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@garrynewman
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Owner of @fcpnchstds + the g in @gmodofficial.
Wolverhampton, England, UK
Joined December 2008
I'm 42, I don't care if Fortnite added a skibidi toilet, please stop telling me.
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When Valve first floated the idea of selling Garry's Mod on Steam I said no because. "who would pay for that?". Well 18 years later, it turns out that 25,560,290 people would. Glad to have been wrong on this one 😉.
18 Years. Thank you! 🎉. Enjoy 40% off Garry's Mod in the Steam Autumn Sale too:
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Fyi I'm not gonna sue. Basic logic should tell you this. I don't have any basis, want or need. I don't have ownership to any of it. I didn't make hl2, I didn't make any toilet models, I didn't make sfm, I didn't make any of these videos.
@EnderECM @GioGioFN @SaRodins241291 @garrynewman its allowed under copyright law specific to gmod and sfm under the precaution that the models dont intend to fulfill the same purpose for example they cant sell a gman doll but a toilethead thing that looks like gman is cool as long as theyre not being sold on the premise of gman.
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Awesome!.
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Yes, we have got your emails and dms, we have seen your theads, we're doing our own investigations. We need to take these things seriously (particularly from Nintendo), but we also can't let people misuse DMCA takedowns.
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Got a new hobby going, I bought a mini excavator and learned how to use it, having lots of fun
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We added super-fast video and animated image playback so we can do Steam animated avatars
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Never imagined becoming a world record holder and not be prawn cocktail crisps related.
Garry's Mod is now officially 'The Best Selling PC Exclusive Ever' in the @GWR Gamer's Edition 2025!.#GWR2025 #GamersEdition2025
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Game Dev 2022. 1. Announce NFTs.2. Renounce NTFs.3. Sell Company.
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Plus I'm lazy af, he could be using a photo of me on the toilet and it wouldn't outweigh how much I can't be bothered.
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Can you @ me when HL3 is announced I'm going to sleep but left my phone on the loudest.
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We made it so you can become a human, I will assume this makes you 100% happy and resolves all issues you had
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I have been assured that the takedowns have been verified by Nintendo as legit, so this will now continue as planned. Sorry. 🫸🍄🗑️.
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People told me some gameplay elements in Zelda remind them of @gmodofficial but this seems too much
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Holy shit, thanks for the support, hope you're not gonna be disappointed when you find out that gmod2 is an iOS match 3 game made in unity.
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2025 - the year Microsoft find a way to put a Copilot button on my ball sack.
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Every now and then someone at Unity will email me and be like hey why do you hate Unity?.
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Chrome moving the downloads to the top right has ruined my entire life.
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Anyone else had a call with a certain Game Engine company to tell you that for some reason you now have a MINIMUM SPEND of HALF A MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR with them. Because our game is popular and we use their engine, we now have to spend $500k a year using their other services.
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Please come make a fun game on our engine so people stop telling me to chuck it all in the bin and make gmod 2.
We're doing it again 🙈 - another Game Jam - and this time everyone is invited! Press a button on the site to get s&box on Steam and then help us make our engine awesome by competing for a chunk of the £40,000 prize pool!.
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I think while it's maybe out of character for Valve to take down fan projects like this, it's hardly surprising when you have their entire game uploaded. I somehow don't think the "old Valve" would have let anyone port Half-Life to another engine and host it all publicly either.
Hello everyone. We have some unfortunate news to share with you. Today, we received a DMCA takedown from Valve on all our public GitHub repositories and all its forks made by the community.
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Enjoying watching everyone hating on 4 badly compressed screenshots of a closed alpha game, while 100% certain they'll be stepping on each other's throats to play it.
Heres a leaked Deadlock (which is to be believed renamed from Neon Prime) screenshot that got posted on 4chan (I saw this screenshot before)
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Wtf are these sentry turrets protecting an old closed down blockbuster for
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I kept this a secret from everyone for weeks - they had no idea until she strolled in 🤣.
16 x Grammy Award-winning singer Adele stopped by the Facepunch HQ recently! 💥.Her son is a big fan of Rust, and she wanted to check out the game that keeps him so hooked. Thanks for the visit, Adele!
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Last week my sister asked me what slippery toilet is, and I've been calling it that ever since.
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3rd highest selling pc game ever.
Garry's Mod has hit 20m sales! Thanks to everyone who's played it over the last 16 years and counting!
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Lots of worry about the Garry's Mod server moderation. here's a bit more of an explanation. Roleplaying. I can see merit in the games here where you roleplay survival/war scenarios. It's engaging + interesting + compelling + educational. Humanity's lows are always gonna be a.
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Your Minecraft world doesn't belong in your level designer job application.
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@unity 1. Will this price ever increase? Can we get it locked in a contract?.2. How are you tracking installs on PC?.3. How do you differentiate between demos and full games?.4. Do uninstalls and reinstalls count?.5. How do you count offline installs?.6. How do you differentiate between.
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I was actually terrified of jbmod when I was making gmod. they always claimed to be just about to make a huge release that would render us redundant. This is one of the reasons I worked so hard for so long to push it forward so it couldn't get caught.
After 18 years, one of the earliest known Half-Life 2 mods 'JBMod' is finally coming to Steam (and no this isn't Garry's Mod).
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I've got some legit questions for the it's fake guys. There are a lot of walls of text and 900 page steam forum threads that I'm not gonna read through. Please help me understand. 1. If the one big tell that these are fake is the email domain being "" why.
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I had to make a blog explaining what @s8box is, because no-one else knew. Can read more here:
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Would I be a bad dad if I blocked Roblox at the router and pretended that they shut down
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Gamedevs, have you ever actually shit in your pants because you kept deferring it until you got something working. It still counts if it didn't actually mark your pants but just spread between your ass cheeks.
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This is why you put your name in the game’s title.
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If Valve only took 10% instead of 30% Facepunch would have made over $50,000,000 more.
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Selling the company to distract from a badly received game leak is so Gabe.
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We're raising the price of our games in Russia because the ruble has crashed so much and it's leading to opportunism. We're going to donate any payments from Russia to humanitarian charities helping the Ukrainian people. .
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Signed a legal document today saying that I don't mind Garry's Mod using my name 😂.
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Got a freak conjoined bag of Doritos how much should the minimum bid on eBay be
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Feel kind of sad for people who missed the first wave of the internet, when there were more than 6 websites, before we all handed control over, blinded by manipulated analytics, fraudulent engagement.
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Valve time, but thanks to everyone that voted and thanks to Valve ❤️
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So, might be an obvious question but these nazi gamemodes in Garry's Mod. we should be banning them right? There's no legit reason for them to exist. right?.
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An unpaid intern has been helping me add bugs to my code for the last few weeks.
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We've been using this as a door stop in the office for 10 years.
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Two weeks without coding and I've forgotten 30 years of experience.
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And yes, $50m more would have been nice. Is 30% fair? It's what we all agree to when adding our games to Steam. Minecraft didn't agree and they did fine. Just make a game as good as Minecraft and process all the payments yourself then sell it for 2bn then block me on twitter.
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Imagine this, if you're in your 20s right now and you die in your 90s, you are going to have about 70 years of Microsoft trying to trick you into not using Chrome as your default browser.
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PSA: when you like pictures of big tits on here everyone who follows you sees them too, but with your name attached. You stop being the cool game guy and turn into the horny guy who shits where he eats.
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Rust is joining the HL:A inspired liquid inside something shader game
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War sucks for everyone, so we're also going to donate another $500,000 to help them all out.
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I think they wired my solar panels in backwards and I'm powering the Sun
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I was wrong. This is how the fees are working out for Rust:. Lifetime we'd have paid them about $410k more. About $40k a year. Last month it would have cost us $2,517. While this isn't much, here's some stuff I don't like:. - Unity can just start charging us a tax per install?.-.
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Game devs huffing about streamers making more money than them, talking about royalties for streaming their games. Such an outdated mindset. They're advertising your game to millions of people. You should be paying THEM.
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Google's Gemini can't show me the fastest way to copy memory in c# because it's unethical.
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Doctor on bbc breakfast today said a mom came to him with a tired 11 year old, assuming a medical problem. He asked some questions and it turned out he was playing video games until 4am. They framed this as a problem with addictive video games instead of just terrible parenting.
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Alright, you were all right, Elon is a dumb cunt, I don't really want to support it all by using the platform anymore. how do we do this?.
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Had a bug in my code yesterday, spent ages debugging, stopped working early because I was getting depressed, been thinking about it all night, mentally preparing myself for a whole day of debugging slog. Sat at my computer, fixed it in 4 minutes.
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