Catch my 9 foot tall leaf mickey y'all

@ThatDesertAgain @da_porgy This is a joke

@dgorgan @creeper19221 @Inhumansoflate1 You bought the car. You weren’t born with it. There’s no legal deed that says no matter what you are owed a car throughout your lifetime. There’s a legal document that grants you rights from birth. Your whole life. That’s the difference you dunce.

@hostilekidz_jp @femmedumonde29 @BluCollarTrash @tweetsandboobs The evidence is extremely subjective. Every body is different and requires different things. An overeater doesn’t need high fat high calorie foods but a malnourished undereater does. It’s not governments job to dictate what you need.

@briananderson58 @faszon1 @_1os3r @chippel They cooked you lil bro

@samurainimjahe @baileylikemovie @zigzagoonsquad Local twitter discovers that not all opinions have to begin with an I think statement and it’s up to the listener to interpret what is opinion and what is fact

@bookofchase @baileylikemovie Why you suckin marks dick so bad

@samurainimjahe @baileylikemovie @zigzagoonsquad Local twitter user discovers personal opinions

@ShaneConnor @Acyn If someone who is able-bodied and healthy wants to fight for our country I think they should be able to despite thinking they’re a different gender. Pretty anti-American of you to think otherwise. Thought you were a true patriot, Shane. What a shame.

@PaulHuron1 @BelgaFoto @DaisyMayJune @TristanSnell Paul thinks cancer research is pure pork yall, let’s put it all on hold and screw over millions of innocent Americans. Paul said so!

@outwitstupidity @GarbulioBrb @MMacy153 @SarahIronside6 @AshleySinclair0 Nazi

@NemoDwayne @iamkidane @PopCrave There’s a difference between students asking to be around the same culture in their dorms vs the government forcing black and white people to use different restrooms, Dwayne.

@OldAgeDonuts @2002tacomasr5 You clearly don’t know Jon Bird and his ways

@burdmanorama @AGEllison The constitution says otherwise. The one you claim to uphold as a patriot

@chellygeb @whig_party2 @_johnnymaga What happened to Jesus loving and accepting all? Why are you calling children retarded? Not very Christ like of you.-

@NoRedText @togetheworld @CoolBeens789 @DWForMVS @SuedPhoenix7709 @frogs4girls So what you’re saying is that trump made us nonbinary? Is that what you want to hear?

@slayliciousIRL @Double2MC @samuellllm @DoIIarSignNOT @AshtianiBijan As opposed to the actual republican right wing rhetoric you voted for

@0xGodSpeed @__arose0513 @JennTheHenn77 Here I’ll fix it for you. “Immigrants steal, deal drugs, kill, rape women, assault people, and are generally bad people. I’m commenting this on a thread about immigration concerns, thus implying heavily that I do not like them and would want most if not all deported”

@twylightfalls @jimmysoldout @ryanscooterr Open the schools people like you can’t read anymore

@Metal_Snake06 @Alita_Ame @Inhumansoflate1 @Shitpostlovr That really got your panties in a twist eh