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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
7 months
Ballerina Farm is proof that you shouldn’t aspire to marry a rich man. You should marry a generous one instead.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
2 years
@bonecarrier “They switched to plastic” cuz yall keep stealing the good dishes 😩.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
7 months
What do you mean your billionaire husband has full time employees working on the farm HE wanted but makes you take care of 8 kids and the house on your own?. What do you mean your Jet Blue heir husband bought you an egg apron for your birthday when you wanted to go to Greece?.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
1 year
@suckherbergg Wasn’t the whole concept of a bachelor party to celebrate a man’s “last night of freedom?”. Well congrats now there won’t have to be a last night! You’ll always be free.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
2 years
that raid was cute Joe, but I'm still not paying these student loans back.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
7 months
But there is a lot of discourse online about aspiring to marry rich, that I think is very dangerous and misguided. Ballerina Farm is proof that just because you marry rich, doesn’t mean you will be taken care of. You should marry someone who is kind and generous instead.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
9 months
@_subiii_ Car brands with a letter missing was insane lol.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
7 months
I was raised by a single mother. I have been single my entire life and everything I have I built with my own 2 hands. I have never depended on a man for anything in my 33 years of life and don’t plan on doing.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
7 months
Ok wow so I didn’t realize this popped off the way it did so lemme clarify, this is just one of MANY things I took for the profile. Sorry I couldn’t fit all my thoughts in a single tweet.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
2 years
@meltborne Please!
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
2 years
@erewhonsmoothie Not her getting dropped by the wallpaper company 💀
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
2 years
@mattxiv I think @MattGertz and him should start a support group.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
2 years
@teddypattinson Being a side chick might be the move because that baby is so cute!!!!.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
2 months
@babooshke The last one cuz you can see the kitty’s face instead of its butthole lol.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
2 years
@migrainegal Wait….
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
3 years
The more stories like this that come out about Meghan the more I love her. A Black American woman sitting in a room full of British elites and not being afraid to call them on their shit? Incredible.
@BenFletch
Ben Fletcher
3 years
This is part of a massive hit piece on Megan. But this makes Harry’s friends, not Megan, look like insufferable arseholes. ‘Harry must be nuts’ — what his old Etonian friends made of Meghan.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
2 years
Also before we get into the “if behati prinsloo is out here getting on cheated on there is no hope for any of us” discourse. Please refer to this Tiktok from the incred @SorryDontClaire
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
1 year
@ViralMaterialz She’s literally the host? It’s her job to asks questions why is he so mad?.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
7 months
@tamaracharese I fully agree! I was raised by a single mother, and at 33 I am single myself. There were a lot of different takeaways from the article and this was just one of many.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
2 years
Anyone who says they hate summer has never spent a summer on the Great Lakes. There is nowhere better in the summertime than Minnesota, Michigan, and Wisconsin. Heaven on earth.
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2 months
@pleasestopppfr @_bi_bitch Body hair scares you huh?.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
13 days
@Professor_parC @libsoftiktok @TheJusticeDept But if a shooter enters the building she would be expected to sacrifice her life to save them. So which is it? Should they care about their kids like they are their own or not.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
2 years
@PopCrave LATE NIGHTS IN THE MIDDLE OF JUNE!
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
6 months
@plznoah Why would a lesbian pop star hate that hot girls are dancing to her music…?.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
7 months
*sigh* gonna be a long day for me on here I guess.
@Anoceangoddesss
anoceangoddess
7 months
Lmfaooo you really didn’t learn shit from it. It means you get your own and have your own. Not that you should just find a different kind of man to take from. Y’all are so broke and pathetic omfg. Like you literally took nothing from it. I’m sorry this is so pathetic.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
9 months
Anyone who tries to vote out Jon Lovett is my personal enemy.
@Realitytv__fan
Reality TV News/Updates
9 months
The first look at Survivor 47, coming this fall to CBS. #Survivor47
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
6 months
@MisterMeteorMan I was not talking about money. I meant a man who is generous with his love, empathy, patience, and kindness.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
2 years
@OhItsRyan I don’t know how much she was paid for that sponsorship but it wasn’t nearly enough. This is awful and I can not even begin to imagine how scary life has been for her lately.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
3 years
MTV was so great and now all the do is play reruns of “Ridiculousness” it’s so sad.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
2 years
A Black couple in Texas had their newborn taken because they chose to do a home birth. Their daughter is now in foster care and they don’t know if or when they will get her back. Read their story and donate to the legal fund if you are able #JusticeForMilaJackson.
@kylietcheung
Kylie Cheung
2 years
“It would not be going this way if they were a white family. Police have always been a threat to Black families. And that includes CPS, which is the family police."—Qiana Lewis-Arnold, birth justice associate at @TheAfiyaCenter
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
2 years
Ladarius and Gabi Butler were sleeping together?!????? During Cheer!!????!??
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
6 months
@FreeTacos4Ever If you’re the best they have to offer, I’m fine with that.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
2 years
@milaafaiyaazz @_angenay She’s my idol 😭
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
2 months
Ashley is really God’s strongest solider because the way people on here talk about her and her husband is insane.
@D10S1TA
pandamami
2 months
i empathize with Ashley Reese and wish her well however i am begging everyone to remember she didn’t have cancer herself. caregivers are vital and owed so much respect but they don’t get to be the voice of the sick. she’s understandably impassioned but she’s not our voice.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
7 months
@courtneeBlanco There is no life behind them at all, it is so sad.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
2 years
@WrittenByHanna “Kim KahDASHIAN” 😣.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
7 months
@SamwiseGLAMgee Yes! That is exactly what I meant with this tweet. Twitter will always be Twitter though.
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@WizzKhaleesi
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2 years
@twoheadmother I mean….
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7 months
@ulxma One of many.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
2 years
@ungodlywests Maybe they’re getting more PR and media training so they can take over as hosts 👀.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
24 days
@asphodelmoon He was a 32 year old man though? nobody is trying to coddle her, but infantilizing an adult man just because he has a disability seems…not great.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
7 months
Anyway stream brat
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
2 years
@sandalwoodlove @blkheaert Right!!! That dogs survival is literally dependent on her. She’s taking care of her pet, why are people being so weird.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
2 years
@LorayaMarie The way people are so mean unprovoked is crazy. I don’t even wanna post pictures of myself online anymore.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
7 months
@qtyapine Harwin in the back smiling always gets me 🥹.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
2 years
@Blue8881Blue @MCU_Direct It took me a second to understand what was going on here because Tenoch Huerta looks significantly better lmao.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
3 years
Imagine having sex with someone and they tweet this lmao.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
9 months
@BravoKiloActual @HerbsandDirt I think that might be the problem? As a 32 year old, 50’s is way outside of my comfort zone for dating. Obviously not the case for everyone but something to consider.
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@WizzKhaleesi
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2 years
@TeezySooSkep Yeah I don’t think we’re the weird ones here bud.
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2 years
@SimchaFisher Damn you and your therapist really hate your daughters huh?.
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@WizzKhaleesi
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2 years
@keyon I miss the era of music videos when they did random product placements for cell phones.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
2 months
“I would kick your ass if I saw you offline”.“Ok, well I’ll just cough on you”.“DID YOU JUST THREATEN ME? BIOTERRORISM!”. You people need to get a grip, omfg.
@marigoldglitter
Nevena (covidtelpro agent)🔻🪐
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colonizer threatening me with bioterrorism.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
2 years
@EARTHGHOSTPURRP Why did she want us to take not of the emoji though.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
3 years
It makes all the sense in the world to me why Harry loves her so much. She is true to herself and her values. She is always the same person no matter what room she is in. What a remarkable woman.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
3 years
@jafiny1971 @kylegriffin1 We did vote. We have a majority in the house, senate, and White House. And still here we are.
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1 month
@roidednatty @estherandxerxes You cannot help someone who does not want to help themselves unfortunately. It’s not that easy.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
3 years
But not everyone on IG is a content creator. I don’t care about “growth” I want to see my friend’s photos.
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Adam Mosseri
3 years
One thing I hear a lot is people asking to see more friend content in Feed. I'd love for there to be more friend content in feed, but all the growth in photos and videos from friends has been in stories and in DMs.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
2 years
I don’t know if I would ever want to be legally bound to someone who “hates me a little.”. Is it possible to find a partner who doesn’t treat you like a burden every chance they get? This doesn’t seem appealing
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
6 months
@ShiMfkr @plznoah I have. I was one. I dated another girl in my sorority, and we had other lesbians and bi girls in our chapter as well. I think you shouldn’t assume that just because someone is femme they can’t also be queer.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
2 years
I really think gorillas are smarter than humans but they pretend not to be so they don’t have to pay taxes.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
2 years
I would disown my child if they set me up like this lmao.
@LayahHeilpern
Layah Heilpern
2 years
Letting yourself age gracefully is far more beautiful than plastic surgery. Here’s proof: . Madonna at 64 My mum at 64
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katy
2 years
@DahliaZahava They’ve already gotten almost 6 grand for free from people on the internet. That’s more than 2 months of pay for me 😵‍💫.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
2 years
I accepted a job offer today! It will be the first time in my professional career I don’t have to work with social media or digital marketing and I’m so relieved!.
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2 years
@yungscapegoat Why did I imagine this 😭
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2 years
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2 years
@DanishaCarter4 She took her sweater off and everything 😭😭😭 noooo.
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katy
2 years
@keyon That staircase scene 🫣
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
7 months
@danishacarterr We’re about to see this picture on posters and t shirts everywhere I fear
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
3 years
Can you blame him? Who doesn’t love Shohei?? 😭.
@PitchingNinja
Rob Friedman
3 years
Shohei, the umps are not your friends. 😂
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
28 days
@henrietante @MPolley13 @snooki It’s what he deserves.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
3 years
@incelReplies “Pornstar level hot” 🤢.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
2 years
I know this website is not the place to be earnest, but it’s possible that he thought he was fine not having kids but as he’s gotten older he realized he does want them. Less to do with “audacity” & more a painful realization that you & the person you love want different things.
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SolidarityWithAllOppressedPeople
2 years
She’s 51 with a 31-year old son and they had been together 7 years so imagine thinking a beautiful and wealthy 44-year old woman with a 24-year old son is gonna start all over again and have more kids for you? lol Men have all the audacity.
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katy
1 year
@m7ahhh Nah you’re absolutely right. I worked for a skincare company for years and half that shit is a scam.
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1 month
@mryerger @Ariellex1_ Human beings are not cars, they do not have “market value”.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
2 years
@adpo97 NO! Don’t let them gaslight you, I have only ever seen this movie once (in theaters) and it’s the only memory I’ve retained from it.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
2 years
@ZellerZelle18 @_B___S This is my ideal work environment.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
3 years
I’m 31 years old today. Oldest I’ve ever been! Crazy.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
2 years
And yet here you are unmarried and childless like the rest of us. Curious.
@LayahHeilpern
Layah Heilpern
2 years
The feminists won’t tell you this but as a woman there’s something so fulfilling about cooking a meal for a man you love.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
2 years
Men on dating apps need to be stopped. I wish this impacted his credit score.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
2 years
You’re gonna look at me and tell me this is a straight man?
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@fapperke
Fapper
2 years
@microisanidiot LGBT doesnt exist in pokemon dummie.
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2 years
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
2 years
If I am ever murdered or go missing, I give you all full permission to cyber bully anyone who harasses my friends and family. These armchair detectives and their true crime podcasts must be stopped
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
2 years
@WrittenByHanna I hate this rabbit hole you’ve made me go down 😭😭😭
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
2 years
Watching people roast him for being old knowing I was in college making vines too
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@BenjaminCrew1
Ben Crew
2 years
This is what it felt like to make Vines with my roommates in college
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
3 years
So we’re all just gonna ignore the fact that Jon Lovett and Ronan Farrow broke up** huh? 😞. **allegedly, maybe?.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
2 years
Posting this on the anniversary of the Uvalde shooting is so nasty. Where in the Bible did a rock murder 20 children? Destroying their tiny bodies to the point that they could only be identified through DNA testing?.
@mariolopezviva
Mario Lopez
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
2 years
I just simply do not have the time or energy for the "I paid my loans off, you should too" crowd. There are a lot of Government programs that I don't qualify for. I am fortunate to be in a position where I don't need them, and I am glad they are available to those who do.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
2 years
Getting your nails done regularly is both time consuming and very expensive with zero return on investment. Unless it’s something you genuinely enjoy, there’s not much incentive for an average woman to do it.
@MtsheposSA
𝐓𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐩𝐡𝐨 𝐋𝐞𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐥𝐨🇬🇦™❁
2 years
As a female if your nails are not done I automatically assume you broke or starving 😭😭.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
10 days
Where did this narrative come from that teachers are trying to convince kids that they are trans? I’ve worked in multiple schools at this point and I’ve never once seen this happen.
@Cluffalo
Allie
10 days
At this age I was constantly being asked if I was a boy or girl, and constantly responding "Girl, but I wish I were a boy!". If I'd been born 10 years later, some well-meaning teacher would have convinced me to be trans. We need to just let girls be awkward tomboys 🧵
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
2 years
@CarolineRose79 @SleepyOktobur Hey you can probably just text her and handle this in private without further embarrassing your child and opening them up to further harassment from strangers.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
3 years
@ryanatanner @BRWalkoff @Brewers tailgating is a massive part of Milwaukee/Brewers culture. It's fine if you don't get it, but as a Milwaukeean I love it and think it's an awesome shoutout.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
2 years
Horrible day for democracy, but an incredible day for Twitter.
@Plz_Relax_
Michae|
2 years
they don't talk enough about how Jan 6 was also very funny.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
2 years
When she inevitably posts the “leave my husband alone” follow up video
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
1 year
Stop telling your single friends they’ll “meet someone someday.”. Love and marriage are not guaranteed. Some of us have to focus on being whole individuals who have full lives without a partner.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
7 months
Protect us from who? Because I can’t think of a time where men didn’t use the chaos of war as an excuse to rape, and murder women.
@mamasathome_
Mama T 🌿
7 months
It's "I hate men" until a civil war breaks out and now you're looking to men for protection.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
6 months
@queefersthrlnd @plznoah They definitely are hot. You’re being a hater.
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
6 months
Pod Save America gossip? WE ARE SO BACK.
@ashleyrcarman
Ashley Carman
6 months
NEW: Inside the staff rebellion at Crooked Media, the progressive media org behind Pod Save America. Among the issues dividing staff: the war in Gaza. A founder dating an employee. The union filing a complaint over union busting claims. A third of staff have left since Jan '23
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@WizzKhaleesi
katy
1 year
Anyone else think it’s….odd….that everyone thought it was so silly and cute how much Robert Pattinson hated the Twilight franchise, but this girl is getting ripped apart for some pretty mild comments?.
@PDXFato
John Ford
1 year
#RachelZeigler the new #SnowWhite is the most unlikable actress I have ever heard. She hates her Snow White character, and after she came out against the original movie, she is now crying over the backlash #Narcissist
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