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"heh I'll just shoot it" the fuck outta here with that power fantasy slop
"Guns won't work against. " .You think some abomination sealed for 3000 years has somehow developed an immunity to a weapon it cannot even fathom. Sorry bud, we are the horrors beyond comprehension.
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@BadMedicalTakes If that was true, how would trans women have an unfair advantage in sports.
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@_PrinceCarlton_ @Bakari_Sellers Reminder that the "vaccines cause autism" lie was started by a guy saying "this vaccine specifically causes autism but mine doesn't so you should buy it instead".
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@heshidicjudaism The teachers punching on for the sake of the students is based as fuck though ngl.
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@14lolibreader88 Guy who wants to rape anime children saying other people don't know the age of consent.
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@BigDickBarclay @MarcusCVance @MultifandomCult Gloating about not being smart enough to see more than face value is genuinely incredible behaviour.
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@TonyPajama @MothmanFan3237 Meanwhile, helldivers has no functional variation between any two soldiers regardless of ethnicity or gender AND has microtransactions AND makes fun of conservative tropes but they still love it.
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@BitsHammer I'd argue the minotaur wouldn't be a cannibal if he ate more than once a week and had anything to eat other than a person.
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@Artofthesol @ThreeTimesATae @Graffic17 @KennaBeans69 It can and does, that's how we know about it lol.
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@BreadBg31 Full agree. It goes out the window when you smirk like a retard and say "actually a bullet can kill metaphysical entities".
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@BUNNIMODER Fullmetal jacket notably ended with the squad of marines getting wiped out by a young woman with an AK.
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@JordanHerd2099 @Extralongdokkan People seem to too rarely mention that Jiren is a fun character because he's such a chill guy.
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@Goji_Saurus Funnily enough its said that nothing short of atomics can kill a sandworm, so godzilla is arguably uniquely qualified.
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@momiji_doa There is no way you can with a straight face tell me this character is a god with the domain of the home and hearth.
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@Valentine721 @ahabstanaccount Mad Max, Hunger Games, and 28 Years Later, all in the same universe at the same time.
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@ShitpostRock idk where people got the idea that goldmask's issue was the greater will didn't sufficiently oppress the other people of the lands between. The issue he found was that gods are no better than humans in regards to changing their minds, and that the solution is to enforce stasis.
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@YeWiseWizard It's so hard to even know right from wrong. I saw a wizard shout "brain worms!" And a man's skull liquefied and a cascade of worms flowed from his eyes nose and mouth. I nearly vomited.
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@rinaspiri Differences I saw: .Slightly larger ponytail, lipstick on the mask, chest covering, black nails, slightly larger legs.
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@Dexterscubicle "rides over mutie. Time to die".~10ft super mutant cyborg to completely normal human.
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@EaterOfBrushes I'm much happier about her fighting a leaper than something like a lictor.It feels less like wank and more like an actually fair fight.
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@hidanslvt Good ol' Naruto where it doesn't matter if you outplay someone if they pull an entirely new entirely undiscolsed ability directly out of their anus that just so happens to be a perfect counter to that specifically.
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@_arenio I still love how in wolfenstein the nazis won both because they stole tech and because america didn't invent nukes and it required actual straight up scifi bullshit for them to win.
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@toniboloninoni @buildfortrun @LinrisB @MischiefsYT @ethangach 90% of Andy Serkis' filmography is characters that don't have his likeness wym.
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@DeadTheory__ What I hate is it would've been plausible for someone to say this 10 years ago and it be funny as fuck but it has to be a bot.
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@dolfijnmanjohns I personally don't think there's anything wrong with taking an established fantastical creature and changing it. Elder scrolls orcs have never been exclusively evil, warcraft orcs were protags from the getgo and outright heroic at least as far back as warcraft 3.
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@PunishedGlowy @_Jyggalag_ "Legion sweeps the NCR" is like saying Italy sweeps the United states".
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@hreaming @barnabasdotexe @xeony428 @The4thWayYT Your perspective is about to be of someone who's face is slamming into a car window.
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@PraiseAltman111 "3 years to be a menace" as if Smasher wasn't basically the grim reaper in the ttrpg that could wipe a whole party by himself.
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@paterstella @masonmennenga @Shelyfurtardo The bible has some stuff that doesn't rly translate well into the modern world. Gluttony could include: spicing food to taste better, eating more than your fill, snacking, partaking in recreational drugs. Apparently, the people of Sodom were guilty of this too.
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@eldemrinn @CerberusXt The fact that butchering everyone you see is the opposite of woke to you is very funny.
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@DiceyJune It's kinda funny that for every example of industrial horror chaos has, the imperium has several that manage to be worse.
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@MothmanFan3237 "xeno propaganda" .Guy hasn't seen the 10e trailer where GMAN HIMSELF is saying that humans are basically completely fucked and he genuinely doesn't know how we're gonna get through this.
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@Network_Synth (Subtext, I thought this was obvious).Ahem. Unpatriotic speech noted and reported. The authorities are rapidly approaching your position.
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@bad_histories I find it kind of ironic that the same people who say "well they weren't all Nazis" will turn around and say that war crimes done against Russians were justified because "they were communists".
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@All_Lee24 Tbf people were expecting another rPriscilla who was a soft fluffy white haired lady.
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@DespairNicky Importantly. most villains have morals, or some line they won't cross. It's also been a thing for *decades* that villains will go "I'm evil, but I'm not *that* evil!".
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@CobGreat @jerzysmigielko @3rdCastro13385 @SmashingUrFort Yeah same for me. The majority of Muslims I personally know believe anything they consider Haram to be entirely between an individual and God.
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@MikhailMacaroon @MurphLaw23 @og_jujunwa I wish the ribbon dancing panda from the third movie interacted with viper.
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@Antonio70242351 @TheAntifaTurtle He went to prison, so, as much as any other school shooting got justice."Oh can we get justice for this?"
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@namabeeru2 @Bane_Of_Rooftop @Heytor_Bases There are African Muslims. That's like saying a structure was built by Christians not Europeans.
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@kittischmitti @kupaa808 FR it's like using homelander saying the n word as an argument for comics being racist or some shit it's dumb af.
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@wenchhaver The funny thing is orcs in lotr were pretty similar to humans and elves psychologically but were culturally horrible and super industrialized.I could totally fuck with orcs being an evil industrialized empire tbh.
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@LottieBigTiddie I mean for this exact reason too. People are just naturally drawn to a certain aesthetic, and interestingly enough that's an evil aesthetic.
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@The_Noise_13 "Then you don't like death korp of krieg".But. how is that a bad thing? Nearly every 40k fan has at least one subfaction they don't like.
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@Shadeflares "terminally perverted" as if these three aren't a solid chunk of the reason people get into custodes.
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@Carsonogenics @SphereVos Never ask a "human supremacist" what their opinions on human-human relations are.
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@zanyfen Ok I've heard some people on 4chan trying to say the ok hand sign done with the right hand and milk are dogwhistles but I don't think I've ever heard about the eye contact and Asian food thing.
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@Kokujinkisama What really happened was the mods told people to not make it a culture war thing, which made culture war obsessed weirdos mad.
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@PauliCavanaugh @TrulyUli @TheBackDoorr @CursedModernism Teutonic knights, crusades, Druidic purges of Ireland, the invasion of South America, missions in Africa, Australia, and the Americas, the list goes on.
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@Artofthesol @Scottjate @ThreeTimesATae @Graffic17 @KennaBeans69 Even when working properly it's not perfect lol.The very fact that our eyes specifically are on a different security system than the rest of our body is a pretty good sign that we aren't intelligently designed.
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@mikefranchina_ Incredible that the Russos managed to take one of the creepiest and most gorgeous series of artworks and make them something so. mundane.
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@ZBensahla @Jaywalkgod @LuckiiSonoda @ninikijj2 That's the funniest part about him. The guy is immortal five times over and even if he wasn't he'd have 72 lives and ON TOP OF THAT he's so immensely powerful that Buddha was the only guy who could even hope to challenge him.
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@BigRedCeltTT @ChuckCallesto How much do you want to bet the same people decrying "christophobic bigotry" are openly abusive towards people of other religions.
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@100CigsADayDiet @megigogi Yeah it's a funicular. It's sorta like a cross between a train and an elevator, or rather, a rail designed to lift things, usually up mountains. They can handle more weight than equally costly elevators.
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@TrevorSutcliffe @Sturgeons_Law You think Haitians are doing that? I thought the hoax was that they're eating them.
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@Fullmetal150 @PearlteaRizzy All too many american christians are just actual psychopaths who haven't actually read the bible.
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@BitsHammer Chimps aren't our equals but I'm not gonna be calm if one decides to flip the fuck out.
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@Kyubi_Max @CocoaFox023 How? It's not hypocritical to laugh at someone for unironically fuming about a edgy mascot, after joking about a divorce when they make a joke about protecting a largely disliked public figure.
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@asubparusername Crazy how people unironically believe this when settings with humans being chill with aliens are massively more popular than the ones where humans act like the armies of Sauron.
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@TheOakwise @BabylonUnveiled @SaneMindsNoPC @_SJPeace_ Nations with corrupt or weak governments, who take self-serving deals to trade their nations wealth for personal wealth, has nothing to do with the ethnic groups contained within that country.
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@terminallyOL You say that but even the top one people say "they got drip" and its just a dude in a black leather coat.
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@haultrukkz GW introducing an Eldar death cult, having them do the single most important thing in the modern era so far, then just sorta do nothing else.
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@Makoto01311949 @SimplyShae13 I'm sure there was no satire intended when gangs of bureaucrats that have the job of disposing of scrap paper fighting rival gangs who's job is to recycle it have full-fledged gunfights, dedicated medics, etc were written.
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