Hammer Paul MkII 🏴⚒🇬🇧
@PTone2021
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Love talking all things West Ham, Brexit, UK Politics (REFORM 🩵), Trump, Covid and Climate Change hoaxes (and Moon Landings). Will almost always FB
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25 years ago today, me and 2 mates, John & Dave, got the 10:45 train from Paddington to Penzance, then “got on our bikes,” to Lands End, to begin our epic ride to John O’Groats; a journey that would see us do 956 miles over 15 days ... 1/2
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Alex Scott getting her thrupennies out again! Take a leaf out of Gabby’s book luv … she’s class 🥰
#SPOTY
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May I present to you, Harry George … our first grandchild. My heart is melting. He is a little beauty … and a little Hammer 🥰💙⚒
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He hasn’t just deleted his tweet … he’s off Twitter. Good riddance
@trevor8sinclair
#TrevorSinclair
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As seems to be the trend today ... I’ve lost 999,740 followers ... just like that!! I’ve been left with a mere 260 very loyal supporters of my new account. Pls RT to improve my current mood. TIA 😘
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This came up on my Timehop app today. You were awesome on that particular gig
@chris_kammy
🥰
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@LozTurner
It’s very liberating isn’t it!! I was with Unilever for 27 years. Asked if there was any chance of redundancy. The answer was no, so I resigned. More to life than stressing on behalf of a massive corporation that gives not one single fvck about you. Go for it 👏🏻👏🏻
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@kforkevinogle
@Brink_Thinker
I see your “sit at the bar,” and raise you “they’re sharing a drink they call loneliness, but it’s better than drinking alone” 👏🏻
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Anyway; enough of all the bad stuff … I’m proud to be able to finally announce that … gonna be a GRANDAD!! So chuffed. Another Hammer will be “walking” the Earth next season 🥰
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@benandjerrysUK
Refuge from what exactly? They’re economic migrants, nothing more, nothing less. They are stretching out already-taught resources to breaking point, but hey, what the hell … let ‘em all come ffs 🤦♂️
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@KeyserSosse
@Kathy74441564
I’ve said it before, and I’ll never tire of saying it … the way you honour our fallen service men and women is fantastic. Bless you for doing that … you should be proud 🙏🏻
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Not sure I’ve seen this on any of your bulletins. Maybe I was out or something? Yeah, that’ll be it … I was out. 🤦♂️
@BBCBreaking
@BBCNews
@BBCNewsnight
🇩🇪 The German farmers have successfully blocked dozens of highways with the help of the German truckers.
This is my view up on a tractor on the A2 - Europe’s busiest highway.
I’m blown away. History in the making.
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Everton fans drowning out the National Anthem, and in the process, doing their bit to confirm that the decision to remove their city’s UNESCO World Heritage status was absolutely correct! 🤬
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This is brilliant!! 🙅♂️
@BillyHo_Golf
… we’ll played champ!!
@Noble16Mark
@_DeclanRice
@WestHam
#bmwchamps
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@wideawake_media
@AlexSho67074066
Back in the day, I’d have said you’re going full David Icke. Now though, having seen how right he’s been, on so many issues, and knowing your background, you need to be listened to. It’s a crazy world atm, and we need more of you ilk, to spread the word 🙏🏻
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@Care4Calais
You cannot POSSIBLY compare Jewish [proper] refugees with the current wave of illegal immigrants, who aren’t fleeing anything
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So, this “Black to Front Project,” gracing Channel 4 all feckin’ day today, is touted as a “diversity project.” And there you have it … diversity, unlike the dictionary definition, is one-way. Think I’ll give Channel 4 a swerve today … ALL DAY! 🤬
#BlackToFront
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@stoney632
@UKAndNIasOne
Dunno why our Ed[d]ie doesn’t just join the queue for the blokes’ bogs … it’s always much shorter 😂
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@matpmod
Oh Mat, Matty, Matthew … where to start? Rejoining ain’t EVER happening … that’s slower than a dead stop! Labour to replace the Tories … less likely than rejoining. Aren’t you bored with perpetually backing the losing team? Stay bitter my friend 😂🤣
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@MindCharity
No we don’t … we REALLY don’t! Careful how you play this one … there’s a lot of money riding on it, and you’re backing the wrong horse. He’s our George Floyd; and Floyd was a low-life. Forgive me if I concentrate on REAL trauma.
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I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again … every time someone says “no comment,” the copper should be allowed to lean over and slap them!! 🤷♂️😂
#24hoursinpolicecustody
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@valoakley25
I’m not a denier, I don’t want the vax, and I comply out of respect for compliers’ fears. I am not rude or aggressive about it. You, on the other hand, seem to be making a habit of rubbing people up the wrong way. Pack it in!! 🤦♂️
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@Haytham_MG
@KathyDaSilva2
Not quite as painful as watching the horrific scenes on 7/10 though, I’d wager!
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@Iain643
@awpersonal
@Morrisons
@Lidls
Ooooh! Iain’s a bit of a lad on the quiet. What you REALLY mean is ... you can’t afford to shop in Morrison’s 😂🤣
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@footballconfid1
@Joey7Barton
@theJeremyVine
You’ve TOTALLY misread the room on this. Embarrassing 🤦♂️
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Anyone else have a little giggle at AJ losing tonight? 😁
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@George36922673
@mattletiss7
Unlike Matt, and many of us, it sounds like you’re cool in believing everything the govt and the media tell you, without question. Critical thinking … you might wanna give it a go sometime 🤦♂️
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Can cricket commentators PLEASE refer to batsmen as batsmen … not feckin’ “batters!” And, whilst I’m on … men’s football has a MAN of the match, not a feckin’ PLAYER otm 🤦♂️
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Leicester is a microcosm of what’s to come, if nothing is done … and soon! I attach ZERO blame to the Hindus btw. These are OUR streets, not Islamic fundamentalists 🤬
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I’m no train-spotter (honest), but these beasts are awesome close up 🚂🥰
#sheringham
#steamtrain
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Anyone else got the feeling the copper who shot Kaba is about to be thrown under the bus? WTF was he supposed to do, when faced with a tagged car being driven at him, or colleagues. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes 🤷♂️
#ChrisKaba
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Lost a dear friend of 20 years today. I’ve lost relatives before, but nearly 20 years since I lost a friend. I don’t quite know where to put myself right now. One of the nicest, straight-up blokes you could wish to meet. Live for today. RIP Bob 🙏🏻
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When you go to a beautiful Italian restaurant, to celebrate your sister and brother-in-law’s Ruby anniversary, and your eldest sister waves her arms about (🤦♂️). It was like a feckin’ crime scene. Fuxake!! 😂🤣
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Just had a bag of Walkers baked crisps. They claim 50% less fat. Not surprised; there’s 50% less feckin’ crisps in there!! 😂
*I am aware that’s not how maths works btw 😉
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@JasonThackrah
@cwghost1
@petenew100
@Keir_Starmer
But, he can’t have been guilty in any way … because he’s … well, y’know …
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@terrychristian
@Ashley067817084
Most? Seriously? You were asked to name them … but you can’t 😂
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Saw this earlier, and it’s SO true. With due acknowledgment to whoever it was that posted it originally … 🙏🏻
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Has anyone ever seen Mikel Arteta and Captain Black in the same room? 🤷♂️
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@ronniethed
@EssexPR
@sainsburys
“informed?” Are you kidding me? You haven’t got a feckin’ clue have you? I rarely use the word ‘sheep’ in discussions re Covid, but you win a prize as being the most stupid, even amongst the sheep! FFS 🤦♂️
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@LittleBoats2020
I love that they ask for a donation, to buy a phone for a refugee after the message has been sent 😂🤣
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Not generally given to heavenly birthdays, but sometimes it just feels right. Dad’s been gone nearly 15 years now. Missing you on your 89th big man 🙏🏻🥰
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@Suhail51639090
@RichardOsborne2
@5Pillarsuk
You can protest all you like, but this is OUR country, and we live by OUR rules. Got that? Good! 🤬
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@MAbadullah
@oliviamike1994
@Channel4
My guess is that you’re the epitome of racism and Anti-Semitism. Just a guess … convince me otherwise 🤦♂️
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@darrengrimes_
They’re just ridiculous! Weirdly, and somewhat amazingly, we’re still a predominantly white country, with predominantly same-colour relationships. Ipso facto, our historically white monarchy, remains white. Go to Africa, and ask why there no prominent white folk 🤦♂️🤬
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@YorksRose_84
@hunkiedorie
Support’s growing EVERYWHERE mate! The tide is turning … what with the Palestinian flag being paraded throughout the country; it’s having an effect on our seemingly apathetic population 🙏🏻
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@UKUpdates_co_uk
@Leigh_RedDragon
@reformparty_uk
If it’s good enough for Nige, it’s good enough for me.
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Love
#TheChase
… hate that annoying sponsor’s bingo ad at EVERY ad break. How many puns etc can you make out of the word BINGO 😩
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This 4.5 litre bottle contains 1p, 2p and 5p coins. Just about to count it. How much do you reckon? Nearest guess wins nothing but my undying respect 💰😂
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@IlloHouseofLord
@bobscartoons
So, we just ignore the truth, to spare the feelings of the bereaved? The truth would provide more comfort to those millions who ran scared of, and are still running scared of, this generally harmless virus. Have a word with yourself mate ffs
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@CDP1882
@firstyorks2017
Guessing the evidence provided by said body-cam was pretty damning for Kaba … as we all knew it would be. How about, instead of “stepping back,” they take to msm, and let everyone know!! Simple really
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@ztkelly
@mattletiss7
Pregnant women are at a minuscule risk from Covid, because they are generally, by definition, young. Why on Earth would they take an unnecessary vaccine, which could do more harm than good?
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@KeyserSosse
I am in awe of your daily posts re our fallen. It makes me sad, but it also lifts my heart, to know that these lads (and lasses), would lay down their lives for the country they loved 🙏🏻
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Bobby Charlton’s England goal record, having been beaten by Rooney, now looks like being obliterated by Kane. Then again, Sir Bobby never played the likes of San Marino. He played twice v Luxembourg, scoring 5, the rest (that he scored against), were PROPER teams 🏴
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@CloudVolumesGuy
@BuzzShite
@RaeGun2k
@redsince57
Pronouns are mere words mate. You can’t say a sentence about someone, without them. However; I will never address a bloke in a dress as “Miss” … it ain’t happening! 🤦♂️😂
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@spidey884
@BadEvilDick
You’re missing the point … it’s about the fact that the vax’d are dying at a higher rate than the unvax’d, presumably using the same metric as has been used for the last 18 months, rightly or otherwise
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Today marks 40 years since the start of the Falklands War. The outcome was never really in doubt, but every life lost, on both sides, was a tragedy. This is one of the most iconic images for me. Bless you all 🇬🇧🙏🏻🇦🇷
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@GarfieldUtd
@LBC
She’s making it up! I bet you could ask a thousand normal folk who she is, and NOBODY would have a clue 😂🤣
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When you’ve known your best mate for over 60 years, and they still make you laugh out loud 🥰
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@GarethBarkley
@ABridgen
Why is it so hard for you to accept it needs investigation? Many of us don’t believe Covid is capable of killing young, healthy people. You are just happy to accept what the govt and msm tell you.
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@euphorio_
@Chinn888
Get trans out of the military … they’re not normal … they will stay confused, and you don’t want confusion in the military
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Hammers cruising
Spurs getting mullered
… if Carlsberg did Sundays …
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@Mexico1978R
@Kalimeralynn
A large proportion of ANY money that goes to Africa will be misappropriated. They’re corrupt to the core 🤷♂️
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@mattletiss7
I agree with most of what you say Matt, but this is calling out the likelihood that Hamas, who are the polar opposite of peace-loving people. And I’d like to think that if a 7/10 happened here, we’d act as Israel has 🇮🇱
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I’m ba-ackkkk! I’ve seen some good stuff in here in the last 7 days, but haven’t been able to comment, or even like! All because I called Vine a cr*tin, and used the word b*llsh*t 🤷♂️🤦♂️
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@RotoDynamite
@PLannby
I remember dressing my Action Man as a Mountie back in the day. Really iconic. Now, they’re just henchmen for a tyrant, imposing his agenda on his own freedom-loving citizens. God Bless The Truckers, and all who support them
#CanadaTruckers
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@OliverCooper
And some poor sap gets jailed for leaving a bacon sarnie outside a mosque. FFS 🤦♂️🤬
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@Morrisons
@Blokeonabike2
Your cameras are not for our security, they’re disrespecting our privacy! I will give Morrisons a swerve, and find somewhere less intrusive to shop. Oh, and your bio flag stinks the place out too 🤬
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@BurnsideNotTosh
You do post some good stuff on here, but this one is absolute bollocks! No pension, private or state, is keeping up with inflation; so, unless pensioners work on … and on, they’re going to fall behind. Especially galling considering where other billions go every year
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Don’t leave me on 666 followers for the England game ... pleeeease 😱🙏🏻
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I remember a time when 21 seemed old. Today, I turn 3 times that, and although my mind still thinks I’m 21, my body tells me otherwise 😂🤣
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Lee Mack on Gone Fishing is a total non-event. For a start, he’s a feckin’ VEGAN. Come back soon Bob 🙏🏻
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@ClaudiaWebbe
@SamanthaTaghoy
Surely only libellous if it contains falsehoods. Did you, or did you not get convicted as stated? Just because you don’t like it being continually aired in public, doesn’t make it libellous 🤦♂️
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@JoshHousden
If you think men beating up women is acceptable, then you’re nothing short of a CUNT!
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@Resilient_Vet
This was last year, in America, at the height of the post-Floyd trouble. That took guts at the time. She is a legend!!
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@brian_coyle
@MrBrendanCox
@ifsbutsnmaybes
Says a bloke flying a Ukrainian flag! Cant get much more right wing than that you berk!! 😂🤣
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6 miles for us must be about 20 for our Reggie. He’s f*cked … and he’s snoring!! 😂🤣
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@WHUFCFZ
Guessing the same for Zouma and Dawson, for leaving him TOTALLY isolated? Or, are they immune? Have a word with yourself mate 🤦♂️
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@GeraldKutney
@goddeketal
Riddle me this:
Why was the earth warmer pre the industrial revolution? You won’t, because you can’t 🤦♂️
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Had a bit of a near-death experience earlier. Some twat just veered across to our side of the road, and hit us straight on. Feckin’ scary!! 😱🤬
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@PatrickChristys
@GBNEWS
No. Fecking. Way!!! We are a Christian country, and it is our right to take the piss out of whatever religion we like, with impunity. If they don’t like it, they can always feck off to a Muslim nation. Oh no, hold up … they wouldn’t get free stuff anywhere else 🤬
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