Laura 🦇
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Army wife but not cringe abt it 🙃 • Mom 👧🏻👼🏻 • Former teacher • Violinist • Pug Life • Halloween Queen 🎃 • Roller derby 🛼 • TX raised, CO living 🤠🏔️
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Do people not realize what they have to do to your natural teeth to put veneers on???
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It’s not like you can just take the veneers off at some point. Like your natural teeth aren’t the same anymore 😭
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Not to be THAT person but being an empath is so exhausting. My husband is in a bad mood because of something completely unrelated to me and as soon as I picked up on it I immediately went into a funk. Like idk how to separate myself from other people’s moods and feelings.
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I mean, I’m not mom shaming— you do you boo!
But my daughter is 14 months old and we have the same advent calendar and we’ve been opening one a day each morning and she is LOVING the little surprise everyday 🤷🏻♀️
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I finally saw one in the wild and I’m so sorry y’all but I think they’re so so ugly 😭
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I either take it super personally or I just soak it up myself and feel it too and I hate it 😭😭😭😭😭
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Y’all. I promise I know the difference between a crown and a veneer. Crowns do way more damage to the real tooth but I don’t think people realize that with veneers they have to shave off a sliver of your real tooth to make room for the veneer without it affecting your bite.
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Y’all. They’re starting to put out the halloween stuff at At Home. YA GURL IS LIVING 🎃💀👻
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@youngrambles
They have to take a sliver of tooth off for most so there’s room for the veneers without it affecting your bite
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Somebody quoted this saying “no screen time solves this”.
My toddler had literally never seen Peppa Pig when she saw some Peppa pajamas & started going “PIG! PIG!” She didn’t know it was from a show, she just likes pigs. So she got the pajamas. And NOW she watches Peppa Pig lol
Probably my judgiest mom opinion is that buying kids clothes with cartoon characters and the like is stupid and ugly 😅 which way western mother
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Excuse me it’s frickin snowing. It’s not even Halloween and it’s snowing. I’m from Texas. This is INSANE WHAT.
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I think I was in shock when I first found out. It took me six tests to really grasp it. 😂
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My husband is so cute stop it. I was doing laundry upstairs and he brought me this 😭😭😭😭
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Nah I don’t think I can ever watch this show again tbh lmfao
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The comments were like “…did he write this” or “this must be some weird kink”
Like what IS THIS
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I was going to wait at LEAST until I have my first appointment with my doctor on the 16th but I literally can’t because I need to vent on here about how horrible my morning sickness already is 🙃
It’s still SUPER early (like I’m about 4w4d) so I’m staying cautiously optimistic 🥹
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A medical student with hand and face tattoos I LOVE TO SEE IT 👏🏻
UT Health San Antonio. Long School of Medicine. White Coat Ceremony.
Anthony Upchurch - Medical Student.
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Since I’m seeing drama about this on mom Twitter I want to add my thoughts. How about we don’t tell women how to handle their miscarriages???
“You should have been at home laying in bed!” Uhhh it’s literally nobody else’s business how a woman chooses to grieve over this.
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Pickles is pissed y’all. Like he literally won’t go pee or poop. I even walked him onto the front porch 😭 WHAT DO I DOOO LMAO he can't hold it all winter! Do I get him little snow boots??
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THE BAT PANCAKE WITH THE LITTLE BUTTER SQUARE 😭😭😭😭
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I bought this on clearance right after Halloween and it’s been in my backyard ever since 👌🏻
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Why are these people in the comments telling this person to wear BROWN?? What is the matter with y’all?!
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Excuse me WHAT IS HAPPENING. This is a math lesson and you are 8 👏🏻
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Everything is ready 🥹
The Christmas presents I didn’t send him and his Father’s Day presents are waiting for him 😂
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God I love this snek.
he rly thinks his tail rattling makes him look like a scary rattlesnake
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…… you can get a cheap bouquet at the grocery store for like 10 bucks.
It doesn’t have to be a fancy floral arrangement in a vase from an actual florist omg.
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@hjacobs98
Uhhhh… lady, your husband asking for it that soon after giving birth is a huge red flag 🥴
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@PatCorc2019
@SheRatesDogs
My thoughts exactly 😩 getting tested after each new person won’t prevent her from getting herpes, HIV, etc. People shouldn’t be having unprotected sex unless the other person has been tested and has a clean bill of health and you know that for a fact... 😫🤦🏻♀️
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Okay I’m still new-ish on mom Twitter but mine is a few months ago when that one mom was saying everyone was jealous of her because she had the wonderfold VW wagon and little sleepies pajamas 💀
Fuck talking about your favorite color, what’s your fav mom twitter scandal?
Mine was that girl who dressed her kids like pilgrims and then suddenly got divorced and had ppl pay for her apartment or when ppl got mad at that anon account saying they didn’t like wicker furniture
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I was a MATH TEACHER and people will still try to argue with me about this.
It’s 9. I promise you. It’s 9. If you think it’s 1, I understand why you think that. But that’s wrong 😬
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Most of the replies are super supportive but damn a few of y’all are real judgy and for what?
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If you don’t believe that empaths exist, that’s fine. No need to waste your time commenting on it ya know?
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So here’s my opinion no one asked for. If you choose not to post your child online at all, I totally understand and support that! It’s your decision as their parent and I respect it. What we’re NOT gonna do is shame parents who DO decide to post their child online.
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The person who packaged my Amazon order gave me something a little extra 🤪😂
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@lostinthefall
Of course! That was kind of what I was thinking— along the lines of all kids are different. Her generalizing that a 15 month old can’t wait every day was kinda like… well some can and some can’t 🤷🏻♀️
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Auryn is roughly 9 3/4 months old so we had to do it 🤪
I just KNEW it.
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Oh here we go lmao
When you’re folding multiple loads of clean clothes and putting them away, matching clean socks, sorting dirty clothes… 🤷🏻♀️
I was gone maybe 20 minutes and he brought me a snack. Why you mad.
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OMG I swear I have a baby goat for a toddler she keeps eating her books even though she has lots of teethers available LOL HELP
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Let’s smash the stigma. Post a photo of your beautiful self if you live with mental health conditions to let others know they’re not alone.
Generalized anxiety disorder, depression, OCD
Let’s smash the stigma. Post a photo of your beautiful self if you live with mental health conditions to let others know they’re not alone.
depression, anxiety, disordered eating, ptsd, suicidal ideation
keep trying, just keep trying 🖤
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So Auryn is only 14 months old but I already bought her an outfit for her 2nd birthday because I fell in LOVE WITH IT 😭
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Excuse me Starbucks but what the fuck. This is how full my venti was when it was handed to me… of course I didn’t say anything because of who I am as a person but ?????
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So on my mom’s side we do a theme for Christmas every year. This year’s theme was German and nutcrackers. I decided to try to be creative and make my deviled eggs look like nutcrackers. Then my husband pointed out they looked like little hitlers. Oh my GODDDDDDD
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Wtf is millennial pink??!
21 items you totally need if your favorite color is millennial pink
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I forgot to post this when it arrived last week but oh my god I love it so much. I commissioned a friend to make it for us for Christmas and it turned out SO good. The details 😭 The tattoos on our arms. The vans. Auryn’s little bangs. Omg. 😭
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I got my
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lip set and omg 😍😭 I love them all but “atole” is my absolute new fav. Catch me wearing glossy lips at work 😛
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We officially have orders now so I can share our next duty station ☺️🥳
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I have some tests left so I took another one this morning just to see what it would look like and the test line is officially darker than the control line 🥺
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Every Easter I watch the bobs burgers episode where Linda buys sketchy jelly bean schnapps and her and Bob get super drunk and hide eggs and can’t remember where they hid one and it starts rotting and they figure out a raccoon stole it and is living in the crawl space with it.
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This picture my sister in law took of me and Auryn yesterday is my new favorite omg 😭😭😭
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Not someone in the army wife group complaining that nobody has “rescheduled” trick or treating for later in the week when it’s warmer. LMAO WHAT. You don’t just reschedule Halloween for when it’s warmer pls 😭😂
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I’m 5’ 10” and yes I can confirm. This is how smol y’all look. It’s cute tho!
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Ordering some Covid tests just to have them if we need them and ah yes. Lemme get the 2 pack pallet for 40k
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I tried on these jeans and the hole is so perfectly positioned hahahaha 🐶👀
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Oh my god this tiktok made me laugh harder than any TikTok has in a long time lmfao
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Y’all... my dad is so cool. This is my Christmas present. It’s an antique youth coffin that was used in the mid-late 1900s in a haunted attraction. He’s going to restore it and line it with velvet and it’s going in my house. 😍😭🖤🎄
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I saw these at world market yesterday y’all 👀
But didn’t see a price and didn’t ask because I didn’t need another cup like this. Buuuut just saaaaayin.
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She has lots of Easter outfits and Easter is April 9th this year soOoO I present day 1 of 9 days of Easter 🤪🐰🐣🥚
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