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68% of Nigerians are under 30.
If any of you can show me what the median or mode salary of Nigerians in that age bracket is, let’s talk.
Ain’t got time for silly folks who don’t understand data or relativity.
Once you’re a young man that’s crossed the 200k NGN per month earning mark in Nigeria 🇳🇬, trust me bro your options plenty dieeeeeeee!!!!!!
Do. Not. Settle. For. Less.
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A President that only ‘won’ 4 out 17 Southern states is VERY FAR from being a Southern president.
Scratch that - he only won 3 cos Wike wrote the 4th with the blood of NYSC corp members on duty.
I hope he pays with everything dear to him someday.
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5k can’t even buy moimoi & pap at your shop nau 🥹🥹
Beru Olohun Olori gbigbe yi nau…😊
Yours beansly.
Anyone on the island (Ajah/ibeju Lekki) willing to usher for an event this morning ?
Pay is 5k
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Dubai visa. LIE
Port harcourt refinery. LIE
Student loans. LIE
Foreign investment. LIE
Petrol price reduction. LIE
Now Maersk $600m again, LIESSSS!
Ask yourself if you’re not unfortunate, why are you supporting this government?
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Seyi Makinde’s wife is from Rivers.
Rotimi Akeredolu’s wife is from Imo.
Not once dod it come up during their many runs to be governor.
But mega city oribuuu makes it a case every 4 years and idiots supporting such come out to gloat after!
Bunch of asinine self serving twats
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Once you’re a young man that’s crossed the 200k NGN per month earning mark in Nigeria 🇳🇬, trust me bro your options plenty dieeeeeeee!!!!!!
Do. Not. Settle. For. Less.
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I don’t want sex. I want to be understood. I want to never feel alone. I want to come home to someone I miss all day when I’m at work. I want someone who motivates me. I want someone who trusts me. I want someone who loves me for me, not what I do. I want real love🥺
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30+ women: Baby are you preparing for your appraisal? Have you spoken to your line manager about it? While cradling your head in their bosom and stroking gently 😍😍😍
20+ women: you’re yet to like my IG post since o. Ehn ehn.🤡🤡🤡
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Marketing Management ❌
Business Management ❌
International management ❌
Human Resources ❌
Public administration ❌
Data analytics ✅
Business analytics ✅
Digital marketing ✅
Software engineering ✅
Computer science ✅
Project management ✅
Product engineering ✅
Friendly reminder. Its easy to get student visa to come uk, but please pick a course that would get you a job that would sponsor your work visa.
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Try working in an international team when they’re discussing holiday plans.
You go cry blood.
I was arguing with my friend’s brother because he said he doesn’t know what a visa looks like. 😡
Hear me out! They are from Sweden and the boy has never gotten a visa on his passport but has traveled the whole Europe and North America. I had to start explaining that it’s a
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Made all the noise about launching 62 fire trucks, even did a silly road show.
Just one week after, zero response to a fire in the heart of the CBD.
But modern and efficient Lagos yunno with the 25 year Master plan…
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Na why you be side chick for like 16 seasons of TMC be this.
Ever notice that Amala and Ewedu has green, yello and red colours in it? Like the colours you usually find on most african flags? Exactly. Gutter food. Like some of our useless leaders smh
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You’re not the real enemy Theo, poverty is.
Of money and morals and you lack both which makes you a victim 🥹
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$1.2bn loan to ‘commission’ a test run of 13km & 5 stops of light rail after 13 years.
1 KM = 1 YEAR
3 Governors, One APC
Used diesel locomotive to pull ‘ELECTRIC’ coaches for the test but those not buying the BS are enemies of progress 😊😊😊
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Remi Tinubu isn't even bothering to campaign. You peasants have no choice than to vote her.
Hence why her campaign is titled "Appreciation".
Appreciate your master Lagos!
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People are saying - ‘don’t celebrate a 13km test run that isn’t even electrified let alone functional at the cost of $1.2bn that took 13 years to build.’
Surely this can’t be too hard to understand!
Lagos launched a Light-rail system and people are shouting that we shouldn’t celebrate because ‘other developed countries have better things’.
How can you tell someone with a single dress not to celebrate 5 new sets of clothing because Dangote has 300 boxes full of clothes?😢
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A 30+ man doesn’t owe you prime performance during knacks.
You missed his glory days and that’s your fault!
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“Dubai is back…”
Several months after, not one visa has been issued.
A government of lies and propaganda, held up by rigging and brigandage.
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People are buying WAW ‘cos they’re POORER, not because WAW is better ffs 🤦♂️
Shouldn’t this be common sense?
Ariel is a premium washing detergent everywhere in the world, why are people still buying it?
P & G can’t compete again , especially when Dr Brown and Molfix have take over the diapers market , and the like of Waw in the detergent market , when was the last time anyone of you bought Ariel ?
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Ask anyone who’s relocated successfully, they tell you the first 2 years are the toughest before you balance.
You think 2 years of instability is beans???
JAPA japa like say Na Oshodi or Sango Ota
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We drove from Enugu to Uyo yesterday.
Enugu
Imo
Abia
Akwa Ibom.
Guess which state had the worst roads and most obvious lack of development?
Not Rochas' Imo, No.
ABIA - everything about that state is a MESS!!!
NOTHING IS WORKING except Okezie's billboards!
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Best country in the world to be an employee is France.
This country 9/5 takes 75mins break.
15mins tea break in the morning, 45mins lunch break and 15mins tea break later in the afternoon.
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If your candidate can say this authoritatively, step out!
“No Kobo of Anambra money went missing during my tenure”
- Peter Obi
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It’s a shame that you
@MTforChange
a beneficiary of sane working environment in a multinational like Shell will be bold about posting such an exploitative JD ‘cos you have $1000 to spare monthly.
The value this person will accrue to you & your business will at least be 10X ffs
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HushPuppi no chop life reach MC Oluomo if we’re keeping it a 💯.
Worst case Na draw!
Whatttttt!!!!
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30+ women will pay for weekend getaway and still help with your PowerPoint slides and Excel sheets.
You see those 20+, tueeehhh!
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It’s taken pressure from
1. Governor
2. Speaker House of Reps
3. Member, HOA
For one DPO to let lawyers and parents see wrongfully detained protesters!!!
And you tell us NOT to March?
An ordinary fucking DPO ffs
#SARSMUSTENDNOW
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Proximity =|= Access
This is the lesson many of you angling for relevance and defending politicians need to remember.
You’ll never access the privileges or perks of the elites this way!
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The number of dud cheques 'rich' people gave me in Lagos reach one exercise book.
People will order customized bottles of luxury whiskey and refuse to pay.
worst part is you can't even waylay them cos you can't enter NICON or VGC in anger.
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Exciting news - Postgrad program over!
GPA - 3.88 out of 4
MSc International Business & Technology
Officially out of reasons to give my mother for being unmarried! 😭😭😭
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LMAOOOOOOOOOO
Mad that Ilorin is teaching Lagos how to organise a Twitter connect event 🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯
Awon omo Alalubarika. Pawon !!!
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Dayo Israel didn’t become youth leader by defending the unfortunate ruling party on Twitter every day.
He’s always been one of them - he’s from the right family, YOU’RE NOT!
Even cry baby was smart enough to marry into the right family, that’s why his tears made a difference!
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If you owe salaries, you’ll definitely owe taxes and suppliers.
No government is wooing ONIGBESE entrepreneurs ko get out danu danu
The woman selling Amala at the park is more valuable if we’re keeping it 💯
"Who asked them to be a founder" is such a wild thing to say. There's a reason why states fall over themselves to encourage, attract, and support entrepreneurs.
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And the curtain falls!🥲🥲🥲
6 years & 5 roles later, my shift
@GuinnessNGRPlc
is over!
Mixed feelings considering my journey to being the Commercial leader I am today.
Joined as a Global Graduate Trainee in 2015 & leaving as Commercial Innovation Manager.
🥂 to the future!
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Just so we are clear , you're NOT an entrepreneur (you're not solving any problem)
You're a TRADER selling online (you most likely can't afford rent anyway).
What's with the silly condescension and looking down on salary earners?
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@Dontee___
tweeted about his legislative aide friend earning << 200k while having to take night buses to & fro Abuja every week while his Oga flew.
No one should be risking his life that way for 200k in 2022!
Yet these are the people you guys kill to defend!
Proximity =|= Access
This is the lesson many of you angling for relevance and defending politicians need to remember.
You’ll never access the privileges or perks of the elites this way!
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The trekking I'm seeing in Ikeja is loud o.
From Acme to Allen.
Oba Akran to Adeniyi Jones
Pregnant women.
Women with children on their backs.
Aged citizens.
There's no rationalizing this madness.
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Most of you declaring 400k isn’t enough have never earned it sha.
End.
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Standard monthly bills you can't escape
Laundry - 15k
DSTV - 10k
Internet - 10k
Electricity - 5k
Gen fuel - 5k
Car fuel - 25k
Trash/Security - 5k
Add
Food
Rent
Remittances to family & friends
Entertainment
I'm in tears 😭😭😭
Elo ni salary mi gan self? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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-You’d love to work in Germany 🇩🇪
-Minimum 3 years commercial or growth marketing experience (FMCG, Tech or Telecoms strongly encouraged)
- Shoot your ONE PAGE CV to opebadmus.r
@outlook
.com
Please Google the EU CV template and adjust your CV accordingly!
All the best!!!
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Now is a very good time to be working for the Big 4 in Nigeria.
The UK branches are poaching good hands as e Dey hot.
Don’t dull. It’s easier and faster than Canadian express entry. You’re welcome.
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Times are hard, yes but a working country is your best bet! It’s OUR BEST BET!
It’s why posting your appointment letter into a 500 man youth/women committee isn’t the flex you think it is.
You have no say.
You have zero leverage!
YOU’RE NOT AT THE TABLE!
It’s an ILLUSION!
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This is my year of ease, I'm not struggling for anything this year. Everything will come to me with ease.
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6500 people voted
6500 votes sorted
Between 9am and 11:40am
LMAO. You no kuku fear God before
Kosofe LG Ward D, Emmanuel Primary School.
Result:
Ward D, Kosofe Local Government
Mr Babajide Sanwo-Olu: 4,800.
Mr Akinwunmi Ambode: 1,700.
#LagosAPCPrimaries
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Online parents swore they were better parents than this guy for grounding him and his electronics that year
😂😂😂 Twats
Since I restricted ALL electronics for Obi (10) he has turned into a beast of a reader. Churning through a book a week and he even bugged me to complete the Percy Jackson franchise. This is definitely a big win for the clan. A few years back we had to force him to read. 🙏🏾
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Called out for your notorious duplicity and lies but “sha get a life” yen yen yen.
Elenu petepete bi odi ada…
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You can study French for 1 year in Nigeria and apply for a French taught MSc in France. Zero tuition. Straightforward visa.
If you want to Japa via study, and you don’t have much money. You can look beyond countriesUK, US, Canada, Germany, Ireland etc. Czech Republic is a good alternative, you can do masters with about €4K.
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Pasuma started singing Fuji professionally in 1984.
He didn’t get his break till 1993 when he recorded his first album.
His big break came in 1995 with Orobokibo.
He cross pollinated Fuji with Afro Pop in 1999 on Remedies track - Shade.
37 YEARS strong. Massively underrated!
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What a speech! Damn it, Obama no do reach this one tbh!
Listen to Peter Obi’s closing statement today at Brekete Family Program. PO remains the most qualified and competent candidate in this election. Nigeria needs Peter Obi. Vote LP✅
#PeterObi4President2023
#PeterObiForPresident2023
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If proximity always made a difference, ask how many of their staff have upgraded stations despite serving them for many years.
If only you knew how these things work, perhaps you’d think better. Perhaps you’d do better.
Shalom!
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Immigration is a net benefit policy. No country in the world opens its doors out of the goodness of their hearts.
They do because it’s beneficial to do so (even when it’s masked as a moral obligation like taking in refugees).
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Lmaoooooooo. Shiro too Madddd.
I don open Black Label one night before I see price list.
It became Erujeje bitters instantly in my mouth. I took the empty bottle home in anger. 🤣
First time I ate at shiro, I was too shocked by the price to register whether or not the food was sweet..
It wasn’t even my money 😭
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If you’re a graduate (BSc) and you pay people for things like:
Visa application
MSc application
How to make money online masterclass
How to dominate IG
How to book cheap flights & hotels
It’s unfair to the degree you hold and your university tbh.
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Abuja - Kaduna , uncompleted
Lagos - Ibadan, uncompleted
Oyo - Ilorin , uncompleted
Power ministry - huge mess and serial failure he had to be stripped.
Define what being overrated means again?
Governance isn’t all about EMOTIONS, how can a grown man say “Fashola is overrated” fgs ?
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Naija Top 10 on MTV Base and TG Omori directed like 5.
Mad o
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Everyone with half a brain knew the whole positivity bullshit was propaganda and a psy op.
A government that’s approaching one year in office with NOTHING TO CELEBRATE has to find an angle to spin.
Lmao. It was all an AgEnDa afterall.
**Acts Surprised**
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€130,000 P/A
Gross - €10,921 per month
Net - €5689 monthly
Dublin, Ireland 🇮🇪
I burst into tears whenever I remember this. Trenches get grade abeg!
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@phemosky2010
1. Waterways - 24 years of APC in Lagos, how many passengers have been taken off the roads?
2. Abuja had a monorail project as well, guess what’s happened to it now 😊
3. What has subsaharan got to do with the issue at hand?
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Woke up in Berlin 🇩🇪
Breakfast in Riga 🇱🇻
Lunch in London 🇬🇧
Weekend in Alicante 🇪🇸
Bye March..
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Street Credibility is the greatest duet in Nigerian history.
Save the argument for your landlord
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Grateful. 🙏
Blessed. 🍀
Excited. 🤩
Happy birthday 🎉 to me!!!
📸: Anon
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The Lekki Toll Gate must be burnt down to ashes.
Such an unfortunate relic must not be allowed to stand as a reminder of this genocide!!!
I’ve never called for destruction but that toll gate has to be RAZED DOWN!!!
Enough is enough!!!
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‘Educated’ people said Obi leaving money in Anambra’s coffers and not taking loans is the hallmark of failure.
Issokay.
GOVERNOR ADEMOLA ADELEKE REVEALED THE TOTAL DEBT PROFILE OF OSUN STATE TO COUNCIL OF TRADITIONAL RULERS IN THE STATE
- Osun is Indebted to the Tune of N407.32 Billion - Governor Adeleke
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Guinness Nigeria Undergraduate Scholarship scheme is now open.
For those in Year 1 or 2 in universities / polytechnics.
Application is only open for 2 WEEKS!
All the best!
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The $100M that was paid to LASG, I’m willing to bet my left kidney 70% of it ended in private pockets.
“In the refinery, we did not, and I repeat, we did not collect one single incentive from the Federal Government of Nigeria or even Lagos State.
“Yes, the Lagos State gave us a good deal but we paid $100m for the land. It wasn’t free land; we paid for it.” - Dangote On the issue
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@Palaurry
@MTforChange
Feel bad? Since when did employment become trying to help?
Rid yourself of this mindset please
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Mikano went to Lagos & didn’t visit the Baale of Idumota, no noise.
Agbado went to Anambra & didn’t visit the Obi of Onitsha, zero uproar.
‘Thinking’ people expected Obi to visit the openly partisan Baale of Idumota who has zero reverence amongst his people!
LOLx. 🤡🤡
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What a year it’s been!
Grateful for the lessons & blessings!
Happy to be here 🎂🎂🎂
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If you are in the UK and love traveling, getting a Schengen visa should be priority for you tbh.
The best Ryan Air deals are from UK airports.
You can literally spend every weekend in a new country for 10 pounds per flight.
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Looking for food as usual. Decided on 'Wings N Sides' and ran into Rico Swavey.
Great guy! Even fresher and cooler in person.
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