Jesunifemi MD
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This patient just asked if I liked my colleague🌚
They don't mind their business when they get well😂
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Christianah is one of the best people I’ve met.
Kindly treat as urgent pls🙏🏾
Good afternoon Twitter.
Dr Christianah Dailo, a vibrant and empathetic doctor given to passionate care of all her patients. Devastating is not enough to describe the experiences she and her family have gone through since she was diagnosed of Myasthenia Gravis some months ago.
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My friend comes to visit for a few days. I’m back home from work, I find my fridge packed full of different fruits, cakes, and healthy drinks. My apartment also looks neater than it was before I left.
Sorry friend, I'm not letting you leave anytime soon.
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Fun fact
I wrote and recorded a song for a girl I liked in 200L.
Four years later, she played the recording to me and I wanted the ground to swallow me up that very moment.
Omgg! I can still remember those lyrics😭
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@Kemisanwo
You get😂
I thought she was invading my privacy at first, but I'm happy she had enough strength to.
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There are two things you need to host a successful party.
1. A venue
2. Good people willing to vibe
Every other thing na just sides
I'm hosting the healthiest party in Africa!!!
I'll prove to you that you can have thr best fun without endangering your body and your health. It's totally FREEEEEEE!
October 26th. 2024
Muri Okunola Park!
Aproko Nation Fiesta! LET'S GO!
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I have an Anatomy joke but I've got no nerve to share cos u fit bone am
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This man walks into an Oncology clinic to sell herbs that cure Prostate Ca😂
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Hello future wife,
I really hope you do not share this ideology.
Yours Sincerely
Breasts are for babies not men. Let’s be guided please.
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Just stopped by a restaurant
Me: what do you have?
Attendant: Sir, jollof rice and fried rice still on fire
Me: What of beans?
Attendant: It’s available
Me: Good, it is that beans gangan that I came for.
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@dr_marvinn
Bed side exam...
Conso: Where's the medical student?
me:(shocked) I'm here sir
Conso: No it can't be you.
me: It's me sir(shows matric no)
What's this(my beard)on your face?goan call my student
You're one of those party boys abi
me: (in dilemma)ah no sir...sir pls sir😭
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Joined twitter in 2011, took a break, came back in 2020 'cause of corona and I haven't looked back
Cheers to 4 months of staying with the bird app.
Twitter isn't a bad companion after all
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I can't wait to add Doctor to my bio...abi I should just do it now sef
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I thought my birthday this year would be my last in medical school💔
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This is the sign you seek.
It’s not your last meal. It’s not your final conversation.
There’s a lot more you have to do here. A lot more grounds to cover. A lot more lives to change for the better.
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Eba and Vegetable Soup with a bottle of Pepsi slaps different at midnight.
I'm happy
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OBGYN was my worst in medical school.
Surgery was my favourite because I had Senior Chiefs with great hearts like
@Adesunkanmifiz
Arrange based on your best posting experience 🫀🩺
1. Medicine
2. Surgery
3. Pediatrics
4. ObGyn
5. Commed
Surgery > pediatrics > medicine > ObGyn > Commed
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@dr_marvinn
Same day..
Me: Giving my badass presentation(gunshot wound)
Conso: Stops me midway and asks..You have seen the case note
me: No sir
Conso: How come you know these things?
me:You taught us sir(feeling myself)
Conso:ohh okay. So What are missiles?
me:😭😭
Conso: Your exam is over
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Sent that risky text
I’m turning off my data and reading the reply tomorrow morning.
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which of you by worrying can add one cubit to his stature?
Jesus of Nazareth
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@Iam_wahsea
@RealBossmann
@waxzyy_
@Mbahdeyforyou
@dahtgirl_ajex
@ObongRoviel
@bluegirlolu
@Alex_Houseof308
@Tife_fabunmi
@UncleMohamz
@BiyiThePlug
What font is this pls
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1. Cucumbers keep you well hydrated.
2. Cucumbers contain antioxidants that neutralise toxins in your body.
3. Cucumbers have lots of fibre that help digest the food you eat.
Have you had cucumbers today?
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Many times, I think about the great privilege I have to stand before God, my father with no sense of guilt or condemnation. Nothing beats this unhindered access to God.
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@dr_marvinn
First day in Surgery 1
Conso: Stupid!
me: *still wondering what's up*
Conso: You have money to buy fancy tie and you can't buy ordinary shaving stick. Misplaced priority!
me:I'm sorry sir
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Let your words agree with your intention. Don't condescend to contrary opinions others may have. Stand your ground! You're not being proud, it's wisdom! You really want the best for yourself? Go for the best, speak the best, be the best!
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Apparently my dad used to be a DJ😂🤣
The most shocking discovery of the month😂 No wonder I have this vibe
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“You go explain tire, no evidence”
Can't be the gospel of Christ Jesus sha because the evidence too choke🔥
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Never been out on a date with anyone
But that’s about to change.
Pray for me.
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I just heard this woman’s voice and I’m super excited. I want to scream!
However, my composure stays at 100% always
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Now that the strike has been called off, I better start working this tummy out...I gatz look presentable before resumption
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AI this, AI that, but you're the only person I want to say ‘hey’ or ‘hi’ to.
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Medicine babes will break your heart and leave you wanting more heart breaks
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Add crayfish to your noodles!
Add crayfish to your noodles!
Add crayfish to your noodles!
Stop adding crayfish to your noodles!
Stop adding crayfish to your noodles!
Stop adding crayfish to your noodles!
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I’ve done 8000 steps today and my tummy is still the same size.
Howww🥲
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Love this guy so much and I really can’t explain why
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My Pastor
@themaninileife
just casted me on the global stage today😂😂
I couldn't even argue because I had spag a few moments before😂
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@tiya_inusah
Patient RBS check at 6pm- 54mg/dl
HO on call informed; he said ‘no wahala’.
I'm tired😂🤣
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I’m chatting with the same woman on IG, Snapchat and whatsapp🤦🏽♂️
Different conversations! Different conversations!!
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Quick context
It was my first convo with the said colleague. I had seen her a couple of times within the premises, but we never really spoke.
‘Do you like her or not?’ sounds like the ‘what are we?’ question after just 48 hours of talking stage😂😂.
This patient just asked if I liked my colleague🌚
They don't mind their business when they get well😂
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Stay away from your guy's ex...You just might end up becoming the common enemy
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There are friends you should keep really close, Adeolu is one.
I admire your commitment to growth and impact.
Your heart of service is gold.
I wish you many more years of good health and prosperity.
Happy birthday brother!
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8 months of no 'Patient is conscious and alert, in no obvious distress, not pale, anicteric, no sig. lymph node enlargement..."
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Stretch marks/straie distensae are indented, reddened and parallel stripes/streaks that often appear on the skin due to rapid weight gain.
Affects skin prone to continuous and progressive stretching e.g abdomen and breasts of pregnant women, shoulders of bodybuilders etc.
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Learn the skillful art of ‘tissuing’ quietly to eat and breathe. It will save you.
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That thought that excites you, that good thing you applaud others for, that thing that makes them earn your respect...it's within your reach. The problem is that you have interacted too much with small minds.
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Noodles+Smoked Catfish+boiled yam+Cucumber >>>>>
I’m in heaven
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Jesus took my place, he died so I could live.
I'll never get over this.
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Fayrouz pls
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I've always preached this. I hope I get to reach more young people with this message.
That brain you use for fraud, you can use for something legit that'd make you good money.
Bro to Bro, you can achieve a lot without doing fraud.
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Seems a lot of people have finally given up on making new year resolutions
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I’m in the mood for a dinner date with someone’s daughter tomorrow.
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First date question
Have you met asherkine?
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Let's not even go too far
Are you whining good food?
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I want to tweet about this person every moment, but it’ll seem like I’m doing too much.
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Bread was my problem weeks ago so I stopped eating bread.
It's like semo wants to suffer the same fate
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Na these guys go still come lead MB
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It’s funny how I haven’t seen some of my guys since 2021
Funny how med school might be the last time you’ll see some people.
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I no sabi say e get bars like this😂😂🤣
On judgment day, God will say, "Where are those entrepreneurs from Nigeria? Once we raise our hands, he will say, Okay, you cannot be punished twice, go to heaven." - Aliko Dangote.
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I'll delete them all.
Na only my babe eyes I wan dey look into.
Delete two
1. Big brother naija
2. Football
3. Kdrama
4. Wrestling
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Why do I need sunscreen when I’m already covered by the wings of the Almighty🌚
The price of sunscreen ? I’ll just sit in the house , I’ll only go out after sunset.
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😂😭
My dad saw my leg chain and said
''Men are born free and everywhere he is in chains''😂😂.
I am screaminnnnnn😭
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Been traveling up and down for a week, had a very long day and I have three design jobs to deliver before morning.
Plus ‘doctoring’ begins again tomorrow after a very ‘short’ but needed break.
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Our very first conversation before I moved in…
“I do not encourage cheating. I don’t want multiple women visiting you. Just one woman and I’m good.”
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Body of Christ.
Mind of Christ.
Spirit of Christ.
Heart of Christ.
Already my experience.
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