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@Old_Newspaper
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I found an old newspaper...yessss!
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This year, Jamie and I committed to doing something big together for our community. We couldn't be happier with how it's turned out.
@RMHCArkansas
does the best work for families going through the hardest time and we're thrilled to help with their mission!
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@ChefReactions
My favorite Chef Reactions are the ones where a bunch of folks tag you asking you to roast somebody and you're like "no, man, that's a hardworking person feeding their family and doing a pretty good job at it. High five, person."
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@theashleyray
I swear, the number of other lawyers who flip out when someone works from home and turns over a load of laundry on “company time” blows my mind. We can literally see a spike in productivity when people have schedule autonomy but some folks HAVE to feel like they control someone.
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@evan_greer
Bearded dudes with metal detectors are like rednecks with winches. It makes their whole year when they have an excuse to be useful with them.
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@mccahell
There is a Trader Joe’s, Cheesecake Factory, Apple Store and Lego Store in that shopping center. My living room is more dangerous.
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@GoingDutchDEN
Everyone’s missing the most important part of this video that leads to one question:
What’s the dog’s name?
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@AlaskanKate
Without a text or email or anything? Absolutely. You’re being generous, honestly.
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@aliciasadowski6
They’re gonna respond by being like “there’s a Milwaukee Street in the outskirts of Minneapolis! That’s what she was talking about!”
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@AlreadyAgi
@thechosenberg
I would laugh my ass off at “Austin” and mock him relentlessly for never knowing the love of a woman.
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@marcelemoran
“How do you have the time???”
When the grocery store is a short walk away it’s no big deal.
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@catehall
You know, that famous maxim of engineering physics—correlation is always causation.
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@waltermasterson
The memory hole is effective. Of course their hero couldn’t have been in office when the bad thing happened. Next is the George Floyd protests. They’re going to talk about how Biden/Harris should’ve handled them differently.
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@ChefReactions
It broke my heart when you gave a beloved family recipe, my great great grandma’s bacon wrapped, bbq, dry pasta and cheese filled bologna tube, a “1 out of 10 but would probably eat half.”
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@hankgreen
Particularly for commissioned staff, it’s a great way for the dealership to be sure you work your ass off. I once spoke to a manager at a pretty toxic firm about how they loved young associates to buy a big house, nice car, and start having kids because “then they’re stuck.”
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@soren_iverson
Stop it with the bangers, dude. You’re making me sad about them not existing.
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@BadPachimari
Better question: Do new Overwatch players know that, at one point, a cat did a FANTASTIC JOB at balancing the game?
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@SteamboatUSA
As a registered County Club White who isn’t completely oblivious (at least most of the time) it’s been an opportunity for several gentle conversations. “You’re right. That officer did lie in writing. I wonder how often that happens? Couldn’t be the first time, I imagine.”
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If any of y'all outside of AR are following
#lecterngate
, know that the whole thing was uncovered when the governor's office got mad because
@BlueHogReport
here was keeping an eye on the governor's use of a plane owned by the AR state police. Support local journalism.
State Auditors refer Sarah Sanders/Lecterngate findings to prosecuting attorney.
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@jrosenbaum
@HawleyMO
Old boy had to stop speaking and join the counter chant. Dude. That's weak. You're running for office, not in the crowd at Monday Night Raw.
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OK,
@sean_mmills
- if there's a merch closet or ministorage with at least one of these left in it, my DMs are open, as is a browser tab for Venmo. The ball is in your court, my guy.
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@IwriteOK
You know what I love about botox? The same people who are like "I don't know what's in all these vaccines!" will willingly put it into their face. We know what's in there, y'all. It's botulism.
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@hankgreen
I need all my fellow 40+ men to listen. If you ever see her take the podium and hear someone shout that mother is mothering, mortgage the house and bet the whole thing on a Kamala win.
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@hankgreen
It was so damn silly during the most intense, stressful year. The setup was 10 months of tension and the punchline could not have been any better.
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@YoungMOOBY
@JAMESB0ONE
NO DO NOT. You have to dispose of it correctly or else it won’t be undone. Speak the old words:
"Let me tell you what to do. Dig a pit that's ten by two. Ash and elm and rowan too."
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@MeganTheePony
@evan_greer
That is fantastic. It’s the one good thing to come out of Nextdoor. Someone gets on there and asks if anyone has a chainsaw or a cutting torch or whatever and the ground shakes as the diesel engines start. It’s turned every neighborhood into the rural county I grew up in.
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@pdubwrestling_
"The nicest guy in the industry told me to eat shit" would be a wakeup call for a rational mind.
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@mattybtweets69
I didn’t get it when I was younger, but now I can’t stop laughing at the bird who thought he saw a cat and it turns out that he did, he did see a cat.
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@ndrew_lawrence
“Nyaaa, and another thing WEIRD…”
Ugh. They can’t even call someone weird without sounding weird.
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@supermills
@esjesjesj
Fucking RIGHT? "And, in case you've forgotten, let me reference his most beloved character."
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@Grace4NY
You had the Garrett cheese/caramel mix in your last tweet and now you're busting out the
@JackLinks
? I don't live in your district, but if I did, you'd have my vote based on your sound, excellent judgment when it comes to snacking.
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@EskayOW
“All the best.”
Man stopped just short of asking you to circle back with a memo by EOD.
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I left bwooper alone in my office and my clients have never been happier with our service. Their businesses are in shambles, of course—they’re just ok with it because they know he’s doing his best.
@A2Ziegler
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@the_transit_guy
I am taking a shot in the dark, but 1) a lot of groups going together, making driving inconvenient and 2) a young, socially conscious fanbase that says absolutely no to drinking and driving.
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@aklingus
JD's Brain: Oh man, what's a thing that the normals enjoy that travels from town to town...shit...it's got like, animals and stuff. THE ZOO! SAY THE ZOO! Fuck. I forgot to think about my donut order. Just order whatever works. NO DON'T SAY THAT. FUCK.
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@yashar
Peter Luger gonna be tickled to have their restaurant name dropped in the roadkill story.
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@slmnio
@Avast_o
@overwatchleague
Oh. I get it. Like, playoffs. Like a playoffs bracket. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool.
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@BFriedmanDC
You were Chairman of Kirkland & Ellis for a decade but you went Of Counsel for two years before you retired? I'm going to ignore that first part, then, because I'm not a serious person and it does not fit my narrative.
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@NewsWire_US
And I have ended my bid for the US Men’s Gymnastics team. Congratulations to the imminently more qualified members of said team.
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@Shelby_Arr
@theashleyray
YES! In fact, it’s a pretty useful productivity strategy even for folks without ADHD. And in my industry, we have billable hour metrics that directly prove this! Flexible schedules are the best thing to happen to my field in 20 years and everyone keeps pushing against it.
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@WeAreSinclair
@atrupar
@JuddLegum
@RNCResearch
AHAHAHAHHHAHA! Come on, Sinclair social media person. I know you don’t make programming decisions but come on. Your company has turned local news—an important institution—into a national mouthpiece for the far right. It’s gross and shameful.
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@EskayOW
@pokimanelol
Hey Eskay—long time no see! My wife and I were just talking about how grateful we’ve been for your friendship and wisdom over the years. I hope you’re doing great and that you’re still playing Overwatch! Playing with you is an experience that no one should miss.
No one.
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@yhdistyminen
Speaking as a Christian, I’m not sure why “me have empathy” is supposed to be some kind of sick burn.
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Chef has me thinking about a sad little toddler sitting down at Alinea in front of prawn purée served in a glass shrimp like “what am I supposed to do with this?”
Fuck it - it’s 100% an asshole move to bring a baby to a fine dining/Michelin star restaurant. Find a sitter, or don’t go. And this only applies to “fancy” places. *ducks*
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@Popehat
@smmarotta
The very thought of this engaged my fight or flight. I’m two blocks away from my house now.
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@alex_kirshner
It was great for the Masters this year, too. The option to watch a certain group, featured holes, or the main feed really improved the watch.
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@punished_cait
“Why Gen Z is KILLING the buttermilk pancake and hashbrown casserole industry!”
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@BigTucsonDad
Hell yes. I told my wife just this morning that this is the year I get super into White House Christmas and Easter and whatever else our boy Doug gets up to.
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@overwatchleague
@SFShock
Me, a support main: That is a woodchipper. Do not walk into the woodchipper, please. I cannot heal your pulpous remnant after an encounter with it. The game mechanics simply do not allow it.
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@jakeow
Jake Overwatch with the sober, rational take on the bird app. Some things are still reliable.
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@RohitaKadambi
"Hey Cale, why were you and your wife radicalized?"
"Those ignorant motherfuckers came for the Mrs. Meyer's basil and it was the last damn straw."
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@SarahHuckabee
This is immature, unprofessional, and completely beneath the chief executive of our state. Making a game or a reality television show out of a solemn duty is embarrassing.
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@chrisgeidner
Random NYT Editor: But what if both sides?
Entire NYT Editorial Board: *rabid cheers*
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@dieworkwear
I wore a cummerbund to an 80s prom themed party and when I looked in the mirror I was like “shit…should this be what my regular tux looks like?”
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@RMcElhenney
@Expedia
I don't trust Mr. Wrexham, but that Sir Wrexham fella seems like a real straight shooter.
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@DallasFuel
I’ve been ride or die since day 1, but this is a heartbreaker. I’m happy for the players, but the match timing and lack of live events aren’t great. Glad to hear of plans to come back, but
@hastr0
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@thisone0verhere
This is the pro move with socks, underwear, and undershirts. Don’t worry about inconsistent wear. Just pick your refresh period and do a full reset.
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@xgigglypuff
Did old boy think you got one of those infamous full ride Harvard cheerleading scholarships?
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@BeckyBeefJerky
I mean, I’d think it was cute, but I don’t think she’s wrong—if that interaction didn’t bring her any joy, parenthood might not be her thing.
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@GZCharge
@BostonUprising
It’s another, very small Crimzo under there. He’s also wearing a hat. And under that hat, a very tiny Crimzo. It’s Crimzos all the way down.
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@jjowens_3
No reminder necessary, my guy. The sky is blue, water is wet, Simone Biles is the GOAT. Some things are just laws of nature.
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@TheClutterer
@ChefReactions
Sir. I would never joke about great great grandma’s famous baking dish full of cream cheese, Dorito, and pepperoni that I mixed (too slowly) with my unwashed hands before topping with like four kinds of bagged grated cheese.
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Y’all know that Angie has an entirely separate job other than being the Official Unofficial OWL artist? I know it seems impossible but it is very much true.
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@Popehat
@eykanal
@mirriam71
I’ve never been on the receiving end of that, but I’ve seen OC catch it twice and both times I immediately got a “well, I guess you won’t be surprised that I’m backing off” phone call.
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@DanRyckert
@alex_navarro
@ybbaaabby
@austin_walker
@jeffbakalar
Nah. I’d probably only listen to it for 10-15 years, tops.
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