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Smartass but I’m playing dumb @Dolphins @OrlandoMagic @TBLightning #BBN liberal AF.
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You’ve heard of
#loveatfirstsight
? Five years ago today, I logged onto apet adoption site to “see what was out there”.
And the rest is history.
#dogs
#dogsoftwitter
#adopt
#savealife
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@MeidasTouch
@J_Mei21
Yea. She is not fed up with him. She’s not a hostage. She’s a willing participant in everything and is complicit.
I mean let’s be real.
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Happy middle school Aaron Harrison guarding Tyler Ulis day.
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When you finally beat a SEC team again after losing your last four matchups by a combined 183-64
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Kentucky and Kansas both 25-6. Both 14-4 in their conference. Both conferences considered equally good.
If there was only some way to see who should get a higher seeding…
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No one forgets that Kentucky was Kentucky before John Calipari and will be after Calipari.
That’s dumb.
You guys forced out a HOF coach and amazing person that devoted his life to the Commonwealth.
No other coach would raise millions to help tornado and flood victims.
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Omg. He sniffs his fingers after. Lol
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@tubbyd21
@youknowme007700
@RexChapman
Oh noooooo. You’ve missed Tubby’s deep thoughts of which he is paying $8 to try and make relevant.
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@EverettDixon11
@coachkat_man
@NoBayouBridge
@supmikeclines
Or get invited to the White House for hamberders
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@Drew28902606
@stoolpresidente
Free thinker pays $8 for twitter and subscribes to every crackpot conspiracy.
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@RETUSAF1STSGT
@FL_lewoo
@jimmykimmel
Weren’t you snowflakes just whining about your precious Laura being boycotted? So simple and inconsistent.
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@Milly3477
@RexChapman
Just saw your timeline.
I’m sure he would be more tolerable to you if he was tweeting the Trump propaganda you enjoy.
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@yourpitboss
@benandjerrys
They are going to go bankrupt over your non business.
May want to stop buying your two McRibs because this will trigger you too.
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@CharlesHouser1
@ByPatForde
I’d say they are rolling over in their graves because they made great sacrifices and some of them died for our freedoms and people today are too damn selfish to wear a mask because they wanted a haircut.
Now that is soft.
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This and “born in the USA” are the most misunderstood songs by Trumpers.
“Fortunate Son” plays as Trump de-planes, an entry for the “nobody listened to the lyrics” hall of fame.
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@JhnAdmz
@MeidasTouch
Dude that paid $8 to a billionaire and gets his news from memes calls someone “embarrassing”.
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Bill DeBlasio casually shitting on Obama is not what you want for a surrogate for Bernie.
@msnbc
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@nana2threlilapp
@UKCoachCalipari
@BarackObama
@robertwolf32
No. His players are thrilled for him and jealous even. You are the one upset.
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@OfMoops
@vote4robgill
@DRoseTV
@WISN12News
A minority would not be out on bail for a double homicide. Thanks for playing though.
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@LotusTom
@hellojed
@Olivianuzzi
He's not yelling. And this is not a good way to try and promote your shitty podcast lol.
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Amazing how
#TheWalkingDead
is really not about the zombies at all anymore but how sick and twisted humanity becomes when law and order lost
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Kentucky has won three titles in 42 years. I really don’t get how some of us are so entitled that we expect one every single year.
Is Kentucky basketball in a better place overall as to when Calipari took over?
This year is a dog. I get it. But the guys a HOF.
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@J_Mei21
My HBO max is screwed up today so did not see last night’s but he has definitely shifted.
His Schtick is cancel culture and blaming fat people for getting sick with covid lately.
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Kudos to
@HowardStern
for leading the fight against vocal fry. HE is the only major voice taking this on. Drive me crazy
@sternshow
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@TRun_1994
@MikeSilver
“Ohio state Buckeyes fan for life” refuses to accept Saint Urban is a stain on society.
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@pattonoswalt
I have always said that liberal snark is one of the best weapons that we have. Conservatives can not deal with sarcasm or snark.
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@aravosis
@blakeaparker
texting with a friend today that is legit considering moving to Europe with his BF. And he is not irrational
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@slam761
@Sharleesmad
@bubbaprog
Imagine being mad about something for over two years when you could have easily researched it yourself. But you do you with your “no Biden” BS.
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@JacobAWohl
I was at my local federal prosecutors office the other day and I heard a couple of them talking about how you and your Dad were going to prison soon and how thankful they were for that.
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@EllenTroxclair
Weren’t you just whining about a book about Santa and his husband and melting down? Try walking through a bookstore without getting triggered.
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@MarcoA1227
@MarcACaputo
Looking at your timeline, I know you desperately want to blame someone than your lord and savior DeSantis, but the media and meteorologists are not responsible for evacuating people.
Maybe he should have paid more attention to his state than Martha’s Vineyard
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@fawfulfan
@robvertrees
I remember the last time he got involved. His gofundme was up and running before he got to the ER.
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@tatonka26
@davidhogg111
@facebook
Did you get the sense of shame that normal people would get for trolling a high school kid that survived a school shooting?
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@Martinez050408
@PFF
Let’s take football analysis from the guy that does not know they are not in the same division.
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Is it bad that I want to win the SECT just to piss off the anti-kneelers?
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Coach K saw how much the recruits like Calipari doing the Arrow to honor Murray so he plans to trip a random dude to honor Grayson Allen
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Note to “the real” uk basketball fans: if watching this team makes you so miserable that you feel you have to bitch incessantly about it, take the rest of the season off for your own good.
We’ll struggle through for you.
See you in October.
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OMG.
@HowardStern
doing his parents talking about the double decker has me crying. Thanks
@sternshow
for the Monday laugh
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@RobMoyerTO
@aravosis
@blakeaparker
you know what? He lost friends when 49 gay people slaughtered so ill fight for him
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@Frodub
@sportingnews
Good to see that he did go ahead and follow up on his threat to boycott the super bowl.
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@acidrebel
@mcuban
hey mark, even if you go broke and lose a billion bucks you can not pay taxes for 18 years.
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People that start tweeting 40-0 will be blocked. Just saying. I don't wanna hear that crap again. But I will buy a shirt NEXT April
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@PhilipAnde25595
@Lakergregg
They almost killed me when I did an insurrection. Give me money now please. Grifters all and one.
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It’s very underrated but
#TheBlacklist
deserves to be mentioned as one of the best shows on TV. Each season has its unique story arc and a show that should have gotten old continues to be fresh.
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@blakehounshell
Maybe the President should get off Twitter then. For the good of the country.
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I'm gonna take a page out of the
@rex_rexchapman
book. So if there are any other liberals/progressives that are
#BBN
that I am not following let me know and I'll follow. Even if you don't follow, add me and I'll follow.
We need to get through this together.
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@ikebarinholtz
Be careful, Ike. Old mike likes to talk tough but he's a snowflake when it comes to bringing up his dog murdering son
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@UKDad21
@GeorgeTakei
@RLElam
Pretty sure HRC would have gotten congressional approval instead of being a cowboy.
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@ShahChowdhury21
@lisamichelle771
@Rob_Martinez2
@PathwaysDavid
@kylegriffin1
We’ve moved on from Obama, bro. It’s 2018.
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All you have to do is compare Calipari’s comments to this guy to see who the real 🤡 is.
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@brianstelter
so when is a cable outlet going to grow a pair and not cover his rallies? I can do without hearing him till the debates.
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@MubeenFatma
@davenewworld_2
We are four months into a pandemic. He does not need a free mask
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