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Random Muppet

@MuppetTrading

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I'm tweeting for entertainment purposes only. Before you act on any of my tweets, ask yourself - is "Random Muppet said so" really your thesis?

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3 months
This $CRWD take by Brad Zelnick should really be an instant classic.
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3 months
Imagine being sell-sider wanting to publish $CRWD defend note but cannot hit send because the systems aren't working.
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"To put the 'weight debate' to rest, we consumed 75 like-for-like $CMG burrito bowls in NYC (half in store, half digital, various locations)." - Zachary Fadem and his Wells Fargo team This is the hard work we'd expect from the sell-side into the final days of II voting.
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11 months
Good title, Jack.
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3 years
Oppenheimer's Chris Kotowski discussing BNPL impact on banks.. or lack of that.. "BNPL is really sub-prime in a new dress, a particularly non–consumer friendly version at that, while the banks' franchises focus on prime" Fun read. $AFRM $SQ #klarna etc
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1 year
Blame it on the pickleball!
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3 months
Imagine being sell-sider wanting to publish $CRWD defend note but cannot hit send because the systems aren't working.
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2 years
Market: Sell-side, please cut your semi estimates: John Pitzer: Fck off, I quit!
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2 months
BofA $OKTA coverage. Thanks for the value add, Madeline!
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5 years
@mims Here's a handy chart for you, via JP Morgan and Nielsen
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6 months
Open thread.. who are the sell-side sector specialists whose emails you like reading.. I'll start: Tech Andrew Rocha, wells Thomas Wigg, msco Jordan Klein, mizuho IMT Sean Diffley, msco Mark Schilsky, bernstein HC Jared Holz, mizuho Noah Zurad, ubs Michael Guba, wells
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3 years
Semi sell-side analysts: - we don't see cuts, buy stocks - we still see no cuts but stocks weak so buy even more stocks - oops we are seeing cuts but stocks have come in even more so buy stock - oops more cuts but stock have been weak, buy them - fuck, guidance cut, downgrade
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1 month
@ParikPatelCFA But have you jerked off thinking about Elon?
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1 year
Very helpful $AMD comment from Northland's Gus Richard. My II vote guaranteed!
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3 years
@jimcramer Sir, $NVDA has zero content in xbox.
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5 months
MS Tech: Hedge Fund net exposure to the Software space sits in literally the 0 percentile. Me: chips without software are vegetables.
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1 month
@netcapgirl Do you know any websites that don't use html?
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3 months
True story.. $CRWD @ Deutsche Bank: "Our initial reaction on Friday was seeing a 10%+ pullback in a high-quality stock as a buying opportunity, however, we were ironically unable to publish our original research note due to the outage itself."
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6 years
@RampCapitalLLC Jos A Bank.. everyone needs a new suit for job interviews
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2 years
@jaksburner That would be a fun stock game.. show a chart for 2 seconds and have to guess what stock that is
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2 years
So nobody is bothered about $ENVX 's new "partner" being $40m market cap company? No zeros missing. YBS has $40 million market cap. Somehow they are supposed to finance a fab that costs like $200-$300m?
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2 years
If there is any logic to what US gvt is trying to achieve, I cannot see how EDA software names $SNPS $CDNS aren't the next ones getting hit with China sales ban. Makes no sense to ban selling AI chips but continue to allow selling software / tools to develop their own.
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2 years
@DarthPutinKGB What's the holdup, shoigu cannot decide the way to commit suicide?
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1 year
So, basically what we learned from $NVDA numbers is that $TSM is freaking impressive with their ability to so quickly ramp up supply. And that's pretty much it.
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2 years
@litcapital What a weird thing for Littquidity to say.
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2 years
Resi HVAC checks sound horrible - demand faltering, inventories piling up at distris, pricing starting to soften.. $LII looking the worst of the bunch. But the best name to short imho is $WSO - once they lose the pricing tailwind the numbers going to get ugly..
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4 years
@jimcramer Sir, Baird named $TSLA as *bearish* fresh idea.
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3 years
@JBFlint How do you run home to watch DISCA when you don't have a roof over your head? :S
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5 years
@typicalVC Another 6-8 weeks and they learn how to community-adjust them.
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1 year
@JavierBlas Important question for the call: will Chevron keep Hess trucks alive?
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3 years
@DarthPutinKGB It just got promoted to a submarine.
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1 year
$RH since "Colossal beat from Best Idea Long".
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@HedgeyeRetail
Brian McGough
1 year
Colossal beat from Best Idea Long $RH. $3.93 vs $2.65E. Put up better than 20% EBIT margin. But holding the year and taking down 3Q materially. Looks like Gary wants to buy back more stock. I still think the sell side will be upgrading this stock at $500+ over 9-12 months.
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10 months
Overheard in the Truist office.. "Joel, there are already 50 sell-side analysts covering $MSFT. How does your work differentiate?" "Well, I am using three-year price target vs everyone else with one-year targets, that will show them!"
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6 years
Hey @mr_skilling you are getting some love from RW Baird..
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7 years
$JNPR set its 4Q earnings date last night, meaning no negative pre-announcement this time. This probably bodes extremely well for $AAOI
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4 years
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2 years
@CapitalObserver I don't agree with the rearview mirror. FED needed to bring down inflation expectations too, not just inflation. Today was relatively fine job by FED in path to correct past mistakes. Not out of the woods of course but one step in right direction.
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8 months
$NVDA eps day / conf call is the new Friday after hours.. If you want to sneak something by the market, that's the window. Case in point: *Supermicro Announces Proposed Offering of $1.5 B of Convertible Senior Notes Due 2029
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3 years
* $AMZN REPORTS STRONG BEAT ON SPLIT EXPECTATIONS, REPORTING 20-for1 SPLIT, TWICE THE EXPECTATIONS OF 10-for-1 SPLIT
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14 days
One quote from the Reuters $TMO article stood out to me: "There are multiple issues with the culture of the organization. They are not looking at the long term and have a fix-when-caught mentality versus a culture of prevention," said David Talmage, vice president of education
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6 months
One of the most successful job application letters. As a financial advice, less so.
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9 months
@CheddarFlow Only reason they are not going with $7700 strike is that those aren't listed yet
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2 years
@CarolineHydeTV * CATHY WOOD HOLDS TO COSTCO HOTDOG PRICE FORECAST OF $10K BY 2030
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3 years
First time in a while I see incrementally better DRAM checks, via Cowen semis team.. Not sure if the current downcycle will indeed be shorter and shallower than usual, but all that metaverse does require a shitload of memory.. Not yet ready to call "all clear" for $MU but intg.
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5 months
$CRM eps previews: "we are cautiously optimistic into the eps" $CRM eps reviews: "as a reminder, we were cautious into the eps"
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4 years
@jimcramer Here's a quick peek at the $TSLA Baird:
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1 year
Great qtr, semicap guys! Once again all of you gained market share, impressive!
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8 days
Software sell-side coverage is so stale and stupid. Keep complaining about downward estimate revisions throughout the year - HEY GUYS YOU ARE THE ONES AT FAULT OF THAT. Cut the fucking estimates already, nobody will notice, stocks will not react to that, simply revise your
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6 months
@_fabknowledge_ "I'm Singaporean"
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2 years
Semi excess inventory must have become really bad.. because that's when the fabs usually start burning/drawning/getting hit by power outages etc.. first one is here..
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In light of the $CEG Three Mile Island nuclear plant restart, obviously the question is, who else has idle plants.. Wolfe Research had a note yesterday with helpful table - $ETR seems to stand out to me. No idea how realistic it is for them to get them back online but something
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2 years
@itsandreabotez how I learned to play chess in one month video now can be seen at my rating
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1 year
$ENVX can basically sell their cells on Etsy because they are hand-crafted apparently.. 185 personnel were laid off. All these people were needed to make 24,000 cells in a quarter. 24,000 / 185 persons / 90 days = 1.44 cells / person / day.
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1 year
$AEHR getting slammed 20% after earnings should really create some worries about $ON as well.. $ON is by far the largest customer for $AEHR - if they are ordering less, I guess their own outlook is less bright as well. Rhymes with SiC lead times coming in as per Susq this week.
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2 years
@BillAckman @federalreserve Hey if you want to fight inflation, you can do your part - dump $CMG position immediately to send a message that they are raising prices too far while reducing portions. Help the people out!
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1 year
@HedgeyeRetail Colossol beat? Are you fcking kidding me? Did you even take a slightest glance on the shareholder letter?
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2 months
Also, we are close enough to the " $OKTA hits 4x EV/sales" levels.
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Summarizing how to trade $OKTA
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1 year
I mean, sure, EPS season takes a toll on all of us.. but seriously, Gus? $ENPH and $ENVX aren't the same companies..
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29 days
@LeviathanCapit1 Are you sure about that $146.26? I keep trying to model it but just cannot get a penny above $146.24
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4 years
@EnergyCredit1 I'd say the lack of operating leverage is the nastiest open secret for so many SaaS names. Incremental op margins are so much worse than the generic idealized views of printing money at some point in the future.
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6 years
Amazing how fintwit barely discussing $MYGN after such horrible reports from @RodBoydILM / @SIRF_Report and Barclays. GeneSight is a joke and noone can have any trust in the rest of the company either.
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*BIG TECH SOFTWARE VENDOR CARAHSOFT RAIDED BY FBI IN VIRGINIA So what happens $NOW ? For color, snippet from Bernstein Jule 25 note..
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3 years
@UpslopeCapital That's probably accretive to shareholders, paying actual invoices with worthless paper :)
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3 years
@irene_sukandar Stop horsing around
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3 years
I have turned positive on $CHGG stock. Clearly catching a falling knife in a shaky market isn't for everyone but feel like the risk/reward skews to the upside. No single reason so a little thread:
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5 months
@Biohazard3737 Baker Bros doing so much piping they just opened an onlyfans page
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1 year
Fun thing on $STX is that there IS a need for HDD storage. Pricing for nearline storage at cloud providers is absolute insanity, way way too high. 16TB nearline HDD costs.. basically nothing. Try to have that at AWS/Azure/whatever and it becomes massive cost real soon.
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1 year
@ShippingNews8 You mean young Anton Chigurh?
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4 months
*NVIDIA IS SAID TO REACH DEAL TO BUY SOFTWARE STARTUP SHORELINE This seems to be observability play. So what does it mean for incumbents like $DDOG $DT $NEWR $SPLK $PANW etc? "Validates the market" or "new disruptive force entering the field"? I would say the latter.
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4 years
I really enjoy when out of consensus field checks turn out to be exactly correct.. Massive kudos to UBS' Karl Keirstead for nailing $SPLK with his cautious commentary / checks. Always enjoy reading his raw field check commentary.
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4 years
@MidwestHedgie You don't call a fish at the poker table fish, you just take the money and smile.
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3 years
Note that China Smartphone data was out this morning and looks good - sell-side notes on that starting to come in. Here's Wells Fargo for example saying positive read for $SWKS $QRVO $QCOM
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3 years
I agree with Mizuho's Jordan Klein's pitch of $SWKS $QRVO.. those names are way too washed out + smartphone datapoints improving. Klein was ahead of the street with strong $MU pitch last week so think people should listen. Better to be ahead of the crowds..
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3 years
@itsandreabotez @alexandravbotez Could be worse.. she could have left you *with* FLO RIDA!
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2 years
$ROKU sell-off after $NFLX seems ridiculous to me. Yes, their qtr may be bad as well - but that's irrelevant now. $NFLX going ad-supported is what matters. You really think Hastings will waste 1.5-2 years before coming out with ad-supported tier like he said on call?
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4 years
@WallStCynic TSLA peer group consists only of TSLA and since TSLA is best in class, it deserves 2x peer group multiple. So TSLA is always worth 2x TSLA
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1 year
Predicting a spike in Google searches for "slurry" as investors trying to undestand what $ENTG does
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1 year
How it started.. and today, how it ended.
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Brian McGough
3 years
I respect the Stifel analyst...he's smart to get on the $PLBY train. But his PT of $52 is too low by a country mile. Gotta thing BIG about the TAIL opportunity here. Next datapoint will be what PLBY acquires with recently raised cash.
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4 months
@quantian1 "Our polling excluded the responses that had lolol in any of the fields"* * completely made up disclosure that actually should be there
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24 days
Official drink for the $MU eps call. Should be mixed 1-1 with vodka and take a shot every time they say "this time is different".
@MichaelDell
Michael Dell
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Ice cold DRAM is very good
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2 years
Morgan Stanley's Asian semi team with some cautious comments on $ON:
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23 days
That's BAD for $QCOM right?
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5 years
$TNDM should be heading back to $70.. while the approval well expected, the story is now de-risked and one of the most exciting med-tech names out there.
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1 year
@HedgeyeRetail "See, this is what sets us apart from the Old Wall. We tweet absolute nonsense minutes after earnings release without even looking into the actual press release or shareholder letter. Old Wall is the worst!"
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3 years
Say wrong one more time, I dare you.
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1 year
SiC quickly getting crowded.. I think $IFX validating low-cost chinese players in SiC important negative for US players like $ON $WOLF
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$IFX signs a SiC material agreement with a Chinese company (TanKeBlue) for 150mm and eventually 200mm wafers. Infineon has said that they are seeing excellent performance from low-cost suppliers. $WOLF $STM $ON
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2 years
$ROP gotta be joking with the Frontline acquisition.. they really think they can improve on something that has been owned by Bravo for 5 years? Imho they are buying something that really has zero synergies with the overall co. What do industrial guys know about educational mkts?
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1 year
What a wonderful life in mark-to-model world. $BX
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2 years
I am sick and tired of seeing gazillion excuses on why FED should do dovish pivot. ~4% INTEREST RATES ARE PERFECTLY NORMAL! Need to have a STRONG reason to be below that. Having ZIRP for more than a decade was dumb shit, not normality.
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Soft landing -> no landing -> moonlanding
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3 months
Another day, another weaker $CRWD datapoint, this time via Keybanc VAR survey. More and more starting to look like SP500 add was THE top.
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3 years
@mr_skilling They were transitory.
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5 years
@OptionsHawk Lower than expected capex by $MSFT likely the trigger for the $ANET put buyer.. largest customer for $ANET
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4 years
Spotted: @srasgon shopping for food.
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3 years
OK I have to admit, $TWLO 's Signal '21 event converted me into a believer.. with the new product combining everything they do/have acquired, this all makes sense now. Good color by Wolfe Research overnight:
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4 years
Stephens has found interesting nugget in $TTWO 10-K that was posted Friday after close.. has $TTWO pushed out GTA VI timing by a year? At least looks like marketing commitments were pushed out from F23 to F24..
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4 years
Canaccord's Tony Dwyer: While there can be further financial market uncertainty until the final results of the 2020 election are in, the most powerful person in the world remains the Fed Chair Jerome Powell.
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1 year
Is the market really gone insane? Now people chasing $DG because they are bringing back the old CEO. The very same CEO who created the current mess by underinvesting for years and creating the most misarable shops imaginable.
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28 days
Of course $MSFT deal with $CEG to revive Three Mile Island has no direct read for $OKLO etc small reactors. But.. it does serve as a reminder that with so many billions getting thrown around, someone will open their wallet to make Altman and $OKLO happy as well.
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30 days
$OKLO situation is fascinating for me. I am totally sympathetic to the bear views (so many years out, questionable economics of SMR's even when they become a reality etc etc).. That said, it is still an instrument to "get onto @sama good list". With billions getting thrown
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2 years
@EnronChairman @CEOAdam Between Kenny and Adam, which one is the parody account again?
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9 days
American eater wins again! Looks like Wells Fargo's $CMG portion size activism has made a difference, at least according to them. Today's update showing less variance in the bowl sizes.
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4 months
"To put the 'weight debate' to rest, we consumed 75 like-for-like $CMG burrito bowls in NYC (half in store, half digital, various locations)." - Zachary Fadem and his Wells Fargo team This is the hard work we'd expect from the sell-side into the final days of II voting.
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