Kylie 🌸
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arabella and elliott’s momma, says f*** a lot, toddler teacher, swiftie since ‘06 & certified Disney Adult.
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For the first time in my life I feel old as fuck.
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When I told my family I was getting divorced, my grandmother who has been a stay at home mother and wife her entire life, told me “you go to school, get yourself a good job, and build yourself a life that no man can take from you.” And I’ll never forget it.
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I know everyone’s financial situation is different but there’s a lady on a Disney group saying her oldest (16) isn’t going on their trip cause he couldn’t pay for his portion and that’s crazy to me. My kids are gonna be like 30 and I wouldn’t ask them to pay for a fam vacation😅
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Do y’all ever think… I’m literally someone’s mother???? Like??? One day they’re gonna be like “I have to call my mom” and it’s gonna be me?? Like I’m really a parent?? 😅
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My husband came home to the baby screaming, the house a mess, and looked at me and said “go lay down, I got this.” 😭
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This mom posted something on tik tok about how her husband never cleans up the bath toys after he does bath night and all the comments were “your husband does baths?” “he bathes them??” WHY IS THE BAR FOR MEN AS FATHERS LITERALLY IN HELL????
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Guys am I crazy or did Elf used to be cheap brand of makeup? lol why is it more expensive than other brands now
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The feminine urge to put all the Christmas stuff away the day after Christmas so I can declutter my house
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Growing up poor makes you do things like put something back at the grocery store because you don’t “need it” when it literally costs three dollars. My husband has to tell me every time that we have plenty of money and I can get whatever I want 😂😂
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Dude people announcing 2022 pregnancies is tripping me out??? I’m mentally I’m still in 2019???
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Imagine you’re crying because you’re having a hard time and your partner looks at you and says “you need to go to your room until you can stop crying” and doesn’t support you through your feelings. That’s what it’s like when we put our babies in time out for having emotions.
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I want anyone who hasn’t birthed a baby to sit this convo out. Postpartum hormones are like nothing I’ve ever experienced. I had PPD so bad I fantasized about getting in my car and driving away by myself. The lack of maternal mental health care in this country should be a crime.
Lindsay Clancy attempted to kill all three of her children this week. The youngest one survived. Postpartum psychosis is terrifying. This needs to be discussed every single day and not ignored. Rest In Peace to these two angels. 💔
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Before you hit on me just know I have a mom tummy that looks like this
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One thing about me…. I’m telling a new mom her baby looks just like her, I don’t care if the baby is their dad’s freaking twin. I’m telling the momma who just went through hell and back to deliver that baby that they look just like her 😂
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“If you pick up your babies every time they cry they’ll always expect you to comfort them” Okay????? What’s the issue with that???
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Walmart grocery pickup is like “hey bestie 🥰🥰🥰🥰 we’re out of the tomatoes ordered…. Would you like deodorant instead??? Don’t worry we already substituted them✨✨✨”
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Omg this woman on tik tok was a surrogate carrying twins for a couple in another country and the couple never came to get the babies. They’re turning 1 this month 😳😳😳 wtf
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When I’m 40 my kids are gonna be 19 and 20. I’m wilding out in my 40’s cause I spent my 20’s being a mother full time. Catch me on a cruise getting drunk for my 40th birthday 😂😂😂
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I was talking to my boss the other day about how it’s so hard getting my son dressed at 5 am cause he’s tired and crabby and fights me and she said he puts her kid in his daycare clothes for the next day after his bath and he sleeps in them. That’s kinda genius 😂
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Gentle parenting is so fucking hard when you grew up with nothing but abuse, slammed doors, stomping, and yelling. I don’t have any example to go off of. Every day I’m just doing my best to be better.
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I just saw a tik tok of this 16 year old kid who I guess works at a grocery store and he was replying to a comment of someone who said “this is why you work at a grocery store” and he said I’m 16 years old what the fuck am I supposed to be? A surgeon?” And it just took me out😂
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I was thrown into the adult world as a teenager and forced to pay my own way and I just couldn’t imagine doing that to my babies. I feel like I’m always gonna spoil them even when they’re adults 😂
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Personally, I like to give my kid at least 3 cans of soda a day. I’m not judging anyone who doesn’t... but this is my decision as a mother. Do what you think is best for your kids, but I love giving my baby the nutrients that Dr Pepper has to offer💛✨✨✨
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IM SO TIRED OF CLEANING THE KITCHEN 8 TIMES A DAY JUST FOR IT TO GET DESTROYED AGAIN
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I’m getting a divorce and my husband said “you should use all the advantages of tricare while you still have it” (he was being genuine) and I made a stupid joke and said “I’ll just find another military man, there’s 3 bases around here” and this is why I’m trash💀
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I always forget my husband had like a normal childhood cause we’ll be talking about when we were kids and I’ll be like “hahah one time I came home from school and my mom was overdosed in the bathroom” and he’ll just be like “are you okay” 👁👄👁
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Ain’t that the epitome of motherhood though? Saying how bad you need a break and when you finally get one you spend it missing your babies the whole time?
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Why are those tshirts you always get ads for on Facebook so aggressive they’re like “I’m MARRIED to a construction worker born in MARCH and if you mess with me he WILL KILL YOU and they’ll never find your body” like who is wearing these😭
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When bluey’s mom said “I need 20 minutes where nobody says anything to me” I felt that, moms around the world felt that.
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Oh my god my husband just tried to offer cookies we had to this man at the gas station who was looking through the trash cause he thought he was looking for food. He said “I just dropped my keys in here but your heart is in the right place buddy” 😭😭💀🤦🏼♀️
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What the absolute fuck has to be wrong with you for you to speak about your son this way???
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Just ended my 6 year relationship I’ve been in since I was 17! Happy Saturday!🙃
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I don’t want my kids to be teen parents. Ever. Especially while in high school. But if it happened, I could never imagine kicking them out??? That’s when they would literally need me the most??? Like??? I don’t understand how you do that to your BABY dude???
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A SINGLE MOM WHO WORKS TWO JOBS WHO LOVES HER KIDS AND NEVER STOPS
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I hope to god one day my daughter would call me and her dad and tell us she needed to come home for awhile than stay in a failing/abusive marriage. I’ll always be there for my baby. If she calls me at 30 and needs to come home, she will always be welcome. No questions asked.
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Don’t tell the bad mom police but my kids are having frozen chicken nuggets for dinner
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People complaining about children being on a Disney Cruise… so now kids aren’t allowed to go on a cruise literally designed for kids cause selfish people want them to be child free, a DISNEY. CRUISE. CHILD. FREE. I can’t. There’s no reasoning with these people 💀
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The way this tweet just changed my life??? After seeing this I went and called my university whose been holding my transcript hostage and been stopping me from going back to school for 7 years and they just sent it to me?? Official transcript seal and all???? Wtf??
A bill passed today that stops universities from holding your transcripts because of money owed
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I keep seeing those tik toks that are like “as a daughter I forgive you, but as a mother ill never understand” and I get the sentiment and totally support but for me personally, I don’t forgive her as a daughter either. I deserved better. I deserved the love I give to my children
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I hope Chris Watt’s mistress also rots in hell. I’ll never believe she didn’t know what he was going to do to his wife and those precious babies.
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As someone who lived in pheonix, I don’t think people understand how hot Arizona heat is. It’s unbearable, they get on the radio and tell you to stay inside unless you’re going to be submerged in water. This was completely preventable.
A 4-month-old baby in Arizona was killed after her parents brought her out on a boat in 120-degree heat. No charges have been filed.
They started a GoFundMe and raised $50,000.
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My friend last minute had to go to the ER unexpectedly so I loaded up her 3 kids in my car, took them home, made dinner for her 3 plus my 2 and now we’re all watching a movie. One thing about me, I’m gonna be apart of my friends village.
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If you see a baby has passed away from SIDS or anything else, and you have the nerve to ask if it’s because they were vaccinated… when a parent is grieving their infant… you’re trash.
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Breaking cycles means making my kids a peanut butter sandwich and a banana when they didn’t like what we were having for dinner after they tried it. I’m not letting my babies go to bed hungry because they have different tastes than me.
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I don’t mean to mom shame, but my daughter has like 12 babies sleeping in one pack n play. Just doesn’t seem like safe sleep to me🥴
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I can’t believe people still delay their babies first margarita like this. Both my babies had their first marg with an extra tequila shot within 24 hours of birth. SMH 🙄
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Father’s Day is bittersweet when your babies have an amazing wonderful dad but you don’t.
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Your kids being afraid of you is not the same as them respecting you.
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A new trend I’m seeing is kids getting gifts on their siblings birthdays and I do not get it. Teach your kids that sometimes it’s not about them and their siblings birthday is just theirs.
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When bella was a newborn, like a week old, my aunt came to help. I don’t mean she just wanted to hold thr baby… she came and immediately started doing laundry and dishes and shit. then she asked when the last time we ate was and jor and I just looked at each other like… idk 😳
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One day when my daughter is 16 and all I get at night is her closed bedroom door, I’m going to hold onto these moments where she needs to fall asleep in her mama’s arms. She can stay my baby as long as she needs, I never want to stop being her safe place ❤️
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I know this is toxic as hell but I can’t stop laughing. And the kids actually singing have me crying laughing😂
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Not wanting kids is okay. Not necessarily wanting to be around kids is okay. Having a random hatred for children and babies is bizarre and you should probably get help.
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How do people who hit their kids sleep at night??? I feel guilty for the entire night when I raise my voice at my kids when I lose my shit. I couldn’t imagine sleeping peacefully knowing I hit one of my babies.
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“I didn’t have screens when I raised my kids!!” Damn. Sounds like a bummer for you. Anyways, my kids favorite show is bluey.
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I don’t know if it’s just because my son has forced me to watch it approximately 3,456 times but Cars is genuinely so fucking funny to me. When he says “folks round here aren’t firing on all cylinders” I laugh every time. Like genuinely laugh out loud.
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Being a mom has just made me so angry at my mother. How did she never snuggle me to sleep? How did she never pull me into her bed after a bad dream and comfort me? Why didn’t she hug me or tell me she loved me? I don’t understand, these things come so natural with my children
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Not to brag or anything, but I am a good mom. I grew up in a home full of yelling and screaming and I actively work every day to be patient and gentle with Bella. I am a good mom.
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If you see a child throwing a tantrum due to not knowing how to properly express the emotions they’re feeling. (Because they’re children???) and your first thought is “I would beat them” please don’t have children.
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And her content paid her bills and she was able to move into a nice house with her babies while you’re stuck being a miserable hater.
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Omg but if you were rude she would’ve complained about that too!! People are so annoying 🙄🙄
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Just saw one of my work babies moms at target on my lunch break and she was like “I swear I am working today” baby, you pay $1000 a month for childcare. I don’t give a fuck if you just drop your kid off to take a nap. Do you boo😂
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Sometimes I forget I’m only 22 years old. I became a mom before I had even had time to figure out who I was outside of childhood trauma. I don’t regret my babies at all, but I wish I had more time to heal myself before I became a mom.
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Y’all are giving your babies breastmilk or formula?? Mine gets mikes hard lemonade only.
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When I was 6 years old my parents were fighting over custody of me in court and someone at the court asked who I’d rather live with and I said my dad cause he bought me chips at the gas station. Kids really just say anything.
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Is it just me or do happy meal toys always suck now??? They’re never actual toys just weird like card games every time?
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when I told my therapist at 21 years old that I had to take a picture of my front door being locked so I could go to sleep and I had to deep clean my entire house before I could take a shower and she was just like… 👁️👄👁️ you ain’t been diagnosed with OCD before now?😂
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So I was supposed to go on a Disney trip this summer with my family, and I canceled it cause I just couldn’t make it work financially. But my aunt and uncle just called and asked if they could pay for me and my kids to still go 🥲🥲
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Bruh I just made breakfast 3 hours ago and now I gotta make lunch???? What’s next??? Dinner??? I’m tired
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It’s that time of year when influencers make their children be props to their own Halloween costume where they get to be the main character lmao like why is your daughter dressed up as Hei Hei while you’re moana 💀
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My son would have literally died without an ultrasound showing he was severely anemic and actively dying at a routine OBGYN visit during my pregnancy but go off I suppose
You don’t need an ultrasound for any reason during pregnancy. Ultrasound cannot tell you anything that would be worth knowing before birth. It is a primitive form of transhumanism to desire “technicians to confirm viability” of a human pregnancy.
They are frequently inaccurate,
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At the park and hearing so many daddy’s using gentle parenting voices and techniques with their kids makes my heart happy. Our children’s generation is being raised with kindness and compassion from both parents and I can’t wait to see how they change the world. ❤️
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Toxic abusive parents be like “idk what I did to make my child not want to talk to me :(“ when all they did for 15 years was mentally abuse you
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Surgery is done and I’m still pregnant with our precious baby boy. We’re both doing great ❤️
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Fellow former fat kids, weigh in please (lol) did you have a traumatic dressing room experience? Mine is when I was shopping for an 8th grade graduation dress and none of the ones at kohls fit me and bulletproof was playing while tears streamed down my face.
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I’m sorry but your children deserve to be clean, fed good meals, and out to sleep in clean clothes in a safe, clean space. I’m not saying you have to be perfect, and I understand mental health struggles… but you can’t have your babies suffering with you.
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“I could never let my man pay all the bills while I stayed at home” why not? It’s fun 🥰❤️
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I made the mistake of saying “ugh I don’t wanna go to work today” in the presence of my almost 5 year old. She replied “well you have to go to work so you can get money. Or else you’ll just be a bum and you can’t get me anything for my birthday” okay you’re right sorry queen😂
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Thinking about how my parents use to leave me and my siblings in the car to go into Walmart for 30+ minutes and I would never even leave my kids in the car for 30 seconds to pay for gas at the gas station.
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Hey guys I didn’t think this needed to be said but of course I do not give my one year old Dr Pepper. I thought it was blatantly obvious it was a joke but someone blocked me for endangering my child so just wanted to make that clear 😂😂😂😭😭
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I was worried when I got to our seats and saw we were seated next to a group of young girls (probably 17 or 18) and thought they’d be annoyed by my 4 year old sitting next to them. But they immediately yelled “ahhh a baby swifite!!! She’s so cute!!” And they danced with her 🥹💕
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I’ll never forget my 3rd grade teacher who asked before my birthday if my parents were able to bring treats in for my birthday and I told her no we couldn’t afford it and the day of my birthday she brought cupcakes and juice and told my class I brought them in. She was amazing🥺
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Dude that sent me this LAST WEEK posted that he’s engaged today. Lmfao. Men are truly something, I’m staying single forever 🤡
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All 50 states need to follow suit
BREAKING: Idaho House passes bill to give ped*philes the death penalty.
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As a girl mom, I will never understand the “if my daughter brings home a boy I’m getting out my gun” like??? Wtf??
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Car seat 👏🏼Safety👏🏼 is not👏🏼 a parenting choice👏🏼 it’s 👏🏼 mandatory👏🏼
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“Please help!!! My 1 month old won’t sleep through the night what do I do!!” Nothing babe…. He’s a baby. A literal newborn infant. My 7 month old still wakes up at night. Hell my 2 year old still wakes up at night.
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I just saw a tik tok that said “you don’t know trauma until your parents had to hold you while you cried” bestie my parents were the ones who made me cry and they didn’t care 😂😂😂😂
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My kid got invited to a birthday party but their dad will be out of town so I’d have to bring her brother too? Should I just text the RSVP number and ask if that’s ok? Or what? Lol what’s the birthday party etiquette 😂
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A dude I matched with it on hinge posted a picture of him and his dad for his bday on instagram and is it wrong to say smash to both? Is this a safe space?
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