Robert Caputo
@OfficiallyMeta
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Contract Engineer, Retired Activist, Experiencer Founder: @g3grouphq / @sine_global Cogito, ergo sum
Sans Gravity
Joined April 2019
Hey friends & anons!. I recently launched my latest activism project which centers around ending energy monopolies and peacefully advancing the world's access to advanced renewable energy technologies. Will you join us in signing it?!. Demand Access to Advanced Renewable Energy.
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@invis4yo The comments are how I know men these days don't keep girlfriends for more than a month.
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@ShouldHaveCat Separation anxiety, it usually happens when baby animals are removed from their mother too young.
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@SouthDallasFood Forget the butter what kind of horrible "service" is this 🤣 . Bitch is the steak free cuz why am I cooking at my table.
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@kirawontmiss app talking about "30% off" then the menu prices are 30% higher than yesterday.
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@Rieosei @Sheabutterlexi It's called the law of diminishing returns in case you're curious. Basically, the first time you have something you want, the happiness is through the roof. Each time you acquaint with said thing again the amount of happiness felt per interaction decreases. So we seek to satiate.
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@WaterlsScary *picks up piece of sand*."When extremely rare terrestrial ocean dandruff appears".
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Some 90% of the populations in low income countries haven't had their first vax dose. Why do those countries still have populations?.
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@shawntifying "don't you wash everything everytime. ?" = "I've never had a gf longer than 30 days".
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@jason_koebler @samleecole It's funny cuz people be like "AI is sentient 🤓" and it's literally just LLMs referencing 12 YouTube channels.
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@TheLaurenChen So basically all the pumpkin spice Instagram moms left and the actual coders stayed? Nice!.
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@ShitpostGate A human person within community notes definitely did this because it makes perfect sense
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 No guardrail .No wall rail.Stair isn't minimum width.Too much rise with no landing.Steps cantilever too far without support.Deflection value unsafe.Sharp corners bad.Bolt heads create tripping hazard.Bolts inadequate (machine thread into stringer=weak).Sunlight will oxidize.
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@MattDursh I saw you in here talking about mill certs on rebar and I was flabbergasted until I saw bridges in your bio 😂🙏. -structural engineer.
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@Y2SHAF "have your cows boiled their eggs today, Shafeeq?". - duolingo while you're on vacation
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@oohthatsviv Says the girl chasing her momma clout "my mom has a food biz". Bih I own 5 biz and drive a damn Subaru. Cars are the worst investment you can ever make. They depreciate immediately and cost money the entire time you own them. That Nissan will treat her well for a long time.
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@justinboldaji When I got my first engineering job my manager found out I played Starcraft as a kid and proceeded to name me LaserRider3000. No clue.
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@CKDagli Well you can't win the Nobel Peace prize unless you ruthlessly murder extremely disadvantaged innocent people to kill 1 bad guy so.
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@beerdefeater Why do you care so much whether people buy Bud Light or not? Looks like you're the one who's pressed 😂.
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@ZubyMusic Earlier this evening (US time) Dr. Kory was able to live stream about Ivermectin efficacy from a statistical stand point, on YouTube, for around 40+ minutes, with 0 censorship! It was awesome and they at one point had over 4,000 live viewers!.
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@TheEcho13 I made it through multiple interviews once for a senior position. Finally sat down with CEO, managers. They had no idea what I was even applying for. Walked me around their facility, I knew everything necessary. Come back and offer me a entry level PM job, 30% less salary 🤣. ???.
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@LegendaryEnergy Based. I have 2 fully unvaxxed kids, 7 & 12. As in, zero vaccines. As in, before COVID. My children attended a public charter during the pandemic and never got COVID. There were measles outbreak IN my kids' class. No measles. No allergies. Barely ever sick. No mental ailments.👍.
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@SynthPotato Idk why but Ballad of Gay Tony was a great rendition 🤣 i would always load that up instead of base.
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@Ezenegwu The answers are 5,6 & 7. 4 wheels.1 steering wheel. 1 spare (tehcnically a wheel). 1 flywheel (only on manual). Not all cars have a spare. Colloquially referred to as a "spare tire", not a "spare wheel'. Automatics use a flex plate, not a flywheel.
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@Quadeca I went to a store for Vanilla Ice cream and figured there's a Slim chance Jesus would care if I also copped some Eminems. Across the road Tom ordered at Macdonald's. That G make it look Eazy to hammer down 5 big mac's and gain no weight. Logic would say otherwise. Macklemore.
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@joherkhan Probably the worst employees I've ever had were insanely good at gaming or tech. I thought I broke some secret trying that but nah, none of them worked out.
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@InternetH0F No he sounds Yugoslavian or Russian and she looks Armenian or Greek. None of this gives Italian . - an Italian.
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@DanielW_Kiwi Yeah he realized how fucking dumb everyone is on average and secluded, pretty common in history.
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@JuicegawdinPriv @kirawontmiss We're not gonna talk about the popcorn kernel in the hair straightener?.
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@ZubyMusic The hashtag #WorldIvermectinDay got uncensored today, and there are hundreds of cities and tens of thousands of people marching in solidarity for freedom and Ivermectin access!. Some parts of Australia's got a little hectic with the police, but overall - it's a white pill for me.
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