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Alexander Chippel

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Self-deprecation is a form of extreme narcissism. Follows, Retweets, Likes, and Endorsements are not endorsements even if explicitly stated other wise.

Pizza Town, PA
Joined January 2019
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Alexander Chippel
5 months
If you have to check someone's profile and go through their tweets looking for a gotcha, you've already lost the argument.
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@wozardzcard God that show is so fucking ugly.
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@realwow_mao Jokes aside I think it's that "we should be naked on a beach eating fruit" shit that retards always try to say. Which is funny because it's usually Communists saying that shit.
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@piderman19 @MildVanilla Ben can and will brute force a victory.
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@stackopamcake Shit that absolutely never happens.
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RT @br4in_stem: Frog based communication system concept
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@DEI4WhiteGuys Woah that's crazy! Wanna post the full transcript? I mean, you wouldn't want to *mislead* anyone but leaving out important details...
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@patternscreamr @BustHieron38703 @fleshsimulator I have. All the homeless are assholes, especially to those who just want to help.
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@divya_16_ No amount of armed security is going to protect you from mean tweets.
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@mmunciee You got what you deserve for getting a calzone instead of the vastly superior stromboli.
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@Stealth_Brock This is the shit that @SYACVG used to like before they made it private.
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@DarkOddCon Yes he fucking did he already knew he was made of sand.
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This was already explained by @goldenwitchfire. It's the vaccines. Vaccines make you watch My Little Pony, and My Little Pony makes you gay and autistic.
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>watches some video about a lolcow/insane person on internet >"They also happened to be a huge fan of My Little Pony" >what is this phenomenon
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@fleshsimulator I can't wait until 2050 when someone significantly more liberal than the already liberal Trump runs and everyone calls him a Nazis and talks about how great Trump was in hindsight.
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@fleshsimulator Is the red triangle something that homosexuals had to wear during the Holocaust?
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@don_kingmoney @fleshsimulator She was spiritually homeless.
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@_NamelessGoon I wish we got a picture of him a few years after the war to see how he looked because I feel like getting back into normal life would help out a lot.
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@CGScumLord Convince Dick to do a road rage in Wilkes-Barre, or at least Scranton, PA.
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@dick_genital @Zebra_Bias @adultmomband How many fucking times have you heard someone say "It's time for the routine lock change!" It doesn't fucking happen, unless you're doing some security shit. The average resident isn't going to be doing that shit.
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@dinglhellmelon @pator_x @imagesaicouldnt No you're thinking of Skallagrim.
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