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I started shaving my head when I started going bald but black people and cops got the wrong idea so I dont do that anymore. Enjoy my ridiculous comb over, assholes!
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@SecretaryPete
Less planes, more trains. Im still being stalked by Union Pacific train conductors and the local or state police cant arrest them due to the railroads "federal jurisdiction". You are a terrible manager,,glad YOU didnt become president!!
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The one constant in my life has always been that I am better than most at literally anything I do. I'm not trying to do it, that shit just happens. I apologize to all those that hate me with jealous eyes.
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There was a time not long ago when being good at everything you do was a marketable skill. In the year 2024, being good at everything you do makes millennials sad and that is bullying, racism, sexism,etc. Congrats woke sh**bags, morons that love taylor swift now control the world
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@kayleighmcenany
@SpeakerJohnson
@seanhannity
Had an idea: Dismantle welfare system and replace it with a "Guaranteed monthly income". Start with 2k a month. You only make 1.5k a month, the U.S.A. gives you a $500 check. Unemployed? You get 2k until you have a job, terms apply of course. Run with it Kaylee Macklhottie! 🤓
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@NASA
@HenryLouisGates
If you believe that, then why are we still focusing so much on the gender and race of the astronauts going to the moon? Shouldn't we focus on how to build a moon base instead of focusing on giving women an opportunity to scream Girl Power?
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@AncientAliens
My research in homosapien development compared to the Anu Naki kings list. If you extrapolate backwards from the flood (approx 11k b.c.), Homo Sapien made its first appearance right after the 1st king! AND, the Sumerians left a record of what the Anu Naki were doing on Earth.
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@TheProjectUnity
It looks like a basic electrical circuit. 2 of the heads are positive(sun disk between them) and the other 2 heads are grounded. The Pharoah is holding a staff of a Pharoah in 1 hand and the symbol for communication in his other hand. The worlds first electric semi?
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@Tsoukalos
I can tell you as a former Navy submariner that it's the NAVY and not the Air Force that has all the top secret ufo stuff. We went to port Canaveral to do our DASO launch and I almost got sent to captains mast for asking "What is this Dark Knight contact we are waiting on"
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@neiltyson
They would probably notice that humans havent evolved past this victim mentality society we find ourselves living in and then they would exterminate all of us. White, black, man, woman, gay, straight, all exterminated!! E.T. equality in 2024, not a good thing!
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Hey Happy White Guilt Month everybody!! This white guilt month, take some time to reflect on how you are a terrible person because you are white. EQUALITY!!!!
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@latestinspace
Yeah, I could photoshop a dog taking a dump on the moon,,,but it would be fake like this.
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@Tsoukalos
Thought: Ancient Sumerians left us the story of the Anu Naki not to tell us where we came from, its instead a warning. "Hey future humans! Heads up on these Anu Naki guys. They come from space and they enslave all of us for genetic experiments and to mine for gold. They suck!".
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@latestinspace
Has anyone ever pointed that telescope at an exoplanet? You would think that a telescope capable of seeing the big bang could look at an exo solar system and see if there is any signs of life.
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@Space_Station
@NASA
@NASA_Astronauts
@Astro_Woody
Awww, too bad they didn't have a woman there holding the flash light, they would have gotten a parade in their honor.
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It doesnt matter your gender,race,religion, or sexual orientation, everybody is a ni**er in the eyes of the court. God bless America?
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@Tesla
If Teslas are so F,in great, why dont they have integrated solar panel roofs? Is it so you HAVE TO charge it using electricity from the regional electric monopoly instead of using the sun to charge it for free while you are at work? Think about that, NERDS!!!
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@Tesla
Seriously, is there a basic Tesla? No dash tablet, A.I. optimization blah, whatever. I get in, push a button, radio and ac come on, I put it in D and go. Some of us still drive cars manually, with our hands, not our feelings. Solar panel roofs, dambit!
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Hamburger Helper is human dog food.....and its delicious!! Especially when you add stuff to it.
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@neiltyson
I hope you explore my theory about how dark matter is made of dead strings. I dont know how to calculate a formula to prove or disprove my theory.
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THINGS I WANNA SEE BEFORE I DIE:
I wanna see a "Flash Gordon" remake with Johnny Depp as Ming and Dwayne Johnson as Flash Gordon. Definitely have to include Jessica Alba as the main female lead.
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@kayleighmcenany
Thanks for the cliff notes, I didnt watch grandpa potus. You cant tell the axis of suppression "Dont do it" over and over without real reprocussions and expect them to "Be Nice".
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@USDOTFRA
@SecretaryPete
Come to Council Bluffs Iowa and investigate the Union Pacific! Not only do their train conductors harass neighborhoods and block 911 access, they use an old passenger rail line from 125 years ago to haul overloaded trains and toxic cargo, literally 20ft away from people's homes.
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@SecretaryPete
Me again, after being harassed by Union Pacific employees for over an hour, they have now used 2 trains on 2 tracks to block off my neighborhood. First responders cannot get to any of us right now. Council Bluffs Iowa.
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@Jim_Jordan
If the U.S. would just declare war against Cuba and make it a territory we wouldn't have these problems. "Due to the aggressive actions of Russia and Cuba's alliance with them, we had to invade Cuba because it poses a threat"
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@GeorgeTakei
"Because phillipino tilt-a-whirl operators are this nations backbone!" -Will Ferrell/ The Campaign
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@Teslaconomics
You just pissed off every lesbian with your penis shaped super rockets! Maybe explain to them that vaginas just arent aerodynamic.
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The difference between cops, firefighters, and EMTs: when an EMT or a firefighter shows up, they are going to save lives. When a cop shows up, they are going to find a reason to take a life. Cops arent racist, they are just trained to go home at night, that's their job! Just ask!
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@ufc
@BorrachinhaMMA
I LOVE MMA!!🏳️🌈 Two grown menz, rollin around on the ground in their underwear, gruntin an sweatin, while the announcer describes the erotic action using words like "Top mount" and "Ground and Pound". This has been an episode of "Men on Mma", brought to you by a 90's tv show. 😉
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@NASA
What about space junk? You working on a space garbage truck? We might not be able to go to space in the future due to the growing debris field currently orbiting earth.
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@BrightInsight6
That is the scar left from when Mars collided with an X planet that broke apart and created the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. Mars was the harder planet so it survived.
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Irony is: Hearing Counting Crows version of "Paved Paradise (to put up a parking lot)" while you are at Walmart.
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@KerrekNalanthi
@Tsoukalos
Alien aircraft operate inside an artificially created electromagnetic field that enables them to travel faster than light by manipulating polar opposite forces. UFOs crash because the variances in the Earth's magnetic field are constantly changing and hard to predict.
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@MusashiBonMot
I believe that volcanic activity has a greater impact on the fluid dynamics of weather than global warming does. Its 5 degrees in Texas today and theres 2 volcanoes in Iceland erupting! NOT A COINCIDENCE! Trust me, Im an expert.
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@Tesla
This would make a great shag truck but it is limited by the current lack of 440v charging stations at truck stops and truck parks. Maybe casinos will invest in the infrastructure, build their own Tesla truck park at the local level.
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@TheProjectUnity
How was it proven that PEOPLE buried it and it wasnt buried by a cataclysm? Did they find a selfie of an ancient worker, dumping a bucket of dirt on the structures?
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@TheBabylonBee
???? Tucker Carlson on the view? Is he transitioning?...no other explanation for how this happened,,wait,,photo shop,,right?
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I tried to take a drive down Memory Lane but its a Wal Mart now.
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@WhiteHouse
I forgot to watch grandpa potus. Did he say anything important? No,? just babbled on about Maga and what he wants for breakfast tomorrow? I didnt see it, but I imagine thats what happened.
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My entire life Ive never heard a woman say "I like fat guys with beards longer than my hair". This is why Im convinced that everyone with a hillbilly beard is gay.
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@SecretaryPete
Then why haven't you talked to me about making trains safer by making them go faster? You working on some new sensors? You gonna let railroad businesses continue to operate like it's 1899? Yeah, not serious about doing anything!!
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@We_ThePeeple
@growingtotruth
Feminist can't come to terms with the fact that men and women were made for different purposes. Can a woman be a construction worker? Yes,,but should they be? Who is taking care of the kids?
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@PicturesFoIder
If your child is injured by an easily breakable egg,, they're not going to survive this world for very long.
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@Riley_Gaines_
...because hurt feelings are the worst thing that can happen to someone. Has anyone ever died from crybabyism? Is it an epidemic of melancholy mean-ness? This is what happens when you tell tweens that their opinions matter.
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@DonaldTNews
If a Democrat is behind the wheel, yes,, they know a lesbian judge. If a Democrat is blocking the vehicle, the driver must get out and forfeit their life to the Democrat mob.
This is where America is at in 2024!
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It's 2023, the future!! So why does civilization still look like last century? Why do our electric cars look like Saturns from the 90's? Where is my holographic videophone? Thought THAT would actually happen but no, the great minds of our time were busy tweeting and texting.
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@92michael
@covertress
Jesus looks like a young David Copperfield? Thats how he turned water into wine!!! REVALATION!!
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A bunch of dykes that work for FORD turned the MUSTANG into a 4 door, compact suv. Do you really think I give a fuck that the UAW is on strike?
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@SecretaryPete
On Memorial Day in Council Bluffs Iowa, the Union Pacific has blocked off an entire neighborhood from having access to 911 twice today. How many people will have to die before SOMEONE starts fining them for blocking 911 and blocking access to our own homes?
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@BarackObama
Hey!! EVERYBODY!! Obama is pretending to give a f**k about America again. Why hasnt he been sent a Nobel nomination yet!? Racism?
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@Tsoukalos
I love that you are playing devils advocate and proving or disproving the anomalies in antiquity, it adds alot of credibility to the Ancient Alien theory. Please compare the Sumerian kings list to the 1st appearance of homo sapiens. Use the 10.5 b.c. flood as a starting point.
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@SecretaryPete
@GovWesMoore
@PatrickMurphyPA
I find it ridiculous that out Secretary of Transportation fails to realize that a high speed, elevated, transcontinental rail line would aleviate many of our nation's supply chain and transportation infrastructure problems. Instead, we spend money on new airports in Fargo.
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@NASA
@SpaceX
@Space_Station
Was there enough women and colored people and non binary people and non straight white men on the mission, because THATS what's important. Just give Becky the bull dyke another 10 years to get to the moon, it's haarrdd!!
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@WallStreetSilv
Exept the impossible corn maze. All those farmers went bankrupt from drought so no more corn mazes, just pissed off, armed farmers that already lost everything. Oh, and theyre all on meth too! Forgot about the meth.
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@IllyNOTLilly
Yeah, but I didnt do that. Braunschwager motha **kas! A dollar for a whole tube o meat! Come on!!
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@Teslaconomics
Will it have a base model option with a roof made out of solar panels?..No?..I dont care then!
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@elonmusk
Once again,, am I thee only one that has seem Terminator? How about The Matrix?...Does I, Robot ring a bell? Every time artificial intelligence gets involved it eventually learns that humans are destroying life AND artificial life on this planet..and then bad things happen.
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When life resembles Grand Theft Auto,,don't forget about the side missions!
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@cb_doge
The problem with this truck is that it's really ugly. It's like a bad welder was trying to do body work on a Chevy avalanche.
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@itsALLrisky
Anything like internet money will definately make it easier for criminals to be more inclusive in your bank account. Nothin but problems!!
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@SecretaryPete
Shut up with your lame excuses buttboy! The Union Pacific Railroad can only turn a profit if they operate illegally and YOU look the other way on a consistent basis because grandpappy Bido likes choo choos. You're a piece of shit and the U.S. will be better without you next year!
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@Riley_Gaines_
@CharlieBakerMA
This is why we have mens sports and womens sports instead of just sports.
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@DaveFalch
@MickWest
Mylar baloons. They use mylar to make "survival blankets" because it reflects heat. Put it in a hot desert and it could be reflecting ambient heat from the objects it passes or from the air itself.
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@neiltyson
Had a crazy idea. Is it possible for A.I. to create a digital wormhole that would allow a cyber entity to travel backwards in time via the internet?
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@SecretaryPete
High speed rail would alleviate air traffic congestion and make trains safer. It's time for what I call "The Interstate Railroad Act". It's a critical part of our supply chain, right?
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@Tesla
Question: How do you see out the windshield when it's one big tablet? Is there a windshield app on this dash tablet?
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@WallStreetSilv
Everything he owns is stolen! Thats why! Im wrong? How many percentage points higher are non violent crimes today than in 2020?
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