Mid Life Thrive Sis
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Hey not to be That Guy but
If twitter dot com crumbles down, I think that maybe rather than scrambling to find each other on other platforms, let's, idk, take this as a sign to find a Local Community to engage with irl as we are able to
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@femaIeviagra
@american_sicko
Was not mentally prepared for the possibility that MGK won Megan Fox over with an intentional Dalí reference
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@eyehatesex
@BonusEruptus
I’m sure target is devastated that their advertisement didn’t inspire him to buy women’s undergarments
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@SonyaShaykhoun
@KtheDilettante
Commenting on someone else’s bravery when you clutch your pearls at people being drunk or refusing to show you their food sales permit is a real choice
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@MuinteoirChris
@lauraev81180802
@MForstater
@oxfamgb
@bindelj
@jk_rowling
@Docstockk
@OliLondonTV
What is it that makes it obvious Christopher
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@Chinchillazllla
Damn it must be so hard to live your life miserable enough to not realize that being kind to people is actually good and feels nice
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@MuinteoirChris
@lauraev81180802
@MForstater
@oxfamgb
@bindelj
@jk_rowling
@Docstockk
@OliLondonTV
I see a nondescript face and orange hair
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@mustachetoilet
And then the child looked at her and then it said “only voting for Biden can save me”
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Or, find creative ways to reach out to our Local communities in other online spaces. Point being, rather than worrying, let's reframe this as an opportunity to learn about and focus on the kind of local community engagement that can build irl changes little by little.
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@USA_Comrade
No it’s true me and all my woke friends are literally always getting our kicks by harassing Vietnam veterans in bars.
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@MuinteoirChris
@lauraev81180802
@MForstater
@oxfamgb
@bindelj
@jk_rowling
@Docstockk
@OliLondonTV
Okay, I went! Now tell us what you see!
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@marionumber4
Having to cancel and mentally recuperate from the guy you bought a ride from telling you he's a guy -because you don't EVEN HAVE THE TIME to deal with that today- is like, SUCH a flex bro
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Does Ben ever look like he is not suffering good god bless
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@Smirktavious
@actioncookbook
Did you save that pic so you can stare at late alone at night or what
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@halomancer1
While you were enjoying being a free citizen
I was honing my dragon fist
Lmfaooo
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@BigBrrrrandon
If I had such unhinged feelings about dogs I would simply not eat in establishments that allow them.
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@LuMuCantu
@waryas_carol
@LauraPrepon
First of all - no they don't.
Second of all - if someone DID love having abortions that much, would you really want to force that person to be a parent instead?
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@disco_socialist
They realized the oldest of us are gonna be (gasp) FORTY soon and tried to shoehorn us as grouches trying to kick kids off our lawns.
But joke's on them, we actually don't even have lawns, and I'm personally too exhausted to give a shit about what the kids are doing.
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@janecoaston
me in kindergarten popping a Zoloft on the playground because I used nap time for yet ANOTHER abortion
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@JUNlPER
holy shit can you imagine what might happen if a cop took their kid trick or treating this year?!
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@21_7_b
@MuinteoirChris
@lauraev81180802
@MForstater
@oxfamgb
@bindelj
@jk_rowling
@Docstockk
@OliLondonTV
Mf said same face lmao
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@cry_it_out_
@songflightgirl
@FeelingEuphoric
One (1) extra dollar on their paycheck for every person they snitch on for using 25 cents worth of milk lmao
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@FalconryFinance
Cory’s uncle has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever….
(grunts curiously)
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@lauraev81180802
@MForstater
@oxfamgb
@bindelj
@jk_rowling
@Docstockk
@OliLondonTV
I'd love to hear how this drawing that allegedly depicts jkr is racist
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@Chinchillazllla
I have, but the thing is, I'm a lowbie so I have the Privilege of being able to talk on the tweeter about being nice to our (respective) neighbors without anyone getting mad.
Now's my time to shine, cancel me as the ship sinks, fuckers. See if I care!
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@Smirktavious
@actioncookbook
The only pictures I have saved on my phone are ones I intend to look at again later
That’s why people save pictures, weirdo
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@Chinchillazllla
@PsychoCutNess
allowing myself a full two (2) minute grieving period for the loss of the life I brought into the world before I start focusing on the genitals of others again
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@ActNormalOrElse
@WSJ
The most productive day my professional career is the day I skidded on ice into a big intersection while driving <10 mph after my (normally 35 min) commute had already taken an hour+.
Jk I obviously remember nothing about that day other than hoping my cry-face wasn't too ugly.
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@Chinchillazllla
Lmao people really love using your tweets for some of the most cynical and unnecessary takes on Al Gore’s internet
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@BaronBoehm
@Montel_Williams
@LauraLoomer
With 38 likes on your pinned tweet? Lol okay.
I bet the dollar you get back from Elon makes it worth it
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@greggertruck
@noturtlesoup17
Because she got paid to advertise her cybertruck and she’s not the first person who owns one to have this happen
Hope this helps
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@col_janus
@c_misha_jr
Yes, but also, why match with someone just to ask them if their obvious Nazi tattoo is a Nazi tattoo?
*I* think that she likely matched with him just so she could post screenshots because she thought confronting him would earn her some clout. That's the gotcha aspect.
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@Kindofokish
@need_tums_now
I also like that it seems implied that she had to fire two people to afford to hire OP...but she was only paying OP minimum wage?? Sooo what were these two definitely real people being paid that she had to fire BOTH of them to hire OP?? Foh lolol
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@mercurialaries
Yeah she's dark and broody... and on top of that she's pragmatic af, and did her best to keep an emotional distance from what she wanted to accomplish. Big Cap energy for sure.
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@Mollyissilly
@meowmeowmia
I really am genuinely sorry you're in this situation but also lmfao
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A stray by my dad's house had kittens and my sister has been looking out for them and I thot the timeline might need this
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@MichaelaOkla
I would simply not know nor care as I will have effectively never existed, but I guess I'm just built different
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@Chinchillazllla
@Nothing_ButPain
@Sharessan
@echolman
@kittynouveau
Me reading your series of tweets:
1. Lmao, weird bit and I’m here for it
2. Yesss lore to set it up
3. Huh maybe this is legit
4. Oh holy fuck lmao okay
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@OfHomoSapiens
@jerlevi
Ripping an article of someone’s clothing off is assault, hope this helps
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@SuleimanMyMan
I also find my pets to be more sympathetic, exhibiting of tenderness, and compassionate than strangers on the internet who threaten them, regardless of what that stranger's race is.
Imagine
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@AAC0519
@nihilishtick
@earthmother28
@CrimeInNYC
@RepJeffries
@NYCMayor
@AOC
@bradlander
@MarkLevineNYC
@TheRevAl
@nytimes
@nypost
Is the crime with us in the room right now Andrea
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@superloafcat
His very real pregnant wife laughed so hard at the epicness that the baby spontaneously became twins
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Begging men to realize that not being coddled to isn't unkind but calling people braindead for not being interested in your sob story is.
Women on this website have the most brain dead reactions to male problems. It ranges from mockery to straight up dismissing their existence. Begging them to be kinder.
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@Chinchillazllla
Or...OR...We could simply not waste energy worrying about other people's genitals and we could simply let everyone live their lives. Call me crazy
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@HolyMeauxly
@LeafyIsHere
Hey just FYI you've made it pretty obvious that you like this guy's car's paint job more than you like women so you don't have to keep posting about how bitches be trippin
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@_citraputri_
@_faizann
The way you don't realize he's dressed exactly the same just not wearing his coat and mittens because it's not 30 degrees in the airport.
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@BaronBoehm
@Montel_Williams
@LauraLoomer
I can afford it, I just don’t like paying rich people for free things cause I’m not a clown.
Feel free to look at my timeline to see how I consistently get more engagement than you and then come back and tell me how smart and rich you are.
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Imagining this motivating a bunch of Biden Forever guys to storm the Capitol
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I hung out w my sisters tonight and they are all perfect.
My youngest sister, however, had an ex down so, so, SO bad for her that he tried to get her back by pretending he had SPINAL CANCER
And this mf STOLE AN X-RAY PICTURE from the St. Jude website and sent it to her
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@pos_pisces
@skinnywithteeth
All of these people not knowing how to recirculate the air inside their vehicles really putting the rest of us at risk
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@RideSunset
@digitaldan_
I didn't know you needed to be sexuality repressed to enjoy a good vibrator. Can't wait to tell my therapist about this.
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@swedishkanye
@spurtmagoo
Dropping to my knees with my fists clenched, screaming at the sky "IT WAS A HOLE THE WHOLE TIME"
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Is there a flag for signifying that you are p much white trash but are trying not to be trash and also not racist?
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@MuinteoirChris
@21_7_b
@lauraev81180802
@MForstater
@oxfamgb
@bindelj
@jk_rowling
@Docstockk
@OliLondonTV
No I'm familiar with satirical cartoons are, I simply don't understand why someone would depict shaggy from scooby do this way. He always seemed chill. Christopher are you the guy on the left or the right of alleged jk in the video?
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@Smirktavious
@actioncookbook
Yes a meme you created with the picture you keep in your pocket at all times. Smart guy.
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@MedGold_
It must be tough for you to realize her life is so much more fulfilling than yours. I don’t blame you for having to turn to alcohol.
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@tayler_watson
@MelonnaBanana
@alluringmeelahh
It's so easy to just let people believe what they believe and move on without commenting. SO easy.
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@HolyMeauxly
@LeafyIsHere
I'm not moving goalposts I just read like a dozen posts of you talking about how women are likely to lie about being assaulted and how you know we are just less logical and emotional then men
I'm sorry the misogyny runs so deep in you that you can't see how embarrassing it is.
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@greggertruck
@noturtlesoup17
Ah yes the main member of the family notorious for capitalizing on everything that happens to them hasn’t mentioned what happened to her finger for reasons that absolutely have nothing to do with an advertising contract.
Bet
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@Utwitily
Is this the same woman who wrote a children's grief book after she murdered him because PLEASE
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@jamjoka
@GoBrilliantly
@Jewelshepard
@sasswashere
nothing like a pic of a rustic table centerpiece to accompany my weirdly timed soil philosophy of the phenomenon of death
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@bguerin9
@BadVaccineTakes
Pretty sure the post says it's a "critter," what more do you want?!?
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Stop talking about B****** w*
Just stop. Stop screenshotting her, stop telling everyone how dumb she is
We know, we all know, aren’t you Fuckin sick of hearing about her too??
Then STOP
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@CHELSEACLlNTON
@Simprano_Tony
Experiential racism is when I live amongst desperate poor people who have little opportunities, then I blame the actions of desperate poor people who have little opportunities on their color instead of the situation they were dealt
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@ACABylonBee
Making my own humans so I have someone to like and agree with me for at least a few years
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Smoke some weed about it
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Pretty sad that your wallet can be cut in half with a table saw
What are you some kind of pussy
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