Mouthy Hooker
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✨Prefiero morir de pie que vivir de rodillas. -Zapata✨ Sex worker, anarchosocialist, abolitionist, rabble rouser, Denver DSA member. DECRIMINALIZE SEX WORK
Colorado, USA
Joined July 2020
Some of y’all never had to wear the Pleasers without ankle straps in case you needed to kick them off and fight a bitch in the dressing room and it fucking shows.
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@MonicaHesse @zettie_geez That plus I have to move every couple years since landlords love to jack the rent up. I’m not trying to lift your solid wood credenza into my Uhaul, Mom!.
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🧵I want to say I lost about $2K on my first tour. I went to NYC, splurged on a room ($350/night) and ate whatever I wanted. I was so convinced I would rake in money touring NY because why wouldn’t I? 🤦🏻♀️ I learned a lot of hard lessons from that tour and others. Will share here:.
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@peachmilfshake Ok but there’s definitely a difference between “I am grieving a loss and I need a lot of support from my friends right now” and “I am in a constant state of crisis and want to stream-of-consciousness rant to you every time we interact.”.
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@aoifur I do not find it dehumanizing to acknowledge the very real chemical and hormonal processes that happen in my body 🤷🏼♀️.
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Can we please talk about how hard it is to keep hustling when you aren’t making money?? It’s so fucking depressing and demoralizing. I wish I could stop beating myself up. 😔 I used to feel like SW was the best job for my mental health but it’s increasingly becoming…not that.
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Excuses to use when checking into a hotel in your home city: . ✨Getting a new roof and the noise is bothering you . ✨A pipe burst and your house is flooded . ✨Kids are loud and annoying and you have a work deadline . ✨In-laws are in town and you need a break.
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“I have a PhD and I gave him anal sex.”. I am *screaming*.
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CW: Suicide. Pro Tip: if you are suicidal, get a pet. My pets are basically the only reason I’m still alive, because I can’t leave them and break their little hearts. I think people judged me for adopting so soon after my old dog died, but it was necessary to keep me here.
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@onlineonlygirl Top 10% makes around $1K a month. So 90% of OF earners are bringing in less than $1K a month. I definitely need the few hundred it brings in every month but I wish people would stop acting like it’s some get-rich-quick scheme. 🙄.
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Do securely attached, emotionally supportive partners exist? Do they want to date sex workers? . IDK IDK IDK.
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@sailorxmercury I say this with love and empathy as someone with similar struggles. This is not being an empath, this is enmeshment also known as codependency. A good therapist can help. I have gotten a lot better with time and work, but it’s an ongoing process to change these patterns.
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@knowngaslighter “Wow you are so pretty.” WHY is this so hard for people? This is very gross and I’m sorry that trans people have to deal with these “compliments.”.
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@racheltrains A lot of women *do* want a partner, we just aren’t going to accept immature man babies with the emotional intelligence of a sea cucumber. That weeds out about 80-90% of the dating pool.
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@KyleRubdie @_Rawilcox A pack of rabid white people beat a cop to death on federal property and on camera. They’re all still alive. So spare us the BS.
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New rule: if you are a thin, white, conventionally attractive cisgender woman, you don’t get to brag about how you “manifested” your financial success in sex work.
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Sex workers: did we ask for this?? It seems very unnecessary and performative to me.
Look man I don’t like admitting the right is correct on anything but what the fuck are we doing with this flag
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@peachmilfshake I wouldn’t expect my friend to be better on any specific timeline after a major loss, either. Needing emotional support from your friends during grief or severe trauma is not trauma dumping, though. It’s a very specific thing.
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Don’t be afraid to raise or lower your rate for touring if it makes sense for the market you’re visiting. Try to avoid emotional attachment to rates and think about your business as objectively as possible. Idk about y’all but I’m here to make money, not flex for other hookers.
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FFS hooker marketing is so exhausting. We’re not “saving marriages” we are just sucking dick for money. Our job is not abhorrent nor is it noble, it is just work. Sometimes we make a meaningful difference in our client’s lives but mostly we are just selling hole AND THAT’S OKAY!.
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@bohemiantoo I am disabled, so no, it’s not possible for me to leave unless other countries start taking in US refugees and even then I wouldn’t hold my breath. Coming to terms with the fact that I will die here.
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@jonetaw Standing up to an abusive parent often looks like cutting them out of your life so even if their parents are abusive, you’re still not really wrong 🤷🏼♀️. If you choose to continue engaging in a relationship with a parent that actively abuses you, I don’t want to date you.
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I have officially made $1800 in the last 7 days *just* from last-minute text bookings after 9pm. All but one (review board guy🤮) screened with ID. May not be much to some of you but it’s a lot for me. I will never take my phone number off my ads bc I like making money. 🤷🏼♀️.
Shoutout to my fellow late night hustlers out here getting that last-minute text money.
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5) Track your spending carefully. At the end of your tour, calculate total expenses in each of the following categories: .✅ Transportation (include airfare, train fare, fuel and/or mileage, ride shares, parking).✅ Food (keep receipts!).✅ Lodging .✅ Ads .✅ Pet/child care.
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If there’s one thing a sex worker’s gonna do, it’s pull rent out of her pussy at the eleventh hour CAN I GET AN AMEN IN THE CHAT?!.
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2) Only visit a given city if you have an “anchor” appointment i.e. a pre-booked date for 1-2 hours that will cover AT LEAST half your costs (preferably all your costs) if you go there. Secure these dates with a deposit to ensure they are serious.
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1) NYC, The Bay, and Chicago have high overhead and are saturated with thousands of workers. Can you make money there? Absolutely, but it’s never guaranteed. These are not good cities to get your feet wet with touring. Only tour there if you are also visiting for other reasons.
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The whore goddess smiled upon me again last night. I got a 3 hour and since it was already late, I agreed to no public social time for a higher rate AND tacked an extra $100 on because he wanted to pay with an app. I am so fucking relieved 😭.
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And lower saturation of available providers. Guys in these small towns are thirsty to see us, especially if we’re in a niche that isn’t well-represented in their area. A lot of them end up being great clients because they are super grateful (as they should be!).
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I don’t often require deposits in my home city because they can be a barrier, but when I’m touring they are a must. If I advertise tour dates and don’t get at least one pre-booking with deposit, I cancel that tour stop.
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@PakistanPablo @dasialynnea @DaniiAC19 This right here is why so many of y’all really don’t deserve sex with another human. The laziness. The selfishness.
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3) Choose tour cities with the lowest possible overhead. This means cities within a day’s drive or train ride from your home base, not places where you have to fly. I find that populations of 75K to 200K can be kind of a sweet spot in terms of lower overhead.
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@Theholisticpsyc So how do you break the cycle when you still love someone who doesn’t want you and probably isn’t good for you? I know it’s likely related to an abandonment wound but that doesn’t make the feelings less real/painful. 😔.
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I’m by no means an expert. There are plenty of other people with more touring experience and you should listen to them. But I also know I’m not the only hooker who is impulsive and bad with money, so hopefully my dumb choices can help prevent others from losing $.
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Wondering if it’s too late in life for me to land a rich husband. 🤔 I don’t want to work a vanilla job again and I don’t love being a whore enough to do it forever. I just want a rich husband to pay for my lifestyle so I can do nothing but gardening, art and yoga all day.
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I am NOT a size queen!! This tour has been nothing but thick tree trunk dicks and I am sick of it! 😭.
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All the client-facings who recently followed me should consider making an anon! . Join us! . ✨We have snacks! .✨We do drugs! .✨We hate tricks! . It’s ok for client-facings to follow me, I don’t usually follow back, nothing personal. No marketing in my replies, please.
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Subtract your expenses from your total earnings (aka gross income) to find your net profit. At this point, I like to think about how much I earned per day after expenses, how exhausted I am at the end of the tour, and whether the net earnings justify the level of exhaustion.
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I maintain that lots of people enjoy fucking for free and being sluts, but those of us who enjoy that can literally choose any man to fuck. Nobody and I mean NOBODY sucks flaccid old man dick for funsies. I will die on this hill.
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Once you have a better grasp of how to tour successfully, you can move up to the big cities. It is fine to try out touring these cities as a newbie if you have a couple good pre-bookings with deposits, otherwise the financial risk is too high.
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Seriously if you are fucking with another SW’s money reporting them to ad sites and OF, that’s extremely gross, hater energy. I don’t care how much I hate a bitch, I do not fuck with people’s money.
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I also think there’s a false belief that a college degree is some sort of ticket to a great-paying job. LOL. I have a BA and the most I managed to earn was $45K a year. As a mentally ill person, working 40 hours a week absolutely killed me. 😔.
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@a_h_reaume I have no evidence to back this up, but I’d venture a guess that the number of people on this planet who *do* regularly eat goat meat is higher than the number of people who don’t.
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Hot take: STIs are one of the risks we must accept when getting into this industry. We do what we can to protect ourselves, but at the end of the day, if you absolutely cannot handle the idea of maybe contracting chlamydia at some point, maybe being a hooker isn’t for you.
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@kathbarbadoro This is one of my favorite things about NYC as well. You can just openly sob there and people will leave you to it. As someone who sobs in public a lot, it’s oddly comforting to be ignored.
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Successful touring is definitely about getting bookings but keeping your overhead as low as possible is arguably just as important. It’s one of the hardest parts for me so don’t beat yourself up if you struggle with it. ❤️.
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Why do thin white women always think they’ve unlocked some magical hidden secret to success because they make good money as a SW? . Like, it’s called racism and anti-fat bias, girl. That’s it. That’s the whole trick. Just make your money and STFU.
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I promise the staff doesn’t care, but if calling to ask makes you nervous, just wrap it up with other normal hotel questions. “I’m wondering if your restaurant is open? What is the parking situation? Do you have a pool? And does the elevator require a key card?” Easy!.
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✨Furniture delivery issues. You’re waiting on your new bed. You never sleep well on the couch. ✨Fighting with your partner and you need some space to cool off . ✨Too many distractions at home and you HAVE to get some work done! . List more in the replies!.
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Again I’m a touring novice so don’t take this as gospel. Check out @pessimistichoo1’s thread about touring as she has a lot more experience with it than I do and she has some great tips. Good luck out there, y’all!.
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Today, I applied to the first civ job I have applied to in 4 years. I will be submitting more applications next week. Rent is due in 4 days and I’m short again. Nothing on the books right now. Can’t keep living like this, scrambling at the end of the month to make rent.
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You all need to calm the fuck down and touch some fucking grass immediately. Stop doxxing each other, outing each other’s anons, being shitty about how much money you make, etc. Just stop it. If this were an r/amitheasshole post, my verdict would be ESH: Everyone Sucks Here.
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I am so fucking sick of being financially insecure. I am so sick of hearing about other hookers making $10K in a week or $10K in a month. I need a civ job but nothing pays enough to live. I want to scream.
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4) Do your market research. If your rates are significantly higher than other provider rates in the city you’re touring, you may struggle to get bookings in that city. It’s not impossible by any means, but it could be challenging and risky.
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@TheSciencyRaver @sailorxmercury Yes that’s just hypervigilance. Usually we develop it as kids when our parents/caregivers are emotionally immature, unpredictable and/or inconsistent. I still *notice* people’s emotions but no longer get sucked in and mirror them (for the most part.).
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@deestiv What a garbage take. There are two types of people who become nurses: literal angels on earth and sociopathic Regina George types who love having power over vulnerable people. If you’ve never had a bad experience with a nurse, you are probably white and abled hope that helps.
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@aoifur Also humans are animals. Our refusal to accept that makes us miserable and causes many problems.
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@tyler02020202 Anxious attachment and low self-worth. I finally took a solid year off from relationships and focused on healing and it was the best decision I could have made for myself.
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@queenlibra_305 @chaosmilf Thank you!! Sex with men is generally not a high-value experience. This is why there are 1000 immature, emotionally unavailable men looking for casual sex on dating apps for every ONE woman on there looking to hook up.
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@akiMokoena7 @joel_kngz @jiggyjayy2 They were told that hot 19 year olds are looking for sex in their area NOW!!! . Is that not the case?.
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If you are keeping your hotel and food costs close-ish to the Federal Per Diem rates, you can be reasonably certain you aren’t overspending. It can give you a good baseline for sensible business travel expenses. Worth a try if you’re a chronic overspender like I am 😭.
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while touring. You don’t need anything fancy! Clients don’t care if you book a 4 star over a 3 star, please save your money! Choose hotels without key card elevators if possible. You can find this info on one of our BL sites or you can just call the hotel directly and ask.
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Other easy ways to save money: choose hotels with free breakfast and drag your ass down for that bagel every day! Also extended stay brands like Home2Su!t3s and El3ment are GREAT because you can buy groceries and eat much cheaper. Tour food costs add up quickly!.
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I have status with both H!LT0N and Hy4tt. This often gets me a free upgrade to a bigger/nicer room, free breakfast if not already offered, and (almost) guaranteed early check-in and late check-out. Generally, your mid-range brands from the main chains are good options.
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Frankly, it blows my mind that y’all can even *afford* to outright reject *any* client that screens ok, let alone a whole demographic of people based on race alone. I am out here seeing problematic slobbyists with 10+ BL entries bc shit is DEAD. 😒😒😒.
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Look, you’re allowed to spend your dick sucking money however you want, including being a parasitic girlboss landlord. But if you’re gonna brag about it on here, we’re allowed to inform you that being a landleech makes you a piece of shit and a class traitor. 🫶✨🌈.
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@flaminhaystacks @RunnerVi I’m diabetic and nuts are one of the best portable, healthy snacks that don’t spike my glucose. I always bring my own. Obviously if crew announced someone on board had a severe allergy I would keep them sealed in my bag, but tbh a blanket nut ban on flights would suck for me.
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The job is in mental health and it pays enough to live on. It’s something I would feel good about doing. Please keep your fingers crossed for me.
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I hate the fake hyper sexual shit on main so fucking much. I know it is marketing and I should be doing it but it just makes me ill. I don’t want to pretend to be horny all the time.
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Extremely gross hater energy around the provider who is offering a “buy 5 dinner dates, get the 6th free” promo. Mind your own business you fucking hags. If you were doing as well as you claim to be, you wouldn’t be pocket-watching other SWs and worrying about their marketing. 💅🏻.
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6) Choosing your hotels. There are two main schools of thought. One is to use Pr1c3line or H0t3Ls dot com to get the cheapest rate possible. Personally, I get too anxious leaving it up to chance and I prefer Option 2: book directly with hotel and join rewards programs.
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How do y’all handle it when you walk into a session and the dude immediately gets naked and/or tries to start kissing and touching you? It honestly makes me want to turn around and leave. I just started sending an email before the appointment going over 1/4.
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7) Determining a reasonable budget for lodging and food. This can be really hard for those of us who aren’t good with budgeting. If you wanna get deep into it, use the Federal Government Per Diem Rates for Travelers.
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@RoniRoth609 @solanafiles_ @TitoTitoq85 @jupischild I remember it was such an innocuous comment too. She wasn’t disrespectful or anything. And she was just a regular person with a small-ish following if I remember correctly. Not an influencer or celebrity. All the other rappers ignored her comment and he just came unhinged.
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Dumb trick just told me he couldn’t send real-word screening due to his “security clearance” and when I told him that’s not a thing, he said he was blocking me, then told me he “reported me to internet security” and I will “have a tough time removing that block.” ☠️.
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Speaking of parking, choose a hotel that has free parking if possible. It saves you money if you’re driving and clients also appreciate it. Usually hotels with free parking won’t be in the city center, which is probably ideal as long as you have transportation.
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@WizzKhaleesi It’s actually proof that you should follow YOUR dreams because a good man will support you and wait until YOU are ready to get married and have kids instead of demanding you give up everything to do things on his timeline.
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@laurenancona Ok but you have to force yourself to do things like cleaning your home, buying groceries, preparing food, and personal hygiene even if those things make you miserable.
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@queensofbravo Lisa has a nasty habit of yelling at her Black colleagues and I do not like it.
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Living alone is the greatest luxury that SW affords me. It has been transformative for my mental health. It has helped so much with my self-confidence. It is the best thing I ever did for myself. It is 100% worth the financial struggle for me.
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@jamesofjamboree @junker_jo @hank_millions Part of socialization is accepting that you can’t grab shit out of other people’s hands while they’re using it.
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Apparently people are finding this helpful and I have more to add based on stuff I remembered and suggestions from others. So here is more touring advice:.
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I think tax refunds have started trickling in. My phone is showing signs of life. I saw a repeat client yesterday who is a young college student and he booked 3 hours. Smells like that tax refund money to me!! . 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼 The tricks are coming out of hibernation.
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Believe it or not, this is a GREAT resource. The federal govt does research annually to determine reasonable reimbursement rates for federal employees traveling for business. The rate breakdown is by meal for food and it varies a ton from city to city.
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Y’all are seriously looking at “I’m a trust fund baby but I ❤️ trick dick” girl’s Twitter and you…believe her? . Look at those pics…it’s a mediocre phone camera. Look at the hotel room. She is 100% full of shit.
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As I sat on his couch crying, this man really said “You have nothing else going on in your life so you’re too focused on me.” . What a disgusting thing to say to someone you claim to care about. What a hurtful, cutting remark to a mentally ill person with low self-worth.
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@polinium @laurenancona Luckily a few of his colleagues checked him in the replies, but yeah, his ignorance around this is absolutely egregious.
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@BravoKiloActual @ShaneFo70063642 Yeah, if that’s your attitude and your underlying belief about women, we can tell. Your misogyny and personality are the problem, hope that helps!.
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Hmmm…I don’t really think pretending to have lower rates is a very funny April Fool’s Joke. Kind of insulting to see my own rate structure listed as a joke tbh.
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No one is out here paying for ads, making a website, building a following, and doing a bunch of admin work “for fun” when Tinder exists and is free. Anyone who says otherwise is marketing.
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I literally do not understand how whores are able to financially survive the pandemic with these 3+ hour appointment minimums. I’ve been barely scraping by with NO additional barriers to booking, how the fuck are people managing???.
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Y’all upper middle class kids don’t have trust funds. Trust funds are for the *wealthy.* . Obviously being upper middle class is a huge privilege that gives you many advantages in life, but it does not equal “my parents fund my luxury lifestyle and I work because I’m bored.”.
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Treat your wife with respect and maybe she’ll want to fuck you occasionally. Related: tricks will complain that their wife hasn’t fucked them in years and then proceed to give me oral sex so horrific, it defies logical explanation. The fuck are you even DOING down there, sir?!.
Whenever I see men complaining about their wives not being interested in or losing interest in sex, I have an informed guess why. This reddit breaks down the usual explanations I've heard/read from women. And a happy ending (for her). Women enjoy sex too, if men make it enjoyable
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@EyePatchGuy Oh FFS! 🤦🏻♀️ Sex workers don’t need to be explicitly included on the rainbow flag. We just want human rights and the ability to do our jobs safely and without government interference. Who asked for this???.
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@TimmyTimpf @anonprossy My guy I am still charging $400-$500 an hour despite having pro pics, a nice incall, and hosting from 3 star hotels on tour. Y’all are still not booking in this price range.
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