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@RiseFallNickBck Be Uncle Grandpa. Drop plot important information in a show you're not even a part of. Disappear from the show's canon.
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@TrueSlazac This would convince Republicans to ditch the Electoral College more than anything.
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@AsianFNGuy @Saw For your next challenge, eat a meal without Family Guy Funny Moments Compilation.
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@pauldrossi @thor_benson @Wes_Coaster Because they lived in a time when the average voter had the education level of a smarter than average beaver.
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@insolentcoward Zephaniah being forced consume almost two decades of watpad fanfiction in a single sitting
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@HouseholdWheel @Lizzy_cutie_alt If you ask someone 10 questions and they get 7 wrong that shows they don’t understand the concept.
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@gimmickannoying Nazi: "I am a Nazi". Other Person: "You are a Nazi.". Nazi: "OH MY GOD YOU ARE COPING AND SEETHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW!".
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@BrowseHorror Watch him be incredibly suspicious the entire movie only to get killed at the very end so the movie can act like it did something smart.
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@firasd @thewheatgerm Most places have sandwiches on the menu, the ability to make your own is just an option they provide.
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@singtoconley Also are we supposed to pretend that your top 5 songs being "only" in the millions of listens is bad?.
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@NateRybner @BrolyHans @_edrrdx_ Not only have I seen plenty of Jews for Palestine but I’ve seen Rabbis for Palestine, the nation of Israel is not representative for the Jewish diaspora. People are individuals first a foremost.
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@McKay4Senate Let’s play . AI OR DUTCH!!!!! Everybody’s favorite game show! First question
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@Sun1Black @BONKATOMICPVNCH He’s the only person who could say that and I’d actually believe him.
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@Silayter My reaction to this was “Finally, one where the amount of fingers makes sense.” . I’m quite slow.
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@NumberFuckstein “Morocco and Indonesia, yeah they’re more or less the same.”. “ITALY AND GREECE COUDN’T BE FURTHER FROM KNE ANOTHER.”.
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@wood_eater_ I like when people try to add adjectives to anarchism because they truly think people would work together exactly how they want if there was no one to enforce it.
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@MrKapitalist @AltHistCody Fascist getting mad that other fascists weren’t inclusive enough.
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@jamoogli BHVR designing the most interesting landscapes only for them to be relegated to temporary backgrounds.
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@PBValve I love how people use the taxation thing to discredit the NCR as if the Legion doesn't tax people and that House wouldn't if possible monetize everything but just not claim those expenses as taxes because he's a private party.
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@gmoult I will never not love art deco because how do you make something look both ancient and futuristic.
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@FinalDude78 The shell phone is so random because outside of the monster/curse the movie is grounded and then they just got whatever these are. It's like if you were watching Saw and they revealed cars in that universe were shaped like fruit.
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@kittischmitti I get when people use stuff like liberty prime to make those jokes because of how over the top he is but I don’t think a single NCR member ever even says the word communist.
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@Thafnine @garrynewman It says “on behalf” so I’m assuming the original creator just hired some money hungry lawyer who scoured the internet for things like skibidi toilet with 0 knowledge of video games and assumed the videos were 100% creations.
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@Interrobang_2 @laserboat999 The teacher hearing someone drop a metal thermos on the ground thinking he's finally got the opportunity to whip out the big guns
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@TheMountainMeat @jameslineky Everyone has issues but if you are severely struggling to take care of yourself you shouldn’t be bringing another person into this world. Focusing on your own well being until then is probably the best bet.
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@scoutsniped I’d say everyone at least wears boxers. Engie’s also probably rocking a tank top and slippers. Medic is definitely also rocking a night gown. Soldier is the only one I’m 100% positive would free ball that shit.
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@DeadmanBostonB @DiscussingFilm And letherface is a mentally handicapped guy with a power tool. Ghostface has been a cop, film director, mother, you name it. Anyone could be ghostface, we don't know who's behind the masks this time.
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@n_logan_ I know its not impossible for conservative people to create good art but it says a lot that most of the art they praise and goes on to have a legacy is making fun of them and then they go on to act like media literacy is some conspiracy.
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@Aelthemplaer By swords you mean made of metal right? Because the Macuauitl is definitely more sword than club
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@pissvortex "How important was the Emmancipation Proclaimation?". "Ok so imagine a burger . ".
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@Parzival_jay I've seen so much Prometheus stuff over the past couple of days I genuinely thought it was one of those jacked engineer aliens.
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@argosaxelcaos @DannyVegito They're the most antisocial people yet the two things they prioritize most are "the collective ideas of a group of people" and "the respect of others".
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@SmoothDunk Most of the time Ai is very obvious but it's getting to the point where we can't deny it's getting scarily good. For something as out there as this is the concept was executed quite.
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@Khajit_Bermuda @redelk_yt He is but that doesn't mean he came legally when he first landed on earth.
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@beepupkin Me watching Longlegs in theatres twice knowing I'll never be able to experience that level of atmosphere on the big screen with massive speakers ever again.
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@doctornowhere_ I’m convinced that the average Twitter user has so little going on inside their head that the idea of a dream is beyond the realm of possibility.
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@ReplyGuyLLC @tonyhawktruther I skimmed the wikipedia page and apparently "brown" came from black, "red", which I'm assuming refers to native americans, game from brown, "yellow" so east and south east asians from red, and "white" from yellow.
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@JenniferSensiba @StatisticUrban Urban cores abusing other states? I get that the federal government has a time and a place to get involved in state matters but if it’s what the majority of Americans want and the majority live in cities then that’s the will of the people.
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@NECROMANClNG I considered doing a junk journal but I don't know how to do it in a way that looks cool and tasteful instead of just a journal that wont close cause its full of trash.
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@lifeisapeach_ I just don’t get how so many perfectly share the same handwriting style, like it’s a font they chose on word.
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@BL4MEY3LL0W My best guess its some kind of mostly flat base with some mild texture for things like the nose and cheeks as well as some mechanisms that stretch out the face for certain poses along some projection stuff going on like the newer models of animatronics at Disney parks.
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@Chameleonarnd I think the other characters are cool too but Ghostface beats them when it comes to celebrity VA work because for some reaon JK and Cena sound a bit choppy and out of context with a solid chunk of their dialogue.
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@NotOnlyMarshal @XxKilla_KrisxX I mean I don't think he was the best parent after he turned his brain to mush.
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@slightly_artist I mean Ford probably would have gone to Gravity Falls regardless. It all depends on if Stanley would act out the way he did to ruin the machine if Filbrick parented differently as this lead Ford to someone who could help Ford build the portal.
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@HouseholdWheel @Lizzy_cutie_alt 6 is a passing grade but usually it's expected that you should retake a class if you end with that. Most people are more than happy with 8 and above.
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@TheMountainMeat @jameslineky While financial situation helps its not always the end all be all of your issues.
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@DeadmanBostonB @DiscussingFilm I mean they've already added, Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Leatherface, Alien, Predator and Terminator so why not Ghostface?.
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@Arsonlordoff @Dopamine_Fan The android cyborg distinction is a bit confusing because androids look more human than cyborgs usually even though cyborgs are actually somewhat organic.
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@mijo_u My guess is they like the idea of science more than they actually want to understand it. inaccurate dinosaurs in an art piece is bad while AI that can’t fact check itself is still a marvel.
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@MarioEmblem_2 Oh, I did the opposite. I usually play a couple of matches every Smissmas jsut for old times sake.
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@VoicesByZane @chef033 It makes me question what turns people feral. Because I always assumed it was a very psychological / neurological disorder but if starving someone of water, nutrients, sunlight and social interaction doesn't make you go insane after 2 centuries I don't know what does.
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