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@No_Lanii

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@SomaKazima He sitting there waiting for an address like bro G O ??
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@SomaKazima If you don't-
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Can't drown my demons they have pool noodle thingies
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@SomaKazima She thinks she strokin out i stg ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@SomaKazima You think they put the wig on pre-lathered
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@rayleearts @MajimeKoala Not the Willy Wonka pop up lmfaoooo
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@k1llacourt @danni021 @thesarahyork This just a gay side hug ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@ilyclemmie @lustforlifestan Bc thats their take home pay, its hard out here
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@LITizenJeff @Rainmaker1973 Length does not equal efficiency โœจ๏ธ
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@whoisceejayy @katttesquad She lost her 9-5 this is all she gots lmfao
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I hate it here lmao
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@evilbyler I saw this earlier and its fitting
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@uhlexxxuh 1000% agree. My best friends little sister was repeatedly raped and molested at 15. They reported it and he even CONFESSED TO THE POLICE, he wasn't even charged. Bc he was a rich white boy the court fell through and he wasn't prosecuted. I wish that motherfucker was dead.
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@latkedelrey Poor baby opens his eyes at 3AM to high beams for clout
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@deepfried_ela @celesitial He wrote a letter of leniency to the court on behalf of Brian Peck, for his SA/Rape charges against a child.
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Watching Jonny Craig bully Mikaela online was not on my bingo card, but i do believe in Christmas miracles.
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@gaming_petty @f_ckingfangirl @somanypetals @FemCondition @DrewAfualo Men have it harder bc women are mean to me on the internet ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ
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@KhaCookieCow @uhlexxxuh How long do you think rapists get jailed for and how often are they prosecuted to the fullest extent? Cause it's not a lasting result.
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@KhaCookieCow @uhlexxxuh Repeat sexual offenders are a majority of the problem in sexjal assault. Kill the rapist = less likely for them to repeat the offense.
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@SomaKazima If there's anything I can count on you for..
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@Heart_attack143 @PicturesFoIder I think the worst oart was she found this out AFTER her son had already committed suicide as a long-term response to the abuse.
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@gh0sst1n @MikeBeLike Tbf aint Nikki with a rapist? Lmao
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@TysBurnerAcc @KaniRosi This issue is this girl dropped her arms, lost, and cried about it lmao. The others that boxed Imane and lost didn't cry, and the others that boxed Imane and won didn't cry either. This girl maybe shouldn't box if she can't take a hit.
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Aggressively waiting for @DGDtheband to drop the next song from their album
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Andrew deserves better, he's an amazing vocalist and it was probably shit having to be compared to the multitude of lead singers DGD has had. Good for him for not continuing to fill in.
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We're too grown to have "guilty pleasure" music. Music is music, listen to what you love โœจ๏ธ Except machine gun kelly.
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While we wait ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ•บ
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@deepfried_ela @celesitial Drake Bell responded saying that his PR team is trying to save face by telling everyone that he wasnt aware of what Brian was being charged for before writing the letter. Its very similar to what happened with Ashton/Mila
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Meet ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ธD u c kโœจ๏ธ ๐Ÿฆ†
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@foliebrainrot @andyblack Tore his ass up i fear
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@sydcarmynation I didnt even notice that ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@notdianabrown Shimmying off them skinny jeans does half the work lmao
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@edenquinz @arakkosuperstar Especially since we keep seeing snippets of her practicing using her powers to fly. It's gonna be the typical she'll master it when she needs it most moment.
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@tylerduran21 @LexiAlex I should not have laughed the way I did
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New dgd album art sneak peak
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@taasiaar @sideofhobi @amandabb__ It is fine. If they dont like kids, id rather know that shit publicly so that we dont have to put kids near em. We cant force people to like them and actin like we should is why emotionally neglected humans exist.
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@gh0sst1n @MikeBeLike She's a piece of shit = stanning her makes yall weird.
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Uneasy hearts, pounce bounce, carl barker AND BLUE DREAM ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Im gonna go feralllll
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@SomaKazima Another day, another out of pocket tweet from you
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@aliensuperstar1 @PopBase They only couldn't bc covid made production stop.
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Until Jackpot Juicer is released basically
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@morallybased @baddestmamajama That is not how vaccines work, I am begging you to learn something somewhere other than twitter and tiktok ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@gh0sst1n @MikeBeLike Defend a rapist, marry him, father his child, berrate, and threaten his victim while playing victim. Idk allat really just adds up lol im not saying yall are besties, but spending your days defending her is.. a choice.
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Someone come pick up ya boy ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Tim's bass in Feels Bad Man sent vibrations through my body and I don't think i've ever felt peace like this before @DGDtheband
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I rarely use the bathroom downstairs so I always forget that this is watching me pee
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@JavonGaybril @SomaKazima You didn't hafta ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@kandiiXkitten @notgwendalupe Men show their nips all the time lmao
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It's using Tim's passing for clout and validation, when you had absolutely no connection to the man, that is nasty af to me ๐Ÿคข
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@pretty_cellaa @_iamcarefree As a recruiter, any time i see these types of names, i gotta sit there and laugh bc like yalls mamas really did not put your best interests at heart ๐Ÿ˜ญ it doesn't deter me from interviewing them but DAMN
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@Gospel_Burnout This is fitting
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@SomaKazima Soon as he heard what she boutta do to him it was hands ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@tashaowo @DGDtheband Im blocked but my friend sent me this lmfao
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@IshacarrSimmons @gbennylola Sucking the taint of someone that doesnt know you exist is weird but do you sis โœจ๏ธ
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Does anyone still listen to Chiodos?
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@flaviusvalens1 Like I just know every time he talks, his lips crack like the mojave desert ๐Ÿ˜ญโœŒ๏ธ
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We out here
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Brb creamin my crop ๐Ÿ’€
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Yeah im thick Thick and thired of being underaprethiated
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Who wants to bully @riserecords with me until they release jj crocs?
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Looking for mutuals. Please rt if you: -have daddy/mommy issues -eat hot pockets at 3am -sleep with the fan on -make self depricating jokes -can do that foldy thing with your tongue -dont have a license -cant watch tv without subtitles -like the movie Tangled -have a dog
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@kandiiXkitten @notgwendalupe I mean thats what they did lmao you sexualizing their nips is kinda on you.
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@Drizzy_Fanatic @NieceJanel @shaantiix @f0lake My dumbass thought this meant youngins??? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Shall we not forget that she called Tim a predator not long after she posted on reddit and his fiance had to shut her down? Bc i clearly remember that part.
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@shamefulbeast @aliensuperstar1 @PopBase Oh yeah fs its weird af, i was just pointing out that it took long bc of the pandemic.
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@brattybkay @SailorJourn Like we lost Jenna Marbles but this mf stayed??? Life's not fair
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@_therealtk @camfromtwittter @_bugggaboo I wonder if buying from any other site than Pulsar is a good idea lol
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Tbh if you didnt get to see Andrew Wells while he filled in during the tour this year, you really missed out bc that man absolutely slayed
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Waiting for dgd to announce their next move like
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@TheRealCamelio @Heart_attack143 @PicturesFoIder She had 2 kids. The daughter told the mom after the son had passed away.
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@sadiethink Same energy rn
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Your bitch is dead, she was hit by a truck.
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I've been screenshotted Screenshot? Screen..shat? ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
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@fonzfranc Oh so she pegged you as a bottom from the jump? I- ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@SomaKazima Her lil "ah" got me ROLLIN ๐Ÿ˜‚
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My mom refers to Jon Mess as "that cute little nerd guy that yells" lmao
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I unfollowed this one person that genuinely just bitched about everything on here and i dont think my feed has ever been this peaceful lol
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Andrew: "It smells like weed in here ๐Ÿค” ... It's ok, I approve ๐ŸคŒ"
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I genuinely dont understand how anyone still likes Taylor Swift
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National emo day? I wanna see yalls emo pictures from deep in the volt, i know you got em.
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I held Andrew Wells today. Don't talk to me, im still processing
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Gonna post on TheSlap rq
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@snoopypilots Can I leave a baby in my place to hold my spot? They're pretty quiet you wont even notice
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@hankthuhtank @nvyfleet If she was flat as a board back there, she'd have never left the same 20 followers on tt
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@caseybnew @missmulrooney My nurse told me to be quiet and put her hand over my mouth!! While I was pushing and non medicated ๐Ÿ˜ญ if i hadn't been so exhausted from a 12 hour labor I'd have bit her fingers off
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@noahhcx @beyoncegarden You are why superman can just put glasses on and go about his day
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Titty fuck the lasagna
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Still mourning the DGD JJ crocs i never got ๐Ÿ’”
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"needs more asiago" - a mom making a difference
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@Bitchy__Type @pretty_cellaa @_iamcarefree I literally said it doesnt deter me lmao
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Has anyone ever seen Jon Mess out in the wild or is he like a figment of our imagination?
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As soon as they got on stage i put my hand out to Andrew and he grabbed it ๐Ÿ˜ญ He continued to sing half the songs staring/singing at me, tossed me a water bottle and gave me the set list. I am never going to get off this high ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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@itszaeok Just stuck a gopro up in her prison wallet consistently for 6 months? That poor mom and baby have never known peace.
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