@ethelredunread @YALiberty @benshapiro The conservative strategy is let people make their own decisions for themselves because government is basically inept. I would think most liberals would agree with this premise. But alas I am wrong and most liberals chose the authoritarian path.
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@TRHLofficial @MuteToggle "Your dough isn't covering the whole pie. Stop trying to steal my husband".
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@PJ_the_Creator @EddieRancid @clipsthatgohard You mean if every *country* banned single use plastics. The US hardly contributes to this problem. Poor countries with bad waste management and long coastlines are the major problem. The most effective ways to combat this would be to invest into those countries waste management.
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@TheLaurenChen Waffle house needs to just live stream their diners. I feel like it would be quite the money maker for them.
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@GoodOlBeefBoi @WhosYourData444 @rubin_048 @tobinjstone Slavery is the opposite of a free-market. Employees and employers voluntarily entering into employment agreements is 100 percent necessary to a free market.
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@mnewla @CNN @jaketapper You rocking the Ukrainian flag while having this twitter epiphany is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.
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@DrJBhattacharya @ZackStieber My wife was one of them. I should thank him though since she almost doubled her salary and is much happier at this new job who didn't care about vaccination status.
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@AntifaSocialist @KyivIndependent You know the pilots at Evenes airbase are excited as shit right now.
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@TheQuartering Isn't it a dog training business? My guess is they weren't abusing the dog just training it.
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@jordanbpeterson My wife basically got kicked out of her old job for not wanting to get the vax. She said her HR rep was a complete ideologue, rainbow armband and all. All good though she was able to double her salary because of all that nonsense when she switched jobs 👍.
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@Vic_Triol @TheVerdadnow @LPofDelaware He put the car in reverse, not park, and then proceeded to hit the cop with the door as he was driving off. The cop was obviously in the wrong but you gotta get the facts straight.
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@lol_at_me @Courtneyscoffs You kinda proved her point? I don't know if maybe my brain isn't working but wasn't the whole point to say that Men get treated slightly different in competitive sports. This tweet, that was really easy to find, says that men are dismissed and laughed at regarding mental health.
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@mannythefoodie @hodgetwins Damn you fast.
@hodgetwins I love that guy in the steelers jersey just standing there filming and smiling the whole time.
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@C_TwiterGod @DinoVedo @TheOmniLiberal 1. the dangers of covid were overestimated for the vast majority of kids and adults under 60. 2. The whole "you need to get vaxed to help others" line got people fired for no reason. People are warranted in making fun of / being mad at how gaslit we were by the gov/media.
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@CocoaRoulette @Omaddad @unclewhorre @historyoarmani2 You should ask the people trying to cling to our transport planes as we left. There was interest in a democracy it just didn't beat out the religious fervor of the Taliban.
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@KirkWilcox @TheSimpsons @RBReich God damnit The Simpsons used to be awesome. I'm going to go back to pretending they stopped making new episodes 15 years ago now.
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@GOPCowardClub @benshapiro Their individual trials would probably reveal all the answers to your questions right? Isn't the, pardon my language, fucking FBI investigating the whole thing? This is pure politics.
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@RainaRain69 @KimKardashian @GovStitt @justice4julius I'm sorry you are being misled. Julius one hundred percent killed Mr. Powell.
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@MANIC_Inc @OMN1SAM @TheOmniLiberal Milo was visibly upset by the comeback. Destiny, all smiles. Milo gets the L. If you are going to attack someone's lifestyle I think you kind of look like a big baby when they do it back and you whine about it.
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@karonascott @TheDanPeters @IDoTheThinking Sure numerically whites make up the largest percentage of welfare recipients but the white population is much larger so that's a given. I know you probably don't like analyzing anything by per capita but it actually helps get a feel for what's actually going on.
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@mrsdianek @benshapiro There is a 99.8 percent chance that if his kids get infected they would be fine. Probably even higher than that if they don't have an serious medical issues. Stop being dumb.
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@IamSean90 That's really hard to say. I would be all fucked up if I found out my kid wasn't actually mine and I would have to completely detach from him. Depression sometimes ends up winning.
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@MAJTOURE @TRHLofficial @Marcel4Congress Love what you do advocating for your community to be efficient law abiding gun owners but I read Marcel's plan and all it does is to look towards the government for help and thus increases the federal government's size and power. That's not going to resonate with libertarians.
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@sixinheels @DavidOAtkins @Lostpassword7 Even if you hate Elon, why dickride a governement employee who got so much wrong about covid?.
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@Scagz89 @TheOmniLiberal Nah, dude started a relationship with a surfing instructor. One that already had tons of pictures online of her in her bathing suit. Pictures that initially attracted him to her that he liked. Then he drops the ultimatum once he's got her? Kinda fucked up.
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@kieranhannon @JoJoFromJerz Hey look at the rich guy asking everyone to walk out of their jobs and stop educating their children until his version of gun "safety" laws are in place.
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@deuterionxgeass @Kingbingo_ @Devon_Eriksen_ Hiroshima was the command center for all of southern Japan. Also a logistical / staging area. There was also a significant port. The field Marshall there commanded 400k troops. It sucks that civilians died but 🤷🏼♂️ it's war. The Japanese certainly didn't care about killing.
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@halcroen @JamJeff19 @BewilderedOwl93 @MycelialMyths @CAinTX1 @ChairmanGorf Yeah that was painful to read through. I'ma go get some yummy sugar to preserve what braincells I have left. I wouldn't want them to go stale. Or moldy.
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@ReverendAaron1 @LPNational @beinlibertarian It's about the fucks that wanted mandates! I had covid in the beginning and these health fascists wanted to jab my whole family or kick me out of civilized society.
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@ASFleischman Deportations are up but those being released into the country is something like 3x what Trump let in so I think your point is moot.
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@SilentActon @dancohen3000 @TheOmniLiberal I say good advice generally but it's bit arrogant to think a carpet cleaner couldn't be smarter than you. It's stupid, not arrogant, to think a carpet cleaner couldn't be smarter than Dan lol.
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@WalshFreedom What an absolute cope for how pointless it was to try and force the vaccines on people who statistically speaking had basically no chance of developing severe symptoms. Lets also not forget how they also didn't "stop the spread". You're the villain on this one bud.
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@Juggernaut448 @BlueBisonBBQ @eszterr2 @covid_clarity I'm sorry to hear that but the reality is your cousins kid is a statistical anomaly. Its simply not pragmatic to affect 99.9999% (I just winged that correct me) of students negatively to save the very rare case of a child actually being affected by covid.
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