Blue LaSirène🔞🇭🇹🧜🏾♀️
@MizzPatFussy
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Sometimes I post pictures of my asshole. @Mizzpatfussy2 https://t.co/ZC5R53OhSG
Out of this world 👽
Joined October 2022
@shaTIRED Literally I’ve never seen my parents drunk. I’ve seen my dad after a few drinks but not like this. This would be disturbing to witness as an adult or child.
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@MissGinaDarling Hard as a woman because being polite makes them think we are welcoming them, but also being rude can get us k*lled 🙃.
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@whitest_injera Not realizing that learning to swim is a luxury not everyone can afford is craaaaaaazyyyy.
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@imbabytate That last one made me say ew out loud. Cause I know there have been women (including me) in that very situation. This is the furthest thing from funny.
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@PopCrave “That’s what the next memoir is about” bless her heart she is still funny asf ❤️❤️❤️.
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@ivy_wylder @kenklippenstein Literally I always say this. There should be an age limit to this shit.
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@llerameilla @smoke_nd_pearlz Cause all day I haven’t seen one post saying how it didn’t happen. Questioning why she took so long (which I understand why) but not outright saying she’s lying.
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@peter68759524 I swear this scene took me out 😭😭 and when the family came home? SCREAMING!!!.
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@heyyitsjanea lol when I used to work at Nike one week we went through drills incase a shooter came in the store. Next week they said we need to leave our phones in our lockers 😂😂😂😂😂 I did NOT.
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@siyyaninaas Can we all thank Netflix (even though they don’t deserve it) for letting them give the show an ending. Cause when I heard they cancelled it I was really worried about that.
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@geezlais I was watching a documentary about the guy Jared from subway. And parents would full on let there children sleepover at his house. And it was just Jared from fcking subway. I will always find that completely insane.
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@Morbidful Yeahh he literally disemboweled her through her vagina with a glass beer bottle. And then tried to claim to the cops she wanted it and it was “sex gone wrong” one of the more horrifying cases I’ve heard.
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@angie_goodwood Plan b, Tina Montana, and HER all different sounds! We know why they did Megan like that but not ice spice.
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@iamyomas The fact that they were playing highschool students is insane 😭 they all look over 20.
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@askboutlydia More people should fight naked. Clothes are so restricting when you throwing haymakers.
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@sincerelysae @encbeau I am so intrigued by your story! I’ve heard many Haitians say they’ve encountered mermaids and to never go with them.
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@cuteasstyy I fell asleep at a trap house once and someone stole my prescription glasses 😭😭😭😭.
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@OwnLane_Chunks @Addictive_DIVA Go get pregnant by lil baby and show us how it’s done sis !.
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@imsecsee Someone said Nicki is teaching us how to fight off sex offenders and I haven’t been ok since I saw that 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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@1prettyyc__ It be men that be rearranging our faces ! Got stabbed in the head multiple times cause I said no. Now I got a permanent scars ! The ones that don’t wanna acknowledge it happens are part of the problem.
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@Isi_baehr Tanner, branner, Tyler, Taylor, Brice, Chad W, Chad H, Chad B, Chad N, Chadley, Chadder, Chadian, Luke, Micheal. Sorry y’all I’m just guessing there names.
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@yassnito This is why I tell people with children, parental controls are your best friend! And to keep an open line of communication with your children, so if they see someone thing that makes them uncomfortable, or are approached by an adult online, they will come to you right aways.
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@RaineyOvalle It’s weird how obsessed lots of men are with women staying in there “highschool bodies” it’s sick.
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@biaaaX2__ IF you are having a bad trip. Just remember that you’re on a drug and it won’t last forever. Basically keep reminding yourself the feelings your feeling are exaggerated by the drugs. I’ve had bad trips before and freaking out doesn’t help. Just be in tune with your body and put.
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@PRlVPRINCESS I’m just praying he doesn’t turn his attention to a woman that can’t afford security like she can.
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@AshTheDonLeon I mean they love entertaining racists and got fashion taste. Makes 0 sense to me how they haven’t collaborated on a project yet.
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@LegendofEric_ Trudeau gave us 2 grand a month for like 2 years and Canada still hates him 😭😭 all this over 1200$ once?.
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@moelondon_ This comment section gotta be all 20 year olds cause no way grown folks laugh with this nigga we definitely laughing at him.
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@thedigitaldash_ Only thing I like is paying homage to The Shining because that movie was a masterpiece. Everything else + the track I’m not a fan of.
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