Terrible news for all of Dougland Nation as well as the new friends we've made since yesterday, I received an email from a lawyer who made it clear that I was not welcome to fulfill my promise. I'm sorry to let you down and will be donating your likes and reposts to charity.

@smokeismedicine Don't, please

@chickenstriip It's in the mail. Also, it's lemonade.

@daddy_maggie I usually only do it for business

@aallleeexxxxxx1 That's cool we hang out all the time and tell stories and giggle and pillow fight but I guess your thing is OK too

@powcampsurvivor It's time for the greatest beef-squashing in history, one that will heal the American-Canadian rift

@ColmGuapo I love how they keep repeating this like a mantra, as if they can make it true by posting it enough

@GeebMinister What a fun sequence of words

@missmilkton It happened to me twice

@lemonade_grrrl Get it out of here

@gremlinmichael I think noted internet jokester Will Menaker may not be serious here

@CTachio83984 let's brawl

@isaiah_bb Montgomery is also well known as a shithole, even by other Alabamians.

@haramcart It's where Thiel sucks out his blood, this is a 14 year old boy

@HarleyPlays @TheDemonBaz666 Wish Norm was still around to make fun of you being a nobody again

@NathanJRobinson He was just a kid way back then (2 months ago)

@whiteboy3274 I'm sure it's fine

@eyuplovely El Gato was the only thing holding him back

RT @tinylittlehomie:

@KaitMarieox In a day you're getting 500 likes. How's it feel to know that the conservative grift train has ditched you?

@BradSherman Congressman Sherman I don't mean to be rude but you're a twisted freak and your life has led to you becoming a sick little fuck