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My typos and spelling errors on Twitter have gone up 112% since having a baby and I just want you to know I appreciate you all putting up with it. 😌
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I grew up driving past this house all the time and every little girl in town wanted to buy it one day. Look what they did to her 😭
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Granted, it technically looked like this before the black and white blandness took over. They were going for a 49ers theme. She’s been abused so much 😢
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Lately, strangers have mistakenly called Winnie a boy and it’s not a big deal but I’m just confused. Yesterday a lady said, “OH! She’s a girl? I was confused by the neutral colors. Back in my day we didn’t do neutral colors.”
I’m sorry is this sweater not pink or what lol
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I do not have before photos of the inside but the after’s are so soulless 😭
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@xoNigeria
I think it’s alright for some newer houses, but erasing such a historical structure and covering it with stucco??? Criminal.
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A wife could be sick on her deathbed and her husband would still be like,
“I think I know what would make you feel better😏”
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This is just nonsense. They’re “ovulating” 24/7. That’s why they act the way they do.
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This was my husband. He was so focused on helping me through labor that he didn’t eat for multiple days. He was busy feeding me, comforting me, encouraging me, and delivered our baby with his own two hands.
@_tinynauti
This is how I'll be straight chilling in the emergency room when I decided to have a kid😂
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@AutumnReen
That’s what I was thinking!! It gets over 100° there every summer and they went with a black roof??
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For 28 years I have avoided cottage cheese because it looks disgusting. Until today. I tried it because I want more protein that I can just scoop and eat instead of cook.
Turns out I love cottage cheese!
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@maialanai
@twintrace
How do they all get to be shaped like Jessica Rabbit and I’m stuck looking like Peter Pan.
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In a shop at Disneyland, Winnie ran up to some ladies & started looking through one of their shopping bags. The ladies giggled. After I collected my runaway child, I heard one go, “This is how I know I shouldn’t have children. I didn’t think that was cute at all.”
At Disneyland.
can you believe my sweet baby was smiling and laughing and waving at people who would look her dead in the eyes and do… nothing? 🫠
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I never directly correct people (bc who cares I’ll never see them again) but if they say he I’ll slip in a she.
“Wow, he’s such a good walker!” “Yes, she started walking at 10 months!”
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Little kid passing by, “Why is that baby on a leash?”
The mom, “Because babies that age like to run away sometimes.”
YUP. Also being stuck in a stroller for hours seems cruel. She needs to be able to roam free but within limits.
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@_uncoolniece
@rybacon00
I paid for Taco Bell with a two dollar bill. Nobody got mad. The cashier just didn’t know what slot to put the bill in.
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This thing again. Who cares. So they don’t work hard? Is having lots of kids supposed to be a lower class thing? Or do you think they’re pretending to be poor? Are they bad people for not living rich enough or something? I’m not seeing the problem here. Who gives a rip.
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@michaelcurzi
My husband eats a pound of ground beef for breakfast and dinner (doesn’t eat lunch) and has been doing that for almost 2 years. Two patties with cheese and a pickle on the side. He never gets sick of it and looks forward to every meal.
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It should be illegal to sell a house with this much *visible* mold. Especially for $530,000.
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Me when I open a jar on the first try.
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I’m just really sad about Gus. And about all the babies I’ve read about on here over the years… the ones that didn’t make it home.
Lord, come back soon.
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Anyone else find the “whole body deodorant” trend alarming? Some even boasting of 48+ hour protection?
If more than your pits stank after a single day you need to take a look at your diet and take a friggin shower and use some soap!!
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One thing I want to tell new moms is most people will not think twice about your baby’s needs. You have to be the one to set boundaries.
Your baby could be screaming because it’s way past nap time and someone will go, “So, let’s go out to lunch right now!”
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I don’t know how any mother makes it out without postpartum depression.
I thought I’d be the one to make it but I was severely wrong. Idk. Just pray for me. And my husband. He’s got too much on his plate to have a nutty wife, too.
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My husband would never say yes but Are you kiddinggggg meeeee
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I’m over seeing AI art on this app. What is some neat *real* art you’ve come across lately?
This is “Lightning Storm” by M. Coburn Whitmore (1958)
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Let me officially introduce Miss Winslow Ryle Coon
Born 2/2/23
6lbs 14oz
It’s hard to capture them on camera but I promise she has her daddy’s dimples!
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@abby_e_o
We got charged almost $4k for “nursery”. My baby never went to the nursery. We called to ask about it and they said that was for the bassinet they used to wheel her from the delivery room to the postpartum ward. 🥴 a bassinet she was in for less than 10 hours.
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If I ever end up in the hospital for something PLEASE do not share hideous photos of me unconscious in a hospital bed while you’re asking for prayer. I will die on purpose at that point.
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@_vegaemily
On the bright side, she probably never would have cared to be so rude if you weren’t so cute! So there’s that.
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I don’t know what to call this style but this is what I want.
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L&D nurse: So you don’t have your Covid vaccination, TDAP, or flu shot? Are you interested in receiving those today?
Me, literally 8cm dilated:
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Just imagine this tiny barely-two-feet-tall 13 month old baby walks up to you with big blue eyes and not thinking “how cute”??? Heartless.
(I don’t really show her face on X anymore but you can pretend her face is my face circa 1996 but trust me she’s even cuter with her dimples)
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My mom wouldn’t let me have a Bratz doll because she thought they were trashy and tbh she was completely right.
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If you have pronouns in your bio I’m not listening to your opinion on the Bible lol sorry not sorry
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Two people just learned that woman only get pregnant while ovulating.
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@ChowRabbit
She just rips the headbands off now 🥲 and her hair isn’t thick enough for clips yet
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Are all men sensitive to “annoying” female voices or is it just my man 💀
Every single podcaster, YouTuber, whatever I listen to, my husband is always like, “How can you stand listening to that? Her voice is so annoying.”
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It irritates me that walls get dirty. Excuse me? I have to clean WALLS?? What next, vacuum the sky???
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@acrylicNIN
She was 13 months old and on a toddler leash to prevent snatching. I couldn’t put her in a big plastic hamster ball. She was (is) curious about the world around her. I’d think that a kids theme park would be the most kid-friendly space there is.
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Book: If you don’t want to iron your sheets you can let them dry on a clothes line outdoors🥰
Me: Wait. You guys are ironing your sheets??
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Hot take but I think having children dissect animals in school is psychopathic. If you caught your child cutting open a frog in your backyard just to see what’s inside you’d be pretty concerned but for some reason it’s totally fine if he’s in a classroom.
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@smalltown_wife
@DailyMail
BREAKING NEWS: A woman treats her husband the way men want to be treated 😱
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@teenatyler
It was a flip house so not intended for the owner to enjoy but rather to turn a profit on.
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There are really humans out there that think it’s mean or “diet culture” to not give your toddler fruit juice or to water it down.
Like.
Juice is not exactly cheap.
Babies don’t even need juice -it’s basically a treat.
And they don’t fricken know the difference so who cares?
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An interesting gif bit that tends to be missing from the trad wife Vs. Biblical wife discussion is how the top trad wife influencers are Mormon.
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How to defeat the gender wage gap as a woman:
1. Marry a man
2. Quit your job
3. All his money is yours now, congratulations!
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How much will my “sad beige mom” friend hate me for giving these lion slippers to her son for his birthday 😅
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Second baby dress done ☑️
This is the hemp and organic cotton I bought at the little local shop. My runaway model is sleeping so she isn’t available for me to get blurry photos of her.
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May I introduce you to my guy Esau
Have never met a man thrilled to have a bowl of soup
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Dress complete. Now I just need a little candle to go haunting.🕯️
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I can’t wait to give my kids the greatest advantage in life. Not money, not prestige, just two ✨married✨ parents that love each other deeply.
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This is what I call toddlercore. I’m not saying I hate it but I do think it looks like a baby picked these out.
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@danicapierce_
Nvm, I checked with him and he said “Actually, I deserve nothing because I’m a wretched sinner” so that ends that I guess 😂
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Cons: Signs of water damage everywhere (high mold risk), not at all toddler proof, haunted vibes.
Pros: I could pretend to be a ghost
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They won’t get the hint that they need to leave your house even if the baby is asleep in your arms and you’re brushing your teeth.
They don’t understand you can’t stay up late bc your baby is gonna wake up at dawn and somebody has to take care of them.
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@HannahDCox
A 13 month old baby. She’s fast and curious. She’s still a human in training lol. She’s 16 months now and getting her not to be a pickpocket is still a battle.
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“Christmas is sucky and exhausting for women because they do all the work to make it special.”
Who told you that you have to do all this work?
I invite you to join the Bare Minimum Club™️ today! You’ll love it and your family will love you not victimizing yourself anymore.
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@bbofun
@eserunsalan
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@Jalalhaddad
Or sounds like a diet beef jerky product advertised to older women.
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@seraphineyarrow
@bxccad_
@misseverywhereg
@smoke_nd_pearlz
I’ve been using Daysy for 2 years & have had no baby scares. Not to be crass, but let’s just say we are very active!! 😂 FAM is so underrated. I love learning how to work with my body rather than against it.
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Pumping out a bunch of kids in a short amount of time and then being “done” doesn’t seem healthy. It makes more sense to space out pregnancies to heal and just keep having babies until you can’t anymore.
What opinion about Pregnancy would put you in this position.
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After taking your baby out of the highchair, does everyone else also gently jiggle the baby over the sink to get the crumbs off?
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Ballet pink linen with vintage lace insertion. This linen was so nice to work with! So soft and also a bit heavy lol.
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It’s even harder when it’s family that does it but you have to find the confidence to say no and to put your baby’s needs first.
We’re still working on this but man I wish someone had prepared me lol.
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Btw she LOVES her bunny slippers. She kept falling down from trying to look at them while she walked 😆
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@SaycheeseDGTL
When I was single I prayed for a man with a boring, safe & stable job. I didn’t want no cops, military man, construction worker, nothing where I’d have to worry about if he was gonna make it home or not. My now husband works 9-5 in computer science 😜 Thank you, Lord.
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I coordinate what my husband is wearing to church every weekend because once I heard a girl say, “Oh, wow, I didn’t know Becky and Jonathan were married.” And she was too pretty to be thinking that so I decided no girl was gonna make that mistake again 🫶🏼
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Sometimes you have to bully yourself into be a better parent.
What I mean is, if my toddler is driving me crazy, I say to myself,
“What, Becky? Are you going to let a BABY get the better of you?? It only takes an infant to break you?! That’s pathetic.”
Then I suck it up lol
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We moved from the vintage bathrooms into a house with an antique stove 🤭 very cute but it terrifies me to use it❤️
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I don’t understand the addiction to cooking olive oil. Butter and tallow are better for you and taste better.
The only reason I keep olive oil in the kitchen is for my wooden spoons.
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My mom made this maternity dress when she was pregnant with my older brothers (early 90s). Very comfy and I’m loving the culty vibes. Feeling very sister wives today.
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Facebook marketplace breaking my heart.
Why must you be 150 miles away?
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My husband told me, “When you got pregnant, other husbands warned me about your body not being the same as before. They didn’t tell me you’d be even sexier!”
My wife is in her fourth month of pregnancy
Her friend sent her a study claiming “most men find their pregnant wives unattractive”
How do you handle a situation like this?
@tyromper
@michaeljringer
How do you tell a woman that we can be unattracted to you but still love you?
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Puff sleeve progress. We’re leaving on a trip tomorrow so I can’t finish it but look 🥹
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I hate the idea of “being done” having babies. “This is my last baby” is something I don’t think I ever want to say.
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According to my due date group, going without ultrasounds is inherently dangerous and your baby is gonna die. But also literally smoking weed while pregnant is totally fine and you do you mama!💕
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How it started How it’s going
4 years ago was our first date & first time meeting in person!
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Just bought this vintage spice rack. When it arrives, do I paint it or keep it the way it is?
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I see co-sleeping is the topic of the day. The few times baby slept in the bassinet (maybe 1.5 hours at a time) I would lay awake in anxiety.
Is she breathing? I can’t feel her so how will I know?
We don’t have heat, is she cold?
What if she rolls onto her face and suffocates?
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Made a skirt to match her dress!
Side note: what color top would you wear with this skirt besides more red? I don’t even like red (I bought the sweater for a costume) but I liked the fabric a lot so I bought it anyway 😂
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I still think about one peach I ate while pregnant. The most heavenly experience of my life and idk if it was the peach or the pregnancy hormones but oh my what I would do for another peach like that 😭
You eat one amazing peach then spend the rest of your life buying lousy peaches trying to repeat the experience. Forever chasing that peach dragon; that’s how good it was.
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